Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

Yuchi Baoqi looked at the glass on the tea table and looked at Li Er: "How is it? Beautiful, isn't it? Bi Luochun has to use the throwing method, and every throw will make no sound."

Li Shimin directly reached out and moved the glass in front of him: "You can make another cup. I'll drink this cup first. I'm a little thirsty and cough."

Yuchi Baoqi once again saw how thick-skinned Li Shimin was, and there was nothing he could do. From now on, he would have to support him until he died.

"Your Majesty, this cup of tea is very expensive."

Li Shimin is very arrogant when he is rich: "Expensive? I really don't know what expensive is now! It's all thanks to you. I am lucky to have you, Xiaobao."

Yuchi Baoqi smiled and shook his head. He had not yet decided how to tell Li Shimin that there was a super invincible stupid young man who had tricked the two of them, and each of them lost money to his third uncle Wan Bo.

Li Shimin finally waited until the tea soup cooled down slightly. Li Shimin put his lips slightly against the liquid surface and inhaled carefully, trying to make the tea in his mouth less hot.

"I heard a funny story, and I told it as a joke to His Majesty. There was a man named Ma Zhou. One day, he took money from the treasury and his boss to do something, and he did it quite well. , the people also got an advantage."

Li Shimin tasted the Biluochun, and found that this brew was indeed full of aroma, and the aftertaste was sweet and full of saliva.

"Isn't this great? Things have been done well and the people have benefited."

Yuchi Baoqi nodded: "That's true. The main reason is that we spent too much, but there is no corruption. It's just that the money and food that the people get from working can be said to have meat every day, and they can work hard for a month. Half a year ago."

Li Shimin sneered: "Hey, eat? How much can you eat? Now I want you to go to the imperial kitchen and eat freely! How much can you eat?"

Yuchi Baoqi also nodded: "It's true that I can't eat much, it's just the third uncle and ten thousand uncles of silver."

Li Shimin: "Take the young master!?"

"Three Bos Ten Thousand Liangs of Silver, the treasury and his boss each have three Bos Wan, and the total is six Bos Ten Thousands. The thirty large dragon boats are actually built extremely solidly, and they are very powerful."

Li Shimin spat out a mouthful of tea: "What's the truth?! My 300 million taels of silver! Ah! I'm going to collapse now! Wang De! Go and inform the imperial dining room that today the imperial dining room has been reduced to the level of five years ago! No! Eight Years ago!”

"Guanyin Maid, if you have any money, please lend me a little. I will return it to you with interest when the time comes!"

Yuchi Baoqi was confused: "Is it really such an exaggeration? I really don't have the money to sell myself. Let's send some gossip to your concubines in the harem and tell them whoever gives more money will play the dragon root."

Li Shimin was so angry that he picked up his boots and wanted to call Yuchi Baoqi.

"Hey, hey, you are such a ungrateful person, but I am really thinking about you. If you think about it once a hundred thousand times, if you run six times a night, it will be 60 taels. In other words, you It only takes five days to make money back."

Li Shimin's legs trembled when he heard this: "I will turn into a dead branch on the third day! It's because you insist on letting me partner with you to build ships! Now that the Tang Dynasty is about to attack the grasslands and Goguryeo, the money has been prepared to be spent. , if there are some disturbances, disasters, etc. in the territory of the Tang Dynasty, I am afraid it will be irreversible!"

Yuchi Baoqi was happy: "Brother, what are you thinking about? You forgot the gift list I sent to the palace? If you really can't do it, why don't you go to my house to move it, or will you be doomed?"

"You have the army in your hands now, and I have the money in my hands. Whoever shouts at our son-in-law will do it! Whoever dares to shout at us!"

Li Shimin was relieved when Yuchi Baoqi said this: "Then what about this gift list when you get married to Li Zhi?"

Yuchi Baoqi sipped the tea with an expressionless face: "You put stones in the empty box and just ask the eunuch to read it there. What stupid young man without eyes or brains would say that the eldest princess of the Tang Dynasty and the emperor Is there something wrong with the gift list of Tang Chao’s First-Rank Duke Shangshu Ling?”

Li Shimin thought carefully: "What about Ma Zhou?"

Yuchi Baoqi even gave Li Shimin a vaccination: "It's impossible for Ma Zhou to come when I get married. He has gone to Nanyang with the brothers Huai Dao to see monkeys. He won't have that chance, right?"

Okay, there can't be that many super stupid people, right? Datang can count all the stupid people who can reach this level on one hand.

"Have you been to see Li Zhi?"

"You are trying on a wedding dress. Lao Li, you are really good at giving birth to a daughter." Yuchi Baoqi praised Li Shimin with a thumbs up.

"That's right, even if you don't look at the looks and demeanor of me and Guanyin. Can there be any difference in childbirth between me and the queen?"

As an emperor who could always praise himself for everything, Yuchi Baoqi couldn't compete with his thick skin.

"The production of various military supplies over there is a little over the standard. Can you buy it?"

Li Shimin shook his head: "I won't buy it. You can take your kid's things. Either you will lose your money or your face. You have to choose one."

Yuchi Baoqi added some water to the teacup: "What choice!"

Li Shimin: "I won't choose this time. They say buy early and enjoy early. This time I want to see if there is any discount for buying late!"

"Comrade Lao Li! I want to solemnly inform you that the shelf life date on the can is written casually. I am afraid that seeing it for decades will be too scary for others and will not dare to eat it."

"You have to think about it, whether you want to get a discount if you buy it late."

Li Shimin was still shaken. He had fought in the war, and he knew what it meant for an army to have meat and fruits in the last charge meal. It is no exaggeration to say that such an army can create miracles.

"Get a discount!"

Yuchi Baoqi raised his eyelids: "Benefits."

Li Shimin actually knew what Yuchi Baoqi wanted: "The development power of Lingnan Road. Including the appointment and dismissal of officials on Lingnan Road, as well as all resources! You can even garrison and station troops in Lingnan Road!"

Yuchi Baoqi tapped his fingers rhythmically on the tea table: "Aren't you afraid?"

Li Shimin sneered: "Your Heavenly Power Army plus your loyal guards, as long as I hold your engineering workshop and engineering department, I will win."

Yuchi Baoqi finally felt the momentum of Li Shimin, the best in both martial arts and martial arts, and the best in eternity, and he was probably even better than the man who conquered the world back then.

Li Shimin patted Yuchi Baoqi's thigh: "You never planned to compete with me for this country. I have always known it, from the first time I met you. Kneel there and tell me that you can make steel."

Yuchi Baoqi was relieved: "It's interesting that you, Li Er, are willing to accompany me, an idiot like me, who is crazy."

Li Shimin sat back in front of the royal cabinet in the Ganlu Hall: "You and I are the same person. I worked hard to prove to the world that I was destined to be the one who was destined by fate, and you worked hard to prove to yourself that you can save the lives of all people."

After a pause, Li Shimin thought for a long time: "We are both pitiful idiots."