Zhenguan Xiaoxian Wang Li Shen Li Shimin

Li Chengqian sneered when he saw Li Shen pretending to be stupid:

"What's the point? You compose stories in different levels. If I remember correctly,

The last time the gods appeared, you cheated Aye out of four million strings of cash.

Four million strings of cash! It's just a chance to see a god. Big brother, I can't afford it.

Why don't you make up a cheaper one?"

"Uh..." Li Shen was speechless. What did it mean to spend 4 million taels of silver to see a deity? He wasn't taking photos at a tourist attraction.

You don't trust me at all. Even though I made it up, you have no money, so why would I cheat you out of your money?

“Brother, even if I want to cheat you out of four million strings of cash, you should have calculated it.

You don't even have 400,000 strings of cash, what's the point of me lying to you?

You are so disappointed to say that, and you even said that we have a deep brotherly love. "

Li Shen looked disappointed, but Li Chengqian didn't care. He drank the wine in his hand and pointed at Li Shen and said:

"Hmph, don't try that on me. Grandpa told me to be careful of you, or else I'll even be tricked into taking the East Palace by you.

Aye is a lesson for us.”

"Stop.... talking nonsense! What use do I have for your Eastern Palace? As a lesson from the past, the Imperial Palace is still the Imperial Palace, and it is not mine now.

When did I cheat? "

Li Shen also slammed the table.

"That's because you didn't have a chance. Aye saw through your evil plan. I heard from Aye that you once said you wanted to buy the palace and let Aye pay the rent."

Li Chengqian also slapped the table.

"Impossible, no...no such thing." Li Shen's momentum weakened instantly. Although he spoke toughly, Li Shen did say that at the beginning.

What's more, the landlord heard it, it was so embarrassing.

"Hehe, you see, I was right. Aye has already said that I have to be wary of you. You have been eyeing the money in the treasury for a long time.

I can't be fooled by you." Li Chengqian smiled triumphantly and drank the wine in his glass again to celebrate.

"Besides, what do you want me to cheat you of? Don't forget that all your money was given by me.

Besides, your East Palace is so big and deserted, I don’t want it.

Even if you give it to me, I won’t take it. I still have to pay for the repairs. I’m not stupid.”

Li Shen curled his lips in disdain, then drank a glass as well.

Everyone present just watched the two brothers bickering with each other, taking turns to drink a cup. Until they finished, the others didn't dare to leave the table even after finishing their meal.

Lu Dingniang began to instruct the kitchen to prepare some hot dishes for the two of them.

Being so familiar with the prince and having such a close relationship with him was exactly what Lu Dingniang liked to see.

So he asked the kitchen to prepare all the dishes that he was good at and that Li Chengqian liked.

The relationship between the Crown Princess and Princess Ji also became closer as their husbands quarreled.

The two of them didn't know how long they had been drinking. They were so drunk that they could hardly speak clearly, and they were still bickering.

Li Shen mainly attacked the fact that Li Chengqian had no money, while Li Chengqian attacked Li Shen's weak point that he was a liar.

Everyone else was wondering how they could understand each other when it was impossible to tell what the two were saying.

"Sister-in-law, it's late. Why don't you go back tonight? You and brother should stay at home and rest for one night."

Lu Dingniang estimated the time. It was already late at night and all the doors of the market were locked.

"It's okay. It's not far from the East Palace." Su declined with a smile.

Lu Dingniang didn't know the rules, but Li Shen did. After hearing this, the dazed Li Shen shouted:

"Madam, my brother can't just stay out overnight."

In ancient times, the hierarchy was strict and there were too many rules. The prince was the heir to the throne and there were even more rules.

"Don't be surprised, sister-in-law. Dingniang didn't know." Lu Dingniang hurriedly explained.

"It's okay." Su didn't care.

After hearing what Li Shen said, Li Chengqian stood up and said drunkenly:

"What...can't be done? This...is Old Ten's home, and we are...we are not outsiders."

Li Chengqian was shaking violently, and Su quickly stood up and supported Li Chengqian:

"My dear, you are drunk. Let's go back. How about we come back another day?"

Su could see that her husband was very happy today, otherwise he wouldn't have drunk so much.

Li Chengqian became stubborn at this time and shook his head.

"No, I will rest here today. I will write a memorial to my father."

"Shi Tou, go to the study and get some paper, pen, and memorials."

Li Shen stood up in a daze, leaned over Li Chengqian's shoulder and pointed randomly, but he couldn't tell who was who.

The servants quickly brought over a table, and Shitou took all the things.

Li Chengqian was supported and staggered to the table, picked up a pen, and began to write on the memorial.

After a moment, put down the pen.

Li Shen leaned over and laughed:

'Hahahaha, brother, you are drunk. What kind of handwriting do you have? It's not as good as mine.

Look, I'll write one for you.'

As he spoke, Li Shen pushed Li Chengqian away, walked to the table, picked up the pen, took a deep breath, and started drawing.

Li Shen's writing was so fluent that everyone present was shocked.

"Okay, send someone to send it back." Li Shen put down his pen, waved his hand, took the wine bottle on the table, dipped it in a little ink and covered it with it.

"You are not doing this right. To write a contract you have to... you have to put your palm print on it."

As Li Chengqian spoke, he pressed his hand into the ink and then pressed a palm print on the blank space.

It was too late for Su to stop it.

"Hahaha, big brother, your hands are dirty, just use one finger, watch me."

Li Shen laughed loudly, then stretched out a finger and lowered his head to dip it in ink, but he failed to hit the mark after several attempts.

So he lowered his head involuntarily. Fortunately, Lu Dingniang, who was standing by, acted quickly, otherwise Li Shen would have his face buried in the inkstone.

Lu Dingniang and Su quickly pulled Li Shen and Li Chengqian to the back. These two people had lost all their humanity now.

Lu Dingniang ordered preparations to give the Crown Prince and Crown Princess a bath.

She also prepared to give Li Shen a bath.

As a result, the two brothers insisted on being together and insisted on taking a bath together.

There was no other way, and finally Lu Dingniang could only arrange for the maid from Prince Ji's mansion to wash both of them at the same time.

The two brothers took off all their clothes in the bathing area, shouted that they were good brothers and kept their loyalty, and entered the big bathtub together.

Fortunately, the bathtub was big enough and the maids were all from the palace and were quite skilled in this area.

Su and Lu Dingniang began to arrange accommodation, including the resettlement of those people in Liuliu. They could not let them stay outside for a night.

The escort work was originally very complicated, but later it became simple.

The two brothers insisted on sleeping together, saying that they wanted to talk late into the night by candlelight.

Li Chongyi was relieved now. The Crown Prince and Prince Ji slept together, and Prince Ji's mansion was heavily guarded, plus Prince Ji had a hundred personal guards guarding it.

Li Chongyi only needs to bring people to guard outside the door.

As for the question of whether Prince Ji would harm the Crown Prince, Li Chengqian had never thought about it. He would only do so if Prince Ji was really crazy.

(This drunken scene is realistic. Have you ever experienced an outrageous drunken incident?)