Genshin Impact: The Boring Life of the Seven Stars of Liyue

"Come on, take off your clothes. It might hurt a little, so be prepared."

"Uh... no problem..."

Although it felt a little weird, Yunxing still followed Abedo's instructions to take off his shirt and lie down on a wooden bed.

Looking at Yunxing's back with fiery eyes, Albedo touched his chin, as if he was thinking about what to test first.

After thinking for a moment, Abedo made up his mind.

"Then, let's start with the body's self-healing ability."

I saw him taking out a toolbox from the side, and when he opened it, it was full of sharp tools.

If Yun Xing turned around at this moment, he would see Albedo taking out a thin needle from a series of "torture instruments".

Holding the slender silver needle in both hands, Albedo slowly inserted it into Yunxing's back.

Just when the silver needle was about to penetrate his skin, Albedo felt resistance in his hand.

"The strength of the body's epidermis exceeds that of ordinary people, so we need to increase our efforts."

Abedo records all relevant information in his notebook.

Just when Yunxing was wondering how much more force he needed to exert, he suddenly felt a stinging pain in his back.

"Hey, Albedo, what are you testing?"

Albedo, who had already pulled out the needle to observe the effect, replied casually.

"I'm testing your body's self-healing ability now, and it seems to be working well."

Abedo pulled out the needle, and the wound healed visibly.

When Yunxing heard about his physical problems, he immediately thought of the transformation Xuying had made to his body before.

It seems that my body does have some extra functions.

Just as he was thinking this, Yunxing suddenly heard a "buzzing" sound coming from behind.

Abedo wiped the fine needle and put it back into place, and slowly ran his fingers through a series of tools.

Scissors, daggers, and axes, Abedo picked up these tools one by one. After shaking his head, his eyes finally stopped at a chainsaw.

Activating the power of thunder element in the reserve, the chainsaw wheel started to rotate rapidly, and a satisfied smile appeared on Abedo's lips.

So when Yunxing turned around, he saw Albedo holding a chainsaw buzzing, eager to try on him.

"Fuck! What are you doing!"

Yunxing stood up quickly and looked at the fast-moving chainsaw in Albedo's hand in surprise.

"According to my visual inspection, your body's self-healing speed needs to be measured using this to determine the specific data."

Abedo explained his purpose in an understatement.

"Dah! If I hear the sound of someone cutting me with a chainsaw, I will definitely go crazy!"

Yunxing simply couldn't imagine that kind of horrific scene.

It's almost like waking up on the way to a caesarean section and seeing yourself being disemboweled.

Seeing that Yunxing firmly disagreed, Albedo had no choice but to sigh helplessly, then returned to the camp and took out a bottle of potion.

"This is a potion mixed with some kind of power. It's harmless to the body. Can you test it for me?"

Yunxing couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth as he looked at the pitch black inside the bottle.

Look me in the eyes and say it again, is this harmless?

Are you sure it's not the same style as Meng Po Soup?

Yunxing called up the system to check the potion information.

Item name: Potion mixed with some special power

Item description: A potion made by Albedo based on the information left by his master, which contains a trace of the power of dark disaster.

The power of darkness and disaster?

Yunxing frowned slightly when he saw this, and asked the system in his heart.

"System, it should be fine after drinking this thing."

Seeing the information about the power of black disaster, Yunxing's curiosity was aroused. It seemed that Xuying had talked about this thing before.

[The power of dark disaster contained in the potion is extremely rare and will not have any impact on the host's body. 】

Taking the potion from Albedo's hand, Yunxing decided to give it a try.

After carefully taking a sip, Yunxing felt as if there was something extra in his mind.

Some unfamiliar voices began to echo in my mind.

"why why!"

“Is this God’s consideration?”

"I curse this!"

...

Yunxing now felt that his whole head was buzzing, and someone's voice kept ringing in his mind.

It's just like the uncles and aunties rushing to solicit customers just after leaving the train station.

Things like "Does the handsome guy want a ride?", "Does the handsome guy want to stay in a hotel?", "Does the handsome guy want a sister? She's very nice!".

It seems like something strange got mixed in...

It wasn't until after a while that my mind gradually calmed down.

Abedo, who had been observing him from the side, saw that Yunxing's eyes had regained his composure, and then he asked.

"How is it, how does it feel?"

Yunxing, who came back to his senses, replied slowly.

"I...I heard the voices of many people, and...I feel that the power seems to have become a little stronger?"

Open the system to check the level. Compared with the situation just now, my level has indeed improved by one level after drinking the potion.

Yunxing looked at the potion in his hand.

It only contains a trace of the power of dark disaster, and it can be upgraded to a level in one sip. If you do it all...

After thinking about the voices of many people that just came to mind, Yunxing gave up on this bold idea.

If I were to be silent, what I would hear would probably be as noisy as ten train stations.

Abedo still looked like he was recording something, and then asked.

"Then, do you want to try some more?"

"Uh...no, no, I still have to find Youla to wash with...Ah, no! I have something to do with Youla!"

I was a little confused by the potion, and I almost said the wrong thing.

After pointing a direction to Yunxing, he happily left the camp.

Abedo watched Yunxing's leaving figure and slowly wrote down notes in his notebook.

[The experimental subject successfully absorbed a small amount of the power of the disaster, but its spirit will be slightly affected. 】

After hesitating for a while, Abedo added a sentence at the end of the note.

[The experimental subject has a primitive aura, which is similar to the previous experiment. This may be the reason for the success of the experiment. 】

Abedo understood after contact.

The friendly atmosphere on Yunxing comes from the original.

When the Master created himself, he added unsullied soil as raw material to his body.

As for this force of darkness and disaster, Albedo once tried it on himself.

Now after meeting Yunxing who also has the original aura.

Abedo further affirmed that only the original people can absorb the power of the dark disaster.

Perhaps, I am one step closer to the meaning of existence mentioned by Master.

And on Yunxing's side.

Just when he left the camp and walked forward with happy steps, he was ready to talk to Yula about some serious business.

The entire snow mountain began to shake slightly, as if some huge existence was about to break out of the ground from below.

"tnnd, who ruined my life at such a critical moment!"

ps: It’s Monday, please give the author a little support, the data is too bleak woo woo woo