Genshin Impact: The Boring Life of the Seven Stars of Liyue

A cave camp in the snowy mountains.

A young man wearing the alchemical robe of the Knights of the West Wind is here.

She has brown hair and green eyes, and has an elegant temperament, but her hairline seems to be a little far back.

Albedo, the chief alchemist of the Knights of the West Wind.

At this moment, I am packing my things in my camp and preparing to draw some sketches using Qiuqiu people.

Abedo is not a normal human being.

He is an artificial human created by Reindot using the golden technique of the last stage of alchemy.

As long as he can remember, he has been exploring the depths of the secret realm with his master.

For Albedo, Reindot was his master and his only relative.

As long as I can stay with Master, that's enough.

But one day, the master suddenly disappeared.

I still remember the last words my master left for me.

"Show me the truth of the world and the meaning of your existence. If you can't, I will throw you away."

The words were said as a joke from the master's cold tone, and Albedo understood that what the master said was serious.

Afterwards, Reindot handed Albedo to his old friend, Ms. Alice, and there was no news from him since.

Looking at the wind and snow outside the cave camp.

Abedo recalled that philosophical question and fell into thinking.

He is an artificial human created by his master. If we talk about the meaning of existence, he is naturally not like ordinary people.

Is it to show that Master's alchemy has entered the golden stage?

Or is it just that parents expect their children to live a simple and happy life?

I hope this kind of thinking is not self-indulgent.

Just as he was thinking this, Abedo had already packed his things and came outside.

He was looking around for suitable Qiuqiu people to use as material, and then he saw the figures of Yunxing and his party.

Looking at the approaching figure of the other party, Albedo thought that the other party was just an adventurer asking for directions.

But when Yunxing slowly approached, Albedo felt an inexplicable intimacy from him.

"This feeling, like..."

Abedo, who frowned slightly, noticed this abnormality.

As an alchemist, I simply cannot resist the curiosity brought about by this unknown.

It's like a little girl with only one piece of clothing left in front of you, begging you to give her two hundred yuan to comfort her business.

Simply irresistible.

There was a glint in Abedo's eyes, and he quickly came to Yunxing and others.

"Hello, everyone, my name is Albedo. Could you please tell me what this gentleman's name is?"

After polite greetings, Albedo stared straight at Yunxing's body.

Yunxing was a little frightened by this look and responded.

"Uh...my name is Yunxing. I know you are Mr. Abedo. Kelly told me about you."

"Oh? Keli didn't cause you any trouble, she was just a little playful."

Ever since she was entrusted to Alice by her master, Alice's daughter Keli has become his sister.

Apart from alchemy-related matters, he spends most of his time cleaning up the troubles Keli has caused.

That's why I said this, thinking that Keli was in trouble again.

Yunxing waved his hand.

"Not at all. Keli is very cute. I also like Keli very much."

Seeing that it was not Keli who caused the trouble, Abedo breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's good."

Then he looked at Yunxing and said hesitantly.

"I have an unkind request, and I don't know whether I should say it to you."

Yunxing replied casually.

"Go ahead."

Abedo pondered for a while.

"I...I want your body."

Yunxing's face was suddenly covered with black lines, and cold sweat slowly flowed from his forehead.

Eh? No way?

Bennett and Fischer on the side also looked at Albedo and Yunxing with surprised expressions.

Only Yingmei was standing by, her eyes shining brightly for some reason.

He was still muttering something like "knock, knock, knock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock."

Seeing that the other party was stunned, Abedo continued to explain.

"Your body attracts me and makes me want to examine your whole body."

After hearing this, the black lines on Yunxing's face seemed to be a little deeper, and the corners of his mouth were wrinkled almost to the bottom of his chin.

Damn it, how come my charm, which has no place to be placed, is still attracting men!

Teacher Abedo, don’t you hate Nantong the most? ! !

Just when Yunxing was completely shocked by Abedo's words.

Suddenly everyone felt the earth tremble.

"Everyone, be careful! It looks like an avalanche!"

It seemed like a huge rockfall rolled down the hillside, and the huge movement triggered a chain reaction on the mountain.

An overwhelming avalanche rushed towards everyone.

Bennett, who was experienced in this matter, thought it was his bad luck again.

He quickly pulled his legs away and ran. After all, as long as he stayed far away, other people would not be affected.

Seeing this, the rest of the people also quickly dispersed to avoid the avalanche, and a few people dispersed in panic.

Yunxing easily avoided the avalanche area, without worrying about the safety of others.

After successfully reaching a calm and safe area, I looked up.

There seemed to be a figure flashing past the rockfall on the mountain. When Yunxing looked over, he quickly lowered his body and hid.

"Hmph, want to escape? Lightning whirlwind...ah no, time of stagnation!"

The force field in his hand spread, and Yunxing waved his right hand towards the mountain.

During the lag, his ability immediately enveloped Mr. Abei who was about to escape.

The failed product created by Reindot when he created Albedo, the figure preparing to escape slowed down infinitely.

This made Mr. Abei feel panicky.

Yunxing was running towards the mountain at the moment, and he wanted to see who was causing trouble.

Thanks to the more flexible use of the delay time, the duration was not interrupted until Yunxing arrived in front of Master Abe.

Looking at Mr. Abei who was stagnant in place, he seemed to be engaging in performance art.

Yunxing thought he had seen it wrong, but then he immediately realized it.

"Oh! Si Li, Huabeiduo!"

Mr. Abei was shocked as time was slowed down and he was moving step by step in the same place like a minion.

What kind of bullshit name is this? Why does it sound like it owes millions in foreign debt?

Yunxing slowly came to Mr. Abei, looking left and right like a curious baby.

"Oh, I didn't expect that you are quite strong."

Yunxing, who is familiar with the plot, naturally knows the origin of Mr. Abei in front of him.

Thinking about it, the attack just now was probably to kill the real Abedo so that he could take his place.

Thinking of this, a dangerous smile appeared on Yunxing's lips.

What you want to do will not be good if it affects the onlookers.

Just as he was about to straighten out this failed product, Albedo's voice came from behind him.

"Oh it's you."

I heard Albedo's voice from behind.

Yunxing recalled what the other party had just said, and subconsciously covered her butt with her right hand.