Genshin Impact: The Boring Life of the Seven Stars of Liyue

Night falls.

The two people guarding the entrance were already off duty and were discussing where to go for a drink.

A slender man in black clothes slowly sneaked into the underground floor.

With a mask on his face and his whole body disguised, Kaia took the lead in arriving at the planned hiding place.

Because it was clear that the Fools had also set their sights on the Sky Piano, Kaia was not prepared to take action directly.

After bypassing the guards and coming to an uninhabited corridor, Kaia opened the sewer manhole cover here and prepared to hide here and wait for the opportunity.

But just as Kaiya was stepping on the stairs and her body was slowly falling.

A big hand suddenly stretched out from below and grabbed his left buttock without any warning.

"Hey, this place is full."

In the flash of lightning, many questions came to Kaia's mind.

Who is this person? Why is he hiding here? Does he know his plan? Do you want to do it yourself?

Suddenly Kaia was frozen in place, the other person's hand was still on her butt, and it seemed that he had no further plans to do anything.

Kaia thought about the purpose of her coming. She would take the Sky Piano away no matter what she said today, and then end her relationship with Kanrea.

So Kaiya calmed down and slowly climbed down the stairs holding the other person's hand and said.

"Oh, if you squeeze in, you'll get a spot."

After his feet finally landed on the ground, Kaia immediately distanced himself from the opponent, and then looked at the opponent.

I saw that the person in front of me was also wearing a black suit. What was different from me was that the top of his head seemed to be... black stockings?

Yunxing, who was full of doubts, didn't know that the person coming across was Kaia.

The black silk with specially cut holes looked at Kaiya with doubtful eyes.

"Who is this person? I told you that someone still squeezed him out."

Looking at the attire on the other side, it looks like he’s a fellow traveler?

It's a pity that I am better at disguise, and the black silk pullover is the orthodox one!

After saying goodbye to Wendy, Yunxing immediately disguised himself and came here to ambush early.

Although Yunxing didn't know what the other party was going to do with this extra colleague.

But I have the time stop of Platinum Star. If I take action in a moment, it will definitely be a random steal. Do I still need to care about this?

And because Kaiya is backed by the Abyss Cult, he has strong confidence and is not afraid of any opponents at all.

So the two of them stared at each other in the sewer.

Suddenly the atmosphere at the scene became anxious.

Suddenly this time.

There was another sound from the manhole cover above.

Another man wearing a black robe and a mask was about to enter the sewer to hide.

Diluc was fully disguised and opened the manhole cover to hide himself so that he could catch the fools off guard later.

As the night hero of Mondstadt, although Diluc doesn't like the Knights, he still loves the city of Mondstadt deeply.

So he will use his own way to protect Mond in secret.

So the dark night hero opened the manhole cover and was about to climb down to hide himself.

Suddenly, Diluc felt that both of his buttocks were being grasped tightly, and at the same time, his heart tightened.

I saw Yunxing and Kaia below looking up at Diluc and saying in unison.

"Hey, this place is full!"

Under the pipe, Diluc looked down in surprise and saw two unknown people in black raising their hands and pressing them tightly against his buttocks, like a world-famous painting.

In the flash of lightning, Diluc, who was frozen in place, thought of a lot.

Who are these two people? Are you here to steal the piano too? Should I continue? What should I do after going down?

When I think that I am the night hero of Mondstadt, I must protect Mondstadt in my own way.

So Diluc calmed down and slowly climbed down the stairs with his buttocks pressed against the two big hands below.

Yunxing looked at this colleague who also insisted on coming down, and his whole expression turned bad.

"tnnd here comes another one. He told me that it is full and he wants to come in. Where is Landlord?"

Kaiya was also a little surprised. There were quite a few people who came to steal the piano today.

Diluc looked at the two people beside him coldly.

After all, he was not here to steal the piano, but to catch the thief.

Diluc kept thinking about the next countermeasures in his mind.

Now that the enemy's strength is unknown, and the location is too small for a fight, it would be better to wait until they get out before taking action.

So, the three of them stared at each other in the sewer.

Suddenly, the atmosphere at the scene became very anxious.

And the three of them all have their own confidence and purpose of not taking action.

It was so quiet that you could hear the dripping sound of water in the sewer.

"It's not okay to go on like this. We have to find a way to say something."

Such thoughts appeared in the minds of the three of them.

Yunxing was the first to break the silence, and then spoke in a relaxed tone.

"Oh, the weather is so bad today!"

Diluc and Kaia twitched their mouths when they heard this.

You can see the weather in this sewer!

Kaiya, who really couldn't stand Yunxing's embarrassing chat, raised the topic.

"Why don't we talk about where everyone is from? I'll go first. I'm a rice wife."

"What a coincidence, I am also a rice wife."

"Oh my god, I am the Ina Wife who came here to travel!"

Two old foxes!

The three of them thought this in their hearts at the same time.

Although on the surface, the three of them seemed to be having a good time, they just didn't know what would happen if the black silk stockings and masks on their heads were removed.

Yunxing snorted inwardly.

You're pretending to be a wife, right? Then let me meet you!

"Hey, I didn't expect that everyone is a rice wife. Speaking of which, in my hometown, I have a well-known name that you must have heard of!"

Hum, make it up, keep making it up!

Kaia asked, pretending to be interested.

"Oh? What's your name?"

The corners of Yunxing's mouth raised slightly.

"In Inazuma, the shogunate has given special status to seven powerful thieves. These seven thieves will not be wanted by the shogunate and will also enjoy privileges. These seven thieves are called the Shichibukai!"

Yunxing's proud expression almost showed through the black silk stockings.

"I am not talented. I am a member of the Qiwuhai. I am nicknamed Rice Wife Peng Yuyan!"

It sounds like it has a nose and eyes. Could it be true?

Kaia and Diluc were stunned by Yunxing's remarks, and an idea appeared in their hearts at the same time.

"Make up a fake identity and try him."

Then Diluc pretended to be surprised and said.

"I didn't expect that you are actually a member of the Shichibukai. To be honest, I am also a Shichibukai, nicknamed the Immortal Firebird."

Kaia waved her hands helplessly.

"Hey, it seems that I can't hide it any longer. That's right, the Ice Emperor of the Shichibukai!"

A contemptuous smile appeared on Yunxing's lips.

Do you know what you are talking about? These two idiots are just making it up after you!

Although I am also talking nonsense, nonsense is not nonsense. I still take up the three characters of Peng Yuyan, okay?