Become a loli anchor

Chapter 95 Is it possible to lose?

It is said that people think foreign music sounds better because they don’t understand it. Lin Youyou agrees with this argument because he likes to listen because he doesn't understand the words.

When translated into Chinese, it loses its flavor.

It can only be said that when listening to music, you should also listen to the lyrics. This saying does not apply to foreign songs, because compared to the poetry of Chinese, Japanese or English are much inferior.

After all, it is the heritage of China for five thousand years.

How can you and others compare to each other?

If the love cycle in the Chinese version wasn't really easy to sing, she really wouldn't want to sing the Japanese and English versions. Even though she is a two-dimensional person.

Although it is very favorable to have the first impression.

But as a Chinese, there are some things that cannot be explained clearly. They can only be understood and cannot be expressed in words.

"Ahem, let me go get a drink of water first."

Lin Youyou touched her panda ears. She bought them when she went out. She thought they were quite cute, so she wore them.

She stood up and walked around in front of the mirror.

Satisfied nodded.

Compared with when she first arrived, even taking a bath was shameful for a long time. Now she can openly appreciate her own cuteness.

man.

Or put on military uniform to guard one side.

It would be a disaster if you don't put on women's clothes.

There is no shame in dressing up as a woman.

What's wrong with her becoming a girl, ah? What's wrong, let's make peace with it as it comes, since she is single regardless of whether she is a boy or a girl.

Is it the matter of being a daughter?

In other words, can we still hold up our guns and fight in Taoyuan? She has taken it lightly, girls are not bad, they are fragrant and soft, and they can suck themselves when they are bored.

Look cute every day.

Look in the mirror every day and feel beautiful.

"Hey." She sighed.

What she really wants to do is to just show off and hang out with her big sister! Onepiece, 4090, Rem 02, all of them are on the sidelines.

A real man has to watch girls posting.

Although this is a bit vulgar, it has a deeper meaning.

A real man has to become a girl and hang out with cute girls. The wife of the paper man may change, and the 4090 may become a mining card, but stickers will always be the eternal truth.

One word, post!

Lin Youyou turned around and scratched his little fluffy black tail. It felt good to the touch, and he touched it a few times unconsciously.

The giant panda pajamas I am wearing have the black and white face of the giant panda printed on the hat, and the whole body is simply black and white.

The whole thing looks like a giant panda.

"I'm back." After going to get herself a bottle of mineral water, she returned to the screen, replenishing herself with water.

After a while, the liquid in the bottle bottomed out.

Netizens were surprised when they saw this and said:

"The anchor doesn't care about his appearance at all, but why is it so sexy to watch the anchor drinking water?"

"I'll lock him up upstairs. Everything will look yellow when he wears yellow glasses. But looking at the moving larynx is indeed a bit...shashy."

"The forward swing upstairs is really long, next time just say the end point, hehe, the liquid at the corner of the mouth, hehe, the white neck, hehe. I really want to take away the strawberries."

"Both of them are heavyweights. I won't bother you. I'm leaving."

"Ah haha, the ban is coming." A certain unscrupulous house manager was given one minute. It's okay to think about certain things in your head, but it's not okay to say them out.

A gentleman eats sex.

That is also elegant, indifferent and lustful.

If you keep talking like this, it's better to stay away from someone who looks like a hungry ghost in lust. That's not called lustful, that's called perversion.

"..."

Lin Youyou was appropriately silent.

Didn't she just take a sip of water? That's it.

I picked up an empty mineral water bottle and shook it, but I just drank a little too much. This shouldn't matter, right? Who said beautiful girls can't drink tons of water from a bottle of water?

That is to say, the little fairy in the comics cannot eat, drink or poop.

In reality, no matter how cute you are, you still have to eat and drink.

"Obviously you can rely on your looks to make a living, but you have to rely on your talent. If you fall in love, you will fall in love."

"There is a saying that goes like this, that is, a talented person's talent is enough to make you jealous. She is also good-looking, which makes people wonder how there could be such a perfect person."

"A treasure anchor will always be a treasure. I have been a fan for a long time. I have been a fan all the way to now. Apart from disappearing from time to time, this anchor has no other shortcomings."

"The only shortcoming of the anchor is that he is not very polite. He walked into my heart without saying a word."

“The duplication check rate is [-]%/dog head.”

Lin Youyou blushed. She was a straight man. When had she ever received so many compliments? She just wanted to shout that these were basic operations. No need to be so appreciative.

"On why the live broadcast rooms of music anchors always have rainbow farts over their appearance."

"Fart, I'm obviously voice controlled."

"Fart, she is obviously a game anchor."

"Your game anchor is so good at singing and can even listen to online videos? Especially his piano playing is extremely good. You tell me that he is a game anchor?"

"Hey, don't look down on game anchors. In the big family of game anchors, there are also doctors from Tsinghua University and even top scorers in the college entrance examination. We can't generalize."

Although she didn't know why their topic changed so quickly, she knew that she had to stop it, otherwise the topic would definitely become more and more biased.

She wouldn't be surprised if the group discussed later when the Trisolarans would attack the earth.

Wait, it seems there is no Three-Body Problem in this world?

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

She only needs to know that this water group is particularly good at bullshit.

“On why game anchors don’t play games.”

She coughed twice unconsciously. Indeed, she advertised herself as a game anchor and was even certified as a game anchor. But her time for live streaming games has been limited these days.

"Fight now, fight now. What do you want to see?"

Lin Youyou put everything else behind for the time being and took good care of these water friends.

“That latest battle royale shooter.”

"Are you talking about PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds?"

"That shooting game where a hundred people kill each other?"

Yo, isn't this an old friend, eating chicken?

I didn’t expect that it would just become popular in this world.

It's such a pity that this game almost went out of business under Blue Hole's management in its previous life. At the height of their popularity are two rising stars.

It's amazing how fast time flies.

"Okay, okay." Lin Youyou agreed.

It's just for fun, you won't suffer a loss, and you won't lose a piece of meat. She simply agreed directly.

"I want to see her fall into a box."

"Why are you cursing someone upstairs? Go out."

"It doesn't matter whether it's a box or not, the main thing is to see the anchor being brutally tortured."

"What a bunch of fake fans, right?"

Can she fall into a box? Lin Youyou snorted, if she falls into a box. Turn upside down on the floor and drill a hole directly.

How dare you play so big.

Do you know what shooting the little prince is?

He was very strong in his previous life, okay?

"Can the anchor do it?"

"The anchor can't do it."

"What are you implying upstairs?"

"I dragged several people out and killed them. I don't know if the anchor can do it, but I know I can definitely do it. It's fierce."

Lin Youyou's eyes twitched. Men can't say no.

"You don't accept it, don't you? Don't be shocked when the time comes."

Lin Youyou directly opened the steam game platform. This game happened to be on sale. The name was similar to the previous life, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. Everything else is pretty much the same.

She didn't bother to distinguish the changes.

"You kid, don't run away. I'll let you see if I can do it."

"Lin Noi, can you do it?"

"Very good."

"I'm just a water friend passing by. I'm just waiting here, and the anchor quickly slaps me in the face."

This group of water friends know her game level very well. Although they have never seen her play FPS games, she is a person whose hands can be disabled even when playing Plants vs. Zombies.

How good do you think she can be at shooting games?

I'm afraid even a gun wouldn't be able to suppress it.

Tututu pointed the gun directly into the air.

Otherwise, there would be no enemy to be found at all. He was instantly stunned as soon as he met him. He was so stupid that he couldn't even find where the enemy was.

Newbies have these two common problems when playing FPS games.

Either you shoot blindly or you can't find the enemy.

"It's open—"

"You kid opens the market every day."

"I bet that the anchor will become a box."

"Shouldn't it be a human-machine bureau from the beginning?"

"Yes, we are just betting on whether the anchor can beat the human machine."

This is a great insult.

She can't beat a human machine?!

Do you want to listen to what you are actually saying.

You have to be a talented person to be able to beat a human machine.

You kid, just wait to be slapped in the face.

She is strong, she knows it.

"Okay, okay, when the time comes to see Zhen Zhang, you just don't be surprised."

Lin Youyou rubbed his wrist.

She has never set up a persona that she is a noob. These are speculations made by water friends themselves. Do not reduce the imaginary behavior to reality, especially not to her.

Whether male or female.

They are all disgusted with other people saying that they are good at it.

Do not believe it is.

You are good at cooking.

Why are you so weak?

It's only a few minutes.

Can you please stand up?

How can you not be angry when I say that to you?

"Those who criticize others will always criticize them. Let's put it this way, if you kill ten of them, I will stand on my head and wash my hair."

"Okay! This water friend has a good spirit!"

"A real man dares to say what he says and do what he does. Just kill, I won't default on your debt when the time comes."

"Are you a good brother playing such a big game?" Lin Youyou was secretly amused. Just wait until you stand on your head to wash your hair. Although you think so in your heart, you still have to be very gentle with your mouth, "Don't be like this...it's pointless." of."

"Cowardly, cowardly."

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid."

"..." A bunch of fools, she has given her the last chance, if she can't seize it, don't call her unkind.

Hum hum, suffer death.

"Then what if the anchor can't kill ten of them?"

"I will pay you benefits directly."

Lin Youyi slapped the table with great pride.

"This is not good. Are you posting this kind of thing casually? I didn't expect you, the host, to be this kind of person."

"What benefits? Is it what I imagined?"

"Fuck, my thinking has also been distorted."

Lin Youyou frowned, what are these guys talking about.

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