Become a loli anchor

Lin Youyou typed a question mark with trembling hands. She really couldn't understand why she, a just starting live broadcaster, would encounter a pervert.

In other words, this is the normal state of the Internet.

Those who meet welfare anchors who twerk and twist their butts will look down upon them and think they are aloof. However, when encountering game anchors, they will care too much about their appearance behind the screen.

This kind of contradictory mentality is cheap or not.

Well, he is the one being scolded here. Lin Youyou slapped his forehead. Although he also liked to flirt with all kinds of beauties in his previous life, he was not so perverted.

How can someone's first sentence when striking up a conversation is: Hello, I have been following you for a long time and am very interested in you.

What human quality male chat style.

Lin Youyou shook his head and threw some unrealistic thoughts out of his mind. He put his little hands on the keyboard and was at a loss. It was neither a reply nor a reply.

Just block it and report it.

"As expected of me." Lin Youyou patted himself on the shoulder and praised his wit.

No one in the world loves you more than yourself and your parents, so if you encounter such a guy who is very confident on the Internet, please ignore him and just block him and report him.

You who are shining every day will be more appreciated in reality. There is no need to fall into the trap of others for the sake of vanity on the Internet.

Just one word.

My compatriots, men and women, keep your eyes open. You are not Liu Yifei or Daniel Wu. Don’t fall into the trap of bad people.

What? You say you are naturally beautiful and have an extraordinary appearance.

Shouldn't we be more careful? Those of us who are unattractive only need to worry about not being deceived by netizens into working as coolies and protecting our waists. If we are good-looking, well, it's hard to say what will happen.

If the above thoughts were seen by the person involved, Lao Wang, he would definitely cry out that he was wronged. How could he, an honest and honest college student, know such convoluted words.

Although the mouth is a bit clumsy.

But it was obvious that Lin Youyou had misunderstood all along.

As for the ambiguous sentence, it is easy for people to think wrongly.

To be honest, Lao Wang said he learned it from the successful people in suits and ties in TV series.

Isn’t the sentence structure of successful people the same, for example: Girl, you have successfully attracted my attention (overbearing president); Miss, hello, I am very interested in you (overbearing president).

There are a lot of them, so in the eyes of Zhong Qi and Lao Wang, two young adults with zero love experience and no ability to communicate, there is no problem.

Lin Meimei:?

Gale Swordsman:?

Lin Meimei:?

After Lin Youyou reported it, she searched for a long time but couldn't find the block button. She wanted to complain about this. The private message on the live broadcast platform was really full of loopholes.

Gale Swordsman: Hello, it’s like this. We are a college student club and we like the game Plants vs. Zombies very much. We happened to see you live broadcasting this game and we wanted to ask you to do us a favor.

Lin You almost spit out a mouthful of water.

Lin Meimei: A college student club? Sorry, sorry, I thought you were a pervert.

In fact, Mr. Lin Youyou, a man from science and engineering.

Communication skills and emotional intelligence are also zero.

So it's not surprising that he misunderstood.

Gale Swordsman:...

Far away in the dormitory of Yanjing University, Lao Wang put one hand on his knee and sat against the wall, thinking about how to reply.

abnormal?

I don’t think I know her much, or is this some new internet meme?

Forget it, just pretend you didn't see it.

"Are you really coming to take advantage of the treasure I finally unearthed?" Zhong Qi was lying on the bed. It could be seen that he was in very bad spirits. There were two dark circles on his head, and he seemed to be about to collapse. .

The corners of Lao Wang's mouth twitched.

He shouldn't underestimate a man's competitiveness.

This guy has been playing since yesterday afternoon. Until just now, he turned off the computer and lay down on the bed to rest. Lao Wang thought he had fallen asleep.

But I didn't expect such a sentence to come out of the blue.

"How can this be called Hao Hao? The layout is too small."

"No, as far as I can see, this anti-human game is a form of persecution no matter who is played."

Lao Wang was sitting under the bed. He felt Lao Wang turn over on the bed, and he also rolled his eyes.

Why bother with such a layman?

"But this is quite interesting. Maybe it can give the game Plants vs. Zombies a second life." Zhong Qi sighed and murmured to himself.

The sound was not loud, but it still fell on Lao Wang's ears, and the latter smiled knowingly.

"Come on, let's wait until you finish the game." Lao Wang stood up and patted the side of the bed.

This caused Zhong Qi to yell and curse, telling him to get out quickly and not to disturb his rest.

Lao Wang was not angry either. After saying hello, he went out and headed to the activity room where the club was located.

Although he discussed this idea with others, the group leader still asked for a centralized discussion offline. However, Zhong Qi felt that this matter was a sure thing.

There were only five people in their club including him, and they were on the verge of closing down. Before the club was disbanded, everyone must have wanted to leave something behind.

Old Wang sighed.

After buying a few cups of milk tea, I slowly rushed to the activity room.

Fortunately, none of the five of them had classes that day, so they had plenty of time. When Lao Wang arrived, the other four had already been there for a long time, chatting in pairs.

To be honest, Zhong Qi sometimes really envies this boy. Although this boy is not handsome, his love relationship is really outrageous.

Take the clubs that he joined as an example. The gaming club that Zhong Qi joined was full of fat nerds and there was only one poster girl who liked cosplay and was a famous lady.

Unlike Lao Wang, a club that is so niche that no one understands or joins it, except for him, the four members are all girls, and all of them are pretty good-looking.

Ever since Lao Wang brought Zhong Qi to the activity room once, the boy has always resented it and came here to sit there whenever he had anything to do.

Opening the door, Lao Wang distributed the milk tea he bought one by one.

"Thank you." There were four beauties in the room. One was tall and thin, wearing a white shirt, jeans, sneakers, black-rimmed glasses, and short shoulder-length hair. She looked very heroic.

This is the president.

He is obviously very good-looking and can charm all living beings, but he prefers to dress in a neutral style. Looking at him from a distance, he thought he was a handsome guy. To the outside world, he also claimed that he was a handsome guy.

I don’t know how many girls I have deceived.

In this regard, the president's explanation is: Women, either put on military uniforms and guard one side, or pick up a scalpel and hang a pot to save the world. As for me, I don't have that much ability, so I can only put on men's clothes and bring disaster. One side.

The second person who took the milk tea was a tall person wearing a long white dress and sandals. She had long flowing hair and was dressed in a first-love style. She had two big dimples on her face. She looked good when she smiled. She took the milk tea. He even winked at Lao Wang.

The remaining two were less lively.

After urging for a long time, I got the milk tea.

A short girl with glasses that covered her whole body. She had short ear-length hair, big glasses and long bangs that completely concealed her appearance.

Another girl, said to be the president's best friend, was dressed very simply, wearing coarse clothes. She was introverted, often lowering her head and hiding herself in the corner.

After Lao Wang swept around, he waited quietly for everyone to finish drinking the milk tea, and there was a period of silence.

The president still spoke: "Xiao Wang, is the plan you mentioned reliable?"