Become a loli anchor

Life is always full of surprises and surprises. You never know whether the surprise or the accident will come first. The fun of life is that everything in the future is unknown.

Lin Youyou said that only children make choices, while adults want them all. No matter if it is an accident or a surprise, put them all together and give them to you.

However, a surprise is still a surprise, and an accident is still an accident.

The arrival of the system was a surprise, but it was an accident that this ghost system still had to perform tasks, and the reward of this task was something she couldn't refuse.

"Can't you just give me two million?"

"There are so many pies in the sky."

Lin Youyou jumped up and winked at the void, "Isn't your system just like pie falling from the sky?"

"Just tell me this pie, right?" Lin Youyou said confidently.

I! Reach out to the party!

you! The universal system! take money!

"Is this pie of yours made of gold or silver? If you get it, you will be given two million." The system was speechless.

Lin Youyou squeezed out a few hums from between his teeth, "Just tell me whether you will give me two million."

"After you complete the task, you will have two million."

"You've got to keep up with your mission...ah, no, can you go through the back door?"

Lin Youyou continued to try to see if he could win the two million mission reward that made him extremely excited without spending a single soldier.

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

Where there are tasks, there will be skipping classes.

This is the eternal truth of the universe.

So that’s all. If there’s no bug in your system that makes her jam, I’m sorry she’s wasting so much time talking about it.

"My system is all business, so why can I still give you a fake mission? Just tell me whether you will do it or not!"

"What if I do it and you don't give me a reward?"

"Then I'll eat up this mission on the spot."

"Okay, this is what you said." Lin Youyou was full of energy for a moment, returned to the computer desk, and first glanced at the time in the lower right corner.

2022/4/2215:30.

Just when the system thought that Lin Youyou wanted to make a serious video or start a live broadcast from scratch to slowly accumulate popularity and fans.

Lin Youyou's next move surprised him.

"What are you doing?"

The system watched Lin Youyou switching back and forth between the forum and Penguin social software.

"Buy fans."

Lin Youyou didn't raise her head, as if what she was doing was not a sin.

You just bought it, and how could you be so confident about it?

"Where did you get the money to buy fans?"

"You're not talking nonsense. I definitely can't afford one hundred thousand living fans."

"so?"

System Zhanger was confused because Lin Youyou's operation was really confusing.

"Then I can only buy dead powder."

"You mean the kind of robot that fills the scene? That can't be considered..."

Before the system finished speaking, he was rudely interrupted by Lin Youyou. The little girl patted her chest, "Don't worry, I'm not that worthless. Besides, even if I'm a robot, I can't I can’t afford a hundred thousand.”

"Besides, do you think I look like the kind of person who buys dead fans to make up for my losses?"

Isn't that what you are doing now, girl.

There has to be a limit to duplicity, you bastard!

"You neither buy fans of living people nor fans of dead people, so what are you still doing now?"

"Buy fans. Go, go, you don't understand these things. These are things that adults know. Your system is just a stinky task. You know nothing about the Internet."

Oh, as a fan who is neither a living person nor a robot, are you counting on some small animals in the forest to give you likes, favorites, and followers?

Although there are many wonders in the world.

There are dogs who can play video games and cats who can drive cars.

But that's just an example, and it's unclear whether it's an illusion. It's not clear if you want [-] "fans" as soon as you open your mouth.

The system just quietly observed Lin Youyou's operations. The CPU was exploding. Even after reading the entire network's data, it still didn't know what the girl was going to do.

"Well, it's done."

"I just don't know what the price is. A mere [-] yuan shouldn't be worth much."

"..." If the system were a person now, she would have been confused. She might even rub her eyes and question whether she was seeing things wrong.

Pictures of various coffins in black and blue are displayed on the website, along with one-stop services from the funeral home and a list of contact information.

Lin Youyou raised his hand to copy it and nodded repeatedly.

"Why don't you buy yourself a coffin now? You and I have gotten to know each other. Even if you have no fixed place to live, I will definitely not let you starve to death." The system persuaded Lin Youyou who was speechless with earnest words. .

"Also, isn't it too early to make an appointment? You have so little confidence in yourself. Is it difficult for you to have [-] fans and rely on your shy face?"

Lin Youyou was too lazy to explain.

But no normal person can book a coffin for himself while he is still alive and well.

The system meant to curse her to death.

Although her current behavior is no different from the system's view as if she is ready to die.

"I ordered the coffin for you." Lin Youyou said angrily, "Besides, they just posted a photo of the Supreme Black Dragon Golden Coffin, and I didn't take any actual action to indicate that I wanted to buy it."

"You wrote down their contact number. You plan to buy it later. Stop talking. I understand."

"?" Good boy, curse me to death, right?

"You have such imagination, it would be a pity not to write online articles."

Lin Youyou curled his lips and cursed.

Ah, a fool like the system will definitely not be able to tell that this sentence is a curse.

Lin Youyou is busy talking, happily being a writer, feeling sad at first meal and hungry at next meal, eating three times a day and writing online articles happily.

Well, everyone who writes novels will have a bright future, excluding me who is a loser.

No matter how hard life is, you have to face it with a smile.

No matter how difficult it is to write, you must bite the bullet and write just to bring happiness to readers and friends. This may be the charm of the profession of Internet writer.

There are no gorgeous words in Yangchun Baixue, nor deeply studied words and sentences. There is neither depth of thought nor principles of life.

I just want you to be happy.

Writers are happy when writing, and readers are also happy when reading. Therefore, I hope that readers can stay optimistic when seeing a work that may not be so perfect, actively encourage writers, and truly bring happiness to everyone.

After all, you and I are both human.

After losing their halo, they are all born ordinary.

Ahem, I accidentally talked too much, and the perspective was refocused on the cute and headless Lin Youyou.

She opened Penguin and thought about it before going to Baidu to check the price. If she didn't have enough money, she would be in trouble, and she would have to ask if this stupid black-hearted system counted.

"How much does it cost to make [-] paper figures?"

"?" The system wrote a big question mark.

"Paper man? Why did you buy this?"

The systematic inquiry made Lin Youyou feel boring. It couldn't find the answer to such a simple question, and it had to ask him to explain the question himself.

"Buy them and become fans, burn them and let them go to the underworld to support me..."

Girl, your brain circuit is a little strange.

"Why, can't you?"

"If you can go to the underworld to hold a concert, I think it's not without problems."

Lin Youyou stiffened and said, "I'm trembling with anger. Don't paper-man fans count as fans? Only fans in the world can be fans!"

"You are prejudice, naked prejudice!"

You laugh at me for being crazy in this world, and I laugh at you for not being able to get the beauty of an idol.

What you love is your life (fog).

Love does not distinguish between national boundaries, and does not distinguish between the human world and the underworld. I love my brother. Even if I die and go to the ground, I will support my brother.

Is there a problem with this?

no problem.

Is there a problem with Lin Youyou burning [-] paper figurines to support the scene? No problem, except for the sand sculpture, this plan is flawless.

"Haha, I don't understand, but I know that if you burn those things, you will get nothing but a ball of ashes." Lin Youyou paused with his hands and felt a thump in his heart. Although he had expected it, he didn't expect it. This genius plan really doesn't work.

"If you put your little head in a serious place, you wouldn't be able to come up with such a ridiculous idea." The system paused. "It would be no problem if you could actually go and hold a concert to prove that they are your fans."

The system also started to convulse and talk nonsense.

Sand sculpture is really contagious.

"If you can send me down there and give me another two million, let me not only sing and dance, but even dance with a bull head and a horse face."

"On the other hand, if you can send me up there and give me another two million, let alone DJing with God, it will be fine even if God is DJing and I can dance beside him."

Lin Youyou rolled his eyes.

She stretched out, and the snow-white furry rabbit pajamas were loose and baggy, giving her a bit of decadence. She scratched her hair, one of the rabbit ears on her hat stood up, and the other drooped down. The top of her head.

The big, watery eyes were full of boredom and boredom.

How to relieve worries, only games.

Where does the game come from? It's all debt.

That was just a slap in the face game. Now she is angry when she sees all this luxury. The happiness and pleasure are left to her former master, and the sadness and pain are left to her.

Lin Youyou picked up a photo frame that had been kept in front of the computer desk. Inside was a photo of a family of three, with blue sky and white clouds, green grass, a boy, a girl and a little baby.

She stretched out her hand and brushed off the dust.

As soon as he raised his hand, he unconsciously reached out and touched them a few more times. His fingertips slipped on their faces, feeling cold and ice-cold. Lin Youyou retracted his fingers.

Sighed.

Although it is indeed not very kind.

But there was no way. Now that the body was in his custody, all he could do was protect himself and the house.

I thought about it.

Lin Youyou reached out and wanted to snap the photo off, but after hesitating a few times, he wiped the frame and put it away in the drawer.

"One hundred thousand fans, one hundred thousand fans, I don't even have one hundred thousand fans even if I try to do it, and besides, I can't even get it even with my small body."

Very good, it seems that Lin Youyou has gradually accepted his position.

"Your system is useless."

"You just looked at the mission, okay? There are two other modules. Those two modules are the top priority."

Oh.

Lin Youyou responded awkwardly.

Think about the store system in your heart.

"The store system is on." The bright blue panel appeared in front of him again. Lin Youyou already had experience this time and poked the center of the panel with his little hand.

This line of text was erased.

Eight icons gradually emerge with eight names underneath them.

These eight item icons are too fancy and confusing.

There are four columns in total, arranged in two rows, one up and one down, four in a row and two in a row, which is very neat.

From left to right, they are, pomelo fruit, mineral water, stockings, unknown song, pink-striped Fatty, unknown cosplay suit, bread, and game cassette.

Ignore two things that are too abnormal.

After excluding the things that seemed too normal in this series, Lin Youyou sighed. If he remembered correctly, the pomelo fruit was the fruit in Pokémon.

There are two left, and their names are marked as unknown.

He definitely knows who he is.

But looking at the quotations, one is [-], the other is [-], the price can only be daunting.

She scanned the other prices and found that a small fruit could be sold for thirty thousand.

A profiteer, a proper profiteer.

"Is it expensive to sell a fruit with magical properties for [-] yuan?" The system spoke up for itself at this time. It was a bit dark, but it was definitely not a profiteer.

"Then tell me what you mean by selling three hundred bottles of mineral water."

"The products produced by the system must be high-quality. This is serious mountain spring water. What's wrong with three hundred bottles? It is not only cleaner and more delicious than the water of the Ganges River in India, but also cheaper than the water of the Ganges River in India..."

Haha, it turns out that the Ganges River water can also be compared in such a strange place.

"Did I ask you this? profiteer."

"Be a profiteer, you can't afford it anyway, so you can criticize them all you want."

Gan!

Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river, don’t bully young people into poverty, just wait for me.

When I have money, I will buy them all and let the system become a big sister wearing cos, feeding him pomelo fruit, bread and water, singing songs all the time, wearing stockings and pink striped fat times, and he just needs to sit on the sofa, play games and enjoy the service.

It's so nice, it's exciting just thinking about it.

"Dreaming is everyone's right. I have no right to interfere, but please don't daydream."

"Just wait, this day will come sooner or later." Lin Youyou wiped his saliva, sucked the saliva a few times, wiped his nose, and continued to recite the lottery silently in his heart.

The draw is the real hit.

From ancient times to the present, the word gambling has never left human beings.

In ancient times, Zhuge Liang bet that he could survive until Wei fell apart, but he lost the bet. Cao Rui bet that the minister he had entrusted to him could assist Cao Fang. Well, he did make a right bet, but not completely.

Brother Kai, the gambling monster, is alive today. Can you beat me with fourteen cards? There is also Lin You who has a ten-company Wang sister's five treasures. The limit is full of shallows and the ships are full of damage.

The most famous one is undoubtedly.

"I bet you have no bullets in your gun."

Lin Youyou even put his finger to his mouth like a gun and blew on it, showing off his coolness and showing off, which is always with me.

"One draw will be [-] yuan, and ten consecutive draws will be [-] yuan. Thank you for your patronage."

At this time, a basin of cold water poured over the system, breaking his fantasy.

"You don't have a big gift package or something, so you want me to draw it once for free. Even the Eye of Deep Space has thirty draws. You are more stingy than Genshin Bengsan."

Lin Youyou complained with a dark face.

"Okay, okay, this is your big gift package for newbies. Let me give you ten consecutive trips." The system was also speechless.

He always felt that this host was too silly.

And this sand sculpture mechanism also infected him.

too frightening.

"So, do you want to start smoking now?"

"No, thank you. I have to wash my hands and face first."

Although Xuan will not change his fault, Krypton will not change his fate.

But seeing as how cute he is, he shouldn't have bad luck.