Become a loli anchor

Someone once told a joke: If a zombie is knocked down and then gets up again, does it count as a resurrection? Answer: But it was already dead. Wouldn't it be normal for it to be resurrected again?

This joke also applies to this situation.

Ignore Lin Youyou's surprise.

On this short green lawn, there is the ultimate showdown between the pea machine gun and the zombies. One side is full of firepower and the other side will never admit defeat. Which side can win?

Ah, Lin Youyou definitely hopes that Peashooter can win.

Because...it's embarrassing. It would be too embarrassing to lose in the novice tutorial!

An anonymous person who was the first to be trolled said it was great.

"It's not a big problem. Doesn't it just get up? Just knock it down when it gets up."

The second wave of zombies has already taken a stiff step, and time is still tight. There are only two sunflowers and two peas on the field...machine guns? Fortunately, the CD of the next pea shooter has already been transferred.

If nothing else, this level is very stable.

The premise is...the player operating is not Lin Youyou.

"Hey, hey, you zombie, why are you so stubborn? Two of your teammates have already gone down."

"No, I'm a pea-shooter and I'm so forward (slapping sound). I can't be eaten by zombies. Forget it, it's not a big problem."

"Pfft, why are you such a weak pea shooter? A real man only has three seconds. Hold on, don't cum so fast! Damn it."

The girl slapped her forehead.

She still overestimated her own strength.

He couldn't even understand Plants vs. Zombies... Lin Youyou's cheeks were red, and a fire cloud burned all the way to his white and tender neck.

This... is really not her cup of tea.

It would be the same if it were someone else, I swear.

No - have you ever watched the peashooters you planted being eaten by zombies at the speed of light?

The zombies that had been knocked down stood up again, and a neat row led me forward with zombie steps, and I felt a mouthful of old blood clogged in my chest.

This zombie must be cheating.

you can do it.

"Ahem, victory or defeat is a common thing for soldiers." Following a burst of screams, Lin Youyou glanced at the barrage with a guilty conscience and changed into a cross-legged posture. "This zombie is too rogue. This is the crime of not fighting. I will try my best." No matter who you are, everyone will be numb."

"Is this why you planted a pea on the back of your zombie as soon as it walked over with its front feet? Can you, a pea shooter, turn your head on your own?"

"Hahahahaha, the zombie walked to the anchor's house, opened his head, and left disappointed, because the anchor has no brain at all."

"Hahahahahaha, it's so interesting upstairs. From now on, I won't even be able to curse people in a clear way: The zombies took one look at you when they arrived at your house, and then left in disappointment."

puff……

Lin Youyou couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.

These sand sculpture friends are so interesting.

"Are you still laughing? Don't pretend to be dead, just take the next shot."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, if I were a host, I would kill myself and not even be able to pass the novice level."

"I don't know if I can do it. Anyway, I think I'm better than Lin Wuwu. I've decided that the unit of measurement from now on will be Lin Wuwu. I'm almost a [-] anchor."

what the hell.

Is it one point five?

"Then I'm just two Lin Meihui."

"I am three..."

"Although I don't know how strong I am, I'm at least worth ten lins."

Hey, hey, I'm so worthless.

Lin Youyou complained directly.

She closed the pop-up window and planned to restart the game. Before she clicked on the game icon, she discovered something magical.

"Brother, look at what big treasure I found!"

A question mark floated across the barrage.

"Anchor, do you know if you have found the big baby? Anyway, I know I have a big baby here. Do you want to see it?"

"Ahem, it's forbidden to engage in pornography. It's illegal to engage in pornography with minors. The gentleman upstairs, please respect yourself, but I'm sure my baby is bigger than yours."

"Hey...two perverts."

Yes, that's a pervert.

Lin Youyou took the opportunity to fan the flames.

"What are you thinking about? I was talking to the people above about my brain. What do you think you are talking about?"

"Huh? You said your brain is bigger than his."

"Because now I have one head and two heads!"

Hahahaha, what a joke.

Lin Youyou cleared his throat and interrupted the self-communication among the water friends. "If I guessed correctly, this should be the modifier."

This arrogant tone caused a backlash from water friends.

"Oh my, no one really wants to cheat while playing Plants vs. Zombies."

Lin Youyou had no expression on his face and kept him silent for a minute.

"What does cheating mean? I'll give you a minute to think about what you said. What I call it is the reasonable application of game features. The author specially inserted a modifier, isn't it just what he wants me to use?"

Lin Youyou is confident and confident.

Otherwise, why would he block this modifier?

"I guess the author is already prepared that the anchor can't even pass the novice level."

"If you have any moral integrity, don't use it——"

Okay, you two are on my blacklist.

Wait, as long as you make a mistake, you will be banned.

"Yes, yes, the anchor is so good."

"Foolish people, foolish people, is this called food? This is called program effect!"

"Ah, yes, yes, the show is effective."

The banned water friend who had just come out of seclusion said a golden sentence for the first time, which was copied by the water friend. Lin Youyou silenced both of them without changing his expression.

"No - from now on I will call you Brother Jin Yan, and you will be our banner from now on."

"There are such sane people in the world, how can there be such a strange thing as entering the palace right after leaving the palace! Brother Forbidden Words - have a good journey! When you are released from prison, you will still be our big brother."

Lin Youyou patted the table.

"Do you want to be like him?"

"No, no, no, your Majesty is wise."

"Yes, he deserves it. Your Majesty, please calm down."

Lin Youyou's lips curled up, "Okay, okay, let's get back to the point. If I can't pass this game even after using modifiers, I will be the world's biggest idiot."

"No, no, no, the emperor is confused. You are the cutest person in the world."

"Yes, yes, no matter what, you are the cutest in the world."

"What you said upstairs is right, what you said upstairs is right."

Repeaters are prohibited.

Lin Youyou finished typing and added one neatly.

The girl knocked on her knees and ignored these idiots.

I opened the modifier myself, and there were a few big words written in the center of the modifier: Modifier for CaiGou. Lin You suddenly lost his temper.

The modifier is closed directly.

Then opened the modifier description.

A dishonest dog is a dishonest dog!

I am a dishonest person and I am honored! Where does your sense of superiority come from? Go to hell! After figuring out the modification options, Lin Youyou once again challenged the novice level.

A do-or-die attitude.

Let water friends feel a piece of emperor's wisdom.

"good"

Lin Youyou was also very dramatic and prepared for the challenge.