Become a loli anchor

Jokes must be limited. If a boy tells you dirty jokes in an attempt to win your favor, I suggest you stay as far away from him as possible. Same for men and women.

Some people must keep their eyes open to see clearly.

With an expressionless face, she blocked the guy who continued to harass in private chats, and returned her attention to the game. The two of them walked all the way to a hut near the drug circle, intending to ambush Bumbi who was passing by.

"Right here, squatting like this?" Lin Youyou was lying on the ground, his character's expression was a bit funny.

"If you are willing to be a bait, you don't have to squat like this." The little brother didn't know what he was nervous about, and he spoke intermittently.

"Why are you so nervous all of a sudden?"

"Afraid of losing."

"You said winning or losing doesn't matter."

"It's different now." The little brother's palms were filled with sweat. This was the last one. His heart was beating violently. As long as he could win this one, he would be fine.

"Let me guess, give your girlfriend a surprise?"

"..."

"I got it right?"

"That's right." The younger brother whispered, his mood a bit low. It was a surprise, but it was not for his girlfriend. Maybe she would be his mate, but right now she's not.

Confess your love when you hit a hundred consecutive wins.

This stupid rule was an incentive he gave himself.

He was too timid, and he would never have the courage to cross that line without forcing himself. But he couldn't wait any longer. He was just cowardly, not stupid.

He still understands the principle of late change.

So he planned to express his feelings before graduating from college. The result was not important, just like winning or losing in a game.

On the one hand, this number of one hundred gave him courage, on the other hand, this hundred consecutive wins also paralyzed his own heart.

He is really too much love.

So eager.

In the dream, she was always smiling and charming. He was haunted by the sight of her whispering in his ears, and his friends said he was possessed. Crazy.

Only he knows.

This was not a naked desire or longing, it was just a feeling called liking that he couldn't suppress in his heart.

"Really? Brother, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Not yet." He took a deep breath to calm down, and by telling a stranger, he told his heart that he didn't care too much about the outcome.

In psychology, this kind of performance orientation is often the opposite. He just cares too much and makes such irrational thinking.

Speaking certainly requires courage.

But listening takes energy and time.

He may simply want to find someone to talk to about his distress.

"So? You plan to confess your love after victory?"

"I'm going to confess my love after winning a hundred games in a row."

he corrected.

"But this makes no sense at all." Lin Youyou singled out this core contradiction.

"Why do you have to combine confession with playing games?" She didn't understand. This was completely wasted effort, and the woman couldn't notice it at all.

Maybe even a few words of disdain.

A bad game player. Know what romance is.

"..."

Speechlessness is the greatest silence.

A feeling of powerlessness gradually swept through his body. He had been deceiving himself that as long as he worked hard, he would succeed. As a result, the sweetness of this sugar-coated bullet melted away today.

The ferocious cannonballs inside were revealed.

Hit him hard in the heart.

"My suggestion is, just say it if you love it. If you are rejected, you will have to wait for the next lover. Why do you have to do this to yourself?"

She curled her lips, love.

Ask what love is in the world, and directly teach life and death.

It really has the power to turn decay into something magical.

It's a pity that she, Lin Youyou, is a widowed king, so she probably doesn't have the opportunity to experience the sweetness and pain of love.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, just help me win this one."

Lin Youyou showed his teeth and grinned high at the corners of his mouth.

She likes to counsel these young people who are lost. "Come on." Youyou encouraged.

The little brother replied with red eyes, "Yeah."

There is also a restless guy scratching his head and head. A harmonious scene is formed.

Things went very smoothly. The little brother used these methods very skillfully, such as poison evasion, traps, steel guns, and smoke sealing. The enemy was unable to withstand his full firepower.

The tail is clearly exposed behind a stone.

When the enemy rushed over, there was no trace of him, only a few escaped bullets welcoming the uninvited guest.

Five people. three people.

In the end, they were the only two left. After a bloody battle, the two people came to a relatively wide place to end the game, and a golden statue fell from the sky.

Big letters appeared on the screen.

I wonder if he can still hear it.

Lin Youyou pressed the voice button at the last moment.

"Come on! Don't make a decision that you will regret!"

Then she disconnected the link, and the joy of victory surged to the tip of her tongue, and more sweet juice was secreted, making her mouth sweet.

"Wuhu! Victory!"

"The anchor is awesome!"

"I feel sorry for Brother Handstand for three seconds."

"Brother Handstand, you are a real man!"

The mentioned Handstand Brother is actually just a college student. He is full of energy, just starting out, and does not understand the twists and turns of society. He is passionate and does what he says.

Under the confused eyes of his roommate, he took a basin of water.

Roommate: "Are you going to wash your hair?"

"Yeah." Brother Handstand downplayed the great horror between life and death. He was extremely calm at this time, with a bit of a free and easy gentleman's demeanor.

This made the roommates dumbfounded.

Is this child stimulated by something?

"Second child, third child, I have a favor, can you help me?"

"Say."

"Can you hold my legs for me?" Brother Handstand scratched his face in embarrassment, but since he decided to do it, don't back down.

So, he started the live broadcast under the panicked eyes of his roommates.

"I'm super, a real man is so handsome."

"Brother Handstand, hmm."

"Hey, that's disgusting."

New people entered the live broadcast room one after another, and Lin Youyou directly entered the live broadcast room to watch the game, so his live broadcast room only had two to three hundred people.

Most of them plan to watch the fun on the spot.

Or record a video and upload it online.

"..." The second and third children looked at each other, looking worried at the handstand man who was talking to the air. Didn't they just have a meal together?

As for going insane as soon as you come back?

Staring at the phone would make me laugh and cry.

"Okay, okay. No more chatting." Brother Handstand leaned directly against the corner and motioned for the second and third brothers to come and help. The latter looked at each other and stepped forward to see what his brother was up to.

The two of them, one on the left and one on the right, could hold up the handstand brother's thick legs. They looked down and saw the man sinking his head into the basin and casually grabbing the shampoo.

"Fuck."

This is not the lament of fans in the live broadcast room.

It was the exclamation of the third child who couldn't close his jaw.

Washing your hair upside down is okay.

So naughty?

The handstand brother who solved the battle with three strikes, five divisions and two falls to the ground "gracefully". Well, it would be nice if the face that fell into the basin was replaced by feet.

"Fourth brother, are you out of your mind?"

The second brother hurriedly stepped forward and handed over a towel.

"You just lost your mind and went crazy." Brother Handstand wiped away the water and turned off the live broadcast. The performance ended perfectly with the sound of Brother Handstand's awesomeness.

"Is it possible that we are dating each other? That was the younger brother and sister's task just now?"

"What a bad person it must be to watch someone wash their hair upside down."

The two of them started chatting directly. The fourth child, who was usually a naive guy, suddenly acted like this. They really didn't believe that there was nothing wrong with him.

"Bedroom check——" A clear voice came, the door was pushed open, and a senior sister with a cold expression walked in. It happened that Brother Handstand was wearing underwear now.

"How are you, senior?"

"Five points deducted for playing in the water."

"No, senior sister, please listen to my explanation."

The second child and the third child looked at each other.

Is there any bed check today?

No one noticed that her face was slightly red when she suddenly walked in.

……

"You are worthy of being a handstand brother, awesome." Lin Youyou also followed the trend and said, "Don't look at me, I don't know how to wash my hair while standing on my head."

"You're not a real man enough."

"Sorry, I'm a girl."

Lin Youyou directly raised the banner of gender.

Except for boxing, women actually receive a lot of conveniences, but of course they also bear a lot of risks.

She waved her hand.

Although she was a solid feminist in her previous life.

But she is not crazy enough to start a feminist storm in another world. This world without boxers is simply a pure land!

"With my small body, I can't stand on my head at all. I'm laughing so hard." Lin Youyou patted his chest and pinched his little arms and legs.

Although I also want to experience the feeling of Wu Zetian.

But forget about her little arms and legs.

What, you asked her where she got her confidence?

Want to know about the Star Destroyer worth a bunch of question marks that was sold in the system store? She even doubted that the blueprint of a perpetual motion machine could be sold in this store.

No matter what happens, we can conquer nuclear fusion.

But the most important question is.

Even if she gets it, she still can't afford it.

Just fucked up.

So she completely gave up her ambition to rule the world and just replaced the system with some delicious food.

She simply ignored the rest.

What about devil fruits, master balls, blood chakra eyes, these are still acceptable.

But there were some inexplicable things she couldn't accept.

Have you ever explained to her what the Ancient God is?

What the hell are the tentacles of the Ancient God?

How did this thing appear in her vision and concept as an earthling? This was simply foul. She suppressed her curiosity and did not buy it.

Otherwise she is really curious.

What happens if you buy it.

Did an ancient god send her a message?

Isn't this a joke?

So she decided to seal the system store. This thing was too dangerous, and she was afraid that one day she would be unable to bear it and buy something unnatural.

At that time, it will not end well.

It might destroy the world or something.

In order to protect the world, she temporarily sealed away her curiosity. Some things were better not understood.

Like something indescribable.

It is best not to contact.

Will bring misfortune.