Become a loli anchor

The world is ruthless, because it is unfair to everyone. Some people are born with a lot of money, and some people are born with little money.

Some people are extremely talented, and some people are extremely stupid.

This is all unfair behavior.

But from another perspective, the world is fair. Everyone has to experience birth, old age, illness and death, and everyone has a chance to survive in this world.

But Lin Youyou feels that this shitty world is neither ruthless nor fair.

If the world is really ruthless, he should have been allowed to leave this world forever when he was in a car accident, instead of living in this way.

In front of the mirror, a puffy pink little loli hit the table repeatedly to show her inner anger.

He stared intently at the pink figure in the mirror, with a wrinkled nose and a fierce but still cute face. Although it was cute, he didn't believe it!

He didn't believe that his majestic seven-foot-tall man would turn into such a small, sweet-smelling, soft little cutie.

"This unscientific."

Lin Youyou looked down at his white and tender palms, took a deep breath, raised his hands, looked at himself in the mirror, and couldn't bear to put his hands down.

I really can't bear to slap such a cute face.

The white and tender little hands were raised again, placed on his own face, and squeezed hard.

"Hey, it hurts."

What came into his ears was a soft voice, which sounded a bit cold if he listened carefully. Lin Youyou whined a few times and rubbed his face, which turned red.

A pair of tears flowed out, and the pitiful eyes were filled with despair.

Does it hurt? It hurts a lot.

Not only does my face hurt, my heart also hurts.

How can a grown man survive in this world without a three-foot-long dragon beneath him.

Dog day world.

There is nothing more ruthless than the world.

Gan!

Lin Youyou pointed at the thief God and spoke two thousand words of anger. The melancholy and depression in his heart turned into a ravine, and thousands of words turned into just one sentence on his lips.

"God has wronged me, God has wronged me!"

Lin Youyou stood up and said fiercely to the lovely face in the mirror, "Now that you are here, there is nothing we can do about it. Good brother, I will leave your face, which is causing disaster to the country and the people, and your body, which can be seen from top to bottom, to my hands." Me."

"Don't worry, I won't entrust this body to those stinky men. I will only use her to have sex with big sister...hehe...big sister."

Lin Youyou wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.

Ahem, be serious.

Although it is indeed inappropriate for such a cute face to make such a lewd expression, there is a cute contrast in it.

As for Loli, even if she smiles like a crazy person, she's still very cute.

Cuteness is justice! Loli race high!

It just hurts a bit without the Dark Flame Dragon.

Lin Youyou touched his empty lower body with a melancholy look on his face.

On the first day that Dark Flame Dragon was away, I missed him.

You thief with a bad heart and a dog's heart, since you are not ruthless, then don't blame me for being unrighteous.

Then I will live in this world with peace of mind.

Lin Youyou simply raised three fingers in an oath gesture, raised his pink fists to his ears, and tilted his head towards the sky at [-] or [-] degrees.

"I, Lin Youyou, hereby swear that I will live a good life. Since the manufacturer got the gender wrong when shipping, you thief... forget it, stop scolding me."

Lin Youyou put down his hand listlessly.

Returning to the mirror, she plopped down on the pink princess bed next to her. Xuanxuan was so soft that she felt like she was sitting on a marshmallow.

It feels like drinking a glass of iced Coke on a dog day in summer, which makes people feel chilled, excited, and very comfortable.

Lin Youyou simply lay down and looked at the layout of the room.

To describe it in two words: luxury.

To use an idiom to describe it, it would be: magnificent.

To describe it in one sentence: This damn rich guy.

The whole room is covered with wallpaper, and there is a blue sky and white clouds. It is not very beautiful, but it gives people a comfortable feeling and a low-key luxury.

Low EQ: Pretty common.

High emotional intelligence: low-key luxury.

Lin Youyou was made to laugh by himself, and burst out laughing. When he opened his eyes again, his eyes froze, as if they were sucked by something.

She stared intently at the resplendent, high-end crystal lamp above her head and opened her mouth wide, as if she could put an egg in it.

"I go."

Lin Youyou calmed down and blurted out.

Do rich people like to play like this? Spend a lot of money on something as inconspicuous as a chandelier. Is this the happiness of rich people?

Learning is obsolete, learning is obsolete.

"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect that I am still a rich woman. It feels good to be rich."

Lin Youyou started swimming directly on the soft wall. The bed faced the dressing table, and the large mirror on the dressing table showed her face with the corners of her mouth gradually rising.

It doesn't matter if he is a boy or not, as long as he has money.

Thank you, my God.

Lin Youyou stood up happily. The grief of losing his best friend was gone. He looked at the other decorations in the room. Opposite the princess bed, in addition to the dresser, there was a bookshelf, which was full of game cartridges and figurines.

All kinds of wives just stood there, filling the entire bookshelf.

Lin Youyou swallowed.

What a dream, what a dream!

Could it be that God knew that I was too hard in my previous life, so he used this life to compensate me.

Thank you, God.

This shelf of things is so much a housewife’s dream.

The figures on this wall alone are already worth a lot of money, enough for him to work for a lifetime in his previous life.

Lin Youyou played with the Rem figure in his hand back and forth. There were also a variety of other figures in front of him. For a moment, he was so dazzled that he didn't know which one to choose.

It took him a while to calm down.

I turned around and looked at the last corner of the room. It was a computer with water cooling and RGB lighting effects. It looked extremely cool.

Through the transparent chassis.

He saw the men's dream - rtx3090.

Lin Youyou covered his mouth and burst into tears. Even if he was asked to die now, he would be satisfied. Owning a 3090 was his dream in his previous life.

Graphics card is the romance of men.

Top-notch graphics cards have made countless male compatriots flock to them. Even if they get a mining card, buying the [-] series is enough to show the love of men for this.

In his previous life, he had always been a waiter.

The result is either a mining disaster or graphics card prices soaring.

"Ugh, I have no regrets." Lin Youyou touched the computer case with a look of relief on his face. He patted it like an old friend and nodded while patting it.

This is a feeling that only he can understand.

"Huh, open it quickly and see if the boot speed can kill [-]% of the users on the entire network, and if you can let Master Lu smoke in the computer case..."

The little loli pointed around the computer case and muttered a few words from time to time.

"Not bad, not bad." She nodded repeatedly as she sat on the chair and looked at the computer's fast startup speed. This speed was not much faster than the office computer in the black-hearted company in her previous life.

Lin Youyou checked through the warehouse of the Steam game platform again and found that there are all the masterpieces that should be available, such as Civilization 6, Euroland 4, Red Dead Redemption, GTA 5 and so on.

All kinds of games were lying quietly in the list. Although they were just a line of cold data, she always felt that they were beautiful girls waving to him.

No saint can resist such temptations.

"Ding ding ding ding." Just when Lin Youyou was about to take action on these masterpieces that had been posed for everyone to taste, the phone suddenly rang.

Lin Youyou fumbled for a long time before she found a black mobile phone of unknown brand on the dressing table. It was the culprit that interrupted her enjoyment.

He gave it a cursory glance.

This is a series of unfamiliar phone numbers.

There are no notes either.

Should it be a harassing phone call? Lin Youyou scratched her head and chose to call. She had no choice but to put her in a good mood now.

"crooked?"

"Hello, is this Ms. Lin Youyou?"

"Ah, yes, that's right. I don't buy insurance or apply for a card. I don't have any elderly people or children at home. I don't need any services. Is there anything else you can do?"

Lin Youyou sat down on the gaming chair with a sigh, holding the phone between his ears and shoulders, and placing his hands on the keyboard and mouse, ready for a fierce battle.

"..."

The person on the other side fell into silence listening to Lin Youyou's words and the crackling sound of typing on the keyboard, but a moment later the sound came again.

"Hello, Miss Lin Youyou, I am the general manager of Ping An Bank. You and our bank have a total loan of two million yuan. The repayment date will be in one month. I would like to remind you not to forget that if you do not repay it in time, I will The bank will take back the villa you mortgaged with the bank. Thank you for your cooperation. I wish you a happy life and goodbye."

"Yeah, I know, I know." Lin Youyou muttered absentmindedly. In fact, she didn't listen to a word and focused on the computer screen in front of her.

There was a buzzing sound on the phone.

Lin Youyou took out his phone and looked at the call interface with a puzzled look. What did he just say? Forget it, that's not important, why don't you hang up?

Lin Youyou poked at the keyboard.

Rolling his eyes, he is not interested in anything else right now. Who cares, if you don't care, I will!

Lin Youyou put his hand on the hang-up button. Before he could do it, he was frightened by the roar of a Hedong lion and retracted his hand.

"Lin! Yes! Yes!"

Lin Youyou dug his ears. The female voice was really highly penetrating, penetrating the eardrum and reaching the sky.

"..." The fierceness on the other side made him dare not speak at all.

"You just took out a loan for your uncle and aunt's house!? If they hadn't come to your door, I wouldn't have known!"

"Huh?" Lin Youyou suddenly lost his mind. There was also a lot of noise on the other side of the receiver, and he could vaguely hear a male voice urging people to calm down.

"You're paying it forward? There's no point in pretending now. If you can't repay the loan, just wait and sleep on the street. Don't expect me to take you in."

After a moment of anger, the phone hung up with a click. Lin Youyou froze looking at the motionless figure on the screen.

She took her hands off the keyboard.

He placed it next to his face and pinched it gently. The screen reflected a loli pulling her face very long.

"Damn, it hurts."

This is not a dream.

No, I'd rather this was a dream.

Lin Youyou's mentality was about to collapse. He was huddled in the gaming chair and stared at the ceiling.

"Haha, how can there be such a thing as pie in the sky?" She said to herself.

The expression gradually distorted.

"Grandma, the more I think about it, the angrier I get."

Lin Youyou jumped down immediately.

"God, you are playing tricks on me, aren't you? After all, you are not only ruthless but also unfair. Why should I be saddled with debt for no reason?"

She slapped her face again and again.

He simply lay down on the ground, supporting his body with his hands, showing a posture of defeat, with a look of defeat and defeat.

"It's so difficult for me." Lin Youyou swept the circle of gorgeous decorations. He felt so happy before, but now he felt so painful.

In particular, this top-of-the-line computer and a wall of figurines caused great harm to her young mind. They stabbed her heart with knives one after another. It wasn't enough, and there were also red letters flying up. Critical hit.

"I must be dreaming, my dear God, please let me return to the original world when I wake up."

Lin Youyou turned around and lay directly on the carpet. He patted his belly with his little hands and murmured something.

"The Jade Emperor, the Supreme Lord, Erlang Shen, the Monkey King..."

Lin Youyou prayed everything he could think of.

Although as the saying goes, it is better to ask for others than to ask for yourself.

But first of all, what he asked for was not a human being, and secondly, he might not be able to pay back the two million even if he sold himself.

It's broken, and it's lying flat.

Life is short, be happy when you are proud.

Unsatisfactory life accounts for [-]% of the time, stay away from gambling, stay away from the World Cup...

"Ahhhhhhh!" Lin Youyou sat up directly, his eyes dull, unable to vent his helplessness with rage.

Question: What should I do if I wake up as a lolita and be burdened with debts?

Answer: Don’t worry about so much, let your brothers enjoy themselves first.

Lin Youyou was thinking about random things in her mind. She could already think of the stories that would happen after she slept on the street.

Not wandering all the time.

Just shaving and then being picked up by the social uncle.

Forget it, the latter will pass directly.

Even if she dies, she won't become like that if she jumps from here, absolutely!

So, what to do now.

Should you play games to vent your depression, play games to relieve your mood, or play games to comfort your soul.

make money?

nonexistent.

Even if you give him [-] million from two million, he won't be able to earn the last ten thousand.

It's still a game.

No matter how powerful you are in the game... you are still powerful.

Thinking of this, Lin Youyou climbed up directly, stood on the spot, and stretched out his little hand.

"God damn it, can you return it or exchange it for me? It doesn't matter whether it's An Yanlong or not. The main thing is that I really can't bear to be a sinful rich man. Please show your power and let me turn into a Let’s be another person.”

After thinking about it, she added another sentence.

"As long as you're not in debt."

Maybe he heard the screams of the children, or witnessed the disintegration of Lin Youyou's inner defenses, or saw the sinister smile of the person who succeeded in the conspiracy.

I saw Lin Youyou’s future where friends would no longer be friends and home would no longer be home.

It was like God had mercy on her.

A voice sounded in her head.

"Ding, the beautiful girl development system is activated."