Across the heavens, I am the Avatar Sword Master

"BOSS, it's not difficult to just chop bullets with a knife, let me give you a whole trick! Hey, fat man over there, do you have your 'PaPaPaPa' with you?"

Deadpool asked, pointing to Hogan standing next to Chen Yu.

"Fat man? Me?"

Hogan pointed at himself. He didn't expect that this applicant would dare to call him fat.

As a former boxer myself, it's normal to be a little heavier.

And as you age, your body muscles will become stronger and your weight will continue to increase. This does not mean that you can successfully lose weight if you want to.

Just like most fat people don't admit that they are fat, Hogan naturally does the same.

I'm just naturally big, so how can I say I'm fat?

"I'm not fat, I'm strong!"

After refuting Deadpool's point of view, Hogan immediately took out a pistol from his arms and slammed it on the table.

As Tony Stark's bodyguard and driver, out of professional habit, he naturally carries weapons to protect his safety.

"Wow~ The Colt M1911A1 pistol is so famous, so famous. I can't wait to hear its gasping sound!"

Deadpool saw the pistol that Hogan took out from his arms, and while talking dirty words, he walked to the weapon rack in the corner, chose a long knife like a samurai sword, flicked the blade, and made a crisp sound.

"It's just an ordinary carbon alloy material, and it hasn't been opened yet. It's really a prop that can only be used for performances. At first, I thought the sword forged by Stark Industries would be better, but I was disappointed..."

"These are just props bought in the market, not produced by Stark Industries!"

Hogan continued to retort.

"So that's it... Let me do two sets of warm-up exercises first. This can increase the excitability of my nerves and muscles. Please wait a moment, BOSS."

Deadpool took the long knife and began to move his body and began to do some warm-up exercises.

It was said to be a warm-up exercise, but in fact, it was holding the knife on the floor for support, and twisting its sexy butt crazily, as if doing a twerk dance.

After a while, Deadpool was still twisting his hips, and Chen Yu couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Wade Winston Wilson, when will the warm-up be completed?"

"BOSS, you don't need to call me by my full name, just call me Wade. Of course, you can also call me by another handsome name 'Deadpool'."

"But BOSS, it's a little boring without music here. I hope there will be some dynamic music next time, and the effect will be better. There is only one group left to complete. BOSS, please wait... 3... 2... 1 is completed!"

After finishing speaking, Deadpool straightened his buttocks, turned sideways and gestured with the handle of the knife to his butt crack, chose a suitable position, and inserted the long knife directly into his butt crack.

This scene immediately shocked everyone, no one expected Deadpool to do this.

"OK, perfect! I can already feel that my butt is firmly clamped on the handle of the knife, and nothing can separate us."

After speaking, he turned his back to everyone, then raised his middle finger to Hogan, and then said: "Mr. Fatty, I'm ready! You can shoot me at any time..."

After being called Fatty twice by Deadpool, Hogan knew that the kid in front of him did it on purpose, and he wanted to immediately put a gun to his head and hit him hard.

Anyway, the performance just now showed that he was not afraid of bullets, and he could just do his best.

However, due to the image of Stark Industries, Hogan still asked politely: "Mr. Wade, are you sure you want to perform in this posture?"

Hogan picked up the pistol on the table, opened the safety catch, looked at Deadpool in front of him with his butt facing him, and confirmed again.

"Of course, there is nothing unusual about cutting bullets with a knife. Many capable people can do it. I guess the BOSS doesn't like to watch boring tricks."

"I, Deadpool, am not willing to follow the public's aesthetics and lose everyone. I want to prove that my swordsmanship is the best in the world. No one dares to imitate it, and no one dares to surpass it!"

"If BOSS feels so unstimulated, I can stick the hilt of the knife into my anus..."

After speaking, Deadpool was about to pull out the long knife behind him, but Chen Yu quickly stopped him.

Chen Yu knew that Deadpool was not just joking, he could really do such a thing.

Although Deadpool's current action of crossing his legs and pinching his butt is a bit eye-catching, it is still quite funny.

If Deadpool really adjusts his posture and inserts the handle of the knife into an indescribable position to chop bullets, he will probably need to wash his eyes when he goes back.

Hearing Chen Yu's rejection, Deadpool felt a little regretful: "Okay, BOSS, you're not open enough...I'm ready, that fat man, you can shoot at any time!"

The third time! This is the third time the boy in front of me has called me fat!

Tony didn't even call me that!

Hogan's face turned red again and he raised his pistol, ready to fire at any moment.

At this time, Deadpool was facing away from Hogan, trying hard to stick out his butt. There was a long sword clamped in the gap between his buttocks, and the blade of the sword was facing Hogan. As Deadpool spoke, his buttocks twisted, and the sword The body also trembled slightly.

"BOSS, let me show you the power of Butt Sword Technique. I guarantee you will be shocked!" After finishing speaking, Deadpool winked at Hogan: "Come on, baby, I'm ready, don't do it because of me Just take pity on me if you are a delicate flower..."

Hogan resisted the urge to sew the applicant's mouth shut.

Shoot the opponent directly in the face.

To be precise, he wanted to smash Deadpool's face into pieces so that his mouth could stop for a while.

Anyway, this guy just demonstrated his super regeneration ability, and the pistol can't kill him at all.

"boom!"

"clang!"

A gunshot and a crisp sound of steel colliding sounded almost simultaneously.

After the gunshot, the sword held by Deadpool trembled slightly, and no new gun marks appeared on the hood.

Hogan was still somewhat confident in his marksmanship. It was impossible to miss him at such a close range.

Moreover, he did hear two sounds just now, indicating that the bullet did hit the knife.

"Oh...yeah...it's so...so exciting..."

Although Deadpool was not injured, he covered his mouth forcefully in an attempt to prevent himself from moaning.

But I don’t know if Deadpool did it on purpose or not, but his moans could be heard throughout the interview room.

Listening to Deadpool's groan, Hogan suddenly had the urge to empty the magazine.

In fact he did so.

"Bang!", "Bang!", "Bang!", "Bang!", "Bang!", "Bang!".

As the remaining six rounds of the magazine were emptied.

Deadpool kept twisting his butt and switching positions, hitting the flying bullets with the blade that had not yet been sharpened.

Chen Yu almost laughed when he saw Deadpool clamping his legs together and tilting his buttocks while holding on to the chair, almost unable to stand up.

The violent vibration of the sword is also a challenge to Deadpool's endurance.

And his voice is really bad.

The moaning became louder and louder, and the security guards maintaining order outside the door poked their heads into the interview room to see what was going on in the interview room.

Seeing Hogan preparing to pull out the second gun, Deadpool quickly pulled the handle of the knife out of his butt crack and explained that he needed to take a rest.

"Wait a moment... wait a moment... it's too exciting... I feel my gluteus medius muscle is cramping... let me slow down... let me slow down..."

Looking at the little bitch holding a knife in one hand and covering his ass with the other, Hogan said that Deadpool didn't want to rest and fired directly.

Bullets spurted out from the gun again. This time Deadpool stopped being funny. He hit a flying bullet with a single knife very handsomely, and once again made a friendly international gesture towards Hogan with his middle finger.

Hogan continued emptying the magazine.

Deadpool continues his performance of cutting bullets with a knife.

The second Deadpool takes it seriously.

The third Deadpool started to become a little distracted.

The fourth one yawned.

The fifth Deadpool began to taunt Hogan: "Can you do it, Fatty!"

The sixth Deadpool said: "That's it?"

Deadpool wanted to continue taunting Hogan, but Colonel Rhodes, who was standing still, suddenly took out a pistol from his arms and shot Deadpool.

The sudden double bullets made Deadpool a little confused.

If there were two knives, Deadpool could still defend himself from the bullets, but there was only one bullet that spattered at the same time, so he could only choose to chop one with the knife, and the other directly hit Deadpool's head.

Deadpool fell to the ground in response.

"Phew... I feel much better. Thanks, Colonel Rhodes. I'll buy you a drink later."

Hogan put the empty pistol back into the lining of his clothes and thanked Colonel Rhodes.

Finally shut up this lousy guy.

Seeing Deadpool lying on the ground, Hogan felt physically and mentally relaxed, just like after a major health care treatment, and he felt relieved.

Colonel Rhodes shook his head: "No need to thank him, his mouth is indeed disgusting. If possible, I really want to sew his mouth shut."

"Hey, what the hell, I can't believe it. How could you have such a horrible idea? It's so bad!" Deadpool stood up from the floor and warned Colonel Rhodes: "Damn Black Skin, I swear I’m going to kick your ass hard with my grandma Lee’s boots next door, I swear I’m going to do it.”

Hearing Deadpool call him Black Skin, Rhodes reached into his arms again, ready to give Deadpool some more color.

In order to prevent the situation from escalating, Chen Yu quickly coughed twice to draw their attention back.

Hearing Chen Yu's cough, Deadpool turned his attention to Chen Yu.

"BOSS, how are you? Isn't it cool when I chop bullets with my knife?"

"Very handsome." Chen Yu nodded: "It would be better if he had more integrity."

"Integrity? What is that? Can you eat it?" Deadpool Ge You sat paralyzed on the chair and continued to talk to his boss who may be his future boss for a while: "Of course, BOSS, as long as you give enough money, let alone integrity, take chastity." It’s not impossible to come out…”

"Who wants that thing from you? What's so rare about that thing?" Chen Yu scolded with a smile: "Can you tell me how you came up with the idea of ​​holding a sword on your butt, Wade?"

Deadpool crossed his legs again and said: "Of course I got inspiration from comics. Most people can only hold swords with both hands at most, and at most they can hold one in their mouths and hold three weapons. The one in "One Piece" Zoro is like this. If he learns the Butt Sword Technique, he can use the three-sword style to upgrade to the four-sword style, so that he can not only deal with the enemies in front, but also the enemies behind him."

"And this move also has the effect of killing at first sight. For people who have never seen the butt sword technique, facing a sword with their butt pointed at them, they will definitely fall into a state of confusion and don't know how to deal with it for a moment. If the hilt of the sword is turned Inserting an anus can also cause mental damage to the place. Boss, do you want to learn? I will teach you."

When Chen Yu heard that Deadpool wanted to teach him the butt sword technique, Chen Yu quickly rejected his offer.

I am not as shameless as Deadpool. Just thinking about the scene of myself holding a sword on my butt to fight off the enemy makes me feel chills.

Although this trick is fun for others to use, if you use this trick yourself, you must be driven crazy by the whispers of the ancient gods.

I remember Wade in "The Wolverine" I watched before. His double swords could handsomely block every incoming bullet.

As a result, since gaining the ability of immortality and super-speed regeneration, Wade also began to lie down and deal with it.

Seeing that I used to like Deadpool, a handsome character, I decided to give him a chance for a final interview. After all, Wade himself is also a master of swordsmanship. As long as he can stand his mouth, he is the perfect warrior.

If it really doesn't work, it's not impossible to use transformation to make his bad mouth disappear while receiving swordsmanship training.

Chen Yu drew a circle on Deadpool's resume to indicate approval.

When he saw the circle on his resume, Deadpool jumped more than three feet from his chair with a cry of "Wuhu". He knew that he had passed the interview and was as happy as a child.

Looking at Deadpool who was about to leave, Chen Yu asked the last question: "I heard that the earthworms in the soil will turn into two earthworms after being chopped in half... Wade, if your body is chopped evenly, If two Deadpools appear, which one is the real Deadpool?"

After hearing Chen Yu's question, Deadpool paused as he walked out of the room, looked back at Chen Yu, pondered for a moment, and then gave Chen Yu a thumbs up: "Good question, BOSS, I really haven't thought about this... If two little bitches can really be generated, then the appearance of the Deadpool Legion will be just around the corner! Thank you BOSS for reminding me, I will try it later!"

After saying that, Deadpool walked out of the interview room with steps that he didn't recognize.

After Deadpool left, Chen Yu called two security guards to clean up the room messed up by Deadpool. Natasha looked at the name and photo of the next person and paid a little more attention.

This is an Asian woman who graduated from Columbia University and has won the North American Cup Fencing Championship.

"Next, Ms. Melinda. Please ask Ms. Melinda to come in for an interview."

As Natasha's voice fell, an Asian woman in calm and capable clothes walked into the room.

Chen Yu looked at the other person's resume, briefly asked some interview questions, and then signaled the other person to start a swordsmanship demonstration.

To Chen Yu's surprise, the woman named Melinda also used a knife to chop bullets to show off her superb swordsmanship.

"Ms. Melinda, are you going to show how to chop bullets with a knife?"

"Of course, any questions?"

He looked at Ms. Melinda who had her hair lifted and was dressed smartly.

Chen Yu fell into deep thought.

What's with this damn sense of anticipation?