As a descendant of Nuwa, what’s wrong with having a little skill?
Chapter 8 The Blessing of the Mountain God
"Three days?" Li Jingqi was shocked at first, and then ecstatic. His brother had spent more than ten years on the road to cure acne. His face had been covered with acne since adolescence. In addition, he squeezed the acne himself and used medicine indiscriminately. That face didn't do him any wrong by saying it was the surface of the moon.
If it really takes three days... Li Jingqi was overjoyed and said, "Thank you, Madam, I will collect it right away. Don't worry, I will only collect a little bit, enough for him for three days. I will never collect all the peach blossoms in the pond." over."
Li Jingqi patted her chest in assurance.
Feng Liqi hummed, but didn't take it seriously. He was joking. The peach blossom trees on both sides of the waterfall also absorbed the pool water and grew. They dropped a limited amount every day. The fish had to eat some. It was almost dark, and Li Jingqi was alone. How many can be collected?
In fact, the simpler way is to apply Tan water on the face, which can also remove acne and whiten spots. However, the spiritual power of Tan water is limited and it will take about half a month or even a month. Li Jingqi probably did not want this effect with those three ringing heads.
Li Jingqi: Madam, I am actually quite happy with this effect. I can still tell which one is easier to finish, picking up peach blossom petals one by one, or directly carrying a bucket of water home.
But Li Jingqi quickly ran up the mountain while sending a message to her good brother Zhuang Tiancai while there was still a signal.
"Son, dad has found a special medicine for you to remove acne. It guarantees that the acne will be gone for three days without a trace. Send me the cost of the medicine of 139 yuan and the Fengfeng express fee of 26 yuan. You will be grateful to dad!"
Zhuang Tiancai quickly replied, "Grandson, haven't you returned to your hometown? Do you know any folk remedies to defraud grandpa of his money? Don't worry, grandpa is no longer interested in getting rid of acne. If you are short of money, just call grandpa honestly, and grandpa will still do it." I’ll give you a few dollars to buy steamed buns!”
"Fuck you, dad has tested it himself, and the effect is immediate. If it weren't for the fact that you are my biological child, do you think I would be willing to ask for medicine for you?"
"Immediate effect? It's not some kind of hormone medicine, right?" Zhuang Tiancai was already a little excited at this moment, but he still couldn't help but speak harshly.
Li Jingqi sprayed it directly, "You said you have never used hormone medicine? Which of the many acne products you have used does not have hormones? Is it effective? Transfer the money quickly. Compared with the money you spent on treating acne in the past, this is a Mao Yuyu, you are still worried that I will deceive you into making a fortune!"
"That's hard to say. Who knew you would be so crazy when you were poor?" Zhuang Tiancai was honest but he was honest and directly transferred 200 yuan to Li Jingqi.
"The extra money will be used as travel expenses for you. If it is really effective, my brother will be very grateful!"
Li Jingqi clicked on the red envelope immediately, "It's easy to talk about, so I'll prepare enough for you for three days. I'll wait for you to call daddy after three days!"
Zhuang Tiancai's dialog box showed that he was typing. Seeing that the signal had changed to 2g, Li Jingqi stood there and sent the last sentence.
"Oh, I forgot, we don't even have Fengfeng express delivery here, we only have the postal service. Even though the postal service is slow, it will definitely deliver. I'll happily accept the extra 15 yuan!" Originally, I just wanted to cheat Zhuang Tiancai's 11 yuan postage and the whole family's money. Who knew he was so generous and gave me an extra 39? Hey, it’s so cool to make 189 all at once.
Besides, didn’t the Mountain Goddess tell herself that peach blossoms are useful after eating her own fried chicken? Does it take much effort to catch peaches yourself? Wouldn't it be troublesome to grind him into pieces yourself? Is it time-consuming to find bottles, pack them and send them to town?
In short, he can feel at ease with the 189 earned.
Li Jingqi hurried up the mountain. The signal on her mobile phone disappeared in seconds. He couldn't see Zhuang Tiancai no matter how much he scolded him.
It’s just that... in such a big pool, it’s too troublesome to fish for just a few flower petals. As expected, it’s hard to make money and eat shit!
Li Jingqi fished for several minutes before getting dozens of petals. Even if the petals were crushed into mud, it would only cover the size of a fingernail, but it would not be enough to apply for three days.
Li Jingqi kept telling herself that he was his brother, a good brother, because his face was like the surface of the moon, so he only had ten concubines to serve him, and he never even held a girl's hand.
He was worried about his eyes, especially in Xia Tian, when his face broke out with acne and white pus. If this wasn't a relationship he had had since childhood, he would have broken off the relationship long ago because of nausea.
Just... how long does it take to collect the mud that covers the moon's surface.
Li Jingqi was crying, it was not easy to do, he had fished out all the areas where the pool water went down, and now there were not many peach blossoms falling. When he made a jar of mud, Zhuang Tiancai should start rumors that he had collected the money privately. Escaped.
Li Jingqi thought about it for brothers, for friendship, for peach blossom mud, peach blossom mud, peach blossom mud...
Damn, since we have peach blossoms, how can we do without mud? Aren’t many beauty bloggers using mud on their faces?
Li Jingqi easily picked up the mud at the edge of the pond, and specially selected very fine and soft mud, put the peach petals in it, mashed it and mixed it well.
Well, don't say it, the mud turned into deep purple, and there was a faint peach blossom fragrance. Li Jingqi prayed silently to the mountain god statue.
Madam, soaking in peach blossom pool water can cure acne. Soaking mud in water all year round should have about the same effect. He remembered that mud is also a kind of traditional Chinese medicine. He hoped that the empress would bless his brother to be effective in curing acne. After it was effective, he would definitely let him offer a big roast chicken. .
Feng Liqi, who was nibbling an apple, almost choked. Mr. Li was scolding today's young people for not being practical at all. Shi Yu was still comforting him. Looking at it this way, Mr. Li was right.
Today's young people, all the cakes painted in the name of the old god are too much! Is she in need of roast chicken?
All right! She is indeed, the fruits nowadays are so delicious, even Xiao Yuanchao and his family have such delicious apples in the mountains.
Sure enough, times have changed. In this era, it seems that there is no need for gods. Technology can allow people to live a happy life that even gods cannot achieve.
Looking at the busy Mr. Li and Granny Meihua, Feng Liqi smiled faintly. There is nothing wrong with the disappearance of gods. It is better to rely on hands than to pray to gods and Buddhas.
But Xiao Yuanchao's grandson is really interesting. While she still has the power, Feng Liqi waved her finger, and a plant with small red fruits at the waterfall gently shook its leaves.
A drop of water dripped from the leaf into Li Jingqi's peach petals. Such a small acne should not be a problem.
Feng Liqi picked up another piece of pear with peace of mind, "Xiao Yuanchao, you just worry too much. Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. I enjoy the blessings without children and grandchildren. Now that you have no children and grandchildren around you, just live a good life!"
Feng Liqi nodded on the table, "At least I'm here to bless you with no problem in dying without illness or pain!"
"It's a good relationship. I'm afraid that I'll end up with old age and suffer from three ailments, or that I'll be paralyzed in bed and not know anyone else. If that day comes, I'll just lie down in bed and leave, that's lucky!"
Granny Meihua didn't look good at first, but after hearing what Mr. Li said, she looked at Feng Liqi expectantly.
"Yes! You can do it! Each of you can live to be 99!"
"Hahaha, what are you doing with such a big life! I'll be satisfied if I live until I'm 80!" Mr. Li put the fish in the pot, "No one in our village has a pension. When you live a long life, your children will have a heavy burden, so you can live almost as long as you want. , I would be even more satisfied if I could hold Xiaoqi’s child!”
Feng Liqi smiled and said nothing, yes, everything is possible, the gods will always give a little preference to the devout believers!
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