As a descendant of Nuwa, what’s wrong with having a little skill?
Chapter 431 Pork in Jingu Village
At Li Zhao's house, Yu Wenyan had no idol baggage at all. She changed into a sports suit and put on a pair of hole-in-the-wall slippers. She walked around the room with a tomato in her hand and gnawed on it. "Brother, sister-in-law, I'm a regular this season." Station, do you have any tasks for me?"
"My sister used to work as a museum docent. What about me? There are many foreigners in the museum now. Let me declare first that I can recognize the 24 letters of the English alphabet separately, but I don't recognize them when they are put together."
"Aren't there 26 English letters? Two more have eloped?" Nie Tongshan teased Xiao Tiantian. This guy really had the same name as the leading actor in vain. As a post-00s generation, he couldn't even distinguish the number of letters. It was simply He's on the show to show off his stupidity.
"Is it 26? Hahaha, I remembered it wrong, I always thought it was 24!" Yu Wenyan didn't feel embarrassed at all but laughed, "I remembered this time, it was 26, so don't let me go It would be embarrassing to go into a museum, I would definitely doze off in the past.”
"You have a deep understanding of yourself. Don't worry, it's not your turn to be the docent now. There are history students at the museum to serve as volunteers. Even if someone of your caliber explains in vernacular, you won't be able to understand." Li Zhao handed Yu Wenyan a tomato, "Our family has two acres of private land, and there are still some strawberries left to pick. I will pick the strawberries later."
"Honey, forget it, you don't look like someone who knows how to harvest honey. The honey in Jingu Village is super delicious. I'm going to harvest honey later, so you can just pick strawberries. There are also loquats on the mountain. I don't know where they are today. Which guest comes? If anyone comes, you take him up the mountain to pick loquats."
"Loquats, I like to eat loquats the most. Brother Zhao, can you believe it? We don't have any land approval at all. The first time I saw loquats, I thought they were medicinal materials. Later I found out they were fruits, and they were very delicious fruits. That soft, sour and sweet taste, it’s over, my mouth is watering.”
Yu Wenyan exaggeratedly described the feeling of eating loquat for the first time, which made both Li Zhao and Li Zhao laugh.
"No need to ask, kids in the north have never eaten loquats!"
Li Zhao found a basket and gave it to him, "Be careful when picking strawberries. It's the end of strawberry season now. All the strawberries are ripe. If you are not careful, they will turn into strawberry puree. Don't be greedy. Take it back when the basket is full. You Stay in the village slowly, the fruits in the village are gradually ripening, and you will definitely be satisfied with the ones you have never tasted before."
"Really?" Yu Wenyan was about to perform a leap three feet high. He likes to eat all kinds of fruits. He knew that "Jingu Peach Blossom Land" was very popular before, but he didn't have time to watch all the full versions. , is really too busy. His traffic is on the rise, so he has enough time to sleep. He has no time to watch other people's variety shows.
Who knew that he would be arranged to be a regular on the show this season? He quickly browsed the highlights on Douyin without having time to watch the whole show. Now that he heard Li Zhao say this, he couldn't wait.
Before when he was playing Douyin and saw everyone praising the delicious fruits of Jingu Village, he thought they were acting. As actors, they don’t have to show off when advertising this village. After all, the fairy water made by this village is real and effective. All the treatments have good curative effects visible to the naked eye.
Everyone wanted the fairy water, but they couldn't praise the products of Jingu Village. Who knew that after eating it, he realized that it was not an act, it was all true feelings, just like he is now.
He said that his opponent's acting skills didn't seem to be that good, and it turned out that he didn't act at all.
"Brother Zhao, Sister Shan, what fruits do you have? I think peaches are a specialty, right? They are called Jingu flat peaches. If you eat them, you can become immortals."
Li Zhao covered his forehead, and Nie Tongshan laughed happily, "Wen Yan, it's not that your English is poor, your Mandarin is also very poor. Is the transformation to immortality used here? That's not a flat peach, that's rat poison! It was really when I was in school. What are you doing?"
Nie Tongshan laughed so hard that she was out of breath, "Wen Yan, please don't teach Xiao Tiantian how to speak. I'm afraid I will be sent away. You are really... hahaha, you have become an immortal. Do you know what it means to become an immortal?"
Yu Wenyan giggled. He said it wrong again. Yu Wenyan's manager had turned around and looked away. This guy really couldn't be released. Once he was released, his image would be gone.
At this time, the trending list of "Yu Wenyan is the silly son of a landlord" began to soar.
Li Zhao shook his head, forget it, if he had given birth early, this boy would probably be a little older than his own child. Don't be too demanding and be tolerant. Today's traffic niches are all focusing on their business capabilities and improving their cultural accomplishments. It's too difficult, even though this kid is semi-literate.
But he's pretty good at dancing, singing and acting. Otherwise, I wouldn't have chosen him as a resident. Residents can't ruin the house. It just so happens that he is so naive and silly, but he brings endless smiles to people. If I want to transform in the future, I can directly Just say it's a character.
The two of them packed up and were about to go out. Li Zhao suddenly saw the director behind the camera holding up a sign indicating that the patient would arrive in half an hour.
He turned around calmly and said, "Shan, we haven't offered incense to the Mountain Goddess yet today. You take Xiao Tiantian to offer incense to the Mountain Goddess. Can Master Feng come to our house for dinner at noon?"
Li Zhao was very experienced in creating coincidences, and Nie Tongshan wiped Xiao Tiantian's face clean quietly, "Okay, I will take Tiantian to Shanshentan immediately, and then go to the acting village chief to buy a chicken for us Xiao Tian Can Tian buy eggs and steamed egg custard? By the way, I heard that a pig is going to be killed today. I have to go and share some meat. I am late and there is no meat. The pork in Jingu Village depends on robbing, and even the village cannot get out of it. of pork.”
"What kind of pork? Why can't it even leave the village?" Yu Wenyan didn't notice the prompt and was still acting like a baby for a hundred thousand reasons.
"Of course it's because Jingu Village is short of meat!"
"Ah?" What does it mean to be short of meat? Are you still short of meat now?
"Yes, Jingu Village has grown all kinds of crops, and the food is basically the same. But before, they only raised chickens, and cows were used for milking. At first, the village didn't even raise pigs. The few pigs in the village chief's house were wild boars. Those that ran down the mountain were bred as breeding pigs.”
"The vegetables grown in the fields are not enough for people to eat. There is nothing to feed the pigs. We can't just feed them all pig feed. People in the village can't do this kind of thing. How can we feed everything we eat? That is, what we farmed the year before last There are more people and more hands, so there will be losses when planting and harvesting vegetables. It would be a pity to lose these losses, so they are used to feed chickens and pigs. The village has just started raising pigs, and it is better to just circle a garden on the mountain. Feed free-range wild boar hybrid domestic pigs.”
"The meat is very firm and not fishy. I killed the New Year pig during the Chinese New Year. At that time, I really..." Nie Tongshan blushed thinking about this. As a postpartum mother, although she needs to supplement nutrition, the kind of food that makes people unable to stop. Her appetite is really crazy. She ate four bowls of rice. When she looked back at the video, she thought it was exaggerated. How could she hold down so much.
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