As a descendant of Nuwa, what’s wrong with having a little skill?

Professor Chi is really worried about Zhu Lao's health. If they are under 70 years old, he doesn't care how much they kowtow or how much they can kowtow. They all say that the family is compassionate. I don't believe that the Mountain Goddess will not be soft-hearted if they kowtow too much.

But Zhu Lao can't do it. She is already 99 and will be a centenarian in the Chinese New Year. Even if she is in good health, her once tall body has gradually become shorter, her back is slightly hunched, and her face is covered with age spots.

Not to mention asking her to kneel down and kowtow, even when she walked up the mountain, Professor Chi felt distressed. He was not her student, but she once made most students in the history department not doubt what they had learned, be firm in what they had learned, and carry forward what they had learned. She also found hundreds of cultural relics for China and returned them to China. It can be said that she is the Taishan Beidou of the history department.

Zhu Lao patted Professor Chi's hand and said, "You are so careless. There is a god in your head. If you talk nonsense, be careful of getting your tongue pulled out. This mountain goddess has great magical powers. You should pay attention to your words and deeds."

Zhu Lao said and vomited three times, "I'll forgive you, I'll forgive you. Children's words are unbridled, children's words are unbridled, children's words are unbridled!"

Professor Chi didn't know whether to laugh or cry. His grandson was almost a fool. He was only a child in Mr. Zhu's eyes.

Professor Chi supported Mr. Zhu, "Old lady, let's take a rest and eat something before going up the mountain. Let's not rush this moment and a half, take our time!"

Professor Chi looked at the two young people following Zhu Lao. Zhu Lao was never married. One of them should be her assistant and the other an accompanying doctor. He looked at them with questioning eyes. The two nodded, indicating that Zhu Lao was in good health. Everything is fine except not following instructions.

"We have to wait!" Zhu Lao glanced at the Mountain God Mountain from afar, which made her feel full of life, and couldn't help but sigh. She had tried not to travel since she retired, just for fear of causing trouble to the young people.

This time she heard that there were so many imperial edicts, and she really couldn't hold it any longer. On the one hand, she felt that she had some prestige when she heard the requests from the disciples of the Mountain God. , or written by her own hand, it’s worth a lifetime just to see it. How long can she live? Maybe one day she will fall asleep and not be able to get up. If she sees an epic legacy before she dies, she can brag about it to her old friends for the rest of her life. .

Professor Chi was relieved when he saw Mr. Zhu listen to the advice, "There are Xiao Qin, Xiao Feng, Xiao Zhang, and Xiao Ma behind us. We also made an appointment to climb the mountain together. Whoever climbs first will be the puppy..."

"Climb..." Professor Chi picked it up in one breath. Who could be so ignorant as to ask a hundred-year-old lady to climb a mountain and seek death.

Zhu Lao's assistant coughed dryly and looked at Professor Chi with some embarrassment, "They are my grandma's friends in the sanatorium, Academician Qin, Academician Feng, Academician Zhang, they..."

Professor Chi was confused. Xiao Qin, who was in his eighties, was ill-informed. He was the former Taishan Beidou of China. This was a group trip for the elderly in the sanatorium.

The assistant couldn't help but add when he saw that Professor Chi's eyes were straight, "There are also the former great elder and the great boss."

"Pfft!" Professor Chi wanted to spit out a mouthful of blood, "Has the security been done? Where are the guards?"

The assistant's expression was even more embarrassing, "The former great elder said that he was a retired old man and could not use state resources casually. He left a note and came out with the guards and medical staff. Maybe the nursing home only knows about it now!"

What a nonsense, these old people, Professor Chi is really in trouble, he can't tell the truth, he is finished, he is really finished, where are the others?

Zhu Laojian laughed loudly when Professor Chi couldn't come to his senses for a long time, "Xiaochi, don't be nervous, we are just here for a team building trip, don't worry, we will do our best and not cause you any trouble!"

Professor Chi looked at Mr. Zhu with accusing eyes and couldn't help but sigh, "You're already here and you still say it's not troublesome!" Liar!

Mr. Zhu couldn't help laughing and leaned into Professor Chi's ear, "By the way, what's delicious in the village? Xiaochi, I'm hungry!"

Professor Chi sighed and looked at the medical staff. The medical staff nodded and said that they wish her good health and that she can eat anything as long as it is not excessive. Being happy at her age is more important than taboos.

Professor Chi turned to look at Mr. Li, "Brother Li, can you buy a watermelon? This old lady of mine is hungry and may not have enough time to eat. Let's eat some watermelon!"

"Hey, the watermelons are ripe? Xiaochi, pick me a bigger and crisper one, ah! My dentures work great!" Mr. Zhu was very excited.

The medical staff couldn't help but pour cold water on them, "Grandma, you can only eat 200 grams of watermelon. It doesn't matter the size. It's more than 200 grams anyway!"

Zhu Lao suddenly became unhappy. He pouted like a child. After a moment, he smiled again, raised his little finger at Professor Chi, and said something in a whisper, but everyone could hear him, "Xiao Chi, dig the middle one for me." , I want to eat Xinxin, um, try not to have too many melon seeds, the melon seeds will weigh on the scale."

Professor Chi simply couldn't laugh or cry. It was really hard for Mr. Zhu to become more and more naughty as he got older. The old boy, the old boy, lived up to his reputation.

"Hey, no problem, I'll go down to the field and pick one now!" Mr. Li couldn't help but respect him from the bottom of his heart for such an old man. If his old man were still here, he would probably be at this age, even though he was not sick or hurting. Yes, but Mr. Li couldn't help but regret. If they insisted on drinking the water from the Mountain God Pond, would they be able to eat watermelon as happily as this old man?

As soon as Mr. Li left, other old people were brought in one after another. The former elder also arrived. Seeing the old guys who had fought side by side, regardless of the automatic body management system, they couldn't help teasing each other about whether their health was okay or not. Did you get a bump? Being able to insist on not hanging it on the wall this year means that everyone takes life and death lightly, so it is natural to accept and face death calmly, and tell it as a joke.

The former great elder and Mr. Zhu greeted each other, and Mr. Zhu secretly told everyone that there was watermelon to eat before going up the mountain. All the elders glanced at the medical staff with them in tacit agreement, hey, there is no objection!

I couldn't help but shake my head. It's so boring to be old. It's so boring to eat a watermelon and look at the faces of young people. Hey!

All the medical staff looked at the sky. They were all waiting for punishment when they returned home this time. They had already turned a blind eye. What else would they do to them?

"It seems that everyone has arrived!" A young woman's voice came, and everyone followed it.

I saw Feng Liqi holding a one-meter-long large tray with watermelons in one hand and walking slowly.

Everyone couldn't help but take a breath. Isn't it said that today's girls are so weak that they can't even unscrew a soda bottle? How come this girl carries such a big plate, wears such complicated clothes, and walks so calmly? Someone pull out the old man Newton and ask why.

When everyone's minds were full of questions, Feng Liqi had already walked up to everyone. The former great elder and the former great boss looked at each other. This was probably the legendary disciple of the Mountain God. He was as magnificent and impressive as the rumors.

When Zhu Lao saw Feng Liqi, his face turned into a chrysanthemum smile, "Oh, when I was young, I was as beautiful as this girl, and I was also very energetic. I could carry two hundred kilograms of rice by myself. Now that I am older, I can no longer do it. I just walk without falling." A good thing to be happy about.”

Mr. Zhu walked quickly in front of Feng Liqi with small steps. The former boss stretched out his hand to stop Mr. Zhu and not to offend him at will. However, he saw the old lady walking in front of Feng Liqi. When Feng Liqi put the tray down, she also looked at it carefully with a smile. While holding her.

Mr. Zhu put his hands together and bowed respectfully to Feng Liqi, "Thank you for your hard work, girl!"