How did you, a prisoner on death row, become an important weapon of the country? Yecheng Gao Weiming

Not only the Great Bear is going crazy laughing.

Heads of almost all countries, after hearing that Big Boss Yingjiang announced the nuclear weapons project of the Dragon Country, they hurriedly asked their followers.

"Quick! Check this GTX690 tactical core graphics card. What is it?"

These followers didn't understand either, so they opened the search website in unison.

If you can't find it with your own country's search software, you can search for foreign ones.

If you can’t find it on Google, check Baidu.

You have to reply to your boss's questions anyway, and you can't just turn a blind eye.

At the same time, everyone found the entry information of the GTX690 tactical core graphics card in a very short period of time.

All ecstatic, you can click to watch...

All the leaders laughed out loud!

……

In an e-sports game club in Yingjiang.

Several e-sports players, besides practicing, also watched the big boss's passionate speech.

After all, no matter how much Yingjiang people criticize the cabinet, it is all about their own family.

The Dragon Kingdom has bullied us to such an extent that it is impossible not to be angry.

Can……

When I heard the big boss talk about the GTX690 tactical core graphics card.

Everyone was shocked.

"Um...William, what Yingtong is talking about is the fever graphics card released by Nvidia in 12?"

"Damn! It seems so! I remember that back then, I almost burned out my main computer. It was so shameful!"

"No, how did this thing become a large-scale nuclear weapon device of the Dragon Kingdom?"

"No... maybe there's a mistake. I'll check it out on the Dragon Kingdom website!"

For a moment, several e-sports players couldn't hold back their laughter.

no way!

We are also patriotic, but the situation does not allow it!

Your Excellency Yingtong, are you fucking crazy?

Such a big joke was told to billions of people in front of the whole world!

……

Eagle Sauce California.

NVIDIA graphics card R&D headquarters.

The founders and partners all looked horrified as they listened to the big boss's sworn announcement.

Your Excellency Yingtong!

Are you fucking kidding me?

Why is it that one of the things that Dragon Kingdom water friends used to make fun of us was regarded as Dragon Kingdom’s latest nuclear weapon device?

Finished!

It's over!

Founders and investors understand.

Your Excellency, Ying Tong, who has figured out the truth, will probably kill them alive!

……

Northeast of Dragon Kingdom, a third-tier city.

In an ordinary residential building.

There was an otaku who was drinking Coke, playing games, and watching a news package from China Broadcasting Corporation.

When I heard the big boss Yingjiang say that one shot of this thing can destroy the entire combat aircraft carrier group.

He always felt that this sentence seemed so familiar to him.

But after hearing about the GTX690 tactical core graphics card.

Everyone is stupid!

I rub!

This is not the Baidu Encyclopedia entry I doctored a few years ago.

This stupid graphics card produced by Nvidia is jokingly called the tactical core graphics card.

It may explode after overheating, destroying an entire combat aircraft carrier group?

What's going on with this special girl?

How come the big boss Yingjiang regards it as the latest secret weapon developed by the Dragon Kingdom?

pat!

The coke in the otaku's hand fell on the keyboard without even realizing it.

He just knows.

I'm afraid that after today, I will become the sinner of the entire Eagle Sauce!

……

Gansu Province, the provincial capital city, in the TV station building.

The host Zhang Zhiwei, who had just finished recording a military program, was about to leave the studio and go home to rest.

"Ms. Zhang, Mr. Zhang!"

Unexpectedly, before he took two steps, he was stopped by the assistant at the stage.

The other party held the mobile phone with an excited face: "Teacher Zhang, look at it! Look at the Yingjiang press conference broadcast by CCTV."

Zhang Zhiwei was stunned when he heard this and said.

"Oh? Is it the press conference about Yingjiang exposing our Dragon Kingdom's nuclear weapons device?"

"I forgot, what? Are they really exposed?"

"No...no, oh, you'll know it as soon as you see it."

The assistant suppressed a laugh, put the phone into Zhang Zhiwei's hand, and ran away quickly.

"This boy..."

Zhang Zhiwei shook his head and looked at the phone screen.

when he hears.

In front of the whole world, Yingtong swore that the GTX690 tactical nuclear graphics card could destroy an entire aircraft carrier battle group.

The whole person was in tears!

He looked up at the sky and muttered to himself.

"Look!"

"Look!"

"Even the dignified boss Ying Jiang was tricked by this stupid Baidu Encyclopedia!"

Dog day!

After all, he is the netizen who killed a thousand people.

He tampered with the military entry on Baidu Encyclopedia and asked me to read it out in front of everyone as military information!

The scene of the club's death ten years ago reappeared in Zhang Zhiwei's mind.

Already in his forties, he couldn't help crying.

Yingjiang and I are both victims!

……

at the same time.

All the friends in the CCTV live broadcast room are in a state of shock!

WTF?

Is there something wrong with our ears, or is the boss Yingjiang completely crazy?

A bad joke that we have thrown away for ten years has been picked up again by Yingjiang!

If we don't release the hostages, you will announce that in 24 hours, Dragon Kingdom's latest nuclear weapons device will be announced!

But 24 hours later.

You told us openly in front of the whole world.

It's it!

that's it!

GTX690 tactical core graphics card!

This is it, it can destroy your entire aircraft carrier battle group with one shot!

Hahahaha...

The entire live broadcast room was full of joy.

:no! I can't do it anymore, I'll choke you! This girl is like a blind monk playing tug of war in her crotch---serious nonsense!

:Hahaha! No, no, no, this is called Yuan Taizu playing with repeated words---Tiffy!

: Ying Jiang, how brave do you have to tell such a big joke in such a serious way!

: Damn, I couldn’t stop laughing. My mother rushed in and beat me up. I told her that I would give her a GTX690 tactical core graphics card. She was scared to death.

: No wonder the eldest princess wants to broadcast the press conference live, and her feelings are simmering here! This one, Yingjiang is really embarrassing.

:no! I'm just curious, what's going on with this special girl? Why can Yingjiang do such a mentally retarded thing?

:Hey, who knows! The whole Internet has gone crazy. There is a graphics card merchant on Douyin who has put out an antique GTX690 and is selling it at a special price of 199!

:yes! As long as 199, you can’t suffer a loss or be fooled, but you can buy back a killer weapon that can destroy the Yingjiang combat aircraft carrier group! Hahaha……

: Everyone, go and watch the Sixth Princess of Yangguang. The Sixth Princess has started to show a movie. The movie is particularly suitable for the appearance of the big boss Yingjiang at this moment.

Some water friends said that the Sixth Princess started showing a movie, and everyone rushed in to check it out.

When they saw it was the movie "Joker", everyone burst out laughing!

As expected, the sixth princess was the most willful.

……

Finally returned to the Eagle Sauce White Palace.

After the big boss mentioned the GTX690 tactical core graphics card project again, he was still talking about it.

He even picked up the speech on the ground and continued to denounce the Dragon Kingdom!

The heavy words and sad expression make people angry when they see them and hate them when they hear them.

Can……

It's completely different off the stage.

Almost all journalists have inquired about the GTX690 tactical core graphics card.

Or after being reminded by others, you understand what happened.

Everyone couldn't help but look at His Excellency Ying Tong with an incomprehensible expression!

And Jacob, who has been responsible for monitoring the normal press conference.

I also learned all the truth immediately.

He rushed to the stage like crazy, lay down in the big boss's ear, and whispered a few words.

Ok?

Lord Yingtong, who had just read the second page, was completely stunned after hearing Jacob's words.

He put down the manuscript in his hand, looked at Jacob, and then at everyone in the audience.

After seeing the dozens of flashing cameras.

The old man finally realized.

He was tricked by damn Ye Cheng!

Not only was he fooled, but he was also tricked into an endless abyss through a global live broadcast.

A blast of cold air went straight to the big boss' forehead.

"F...F...Fake!"

After he shouted, he fell backwards.

"Your Excellency Ying Tong!"

"Mr. Ying Tong!"

"Turn off the live broadcast, shut down the press conference! Hurry..."

In an instant, the whole place was in chaos.

And at the same time.

Dragon Kingdom Kyoto.

A large number of special service personnel finally began to take action.

None of the bastards who dare to rebel can escape.