Siheyuan: I am not Xu Damao

"Da Mao, Xu Damao, get up."

"Uh, don't pull me, my head hurts."

"You talk about yourself and others flatter you a few words, but you don't know how high the sky is."

"Then it's obvious that He Yuzhu is the one who made you drink. I don't think you should be called Xu Damao. You can be called Sha Mao."

"It smells like alcohol. It stinks so bad. Don't sleep yet. Change your clothes."

"..."

Listening to the incessant thoughts of the people around him, although Qin Fen was confused at this time, he already knew that he had traveled through time.

The moment he woke up, he had already merged with the memory of the owner of this body.

To be precise, it should have been read, because the memory of the original owner, Xu Damao, had no emotional impact on him.

It was almost like watching a movie, except that the movie "Xu Damao's Life - A Memoir of the Past Twenty Years" left a deeper impression on him.

According to Xu Damao's memory, Qin Fen also knew that he had traveled to a courtyard he was very familiar with.

Why is it familiar? Qin Fen is a novelist. Before he traveled through time, he was preparing to write a novel about this courtyard house.

Therefore, he has done enough homework, and his traces can be found everywhere in original movies, TV series, fan novels, and forums.

Today is the wedding day of Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e. There is no such thing as a banquet these days. In the evening, both of them are preparing for the bridal chamber.

Xu Damao was flattered by Sha Zhu, so he took him to drink, and he ended up drunk like this.

But Qin Fen now thought of something very serious.

"Ezi, your mouth is dry. Pour me some water."

Lou Xiao'e threw the clean clothes on Qin Fen's body and poured him water while talking.

"I'm so annoyed. You changed your clothes yourself."

While Lou Xiao'e went out to pour water, Qin Fen quickly put his hand into his crotch.

"Okay, okay, the size is normal."

Just when he was secretly rejoicing, he thought that he was not a complete man even if he was full of dead sons.

Ever since, Qin Fen called softly in his mind, "System? Tongzi?"

Don't think it's unexpected, but any modern time traveler will do this.

Qin Fen called in his mind for a while, but received no response. He probably felt that he was not pious enough, so he called again.

"How big is the system?"

"Brother Tongzi?"

"System...Dad?"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for activating this system."

Although the system took advantage of him, Qin Fenxuan felt relieved.

Alas, the system is such an unreasonable existence. If you just give a reward or something casually, wouldn't you be complete?

"Well... what type of system do you have? Also, do you have a gift package for newbies?"

"Ding, the novice gift package has been arranged and the tasks have been released. Please choose one of them."

"Task one, temporarily grant the host a thousand cups of intoxication, seek revenge on He Yuzhu, and drink up He Yuzhu's body. The reward will be an increase in physical strength."

"Task two, temporarily grant the host invulnerability and complete the bridal night. The reward is an increase in physical endurance."

"Task three, sleep at the end, get lots of looks from Lou Xiaoe, no reward."

"Task two, task two, I choose task two!"

Qin Fen understood instantly that it turned out to be a task-based system. For this kind of welfare-based task, Qin Fen directly chose task two without even thinking about it.

Lou Xiao'e, alas, the white moonlight in the courtyard is now his wife. How can he neglect a beautiful woman on such a wedding day?

Then Qin Fen said in his mind without asking the system.

"Open the novice gift package"

"Ding, host Qin Fen opens the novice gift package, gets one cubic meter of portable space (cannot be upgraded), and gains basic acting skills."

"Basic acting skills? What the hell is this?"

"Ding, life is like a play, play is like life, the host can figure it out for himself."

However, Qin Fen no longer thought about Lao Shizi's elementary acting skills.

Enduring the pain in my head, I walked to the yard and washed myself with cold water several times from head to toe. The smell of alcohol also dissipated a lot, and I felt much better.

When I got home, I dried myself off, picked up Lou Xiao'e, and said silently in my heart, System Dad~~I'm going to start the mission~~~

. . . . . . (The one-hour plot is omitted here)

The next day, at three o'clock in the morning, Lou Xiao'e woke up slowly, feeling the pain all over her body. She looked at the person on the pillow who was still sleeping soundly, and thought of the madness last night, so she couldn't help but bite Qin Fen's arm.

Qin Fen woke up from the pain, looked at his arm, and then at Lou Xiao'e.

Turning over, he unplugged Lou Xiao'e mouth to mouth before speaking.

"You sleep a little longer, I'll make you something to eat, and I'll call you when I'm ready."

Lou Xiao'e squinted her eyes and nodded without saying anything. Just looking at Qin Fen, her love overflowed.

While Qin Fen was getting dressed, he complained about Xu Damao in his heart.

"Silly Mao, I don't know how to cherish such a fragrant woman, and my mind is full of things I don't know what to think about."

However, Qin Fen turned out to be a food delivery contestant and didn't know how to make delicious food.

Of course, it's okay to make instant noodles, as long as you add ham and eggs.

In Xu Damao's more than 20 years, he was able to fry an egg and heat a steamed bun.

"Ding, the mission is released."

"Mission: A gentleman's revenge. It can only take one night at most. Stimulate He Yuzhu and make He Yuzhu envy you. Mission reward, elementary cooking skills."

"System, this is the only mission? No choice?"

"System tasks are distributed randomly. After the host completes ten side tasks, the main task will be launched."

Qin Fen understood and turned back to the bedroom. He was about to speak and asked Ezi to wait a moment, but when he saw Ezi fell asleep again, he went out quietly.

As soon as he stepped out of the house, Qin Fen started acting. Although he was a junior, he was also a junior professional.

Qin Fen looked like his body had been hollowed out, walked to He Yuzhu's house, and shouted weakly.

"Silly pillar, silly pillar"

He Yuzhu didn't even know who it was, so he walked out while asking who it was.

"Huo, Xu Damao? What's going on with you? You smoke a lot."

"Don't mention it. I drank with you last night. I drank too much and worked hard all night. This is what happened when I got up in the morning."

"Hey, why am I telling you this? You don't understand what happened to this man. My wife is hungry. Why don't you help me make something nutritious for us to eat?"

"Bah, you're so skinny. What kind of man are you? You want me to cook you food? You're not sober yet."

Qin Fen looked in disbelief and said, "Silly Zhu, why do you turn your back on me? You didn't have this attitude when we were drinking last night. We were good brothers as we promised."

"Gungun, who is such a good brother with you, let your wife do it for you?"

"That's not possible. Cooking is so tiring. I can't bear to let my wife be tired."

"You...fuck off"

"Oh, the world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable, this is not good."

"But I can't blame you. This guy is all about balancing yin and yang. You said you're 28 and haven't even touched a woman's hand seriously. I feel really sad for you."

"Bah, your grandpa and I can't find a daughter-in-law, so get out of here."

"Bang" He Yuzhu said and closed the door.

After closing the door, He Yuzhu was still very angry. After so many years, Xu Damao had never taken advantage of him.

"Damn it, why did you let that bastard Xu Damao get a wife?"

"Ding, the mission is completed, and the elementary cooking skills are unlocked."

Qin Fen, who was standing at the door of He Yuzhu, raised his head and chest when he heard that the mission was completed, and strode back.