If the bragging comes true, then it doesn’t count as bragging.

"You thought I was joking with you." Ning Yuan looked at the surprised netizens, his mouth almost raised to the sky.

Ning Yuan stopped talking to netizens and began to communicate with the system: "Tongzi, help me calculate, what is the probability that I will go to northern Myanmar to rescue that old cousin?"

System: [Sorry, I don’t count my fortune]

"Then let me ask another question," Ning Yuan said, "I can go to northern Myanmar and rescue my old cousin safely. Tongzi, how many bragging coins do I need to cash in on this awesome guy?"

【…】

The system was silent for a while, then exploded.

[Oh my god, you kid, you are getting better and better at taking advantage of loopholes, you can’t guard against it at all]

Ning Yuan smiled: "Hurry up and tell me."

The system was full of black lines and started to work.

【System calculation】

【Calculated】

[The bragging coins required to cash out this awesomeness are 0]

"0?" Ning Yuan was shocked, "You mean, this is not awesome at all. It means this is not difficult for me? It means this trip will be a success."

The system was speechless, but still said: [It can be understood this way]

"It shouldn't be. How could it be so simple? Tongzi, are you mistaken?" Ning Yuan asked doubtfully.

In a place like northern Myanmar where there are many warlords, if you want to break into the park they are guarding and rescue someone from inside, you will undoubtedly be snatching food from the tiger's mouth.

No matter what, it won’t be 0 bragging coins.

The system was speechless: [Host, how long has it been since you last watched the big screen? 】

"Is there something new on the screen?" Ning Yuan was stunned for a moment, "Hurry up and click on it."

【receive】

After the system finished speaking, a bright transparent screen appeared in front of Ning Yuan's eyes.

There is a line of words written at the top of the screen.

[This month’s limited-time freebies are as follows]

[The first one is awesome, I can physically carry a nuclear bomb, and I am known as Godzilla in human form]

[The second cool thing is that I have a super powerful signal jammer. Once turned on, it can block all prying eyes on us]

[The third awesome thing is that I have God’s perspective and can see anyone’s whereabouts]

"Damn it," Ning Yuan's eyes widened, "You mean I've already achieved these three awesome things, right?"

System: [Yes, but it is only valid this month. You can use these three abilities during this month]

"Awesome~, Tongzi, you transform, I want to kiss you." Ning Yuan was so happy that he went crazy.

Hearing Ning Yuan's words, the system looked horrified.

【don't want】

The system rejected him, but Ning Yuan didn't take it seriously.

He just said, why is it so easy to rescue people in northern Myanmar?

It turns out there are three such incredible abilities here.

My body can carry nuclear bombs, so how can I lose?

Ning Yuan stood up proudly, turned on his mobile phone for live broadcast, and said to the netizens in the live broadcast room: "Brothers, go to northern Myanmar this time and see how I perform."

Ning Yuan walked out of the office and shouted: "Zhang Shan, drive and take me to the airport."

"Chief..." Many security guards stood up one after another, their faces hesitant to speak.

Ning Yuan said: "You don't need to say anything, just wait for my triumphant return."

On the way to the airport.

Zhang Shan suddenly turned his head and said to Ning Yuan: "Director, let me go with you. One more person will bring more strength."

Ning Yuan glanced at Zhang Shan, and a thought flashed through his mind. I think there is one more person and hundreds of kilograms more burden.

"Forget it, I'm afraid I can't take you with me." Ning Yuan refused.

Zhang Shan: "..."

Before getting on the plane, Ning Yuan received a call from Xie Huilan.

Xie Huilan's words were very short, only two words: "Come back."

"I don't." Ning Yuan was stubborn.

Xie Huilan frowned: "Labour and capital Shu Daoshan."

"Oh, you're not a hot girl from Sichuan, so don't imitate what others say."

"Are you going back? Can you go to a place like northern Myanmar? Even the military cannot easily intervene." Xie Huilan said.

"Do you think I look like an idiot?"

Ning Yuan said: "I must be sure before I go, so you don't have to worry about it. Just wait for me to come back. I will broadcast live along the way. If you have nothing to do, you can give me a like. That's it, I'm on the plane. .”

Ning Yuan hung up the phone, then took another live broadcast mobile phone and said to the netizens: "We are about to get on the plane, turn off the live broadcast for a while, and then turn it on again after getting off the plane. See you in northern Myanmar, brothers."

Under Zhang Shan's watch, Ning Yuan walked onto the plane with his head held high.

On the spot, Zhang Shan looked at Ning Yuan's back, thinking that the director was going to northern Myanmar to save people. He could not help but feel full of admiration and murmured: "He is really... super brave."

on the plane.

Ning Yuan was sitting by the window. Through the window, he looked down and said with emotion: "This plane flies so high. The people on the ground look like ants."

System: [Is there a possibility that what you see is ants and the plane has not taken off yet? 】

Ning Yuan: "..."

"Let's talk about a serious question now. Is this plane safe? Will it crash or something?" Ning Yuan said.

Ning Yuan has been watching the news recently. It seems that Lao Maozi has just fallen into a car accident, and he can't help but feel a little worried.

System Road.

[This is not the business of this system, and this system refuses to answer]

"Well, okay, I respect your choice."

Ning Yuan nodded and said: "But if I say that this plane will encounter an air crash, how many bragging coins will it cost to cash in?"

【…】

The system almost went crazy, he is really good at it.

The system was furious and said directly.

[It costs 0 bragging coins]

"Huh? 0 bragging coins, isn't this a 100% plane crash?" Ning Yuan unbuckled his seat belt and said with a look of horror, "Driver, I want to get out of the car."

Many passengers around him looked over.

The system said quickly.

【Stop it】

【I lied to you】

[Need [-] million bragging coins]

"Damn, scary people can scare people to death." Ning Yuan froze, made an embarrassed apology gesture to the people around him, sat back obediently, and fastened his seat belt.

It takes [-] million bragging coins to cash in. It seems that this trip is very safe.

【Who told you to always take advantage of my loopholes】

"No, don't talk nonsense." Ning Yuan denied.

[He said no, I was just bragging about the system, and you almost turned me into a divination system, but you never did this]

[How about you brag that you are a fortune teller and spend some bragging coins to cash it in?]

【Come here every day to have sex for free】

Ning Yuan was a little embarrassed by what he said, and asked: "Well, fortune teller, how much bragging do you want?"

[Friendly price, I’ll charge you 1000 million]

"No, thank you." The embarrassment on Ning Yuan's face disappeared instantly, and his face became firm again.

I thought to myself secretly.

Only a fool would spend 1000 million to get what he could get for free.

At this time, Ning Yuan couldn't help but think of his roommate's wise saying: "You spend a hundred thousand as a gift for something that can be ordered for two hundred in the club. Isn't that just a big injustice?"

At this moment, he was convinced.

System: [I have never seen you such a shameless person]

Ning Yuan remained unmoved by the system's scolding.

In the blue sky, a large plane is flying through the clouds.

Ning Yuan suddenly thought of a question, stretched out his finger and poked the transparent screen in front of him.

"Are you there?"

The transparent screen flickered, and an impatient voice came.

【what】

Ning Yuan said: "I'm going to fight with someone in northern Myanmar soon. It's inconvenient to live broadcast with my mobile phone. Do you have any good equipment to recommend?"

【No】

"My boss will recommend good equipment to me and I will cash it in immediately." Ning Yuan said.

The system starts uncontrollably and runs according to the established program.

[It is detected that the host has boasted a trivial amount of awesomeness. After deducting some bragging coins, this system will provide the host with recommendations for live streaming equipment]

[Shit... I don’t want to give it away... Of course this sports headscarf is the best live broadcast equipment]

The sound of the system fell.

On the transparent light screen in front of Ning Yuan, a black sports headscarf appeared.

Ning Yuan looked at it carefully and found that this scarf was exactly the same as the scarf on a certain treasure.

"What is this?" Ning Yuan asked.

[Even though it looks like a sports headscarf on the outside, it is actually a camera. It has a whole piece of fabric covered with countless fiber cameras, which can achieve 360-degree capture without blind spots]

"So awesome?" Ning Yuan asked curiously, "Then he doesn't need electricity?"

[This sports scarf camera uses biological kinetic energy. When a person moves, the cells in the whole body will generate kinetic energy. If there is no specific equipment to collect this kinetic energy, the kinetic energy will dissipate into the air, causing great waste. The headscarf can collect these originally wasted biological kinetic energy to supply the operation of the camera]

"This is awesome, Tongzi. I already own this camera. How many bragging coins do I need?" Ning Yuan said.

[We are all friends, so I’ll charge you 50, you’ll make a lot of money]

"50?" Ning Yuan said, "Tongzi, why are the things you sell getting more and more expensive? It can easily cost hundreds of thousands."

[You are earning more and more bragging coins, learn about inflation]

"Damn it, inflation has come out, you are really awesome." Ning Yuan said.

[Stop talking nonsense, do you want to buy it or not?]

"Buy it." Ning Yuan said.

He really needs a portable and hidden camera so that if he broadcasts live, he won't attract the attention of people around him.

a few hours later.

The plane landed in Yangon, northern Myanmar.

Ning Yuan walked out of the airport, and now he opened the live broadcast room.

I saw Ning Yuan wearing a black sports headscarf on his forehead, tying up his long flowing hair.

At this moment, it was the sports headscarf that acted as the camera for the live broadcast, so netizens could not see Ning Yuan's figure, but could only see Ning Yuan's No. 1 vision.

As soon as the live broadcast room opened, 700 million people poured in instantly.

[Oh my god, Brother Yuan has really arrived in northern Myanmar]

[This seems to be the airport in Yangon]

[Brother Yuan, has he changed the equipment? This shot is so clear]

[I’m very curious, Brother Yuan, where is this camera placed? Is there a camera growing on Brother Yuan’s head?]

Ning Yuan held his mobile phone and looked at the comments from netizens.

"Brothers, I have arrived in northern Myanmar. I just got out of the airport. Frog, the air here is so special, it smells like kidneys."