If the bragging comes true, then it doesn’t count as bragging.
Chapter 110 National Football Team 5:1 Defeat
[This tradition feels humiliated]
[Bentong is very angry]
【Ben Tong wants to run away from home】
【Ding dong! 】
[Your system has sent you an unbinding request. Do you agree? 】
"If you don't agree, get out." Ning Yuan said calmly.
【Ah ah ah】
……
The system was incompetent and furious for a long time. It stopped when Ning Yuan returned home.
Ning Yuan turned on the TV and clicked on the sports channel.
Discovery Sports Channel is showing the National Football Team vs. Peacock Kingdom.
The game has just begun.
Ning Yuan took out beer peanuts from the refrigerator, sat on the sofa, and watched the football game.
However, it has just begun, and both parties are still testing the situation. The scene is not too intense. Ning Yuan chatted leisurely with the system: "Tongzi, I want to ask you a question."
The system was weak and said: [Say]
Ning Yuan said: "Why did you take the initiative to remind me to save the unconscious girl today? I have never seen you so kind-hearted."
[That’s because you don’t understand me, I’m very kind, okay?]
"Ok?"
[Well, it’s actually because your host is free for this month.]
“Has this month’s limited edition awesomeness been updated? Let me see.”
Ning Yuan opened the system's light curtain.
I found that the first awesome thing above is.
【Life Detector】
[Life detector: can detect people in danger within a radius of five miles]
[According to the level of danger, the system will issue blue warning, yellow warning, orange warning and red warning]
[The highest level of red alert means that personnel will be exposed to fatal external threats]
[When a red alert appears, the system will automatically notify the host and the host cannot turn on Do Not Disturb]
[As for whether the host launches a rescue operation, it is up to the host to decide, and this system will not intervene]
"Oh, let me ask you why you reminded me to save people. It turned out to be because of this. That girl today is a red alert, right?" Ning Yuan suddenly realized.
【You are really smart】
"Thank you."
Ning Yuan then looked down at the second awesome one.
【The man who loves to play with fire】
[The man who loves to play with fire: born in the fire storm, the descendant of the sun god, the messenger of light, the one who breaks the darkness, the one who does not burn, the Flame Emperor who protects the whole territory, Ning Yuan]
"What is this?" Ning Yuan was confused.
What titles do these come from?
Why is it longer than Long Ma's?
The system said: [In the next month, no one will play with fire better than you. Even if you soar into the sky and stand side by side with the sun, the sun will not melt you]
"Well, it sounds very good, but what's the use? Who has nothing to do to play with fire, can you give me some practical awesomeness?" Ning Yuan said speechlessly.
[It’s all free, so don’t have so many requirements, okay?]
"alright."
Ning Yuan then looked down at the second awesome one.
[Magical power of praying for rain]
[The magical power of praying for rain: It is the orthodox magical power of Taoist practice. If you learn this magical power, you will be like worshiping the Dragon King, and it will rain wherever you want.]
"Frog Qu, that's not bad. It hasn't rained in Huai'an for a long time. It's good to have another rain." Ning Yuan nodded with satisfaction.
"Let's stop here for today's tour of the system..." Before Ning Yuan could finish speaking, the system interrupted.
System: [There will be more later]
"What else?"
[It’s so awesome that it’s free]
"Isn't there three?" Ning Yuan asked.
[Didn’t I upgrade? Is it okay to have one more for free?]
"This is great." Ning Yuan wished he could get a little more awesome with limited exemptions.
Ning Yuan opened the next awesome one.
The findings are:
[I can see Douyin hot searches one hour later]
"Ok?"
“Looking at hot searches?”
Ning Yuan blinked.
How can I say this skill?
Call it tasteless, but it can see the future.
Call it useless, it can only look into the future one hour later.
How big is the difference between hot searches one hour ago and one hour later?
Ning Yuan picked up the mobile phone beside him: "Tongzi, I want to see the hot searches in an hour."
[Look, it’s already been arranged]
"Well, not bad." Ning Yuan praised and clicked on Douyin.
Click the magnifying glass in the upper right corner. This is Douyin’s search box.
I immediately saw the Douyin hot list.
[1. Hot, the national football team swept the Peacocks 5:1]
【2.某醉酒的男大学生,买了国足5:1的比分,赔率1200:1,怒赚1个亿】
[3. Huaxizi issued an apology]
【4. Daolang releases new song Nanke】
[5. A famous female singer heard Daolang singing and fainted in the toilet again from crying]
[6. A certain Tong wears a ring on her hand]
[7. A certain Lin showed off three bowls of dinner]
……
Hot searches are a series of lists, and you can see the top 30 most popular news.
Ning Yuan was shocked when he saw the first piece of news.
"Damn it, is the national football team so strong?"
Ning Yuan looked at the sports channel on TV in disbelief. It had been 30 minutes since the game started, and it was still 0:0.
I really can't see the potential of the national football team to sweep the Peacocks.
But the result is this, you have to believe it if you don’t believe it.
"It seems like this awesome thing has some effect. At least if I buy football lottery tickets now, I can make a fortune."
"I don't know if I buy a 5:1 score now for 100 million. Will the casino owner run away overnight at a loss?"
Ning Yuan thought secretly.
the next day.
When Ning Yuan came to Huai'an Bureau, he found Zhang Shan with a downcast face.
Not only Zhang Shan, but also several young security guards were like this.
Ning Yuan smiled and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
An ugly smile appeared at the corner of Zhang Shan's mouth: "The national football team won, but I lost. I finally bought the ball once, but I didn't expect that the national football team made me lose so completely."
"You still buy football. Is this something that a public official can do? Go down and write a 3000-word review for me and hand it over before lunch." Ning Yuan said.
"No, Director, I was wrong."
……
morning.
Ning Yuan is running a live broadcast, chatting with netizens.
At the beginning, we talked about the national football team, saying that the national football team had finally risen to prominence.
Then while chatting, the topic fell on the recent severe drought in northern Daxia.
[Oh, it hasn’t rained for two months]
[You are only two months old, and I am already four months old]
[The water level of the reservoir in my hometown has dropped by half]
[I envy those of you who have reservoirs in your hometown. The reservoir built in my home is almost dry. Even daily drinking is a problem. The laborer has not taken a bath in three months]
[Holy shit, are you so awesome?]
[Alas, if it doesn’t rain, the crops may be reduced by more than half]
[According to this drought method, it is already settled that the harvest will not stop]
[Xiao Qin from the Meteorological Bureau: According to satellite cloud maps, there will be no rain in northern Daxia in the next two months]
[Oh my God, how can one live like this?]
Everyone in the comment section was talking about the severe drought in the north, and Ning Yuan naturally saw it.
Drought?
Can I tolerate it?
I just learned the magical power of praying for rain.
"Ahem, brothers." Ning Yuan coughed, which immediately attracted the attention of tens of millions of netizens in the entire live broadcast room.
[Brother Yuan, is your throat uncomfortable? 】
"Can you be discerning? I have something to announce." Ning Yuan complained angrily.
【What is the announcement? 】
[Didn’t you see that our brothers were discussing national affairs? Can you pay attention to the occasion?]
[Yes, Brother Yuan, the brothers are talking, could you please stop interrupting. 】
"Frog Qu, this is my live broadcast room, okay," Ning Yuan said with his eyes widened, "I really have something serious to tell you."
[Okay, let me give you a chance to talk about it]
"Okay, thank you."
Ning Yuan's expression instantly became solemn: "Now that things have happened, I don't want to hide it from you anymore. In fact, I am a heavenly master."
The live broadcast room was silent.
Netizens who didn’t understand started asking.
[What is a Heavenly Master? 】
[I don’t know, looking at Brother Yuan’s expression, he must be a very awesome person]
[Indeed, if you are not awesome, it is not worth bragging about Brother Yuan]
[Let me do some popular science. The Celestial Master is a Taoist sect. There are several schools in the Taoist sect, and each school will introduce a Celestial Master.]
[When a Taoist priest reaches a very advanced level and can overwhelm everyone in the same school, he can be called the Celestial Master of that school, and then he can wear purple robes]
[So, when you see some Taoist priests wearing purple robes outside, they are very powerful]
[Frog funny, there is still such a saying]
[Brother Yuan, since you said you are a heavenly master, you must be very powerful]
Ning Yuan rubbed his head in embarrassment: "I don't know if praying for rain is powerful."
[Xiao Qin from the Meteorological Bureau: Don’t tell us that you can pray for rain]
"Congratulations on your guess, I know how to pray for rain." Ning Yuan said.
[Xiao Qin from the Meteorological Bureau: I am laughing so hard. I have studied meteorology for 4 years. You said you can pray for rain, and everyone laughs at him]
After Xiao Qin finished speaking, the barrage area was quiet.
Xiao Qin realized something was wrong
[Xiao Qin from Meteorological Bureau: Huh? Why don’t you laugh]
[Xiao Qin from the Meteorological Bureau: Smile, smile for me quickly]
Finally, some netizens spoke.
[I’m not sure whether Brother Yuan is bragging, let’s take a look]
[I don’t dare to question Brother Yuan anymore. I’ve been slapped in the face too many times and it hurts]
[Brother Yuan, what you say is unfounded. If you have the ability, it will rain directly in the north]
Faced with the doubts from netizens, Ning Yuan directly agreed.
In order to alleviate the drought in the north, praying for rain is imperative.
If you can use this to increase netizens' trust in you, that would be even better.
"Okay, I'll prepare some props right away. You guys give me likes first. The live broadcast room has now exceeded 5 million people. If you give me [-] million likes, praying for rain will start right away." Ning Yuan said, not forgetting to win over a group of people. Popularity.
[Okay, okay, let’s give you likes from both phones]
[The guy upstairs, just spoil him]
[If you dare to like it now, won’t you dare to follow it in the future? 】
【Makes sense】
……
Netizens brag and laugh.
On the other side, Ning Yuan took the live broadcast mobile phone and walked out of the office.
"Zhang Shan, go and buy some incense burners and candles for me. This is the list." Ning Yuan threw a piece of paper to Zhang Shan.
Zhang Shan took it and looked at it, confused: "Director, do you really want to pray for rain?"
"Yeah... huh? How do you know? You're watching my live broadcast at work, right?" Ning Yuan said angrily.
"Uh, let's not talk about this. Director, you want incense sticks, right? Let's not delay, I will buy them right away." Zhang Shan said, and ran out of Huai'an Bureau with two colleagues.
Soon, three people came back with a lot of things.
Ning Yuan has been waiting at the door for a long time.
"No need to carry them in, just place them here at the door." Ning Yuan pointed to the large square at the entrance of Huai'an Bureau.
"Uh, here?" Zhang Shan's face froze.
After all, this is the entrance to the Huai'an Bureau. Is it really okay to put something like this that symbolizes feudalism?
[Bentong is very angry]
【Ben Tong wants to run away from home】
【Ding dong! 】
[Your system has sent you an unbinding request. Do you agree? 】
"If you don't agree, get out." Ning Yuan said calmly.
【Ah ah ah】
……
The system was incompetent and furious for a long time. It stopped when Ning Yuan returned home.
Ning Yuan turned on the TV and clicked on the sports channel.
Discovery Sports Channel is showing the National Football Team vs. Peacock Kingdom.
The game has just begun.
Ning Yuan took out beer peanuts from the refrigerator, sat on the sofa, and watched the football game.
However, it has just begun, and both parties are still testing the situation. The scene is not too intense. Ning Yuan chatted leisurely with the system: "Tongzi, I want to ask you a question."
The system was weak and said: [Say]
Ning Yuan said: "Why did you take the initiative to remind me to save the unconscious girl today? I have never seen you so kind-hearted."
[That’s because you don’t understand me, I’m very kind, okay?]
"Ok?"
[Well, it’s actually because your host is free for this month.]
“Has this month’s limited edition awesomeness been updated? Let me see.”
Ning Yuan opened the system's light curtain.
I found that the first awesome thing above is.
【Life Detector】
[Life detector: can detect people in danger within a radius of five miles]
[According to the level of danger, the system will issue blue warning, yellow warning, orange warning and red warning]
[The highest level of red alert means that personnel will be exposed to fatal external threats]
[When a red alert appears, the system will automatically notify the host and the host cannot turn on Do Not Disturb]
[As for whether the host launches a rescue operation, it is up to the host to decide, and this system will not intervene]
"Oh, let me ask you why you reminded me to save people. It turned out to be because of this. That girl today is a red alert, right?" Ning Yuan suddenly realized.
【You are really smart】
"Thank you."
Ning Yuan then looked down at the second awesome one.
【The man who loves to play with fire】
[The man who loves to play with fire: born in the fire storm, the descendant of the sun god, the messenger of light, the one who breaks the darkness, the one who does not burn, the Flame Emperor who protects the whole territory, Ning Yuan]
"What is this?" Ning Yuan was confused.
What titles do these come from?
Why is it longer than Long Ma's?
The system said: [In the next month, no one will play with fire better than you. Even if you soar into the sky and stand side by side with the sun, the sun will not melt you]
"Well, it sounds very good, but what's the use? Who has nothing to do to play with fire, can you give me some practical awesomeness?" Ning Yuan said speechlessly.
[It’s all free, so don’t have so many requirements, okay?]
"alright."
Ning Yuan then looked down at the second awesome one.
[Magical power of praying for rain]
[The magical power of praying for rain: It is the orthodox magical power of Taoist practice. If you learn this magical power, you will be like worshiping the Dragon King, and it will rain wherever you want.]
"Frog Qu, that's not bad. It hasn't rained in Huai'an for a long time. It's good to have another rain." Ning Yuan nodded with satisfaction.
"Let's stop here for today's tour of the system..." Before Ning Yuan could finish speaking, the system interrupted.
System: [There will be more later]
"What else?"
[It’s so awesome that it’s free]
"Isn't there three?" Ning Yuan asked.
[Didn’t I upgrade? Is it okay to have one more for free?]
"This is great." Ning Yuan wished he could get a little more awesome with limited exemptions.
Ning Yuan opened the next awesome one.
The findings are:
[I can see Douyin hot searches one hour later]
"Ok?"
“Looking at hot searches?”
Ning Yuan blinked.
How can I say this skill?
Call it tasteless, but it can see the future.
Call it useless, it can only look into the future one hour later.
How big is the difference between hot searches one hour ago and one hour later?
Ning Yuan picked up the mobile phone beside him: "Tongzi, I want to see the hot searches in an hour."
[Look, it’s already been arranged]
"Well, not bad." Ning Yuan praised and clicked on Douyin.
Click the magnifying glass in the upper right corner. This is Douyin’s search box.
I immediately saw the Douyin hot list.
[1. Hot, the national football team swept the Peacocks 5:1]
【2.某醉酒的男大学生,买了国足5:1的比分,赔率1200:1,怒赚1个亿】
[3. Huaxizi issued an apology]
【4. Daolang releases new song Nanke】
[5. A famous female singer heard Daolang singing and fainted in the toilet again from crying]
[6. A certain Tong wears a ring on her hand]
[7. A certain Lin showed off three bowls of dinner]
……
Hot searches are a series of lists, and you can see the top 30 most popular news.
Ning Yuan was shocked when he saw the first piece of news.
"Damn it, is the national football team so strong?"
Ning Yuan looked at the sports channel on TV in disbelief. It had been 30 minutes since the game started, and it was still 0:0.
I really can't see the potential of the national football team to sweep the Peacocks.
But the result is this, you have to believe it if you don’t believe it.
"It seems like this awesome thing has some effect. At least if I buy football lottery tickets now, I can make a fortune."
"I don't know if I buy a 5:1 score now for 100 million. Will the casino owner run away overnight at a loss?"
Ning Yuan thought secretly.
the next day.
When Ning Yuan came to Huai'an Bureau, he found Zhang Shan with a downcast face.
Not only Zhang Shan, but also several young security guards were like this.
Ning Yuan smiled and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
An ugly smile appeared at the corner of Zhang Shan's mouth: "The national football team won, but I lost. I finally bought the ball once, but I didn't expect that the national football team made me lose so completely."
"You still buy football. Is this something that a public official can do? Go down and write a 3000-word review for me and hand it over before lunch." Ning Yuan said.
"No, Director, I was wrong."
……
morning.
Ning Yuan is running a live broadcast, chatting with netizens.
At the beginning, we talked about the national football team, saying that the national football team had finally risen to prominence.
Then while chatting, the topic fell on the recent severe drought in northern Daxia.
[Oh, it hasn’t rained for two months]
[You are only two months old, and I am already four months old]
[The water level of the reservoir in my hometown has dropped by half]
[I envy those of you who have reservoirs in your hometown. The reservoir built in my home is almost dry. Even daily drinking is a problem. The laborer has not taken a bath in three months]
[Holy shit, are you so awesome?]
[Alas, if it doesn’t rain, the crops may be reduced by more than half]
[According to this drought method, it is already settled that the harvest will not stop]
[Xiao Qin from the Meteorological Bureau: According to satellite cloud maps, there will be no rain in northern Daxia in the next two months]
[Oh my God, how can one live like this?]
Everyone in the comment section was talking about the severe drought in the north, and Ning Yuan naturally saw it.
Drought?
Can I tolerate it?
I just learned the magical power of praying for rain.
"Ahem, brothers." Ning Yuan coughed, which immediately attracted the attention of tens of millions of netizens in the entire live broadcast room.
[Brother Yuan, is your throat uncomfortable? 】
"Can you be discerning? I have something to announce." Ning Yuan complained angrily.
【What is the announcement? 】
[Didn’t you see that our brothers were discussing national affairs? Can you pay attention to the occasion?]
[Yes, Brother Yuan, the brothers are talking, could you please stop interrupting. 】
"Frog Qu, this is my live broadcast room, okay," Ning Yuan said with his eyes widened, "I really have something serious to tell you."
[Okay, let me give you a chance to talk about it]
"Okay, thank you."
Ning Yuan's expression instantly became solemn: "Now that things have happened, I don't want to hide it from you anymore. In fact, I am a heavenly master."
The live broadcast room was silent.
Netizens who didn’t understand started asking.
[What is a Heavenly Master? 】
[I don’t know, looking at Brother Yuan’s expression, he must be a very awesome person]
[Indeed, if you are not awesome, it is not worth bragging about Brother Yuan]
[Let me do some popular science. The Celestial Master is a Taoist sect. There are several schools in the Taoist sect, and each school will introduce a Celestial Master.]
[When a Taoist priest reaches a very advanced level and can overwhelm everyone in the same school, he can be called the Celestial Master of that school, and then he can wear purple robes]
[So, when you see some Taoist priests wearing purple robes outside, they are very powerful]
[Frog funny, there is still such a saying]
[Brother Yuan, since you said you are a heavenly master, you must be very powerful]
Ning Yuan rubbed his head in embarrassment: "I don't know if praying for rain is powerful."
[Xiao Qin from the Meteorological Bureau: Don’t tell us that you can pray for rain]
"Congratulations on your guess, I know how to pray for rain." Ning Yuan said.
[Xiao Qin from the Meteorological Bureau: I am laughing so hard. I have studied meteorology for 4 years. You said you can pray for rain, and everyone laughs at him]
After Xiao Qin finished speaking, the barrage area was quiet.
Xiao Qin realized something was wrong
[Xiao Qin from Meteorological Bureau: Huh? Why don’t you laugh]
[Xiao Qin from the Meteorological Bureau: Smile, smile for me quickly]
Finally, some netizens spoke.
[I’m not sure whether Brother Yuan is bragging, let’s take a look]
[I don’t dare to question Brother Yuan anymore. I’ve been slapped in the face too many times and it hurts]
[Brother Yuan, what you say is unfounded. If you have the ability, it will rain directly in the north]
Faced with the doubts from netizens, Ning Yuan directly agreed.
In order to alleviate the drought in the north, praying for rain is imperative.
If you can use this to increase netizens' trust in you, that would be even better.
"Okay, I'll prepare some props right away. You guys give me likes first. The live broadcast room has now exceeded 5 million people. If you give me [-] million likes, praying for rain will start right away." Ning Yuan said, not forgetting to win over a group of people. Popularity.
[Okay, okay, let’s give you likes from both phones]
[The guy upstairs, just spoil him]
[If you dare to like it now, won’t you dare to follow it in the future? 】
【Makes sense】
……
Netizens brag and laugh.
On the other side, Ning Yuan took the live broadcast mobile phone and walked out of the office.
"Zhang Shan, go and buy some incense burners and candles for me. This is the list." Ning Yuan threw a piece of paper to Zhang Shan.
Zhang Shan took it and looked at it, confused: "Director, do you really want to pray for rain?"
"Yeah... huh? How do you know? You're watching my live broadcast at work, right?" Ning Yuan said angrily.
"Uh, let's not talk about this. Director, you want incense sticks, right? Let's not delay, I will buy them right away." Zhang Shan said, and ran out of Huai'an Bureau with two colleagues.
Soon, three people came back with a lot of things.
Ning Yuan has been waiting at the door for a long time.
"No need to carry them in, just place them here at the door." Ning Yuan pointed to the large square at the entrance of Huai'an Bureau.
"Uh, here?" Zhang Shan's face froze.
After all, this is the entrance to the Huai'an Bureau. Is it really okay to put something like this that symbolizes feudalism?
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