One person and three immortal beasts sat around the table and started playing mahjong in real life.

Lu Feng took out another pack of Huazi from the snuff bottle, and a fairy beast handed out one, "Here, smoke!"

"Lu Feng, what is this?" Monkey asked in confusion.

"Brother Monkey, this is Hua Zi. Light it up and take a deep breath, inhale it into your lungs, and exhale it out through your nose. It's very sour and refreshing. Look at me like this..." Lu Feng said.

Lu Feng demonstrated to them, looking as if he was in a state of ecstasy.

The monkey also imitated Lu Feng and took a deep breath.

"Ahem..." The monkey choked and coughed.

"Hahaha... you stupid monkey, it feels so good to see me like this..." Big Bear teased.

"Monkey, you can't do it. None of us got choked, but you didn't learn. This kid is so interesting..." Bee Fairy said with disdain.

"I'm so angry. If I don't believe it, I can't learn it..." the monkey said angrily.

He was no worse than them. They smoked so comfortably that he choked...

The monkey squirted a few more times, and then slowly got used to it.

"Lu Feng, give me another one, it will be gone after a few strokes..." the monkey said.

"Smoking is harmful to health, smoke less..." Lu Feng advised.

"What are you afraid of? We are all immortals. If there is anything else that can harm our health, just smoke without worry..." said the monkey.

Lu Feng was worried that they would stop smoking. As long as they smoked, he would cure their addiction first. After they became addicted one by one, why not beg for it himself?

"What a fool... all of them touch themselves, hahaha..." Big Bear laughed.

Lu Feng was stunned. Is this the novice protection period? He touched himself all the time so quickly...

"Eh... I'm crazy too..." Bee Fairy said.

"Fengxian, you are a liar, hahaha..." the monkey laughed.

"That's right, you don't even have any cards, you're just cheating..." Lu Feng said.

"What should I do if I cheat?" Bee Immortal asked in frustration.

I finally touched myself once, but it turned out to be a scam, and my mood suddenly fell from heaven to rock bottom...

"You have to pay three families for cheating. Fortunately, we won't fight or anything. We'll do it again..." Lu Feng said.

Except for Lu Feng, the three immortal beasts took turns playing tricks. The mood of the three of them suddenly fell to the bottom, and then became excited. It was like riding a roller coaster. Their moods went up and down...

It’s much more enjoyable than the dull days before…

"Lu Feng, you're not good at this. You keep firing off cannons without any care..." the monkey said with disdain.

"That's right, we are already better than our opponents. The three of us have been playing tricks all the time. Only Lu Feng has no tricks and keeps firing..." Da Xiong said.

Lu Feng looked depressed on the surface, but in fact he was very excited. He was worried that they would not have fun. If they did not have fun, how would they implement the next plan?

Lu Feng distributed flowers to them and fired cannons at the same time.

"Thirty thousand!" Lu Feng said.

"Hahaha... Thirty thousand cards in one color, what a fool!" the monkey laughed.

"Hahaha...Nine Lotus Lanterns, what a fool!" Bee Fairy laughed.

"Hahaha...Four dark engravings, fishing for 30,000 yuan alone!" Big Bear flipped the cards excitedly.

"Lu Feng, you can fire three times in one shot, you can't do this..." the monkey mocked.

Lu Feng pushed the cards and said angrily, "If you don't play, you won't play. It's boring..."

"Lu Feng, you can't be like this. You just got a little excited and you stop fighting now. If it doesn't work, come again..." Da Xiong said dissatisfied.

"Lu Feng, fight for a while longer, fight for a while longer, nothing will happen anyway..." Bee Fairy advised.

"Lu Feng, you stopped fighting in the middle of the fight, which made me feel itchy. Come and fight again, otherwise I won't be able to get enough..." said the monkey.

"It's mainly because it's for entertainment. It's not interesting at all. It's not fun, it makes me sleepy..." Lu Feng said.

He looked like he was giving up on fighting.

"Lu Feng, you can't do this. You're teaching us how to play mahjong and you don't want to play mahjong yourself. No, no, no, no..." said the monkey.

He was lucky, how could he do it without fighting?

"Lu Feng, how about you before you are willing to continue fighting with us?" Da Xiong asked.

"Mainly, those who play entertainment are not very enthusiastic. If you want to fight, then fight for real. There must be a stake!" Lu Feng said.

The three fairy beasts looked at each other in confusion. There must be a bet, but they had never played before.

"Lu Feng, we have just learned how to play betting next time..." Bee Fairy said.

"Yes, we are not familiar with it yet. Next time we play betting, let's get familiar with it first..." Big Bear said.

"I don't care, I'm just lucky, I'm not afraid at all..." Monkey said confidently.

"You see, you have fooled so many times, are you still afraid of me? I am so unlucky today, and if you make money, it is also for me. And we only play small things. If I lose, I will give you a piece of gold." Double the base, Brother Monkey, how about you lose a peach?" Lu Feng said.

"A peach, just play with the water. I have so many peaches here, I can't lose them all, I can't lose them all..." the monkey said grandly.

"As for you, Fairy Bee, losing is just a piece of honey. To you, that's nothing..." Lu Feng said.

The Bee Fairy became embarrassed. A piece of honey was indeed nothing to him, but what if he lost a hundred or a thousand yuan?

"Bee Fairy, don't let me look down on you. How much is a piece of honey? Promise quickly and start early..." said the monkey.

"Okay, if Big Bear agrees, I will come..." Bee Fairy said.

"Don't look at me, I have nothing. Unless you let me steal some honey and peaches first, I have nothing to lose..." Big Bear said.

The monkey and the bee fairy glared at the monkey with a warning look. If he dared to steal, they would start a war immediately without hesitation...

Big Bear spread his paws and said, "If you don't let me steal, then there's nothing I can do. I don't have anything, so you can't just let me have sex for nothing, right?"

"No, you do. As long as you are willing, it doesn't matter..." Lu Feng said with a bad smile.

"Do I have it? What do I have?" Big Bear asked in confusion.

He doesn't even know what he has, but Lu Feng actually knows it. Isn't this funny?

"You have meat, you have bear paws. If you lose, how about losing a piece of meat or a bear paw? Do you want to play or not?" Lu Feng said.

"Hmph! If you don't want to play, you actually want me to cut off my flesh again!" Big Bear snorted coldly.

"How can you say that? You are the one who will not lose the most. After all, it will grow again. What are you afraid of? Besides, you may not lose. You may make a lot of honey. Don't steal it in the future..." Lu Feng said.

"That's right, you coward, you only have two ounces of meat. You have more, and you don't lose a bit. I may not be happy with it..." Monkey said with disdain.

"You have to think about it from another angle, what if you win a lot of honey? Don't you have any confidence in yourself..." Lu Feng said.


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