Tomb Robbery: Immortality starts from Laojiumen

"[I am Guanyin, not the Virgin] initiated a live broadcast."

"[Chang'e, the number one DJ in the fairy world] enters the live broadcast room."

"[The Taotie who can never have enough to eat] enters the live broadcast room."

"[Gou Xiongling Yiba Bald Qiang] enters the live broadcast room."

"[Old and serious Jade Emperor] enters the live broadcast room."

"..."

It was rare for Cong Ye to see Master Guanyin initiate a live broadcast. He was lying on the bed at the Crescent Hotel and entered the live broadcast room without hesitation.

"Ooooooooooo!"

"Murder!"

"It's so cruel!"

Before Cong Ye could see the picture clearly, his eardrums were shattered by the sound of crying.

He wiped the non-existent dust on the screen and saw clearly what happened in Guanyin Master's live broadcast room.

A lake as clear as a mirror stretches to the sky. The water and sky are the same color. A lotus pedestal floats on the lake, faintly showing golden light.

On the largest lotus seat, the female body of Guanyin is wearing a lotus crown, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes. What is extremely inconsistent with her image is her current actions.

The proud and arrogant red boy in the group was currently lying on her lap, his bare buttocks covered with bright red slap marks.

Cong Ye: "..."

I was still sanctioned.

"[Peach Merchant Queen Mother of the West] rewards [I am Guanyin, not the Virgin] with seven wolves in the live broadcast room."

"[Peach Merchant Queen Mother of the West]: Slap this damn boy hard."

"[Xu Xian's Lady Bai Suzhen]: The Queen Mother is still kind."

"[The No. [-] DJ in the Fairyland, Chang'e]: @Xuxianniangzibaisuzhen, are you serious?"

"[Xu Xian's Lady Bai Suzhen]: Of course I am serious. Red Boy is naughty and the Queen Mother also has good intentions. I hope Master Guanyin can give her a good education."

"[Fan Jin who went crazy and recovered]: This time I support the White Snake. If I had been studying hard in the cold window, if someone could have used the Seven Wolves to supervise me, I wouldn't have been admitted to the scholar's examination after I was over fifty."

"[Old and Serious Jade Emperor] Is this the wolf culture of the human world? It's so awesome! @Crazy and Recovered Fan Jin"

"[Lin Daiyu uproots the weeping willow]: I don't think so. The imperial examination depends on talent. The effect is the same whether there are seven wolves or not."

"[Fan Jin who went crazy and recovered]: Are you conceiving me? @林daiyu uproots the weeping willow"

"[Lin Daiyu pulls up the weeping willow]: How can you miss me so much? I am clearly expressing my own opinions. Could it be that this group can no longer accommodate me? {Crying}{Crying}"

"[Fan Jin who went crazy and recovered] has been offline."

"[Dragon tendons, please look for me Nezha]: Am I the only one curious about what the seven wolves are?"

"[Nezha's ex, Fairy Ziwei]: I told you not to think about playing mahjong all day long. Playing mahjong will damage your brain!"

"[Nezha, the treacherous son, I, Li Jing, hold the pagoda in my hand]: Yes, you can tell he is playing mahjong just by looking at it!"

"[Dragon tendon cramps, please look for me, Nezha]:..."

"[I'm the Lotus Fairy, not the White Lotus Fairy]: @龙 tendon please look for me Nezha. Do you still remember the belt you made from the dragon tendon of the Third Prince of the East China Sea?"

"[Dragon tendons, please look for me Nezha]: Of course I remember, that was my battle to become famous!"

"[I, the King of Hell, have given up my job]: It's up to you to be the King of Hell!"

"[Dragon tendon cramps, please look out for me Nezha]: The king of hell is not worthy of being a dog!"

"[The No. [-] Divine Dog in the Immortal Realm, Roaring Heavenly Dog]: Don't cue me! @ Cramping Dragon Jin, please look for me Nezha"

"[Dragon tendon cramps, please look at me Nezha]: Does a dead dog still have a temper?"

"[I'm not Yang Jian, I'm Erlang Shenjun]: @拉龙jin please look for me Nezha {smile}"

"[Chang'e, the No. [-] DJ in the Fairyland]: Hahahaha @嫦婷 Please look for me Nezha. Guess how I broke up with Erlang at that time? It was because I called Roaring Sky Dog a dead dog, and he called my Jade Rabbit spicy. Rabbit head!”

"[Nezha's ex, Ziwei Fairy]:...I remember you two said before that you are very qualified @仙世界第一 DJ嫦娥@I am not Yang Jian, I am Erlang Shenjun."

"[Chang'e, the number one DJ in the fairy world]: Have I ever said this? Erlang~"

"[I'm not Yang Jian, I'm Erlang Shenjun]: Anyway, I remember you never said that."

"[Nezha's ex, Ziwei Fairy]: Then I have no choice but to take out my screenshot."

"[The No. [-] DJ in the Fairyland, Chang'e] has been offline."

"[I am not Yang Jian, I am Erlang Shenjun] has been offline."

"[Nezha's predecessor, Fairy Ziwei]: Ha."

At this time, Master Guanyin said to the rolling barrage:

"Everyone, Hong Boy has been accepted as my disciple. Today's beating can be regarded as a relief for you all."

The voice of Guanyin Master is like the light bells coming from the top of the distant snow-capped mountains.

The reverberation lingered in Cong Ye's ears, making him drowsy.

How about making voice calls with Master Guanyin to help you sleep in the future?

Cong Ye had a vicious thought in his mind.

"[I am your mother Nuwa]: Don't worry, if he makes mistakes in the future, I will naturally help you take action!"

"[Peach Merchant Queen Mother of the West]: metoo."

"[Matsu, who is proficient in multiple languages]: Oh my God! I didn't expect that besides me, there is one person in the group who can speak English!"

"[Peach Merchant Queen Mother of the West]: Get away."

"[Mazu who is proficient in multiple languages]: Yes, sir!"

"[Peach Merchant Queen Mother of the West]: Too bad!"

Cong also glanced at Hong Boy's eyes covered with tears, then at his butt that was whipped into the Kardashian family by Master Guanyin, and looked at his bare soles.

Hong Hai'er keeps her feet bare. Is she really not afraid of slipping on the lotus leaves and lotus seats?

Cong Ye suddenly thought that Red Boy was the son of Princess Iron Fan and the Bull Demon King, so he wouldn't...

"Sea bull!" (Spanish: Oh, fuck.)

Accompanied by the sound of falling water.

Hong Hai'er disappeared into the lotus pond.

"[Spanish navigator Columbus]: whathappen? Why does he speak our Spanish?"

"[Peach Merchant Queen Mother of the West]: Where did the foreign devil come from?"

"[Spanish navigator Columbus]: Dear Queen Mother of the West, I am Columbus, the navigator from Spain. I am very famous."

"[Peach Merchant Queen Mother of the West]: Never heard of it."

"[Spanish navigator Columbus]:..."

Red Boy's head resurfaced.

The child has good eyesight and saw Columbus in the barrage at a glance.

"Damn it, my father, the Bull Demon King, has been fascinated by a vampire from Spain recently!"

“Forcing us all to learn Spanish!”

"[Spanish navigator Columbus]: Oh! My little baby! Spanish is the most beautiful language in the world!"

"[Peach Merchant Queen Mother of the West]: Get lost!"

"[I am Guanyin, not the Virgin] kicked [Spanish navigator Columbus] out of the group chat."

Cong Ye: "..."

Where did Columbus come from?