Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.
Chapter 857 Even if humans are immoral, monkeys are also immoral.
"Why haven't you come yet?"
A lieutenant on the plateau looked at his watch and raised his head anxiously: "Logically speaking, it should be here, it's too slow!"
A second lieutenant next to him smiled bitterly: "Squad leader, don't blame them."
"We didn't even give them the coordinates. They have to rely on the approximate location to find us. It's not easy to find this place..."
The lieutenant clenched his fists in anger.
Without a positioning device, he could only rely on his watch to point it at the sun, and combine it with surrounding reference objects to give an approximate coordinate.
I don’t know how far it differs from reality.
Maybe the helicopter was near them, but it just couldn't find them.
"Fortunately, we still have a lot of time before it gets dark." The second lieutenant consoled him, "It's okay to be a little late."
The lieutenant said worriedly: "I'm just afraid of being discovered by other units. What if I shoot them down with a rocket launcher? Then we have nothing?"
"No way." The second lieutenant said with a smile: "Now everyone's common enemy is the troops ambushing outside. At this time, there is internal fighting. Is there something wrong with your brain?"
"I'm just afraid someone is mentally ill!" the lieutenant sighed.
"Squad leader, look!" a soldier suddenly shouted.
The lieutenant looked up at the sky excitedly, but there was nothing in the sky: "What are you looking at?"
"look here!"
The soldier pointed to the side in surprise, and everyone turned to look over.
I saw one monkey hugging another monkey, jumping near them, grinning at them, not knowing what he wanted to express.
"monkey?"
The lieutenant's eyes widened: "Are there any monkeys on this bare mountain?"
The second lieutenant and Monk Zhang Er were also confused: "There should be no monkeys in this place. Aren't these two monkeys afraid of the cold here?"
Just when they were surprised, the monkey put the little female monkey down.
Let the Queen Mother face her back and press her head on the stone.
Everyone was confused: "What is this monkey going to do?"
Just when they were confused, the monkey grinned at them, and then began the monkey-making plan.
"Fuck!!"
Everyone was so shocked that they were scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
Is this a live broadcast for us?
Encountering monkeys in these wild mountains and ridges is rare enough.
This monkey was actually still in front of them, driving live, and he was the type that the old man recommended.
Everyone was stunned at this moment.
Look at this monkey with white hair on its head. It's so energetic that it's almost an afterimage when its body shakes.
The little female monkey made a strange cry, causing everyone to have black lines on their heads.
"Is this thing making fun of us?"
"He must be provoking us and thinking we are all a bunch of bachelors!"
"Get out of here, you damn monkey, get out of here and go play somewhere else!"
The lieutenant picked up a stone from the ground and was about to throw it over.
Suddenly, there was the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground from behind.
He turned his head sharply, his eyes almost popping out of his head.
I don't know when a group of people suddenly appeared behind me, licking their tongues and rubbing their chins with evil smiles on their faces.
And the people on his side have all been knocked down by them silently.
Before he could react, a fist suddenly enlarged rapidly in front of him.
With a bang, it hit his midriff directly.
The huge force knocked him flying out of place, and he fell heavily two meters away.
The lieutenant felt as if his head had been hit by a hammer, and his eyes were filled with gold stars.
The next second, a knife was placed across his neck: "I'm sorry, Lieutenant, you're dead!"
……
After a while, more than a dozen soldiers from the plateau were stripped of their clothes, only wearing their training uniforms, and were thrown into a corner in a bundle.
Each of them stared at the person in front of them, their eyes full of knife-like eyes.
Lin Hui smiled and threw a banana to the monkey king, and then gave a peach to the little female monkey next to him.
He patted the monkey's head and said, "Brother Monkey, you have done great service again. When you go back, I will build a bigger palace for you so that you can become the real Monkey King."
The monkey grinned at him happily, then hugged the little female monkey and happily ate the fruit.
The lieutenant was so angry that his eyes burned: "You are so despicable. You let two monkeys do that to attract us. You are despicable and shameless!"
The second lieutenant on the side was also furious: "What kind of tactic is this? You let the monkeys come out to trick us into taking the bait. You are abusing animals!"
A soldier next to him whispered: "This monkey seems to be voluntary, and they gave him food afterward, so it doesn't seem to be abuse..."
"Shut up!" The two of them spat on his face.
Lin Hui walked up to them with a smile: "Brothers in the plateau war zone, as the saying goes, the game is the battlefield. When you get here, you have to be 120 percent alert."
"Two monkeys can attract you by doing something. How vigilant are you?"
"I'm teaching you, giving you a lesson. There's no need to be polite to me."
"Who are you being so polite to?" A group of people stared at him fiercely.
Lin Hui chuckled: "Put their clothes on and wait for the helicopter to arrive."
"Yes."
The others laughed mischievously, and Jiang Liang also put on his clothes with a smile.
"Despicable, shameless, inferior..."
Chen Erhu directly stuffed a stone the size of a cow excrement egg into the guy's mouth, and then sealed it with tape.
Soldiers from other plateaus also suffered the same treatment, and kept screaming.
"Stop yelling. There's no point in exchanging. Your things are ours now."
Lin Hui smiled like a fox and waved his hand: "Everyone spread out and wait quietly for their helicopter to arrive!"
"Yes!"
……
In the referee department.
Everyone in front of the screen had their eyes twitching uncontrollably.
Even Xu Qianshan blushed and his eyes twitched wildly.
Even after beating him to death, he didn't expect that Lin Hui actually had this skill?
"Xu Qianshan!" Plateau Commander Xiao Jianshu pointed at him fiercely: "Is this how you fucking teach your soldiers? You, you, you, you are simply a dirty bastard, and your roots are here!"
Others also stared at Xu Qianshan unceremoniously.
Even Fu Jingshan looked at him with strange eyes.
Xu Qianshan's face turned red, and he stumbled and said: "The military and civilians are one family, and the military and military monkeys are also one family. My soldiers can get along well with the animals. This is a good thing!"
"If they encountered real enemies, wouldn't they be fooled?"
"This is also a special method, this is their skill!"
Everyone looked strange when they heard this.
Indeed, no one would be confused after seeing this scene.
Two monkeys suddenly appeared on the battlefield and unleashed their instincts in front of a group of people.
Not to mention the gang from the plateau, even if it were them, they would probably take a few more curious glances.
After all, people are always full of infinite curiosity about new things and have a strong desire to explore.
"You fart!" Xiao Jianshu roared: "You are just obscene, obscene!"
Xu Qianshan simply stopped pretending and raised his head proudly: "Whatever you say, it's a war. As long as you can win, do you care if I'm a low-class person or a high-class person?"
He looked at Fu Jingshan: "Leader, is there nothing wrong with doing this? We haven't violated the rules, right?"
Fu Jingshan coughed awkwardly: "It does not violate any principles..."
"Leader, you can't favor them like this!" Commander Gao Yuan said angrily.
Fu Jingshan smiled bitterly: "I really can't see what the problem is."
"She has the ability to make monkeys listen to her, and she also has the ability to make your people relax their vigilance. What do you think is the problem?"
"This, this, this..." Commander Gaoyuan was so angry that he had nothing to say and could only stare at Xu Qianshan fiercely.
Xu Qianshan raised his head proudly, his face full of pride.
Everyone else rolled their eyes at him.
Now they really want to inform their team if they can.
Not only should we pay attention to those wicked things in the southwest, but we should also pay attention to those two wicked monkeys.
His grandma is really hard to guard against!
15 minutes passed quickly.
In the mountain col, Lin Hui hid behind a stone and faintly heard a roaring sound in the sky.
He looked up and saw a faint warm yellow halo in the blue sky. There was not even a bird in the sky.
After a while, a helicopter flew over from the mountain on the left.
"Get ready, they are coming." Lin Hui shouted.
A dozen plateau soldiers who were tied up were so angry that they shed tears: What the hell is this?
A lieutenant on the plateau looked at his watch and raised his head anxiously: "Logically speaking, it should be here, it's too slow!"
A second lieutenant next to him smiled bitterly: "Squad leader, don't blame them."
"We didn't even give them the coordinates. They have to rely on the approximate location to find us. It's not easy to find this place..."
The lieutenant clenched his fists in anger.
Without a positioning device, he could only rely on his watch to point it at the sun, and combine it with surrounding reference objects to give an approximate coordinate.
I don’t know how far it differs from reality.
Maybe the helicopter was near them, but it just couldn't find them.
"Fortunately, we still have a lot of time before it gets dark." The second lieutenant consoled him, "It's okay to be a little late."
The lieutenant said worriedly: "I'm just afraid of being discovered by other units. What if I shoot them down with a rocket launcher? Then we have nothing?"
"No way." The second lieutenant said with a smile: "Now everyone's common enemy is the troops ambushing outside. At this time, there is internal fighting. Is there something wrong with your brain?"
"I'm just afraid someone is mentally ill!" the lieutenant sighed.
"Squad leader, look!" a soldier suddenly shouted.
The lieutenant looked up at the sky excitedly, but there was nothing in the sky: "What are you looking at?"
"look here!"
The soldier pointed to the side in surprise, and everyone turned to look over.
I saw one monkey hugging another monkey, jumping near them, grinning at them, not knowing what he wanted to express.
"monkey?"
The lieutenant's eyes widened: "Are there any monkeys on this bare mountain?"
The second lieutenant and Monk Zhang Er were also confused: "There should be no monkeys in this place. Aren't these two monkeys afraid of the cold here?"
Just when they were surprised, the monkey put the little female monkey down.
Let the Queen Mother face her back and press her head on the stone.
Everyone was confused: "What is this monkey going to do?"
Just when they were confused, the monkey grinned at them, and then began the monkey-making plan.
"Fuck!!"
Everyone was so shocked that they were scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
Is this a live broadcast for us?
Encountering monkeys in these wild mountains and ridges is rare enough.
This monkey was actually still in front of them, driving live, and he was the type that the old man recommended.
Everyone was stunned at this moment.
Look at this monkey with white hair on its head. It's so energetic that it's almost an afterimage when its body shakes.
The little female monkey made a strange cry, causing everyone to have black lines on their heads.
"Is this thing making fun of us?"
"He must be provoking us and thinking we are all a bunch of bachelors!"
"Get out of here, you damn monkey, get out of here and go play somewhere else!"
The lieutenant picked up a stone from the ground and was about to throw it over.
Suddenly, there was the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground from behind.
He turned his head sharply, his eyes almost popping out of his head.
I don't know when a group of people suddenly appeared behind me, licking their tongues and rubbing their chins with evil smiles on their faces.
And the people on his side have all been knocked down by them silently.
Before he could react, a fist suddenly enlarged rapidly in front of him.
With a bang, it hit his midriff directly.
The huge force knocked him flying out of place, and he fell heavily two meters away.
The lieutenant felt as if his head had been hit by a hammer, and his eyes were filled with gold stars.
The next second, a knife was placed across his neck: "I'm sorry, Lieutenant, you're dead!"
……
After a while, more than a dozen soldiers from the plateau were stripped of their clothes, only wearing their training uniforms, and were thrown into a corner in a bundle.
Each of them stared at the person in front of them, their eyes full of knife-like eyes.
Lin Hui smiled and threw a banana to the monkey king, and then gave a peach to the little female monkey next to him.
He patted the monkey's head and said, "Brother Monkey, you have done great service again. When you go back, I will build a bigger palace for you so that you can become the real Monkey King."
The monkey grinned at him happily, then hugged the little female monkey and happily ate the fruit.
The lieutenant was so angry that his eyes burned: "You are so despicable. You let two monkeys do that to attract us. You are despicable and shameless!"
The second lieutenant on the side was also furious: "What kind of tactic is this? You let the monkeys come out to trick us into taking the bait. You are abusing animals!"
A soldier next to him whispered: "This monkey seems to be voluntary, and they gave him food afterward, so it doesn't seem to be abuse..."
"Shut up!" The two of them spat on his face.
Lin Hui walked up to them with a smile: "Brothers in the plateau war zone, as the saying goes, the game is the battlefield. When you get here, you have to be 120 percent alert."
"Two monkeys can attract you by doing something. How vigilant are you?"
"I'm teaching you, giving you a lesson. There's no need to be polite to me."
"Who are you being so polite to?" A group of people stared at him fiercely.
Lin Hui chuckled: "Put their clothes on and wait for the helicopter to arrive."
"Yes."
The others laughed mischievously, and Jiang Liang also put on his clothes with a smile.
"Despicable, shameless, inferior..."
Chen Erhu directly stuffed a stone the size of a cow excrement egg into the guy's mouth, and then sealed it with tape.
Soldiers from other plateaus also suffered the same treatment, and kept screaming.
"Stop yelling. There's no point in exchanging. Your things are ours now."
Lin Hui smiled like a fox and waved his hand: "Everyone spread out and wait quietly for their helicopter to arrive!"
"Yes!"
……
In the referee department.
Everyone in front of the screen had their eyes twitching uncontrollably.
Even Xu Qianshan blushed and his eyes twitched wildly.
Even after beating him to death, he didn't expect that Lin Hui actually had this skill?
"Xu Qianshan!" Plateau Commander Xiao Jianshu pointed at him fiercely: "Is this how you fucking teach your soldiers? You, you, you, you are simply a dirty bastard, and your roots are here!"
Others also stared at Xu Qianshan unceremoniously.
Even Fu Jingshan looked at him with strange eyes.
Xu Qianshan's face turned red, and he stumbled and said: "The military and civilians are one family, and the military and military monkeys are also one family. My soldiers can get along well with the animals. This is a good thing!"
"If they encountered real enemies, wouldn't they be fooled?"
"This is also a special method, this is their skill!"
Everyone looked strange when they heard this.
Indeed, no one would be confused after seeing this scene.
Two monkeys suddenly appeared on the battlefield and unleashed their instincts in front of a group of people.
Not to mention the gang from the plateau, even if it were them, they would probably take a few more curious glances.
After all, people are always full of infinite curiosity about new things and have a strong desire to explore.
"You fart!" Xiao Jianshu roared: "You are just obscene, obscene!"
Xu Qianshan simply stopped pretending and raised his head proudly: "Whatever you say, it's a war. As long as you can win, do you care if I'm a low-class person or a high-class person?"
He looked at Fu Jingshan: "Leader, is there nothing wrong with doing this? We haven't violated the rules, right?"
Fu Jingshan coughed awkwardly: "It does not violate any principles..."
"Leader, you can't favor them like this!" Commander Gao Yuan said angrily.
Fu Jingshan smiled bitterly: "I really can't see what the problem is."
"She has the ability to make monkeys listen to her, and she also has the ability to make your people relax their vigilance. What do you think is the problem?"
"This, this, this..." Commander Gaoyuan was so angry that he had nothing to say and could only stare at Xu Qianshan fiercely.
Xu Qianshan raised his head proudly, his face full of pride.
Everyone else rolled their eyes at him.
Now they really want to inform their team if they can.
Not only should we pay attention to those wicked things in the southwest, but we should also pay attention to those two wicked monkeys.
His grandma is really hard to guard against!
15 minutes passed quickly.
In the mountain col, Lin Hui hid behind a stone and faintly heard a roaring sound in the sky.
He looked up and saw a faint warm yellow halo in the blue sky. There was not even a bird in the sky.
After a while, a helicopter flew over from the mountain on the left.
"Get ready, they are coming." Lin Hui shouted.
A dozen plateau soldiers who were tied up were so angry that they shed tears: What the hell is this?
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