Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.
Chapter 73 The red side is shocked: They are almost losing, why is it a tie?
In the bumpy car.
Wang Yong took a towel and wiped it on his face so hard that his skin was almost bald.
He raised his arm and thrust it into Chen Erhu's face: "Do you smell me anymore?"
Chen Erhu sniffed: "It seems, it smells a bit smelly, like cumin."
"cumin?"
Wang Yong was stunned for a moment: "Gasline that smells like cumin? Brother Hui, why don't you help me smell it?"
Lin Hui kicked him away with a look of disgust on his face: "Smell your mother's head, you clearly have body odor!"
Wang Yong was stunned for a moment, then smelled it again, and immediately showed an embarrassed smile; "Hey, this is called manly smell! However, it seems that there is no smell on my body anymore. Is the gasoline expired? We shouldn't be able to light it. Alright?"
Chen Erhu said worriedly: "I don't know either, but I'd better be careful and stay away from the fire. I don't want to become a roasted suckling pig."
Pfft!
The lieutenant colonel driving in front couldn't bear to listen and couldn't help laughing.
The two looked at each other with dull expressions: "Chief, why are you laughing?"
The lieutenant colonel laughed and said: "Are you two really stupid or pretending to be stupid? Why don't you have any common sense in life? Gasoline will evaporate in the air, don't you know?"
"Volatile? Will this thing evaporate?"
"I know that black fertilizers will evaporate when they turn gray, but I didn't know that this one will do the same?"
The corner of the lieutenant colonel's mouth twitched. Are you two here to make fun of you? "If you don't understand, go back and read the book. You don't understand this bit of common sense. Also, you just rinsed it with water so many times. You rinsed it off long ago, and it's still burning." What the hell!"
"It's better to light a candle than to light you!"
The two looked at each other and suddenly understood: "So that's it, the leader is more knowledgeable and knows more!"
The lieutenant colonel rolled his eyes and simply stopped talking to these two idiots.
He adjusted the rearview mirror and looked at Lin Hui in the back seat.
This guy has been looking like Maitreya Buddha since he got in the car, with a smile on his face.
The lieutenant colonel said to him: "You are really cruel. I have been a soldier for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen people like you who threaten the enemy with suicide just to avoid being beaten!"
Lin Hui chuckled: "The rabbit bites people when it is anxious, let alone four living people?"
The lieutenant colonel was surprised: "Then it's gasoline?"
Lin Hui nodded solemnly: "I would rather die standing than live on my knees. This has always been my personal principle! We represent the red side. In order to save our face and dignity, we must sacrifice our lives for justice!"
"Fuck your grandma!"
Wang Yong suddenly became furious: "Then why don't you pour gasoline on yourself? You only sacrificed our bodies to take your righteousness!"
Chen Erhu was not happy either. He almost peeed out of fright at that time: "That's right! You are so unreasonable. What if you order it for me accidentally?"
Lin Hui said with a smile: "We are all brothers, don't worry about these details. I am doing this for your sake. If I order it for myself, how uncomfortable and sad will you two be?"
Chen Erhu nodded: "If you were gone, I would definitely have to cry for several days."
Lin Hui nodded: "That's right! Besides, haven't you two been clamoring to be martyrs? I'm also trying to give you a chance."
"Originally I couldn't guarantee it, but I believe that if the fire goes down, you two will die heroically and you will be the biggest contributors. When the time comes, the country will award you awards and erect monuments, and your ashes will be buried in the Martyrs Cemetery. How glorious will it be for our ancestors?"
The two of them were confused by Lin Hui.
Something felt wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
Lin Hui didn't give them a chance to react: "Tell me, am I thinking about you? I didn't leave such a good opportunity to myself, but I left it to you!"
"You think, am I great?"
The two of them nodded stupidly: "It seems so..."
The lieutenant colonel almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
These two guys are so stupid!
After being sold, I had to help count the money.
But one thing is that the courage and courage of these four people really impressed him.
He dared to attack the Blue Army Headquarters single-handedly and cause chaos!
Especially the kid who was always smiling at the back. It was his idea from the beginning to the end. It can be said that if it weren't for him, this group of people would never have succeeded.
The lieutenant colonel looked at Lin Hui in the rearview mirror and asked, "Boy, what's your name?"
Lin Hui smiled faintly: "Reporting to the leader, my name is Lin Hui, from the 602th Tiger Regiment Sharp Knife Company [-]!"
The lieutenant colonel nodded: "It turns out he is from the Sixth Sharp Knife Company. Is it no wonder he is so smart?"
Lin Hui smiled and said, "Thank you for the compliment, chief!"
Xu Da next to him looked at him with pride in his eyes.
Thanks to this brat!
Not only did he make great contributions to the red side, but he also won glory for the Sixth Company.
Being able to be his squad leader is a blessing that I gained in my previous life.
The lieutenant colonel smiled and said: "Lin Hui, you are a new recruit. You have only been in the army for less than a year, and you know how to blow up the command vehicle. This shows that you have a deep understanding of the army. Is anyone in your family a soldier?"
Lin Hui chuckled: "No, our whole family is butchering pigs."
The lieutenant colonel was stunned: "Kill a pig?"
Chen Erhu quickly echoed: "Yes, yes, their whole family is butchering pigs. They not only kill pigs, but also raise pigs, chickens, and geese..."
Wang Yong scratched his head. How could he remember that Lin Hui seemed to have said that an uncle in his family had been a soldier?
Is it a mistake?
The lieutenant colonel's eyes twitched twice: Does your family do breeding? How could a farmer's son know so much about the military?
After all, my father is also a soldier.
Why does he feel that he doesn't know as much as Lin Hui?
……
Soon, the convoy returned to the director's shelter.
As soon as the "killed" man from the Blue Army got out of the car, he heard loud laughter in the distance.
"Yo yo yo, isn't this the commander of the Blue Army?"
"Old Jiang, why are you here? Are you here specifically to express condolences to us?"
A group of people from the red side laughed, and the leader was the deputy division commander of the red side.
Jiang Yunlong stared at him fiercely: "Why are you so excited? You have never seen a dead person?"
The deputy division commander laughed loudly: "I've seen dead people before, but I didn't expect that you would die with us. I'm so happy. Hey, Lao Jiang, where did those two dots on your chest come from? They're so unique. oh?"
Jiang Yunlong glanced down and his face suddenly turned red!
Damn Lin Hui!
It's not a good idea to shoot there. It has to be aimed at a sensitive spot.
Looking at the mocking looks of the guys on the red side, and thinking that he died so useless, his eyes turned red with anger.
I wish I could cut Lin Hui into pieces with a thousand swords!
At the same time, the chief director looked at the battle plan and then at the screen, his face full of thoughts.
The man next to him asked: "Chief, what should we do next?"
The chief director said solemnly: "Inform both the red and blue sides to stop fighting. This exercise will be a draw!"
Everyone's eyes widened in shock: "Stop?"
"Chief, did I hear you correctly?"
"The Blues are the dominant side now, right?"
"Yes, the red side only has two crippled regiments left. Together, they don't even have one-third of the strength of the blue army. How can they stop?"
The chief director snorted coldly: "The Blue Army headquarters is gone, and the entire command system is paralyzed. There is no way to issue combat orders. Each regiment below can only fight on its own."
"Although the red side has fewer troops, it occupies the terrain advantage. If the blue army had this ability, it would have taken it down long ago."
"In the absence of coordinated operations, the Blue Army will pay a heavy price if they rush to attack. Now it is polite enough to count them as a tie."
Everyone was speechless for a moment.
This battle was indeed a bit anxious.
Although the red side only has less than two regiments left, they can fight to the end with their terrain advantage.
The current Blue Army has no chain of command and is equivalent to being deaf and blind.
Without a way to complete coordinated operations, they are likely to be defeated one by one by the red team.
Even if the red side is really wiped out, the blue side will definitely suffer heavy casualties.
Injure one thousand enemies, and self-inflict eight hundred.
There is no winner in this battle at all.
It's a tie, and there seems to be no problem.
The officer next to him sighed helplessly: "I really didn't expect that it would end in this way? I originally thought that the Blue Army was sure of victory, but I really didn't expect it!"
Don't say they didn't think of it, not even the chief director himself thought of it.
Relying on a few pawns crossing the river on the red side, they forcibly ate the opponent's commander.
He took a deep breath and said, "Notify me, please take care of the four soldiers on the red side, especially the boy who is taking the lead. I want to see him when the exercise meeting is over!"
"Yes!"
After everyone left, the chief director showed a smile on his face: "I really didn't expect that..."
……
The atmosphere in the red team headquarters was extremely grim.
The chief of staff said anxiously: "Chief, the Blue Army is about to launch a strong attack from the east and west sides. What should we do?"
Lu Qingsong was also anxious and anxious.
The Blue Army mobilized all its forces to launch a general attack. This raid did not care about the cost or consequences, just to destroy them.
If they hadn't relied on the terrain advantage to deal with the opponent, they would have been destroyed more than 800 times.
But now, this method no longer works.
He took out the map and pointed at it: "This position is the weak point of the Blue Army. Only by risking our lives to break through from this direction can we have a chance of survival!"
Someone next to me said, "But if we break out from here, at least half of our people will be killed or injured?"
Lu Qingsong slapped his hand on the table: "I can't care about so much anymore. If I don't take risks, I have to stay here. This is our last chance. Even if we lose, we must not be completely wiped out!"
Everyone's eyes were full of grief and anger.
People will die in war, and exercises are actual combat.
This battle is related to the honor of the red side. Even if they know they are going to lose, they must fight tenaciously to the end!
Lu Qingsong roared angrily: "Give me the order and prepare to break out!"
"Yes!"
Everyone roared with grief and anger, looking forward to death!
But at this moment, an officer rushed in hurriedly: "Report!"
Lu Qingsong asked: "What's wrong?"
The officer raised his head and said: "Reporting to the chief, the director suddenly announced that the exercise was over and asked us to stop fighting!"
"The exercise is over?"
Lu Qingsong was confused: "This fight hasn't even started yet, why is it over? They directly announced that the Blues have won?"
The chief of staff was angry: "How could they do this! We still have so many troops. If we say it's over, it's over. Isn't it bullying? "
Just when everyone was filled with indignation, the officer said awkwardly: "Chief, the director announced that the exercise is over. The red and blue sides are tied!"
"Tie?"
Everyone's eyes widened in shock.
Even Lu Qingsong was dumbfounded: Isn’t it right? The Blues are clearly superior, so how could it be a tie?
"Is it a mistake?"
"Absolutely not!"
The officer said seriously: "The order was indeed issued by the director, and it asked both of us to stop all fighting!"
Lu Qingsong's jaw hit the ground, his face full of disbelief.
What's the matter?
We were almost losing, why are we suddenly tied?
Wang Yong took a towel and wiped it on his face so hard that his skin was almost bald.
He raised his arm and thrust it into Chen Erhu's face: "Do you smell me anymore?"
Chen Erhu sniffed: "It seems, it smells a bit smelly, like cumin."
"cumin?"
Wang Yong was stunned for a moment: "Gasline that smells like cumin? Brother Hui, why don't you help me smell it?"
Lin Hui kicked him away with a look of disgust on his face: "Smell your mother's head, you clearly have body odor!"
Wang Yong was stunned for a moment, then smelled it again, and immediately showed an embarrassed smile; "Hey, this is called manly smell! However, it seems that there is no smell on my body anymore. Is the gasoline expired? We shouldn't be able to light it. Alright?"
Chen Erhu said worriedly: "I don't know either, but I'd better be careful and stay away from the fire. I don't want to become a roasted suckling pig."
Pfft!
The lieutenant colonel driving in front couldn't bear to listen and couldn't help laughing.
The two looked at each other with dull expressions: "Chief, why are you laughing?"
The lieutenant colonel laughed and said: "Are you two really stupid or pretending to be stupid? Why don't you have any common sense in life? Gasoline will evaporate in the air, don't you know?"
"Volatile? Will this thing evaporate?"
"I know that black fertilizers will evaporate when they turn gray, but I didn't know that this one will do the same?"
The corner of the lieutenant colonel's mouth twitched. Are you two here to make fun of you? "If you don't understand, go back and read the book. You don't understand this bit of common sense. Also, you just rinsed it with water so many times. You rinsed it off long ago, and it's still burning." What the hell!"
"It's better to light a candle than to light you!"
The two looked at each other and suddenly understood: "So that's it, the leader is more knowledgeable and knows more!"
The lieutenant colonel rolled his eyes and simply stopped talking to these two idiots.
He adjusted the rearview mirror and looked at Lin Hui in the back seat.
This guy has been looking like Maitreya Buddha since he got in the car, with a smile on his face.
The lieutenant colonel said to him: "You are really cruel. I have been a soldier for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen people like you who threaten the enemy with suicide just to avoid being beaten!"
Lin Hui chuckled: "The rabbit bites people when it is anxious, let alone four living people?"
The lieutenant colonel was surprised: "Then it's gasoline?"
Lin Hui nodded solemnly: "I would rather die standing than live on my knees. This has always been my personal principle! We represent the red side. In order to save our face and dignity, we must sacrifice our lives for justice!"
"Fuck your grandma!"
Wang Yong suddenly became furious: "Then why don't you pour gasoline on yourself? You only sacrificed our bodies to take your righteousness!"
Chen Erhu was not happy either. He almost peeed out of fright at that time: "That's right! You are so unreasonable. What if you order it for me accidentally?"
Lin Hui said with a smile: "We are all brothers, don't worry about these details. I am doing this for your sake. If I order it for myself, how uncomfortable and sad will you two be?"
Chen Erhu nodded: "If you were gone, I would definitely have to cry for several days."
Lin Hui nodded: "That's right! Besides, haven't you two been clamoring to be martyrs? I'm also trying to give you a chance."
"Originally I couldn't guarantee it, but I believe that if the fire goes down, you two will die heroically and you will be the biggest contributors. When the time comes, the country will award you awards and erect monuments, and your ashes will be buried in the Martyrs Cemetery. How glorious will it be for our ancestors?"
The two of them were confused by Lin Hui.
Something felt wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
Lin Hui didn't give them a chance to react: "Tell me, am I thinking about you? I didn't leave such a good opportunity to myself, but I left it to you!"
"You think, am I great?"
The two of them nodded stupidly: "It seems so..."
The lieutenant colonel almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
These two guys are so stupid!
After being sold, I had to help count the money.
But one thing is that the courage and courage of these four people really impressed him.
He dared to attack the Blue Army Headquarters single-handedly and cause chaos!
Especially the kid who was always smiling at the back. It was his idea from the beginning to the end. It can be said that if it weren't for him, this group of people would never have succeeded.
The lieutenant colonel looked at Lin Hui in the rearview mirror and asked, "Boy, what's your name?"
Lin Hui smiled faintly: "Reporting to the leader, my name is Lin Hui, from the 602th Tiger Regiment Sharp Knife Company [-]!"
The lieutenant colonel nodded: "It turns out he is from the Sixth Sharp Knife Company. Is it no wonder he is so smart?"
Lin Hui smiled and said, "Thank you for the compliment, chief!"
Xu Da next to him looked at him with pride in his eyes.
Thanks to this brat!
Not only did he make great contributions to the red side, but he also won glory for the Sixth Company.
Being able to be his squad leader is a blessing that I gained in my previous life.
The lieutenant colonel smiled and said: "Lin Hui, you are a new recruit. You have only been in the army for less than a year, and you know how to blow up the command vehicle. This shows that you have a deep understanding of the army. Is anyone in your family a soldier?"
Lin Hui chuckled: "No, our whole family is butchering pigs."
The lieutenant colonel was stunned: "Kill a pig?"
Chen Erhu quickly echoed: "Yes, yes, their whole family is butchering pigs. They not only kill pigs, but also raise pigs, chickens, and geese..."
Wang Yong scratched his head. How could he remember that Lin Hui seemed to have said that an uncle in his family had been a soldier?
Is it a mistake?
The lieutenant colonel's eyes twitched twice: Does your family do breeding? How could a farmer's son know so much about the military?
After all, my father is also a soldier.
Why does he feel that he doesn't know as much as Lin Hui?
……
Soon, the convoy returned to the director's shelter.
As soon as the "killed" man from the Blue Army got out of the car, he heard loud laughter in the distance.
"Yo yo yo, isn't this the commander of the Blue Army?"
"Old Jiang, why are you here? Are you here specifically to express condolences to us?"
A group of people from the red side laughed, and the leader was the deputy division commander of the red side.
Jiang Yunlong stared at him fiercely: "Why are you so excited? You have never seen a dead person?"
The deputy division commander laughed loudly: "I've seen dead people before, but I didn't expect that you would die with us. I'm so happy. Hey, Lao Jiang, where did those two dots on your chest come from? They're so unique. oh?"
Jiang Yunlong glanced down and his face suddenly turned red!
Damn Lin Hui!
It's not a good idea to shoot there. It has to be aimed at a sensitive spot.
Looking at the mocking looks of the guys on the red side, and thinking that he died so useless, his eyes turned red with anger.
I wish I could cut Lin Hui into pieces with a thousand swords!
At the same time, the chief director looked at the battle plan and then at the screen, his face full of thoughts.
The man next to him asked: "Chief, what should we do next?"
The chief director said solemnly: "Inform both the red and blue sides to stop fighting. This exercise will be a draw!"
Everyone's eyes widened in shock: "Stop?"
"Chief, did I hear you correctly?"
"The Blues are the dominant side now, right?"
"Yes, the red side only has two crippled regiments left. Together, they don't even have one-third of the strength of the blue army. How can they stop?"
The chief director snorted coldly: "The Blue Army headquarters is gone, and the entire command system is paralyzed. There is no way to issue combat orders. Each regiment below can only fight on its own."
"Although the red side has fewer troops, it occupies the terrain advantage. If the blue army had this ability, it would have taken it down long ago."
"In the absence of coordinated operations, the Blue Army will pay a heavy price if they rush to attack. Now it is polite enough to count them as a tie."
Everyone was speechless for a moment.
This battle was indeed a bit anxious.
Although the red side only has less than two regiments left, they can fight to the end with their terrain advantage.
The current Blue Army has no chain of command and is equivalent to being deaf and blind.
Without a way to complete coordinated operations, they are likely to be defeated one by one by the red team.
Even if the red side is really wiped out, the blue side will definitely suffer heavy casualties.
Injure one thousand enemies, and self-inflict eight hundred.
There is no winner in this battle at all.
It's a tie, and there seems to be no problem.
The officer next to him sighed helplessly: "I really didn't expect that it would end in this way? I originally thought that the Blue Army was sure of victory, but I really didn't expect it!"
Don't say they didn't think of it, not even the chief director himself thought of it.
Relying on a few pawns crossing the river on the red side, they forcibly ate the opponent's commander.
He took a deep breath and said, "Notify me, please take care of the four soldiers on the red side, especially the boy who is taking the lead. I want to see him when the exercise meeting is over!"
"Yes!"
After everyone left, the chief director showed a smile on his face: "I really didn't expect that..."
……
The atmosphere in the red team headquarters was extremely grim.
The chief of staff said anxiously: "Chief, the Blue Army is about to launch a strong attack from the east and west sides. What should we do?"
Lu Qingsong was also anxious and anxious.
The Blue Army mobilized all its forces to launch a general attack. This raid did not care about the cost or consequences, just to destroy them.
If they hadn't relied on the terrain advantage to deal with the opponent, they would have been destroyed more than 800 times.
But now, this method no longer works.
He took out the map and pointed at it: "This position is the weak point of the Blue Army. Only by risking our lives to break through from this direction can we have a chance of survival!"
Someone next to me said, "But if we break out from here, at least half of our people will be killed or injured?"
Lu Qingsong slapped his hand on the table: "I can't care about so much anymore. If I don't take risks, I have to stay here. This is our last chance. Even if we lose, we must not be completely wiped out!"
Everyone's eyes were full of grief and anger.
People will die in war, and exercises are actual combat.
This battle is related to the honor of the red side. Even if they know they are going to lose, they must fight tenaciously to the end!
Lu Qingsong roared angrily: "Give me the order and prepare to break out!"
"Yes!"
Everyone roared with grief and anger, looking forward to death!
But at this moment, an officer rushed in hurriedly: "Report!"
Lu Qingsong asked: "What's wrong?"
The officer raised his head and said: "Reporting to the chief, the director suddenly announced that the exercise was over and asked us to stop fighting!"
"The exercise is over?"
Lu Qingsong was confused: "This fight hasn't even started yet, why is it over? They directly announced that the Blues have won?"
The chief of staff was angry: "How could they do this! We still have so many troops. If we say it's over, it's over. Isn't it bullying? "
Just when everyone was filled with indignation, the officer said awkwardly: "Chief, the director announced that the exercise is over. The red and blue sides are tied!"
"Tie?"
Everyone's eyes widened in shock.
Even Lu Qingsong was dumbfounded: Isn’t it right? The Blues are clearly superior, so how could it be a tie?
"Is it a mistake?"
"Absolutely not!"
The officer said seriously: "The order was indeed issued by the director, and it asked both of us to stop all fighting!"
Lu Qingsong's jaw hit the ground, his face full of disbelief.
What's the matter?
We were almost losing, why are we suddenly tied?
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