Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Soon, the four people quickly dispersed to various parts of the camp.

Chen Erhu put his hands behind his back and pretended to walk towards an equipment truck.

The two guards beside the car glanced at him.

Chen Erhu asked with a naive smile: "Have you eaten?"

The two of them glared at him and said nothing.

Chen Erhu continued to giggle: "Aren't you full? Our cooking team has baked a big cake, and it smells delicious. Do you want to try it?"

The corners of their mouths twitched. Where did this idiot come from?

Just turn your head and not look at him.

Seeing the opportunity coming, Chen Erhu quickly took out the explosive from his crotch and quickly stuck it to the bottom of the car.

After finishing it, he immediately pretended that nothing was wrong: "I'm serious, if you are hungry, go to the cooking class to eat the big cake. If it doesn't taste good, come to me!"

Two guards: "..."

To the west of the camp, Wang Yong looked at the communication vehicle surrounded by a large number of guards and was troubled: "How can we put a bomb on it with so many people?"

He silently had an idea suddenly come to him.

Wang Yong quickly took off the water bottle from his waist.

Leave you!

I saw the kettle rolling all the way to the bottom of the car like a bowling ball.

Wang Yong hurried over and said to a guard: "Brother, my water bottle rolled under the car, can you help me pick it up?"

The guard glanced at him but said nothing.

Wang Yong smiled playfully: "Can you help me?"

The guard glared at him: "You can't pick it up yourself?"

Wang Yong rolled his eyes angrily, but his heart was filled with joy.

He quickly stuck his butt out and got under the car.

Taking advantage of the opportunity to pick up the kettle, he immediately took out the explosives and stuck them under the car.

After he came out, he carried the kettle. When he left, he gave a few guards a look: "How stingy!"

Several guards didn't even look at him, choosing to ignore him completely.

At the same time, behind an equipment truck, Xu Da was squatting on the ground, busy and nervous.

"All right!"

After he finished pretending, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.

Just as he was about to stand up, a cold voice suddenly came: "What are you doing?"

Xu Da was so frightened that he quickly stood up and saw two guards staring at him coldly.

"Sneaky, what did you just do?"

Xu Da was so anxious that he quickly pretended to lift his pants: "I, I need to pee."

The guard glared at him: "Is this a place where you can pee, from your company?"

"No, no, no, no!" Xu Da quickly begged: "I really couldn't hold it in any longer. I had no choice but to pee here. I won't dare to do it next time, I definitely won't!"

Seeing his sincere attitude in admitting his mistake, the two of them snorted coldly: "I'll spare you this time, but next time, I'll report the criticism directly!"

"Yes, yes!" Xu Da nodded quickly and waited for others to leave.

He leaned on the car, his legs were weak, and his back was completely soaked.

He took a deep breath: "Damn it, this job is really not something ordinary people can do, it's so exciting!"

On the other side, a command vehicle.

The hands and feet of the three officers were tied, and smelly socks were stuffed in their mouths.

Their eyes widened and they kept making whining sounds.

Lin Hui sat next to him and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, three leaders, I don't want this either. Who told you not to cooperate with me?"

The three officers' eyes were spitting fire: "Woooooooo..."

Lin Hui said calmly: "You should stop struggling. The more you struggle, the deeper your socks will sink in and the smell will get worse. It's not me, but you are also leaders after all. Can you please pay attention to personal hygiene? You have to change your socks frequently!"

The three officers' lungs were about to explode.

Damn it, we are doing exercises now, how can we have such conditions?

If they had known they were going to suffer this, they would have put on clean socks in advance.

Lin Hui smiled slightly and simply ignored him.

Turn around and look at the equipment on the car.

Why so many buttons?

Lin Hui has never learned how to use these things, and he doesn't know how to operate them at all.

After a quick glance, he simply picked up a walkie-talkie.

I found the most commonly contacted channel on it, and it’s most likely from the director’s department.

Lin Hui dialed directly without thinking.

Soon, it was connected there.

"This is the exercise director's department."

Lin Hui smiled and said: "Report to the directing department, I have important news to report."

The officer on the other end nodded: "Please tell me."

Lin Hui said seriously: "The Blue Army headquarters is about to suffer a devastating blow, and the entire army will be annihilated soon. Please send someone over to receive it immediately! The news is true, absolutely true. You hurry up and come here without delay!"

He finished speaking in one breath and hung up the call directly.

Lin Hui turned around and said to the three of them with a smile: "I'm sorry, please abide by the rules of the exercise. You are already dead!"

After saying that, he drew a mark on the necks of the three of them with a red pen before leaving.

The three were completely speechless.

Is this kid mentally retarded?

Why would you send such false news to the director's department?

The Blue Army headquarters suffered a devastating blow. Are you kidding me?

On the other side, the exercise director's department.

An officer hurriedly ran to the chief director: "Report to the chief!"

The chief director raised his head: "What's wrong?"

The officer reported: "Just now, we received a message. Someone reported that the Blue Army headquarters was about to suffer a devastating blow. Let us immediately send someone to receive it."

The chief director's eyes widened in shock: "The Blue Army headquarters was attacked? Who attacked it? When did it happen? Why didn't I know?"

The lieutenant colonel next to him was surprised: "No, we have been monitoring them. They were still commanding just now. How could they be attacked?"

The chief director looked at the officer: "Is there a mistake?"

The officer scratched his head: "It shouldn't be possible? The news came from their headquarters, it's absolutely correct."

"Is it possible that they are confused, or is someone playing a prank?" The chief director frowned: "Let me contact you again!"

"Yes!"

The officer went out for a while and then came back.

"Director, we can't contact you."

Everyone was dumbfounded.

What are these Blues guys doing?

What kind of news did you pass on randomly? Did you report that you were all wiped out?

Is it possible that they want to commit suicide?

No, they are about to win. Why are they committing suicide?

The chief director thought for a moment: "There is something fishy, ​​and the news came from the Blue Army headquarters. Send someone to check it out right away!"

"Yes!"

Soon, a car set off from the director's office.

……

At the same time, the Blue Army headquarters.

Lin Hui and the three men successfully reunited.

He looked at a few people and asked, "How are you doing, is there no accident?"

Wang Yong said with great emotion: "Brother Hui, you don't know. Planting a bomb is like trying to break into a dragon's pond and a tiger's den. Dozens of guards are guarding the edge. Just looking at it makes people's legs tremble. And Fortunately, I was brave and fearless, and used my clever little brain in time to complete the task."

Chen Erhu also hurriedly boasted: "I am very dangerous. Several guards saw the bulge in my crotch and came to search me..."

Lin Hui immediately rolled his eyes.

You two are the only ones who have a lot of fun.

Isn't it just a bomb? It's like a secret agent on the street.

"Squad leader, is everything going well for you?"

Xu Da said with a guilty conscience: "The mission has been fulfilled. Several explosives have been loaded. What's the next step?"

Lin Hui looked at his watch: "There are still a few minutes until the explosion. Let's take advantage of this moment and go to their headquarters to do something big!"

The three of them laughed, their faces full of excitement.

Just wait for this sentence!

The three of them followed Lin Hui and walked towards the headquarters in a swaggering manner.

As soon as they got close, they were stopped by guards: "Stop, what are you doing? Password!"

Lin Hui quickly waved his hand: "Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand, we are from the cooking class."

"From the cooking class?"

The four guards looked at each other and asked suspiciously: "What are the cooking squad doing here? Hurry up, don't you know you can't get close here?"

Lin Hui said seriously: "We came here after receiving an order."

"What order?"

Lin Hui said with a smile: "The chief wants to eat something new. Our cooking team has been thinking hard about several dishes. Come here and give us a name."

The guard looked confused: "Name the dish? What dish does the chief want to eat?"

Lin Hui chuckled: "Hard food! Call the braised blue army headquarters!"

The guard's pupils shrank sharply, his face changed dramatically, and he was about to react.

"on!"

Lin Hui waved his hand, and several people quickly rushed forward...