Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.
Chapter 59 When the company commander comes, he has to be slapped twice and walk forward
Oh cluck cluck...
The whole village was in chaos, with more than a dozen people running around chasing the pig.
After a while, everyone finally forced the pig into the corner.
This pig weighs more than 300 kilograms, and when it runs and collides with it, it is like a small tank.
If you don't have the strength, you really can't subdue him.
Chen Erhu grabbed the pig's tail tightly: "Wang Yong, come quickly!"
"coming!"
Wang Yong rushed forward at lightning speed and pressed heavily on the pig.
The pig kept struggling, trying to break free, but Wang Yong immediately choked it, and soon it passed out.
Seeing that the pig finally stopped making trouble, Wang Yong slapped the pig on the head and said with a smile: "Second senior brother, you run away, why don't you run away? Today, I will give you a tooth as a sacrifice. You can be regarded as our contribution to the army. Die The glory!"
Lin Hui was amused by these two boys and laughed out loud.
But he really didn't expect it.
They haven't seen each other for a few months, and their skills have become so good.
There were more than a dozen people surrounding them but they didn't catch them. They captured them as soon as they got up.
You know, a pig can weigh hundreds of kilograms. If it goes crazy, even a few adults can't control it.
Wang Yong and Er Hu were able to subdue the pig so forcefully. They were pretty good!
"Okay, give us the pig and we'll send it to the logistics."
A familiar voice sounded, and as soon as Wang Yong raised his head, he was stunned.
He stammered: "Class, class, monitor?"
Xu Da smiled and said: "Wang Yong, long time no see, and Chen Erhu, you seem to have become a lot stronger?"
Chen Erhu's eyes widened in shock, and he didn't say anything for a long time.
Xu Da said with a smile: "Okay, you two, get up and leave this to us. We will just send the pigs to the logistics. You have worked hard all the way."
Wang Yong quickly stepped aside: "It should be, it should be."
Xu Da smiled slightly and waved his hand.
Four or five people rushed up, one person grabbed one of the pig's feet, and immediately carried the pig away.
Looking at Xu Da's leaving figure, Wang Yong and Chen Erhu were a little stunned...
"Hey, what are you two doing?"
At this moment, the two of them were tapped on the shoulders.
They turned around excitedly, rushed forward and hugged Lin Hui, jumping up and down.
Chen Erhu said happily: "Brother Hui, I want to die! I thought I would never see you again in this life!"
"You don't even know that since you left, I have put your photo on the bedside every day. I am not willing to eat those apples, oranges, and hams, so I keep them all for you..."
Lin Hui almost vomited blood: "Are you fucking going to my grave?"
Wang Yong nodded: "Yes, Brother Hui is obviously alive and well, but he is so disrespectful to you like this. So I ate all the apples and oranges he hid!"
The corner of Lin Hui's mouth twitched: You are not as good as him, you ate all the tributes secretly!
bah bah bah!
I'm not dead yet
He led the two of them out of the village: "Okay, okay, let's go aside and chat, don't stand in the way!"
The two of them jumped up and followed, as happy as a child weighing [-] to [-] pounds: "Brother Hui, where have you been during this time? You didn't even write a letter or call us. We have a lot to talk about. I want to tell you!"
Lin Hui had goosebumps all over his body, can you please stop being so damn stupid!
……
In the woods outside the village.
Three people were sitting on a mound.
After hearing about Lin Hui's recent situation, Wang Yong was dumbfounded and his chin hit the ground: "I'll go! Brother Hui, you are so awesome. You carried us to the border area silently. Then you won the championship? "
Lin Hui waved his hand: "Keep a low profile! When you go back, don't talk to Lao Ma, don't talk to the Secretary, don't talk to the veterans, and don't speak out!"
Wang Yong chuckled: "I understand, I understand, I will definitely... speak up!"
Lin Hui raised his eyebrows. This kid has a high IQ and can even understand irony!
It seems that these days, I eat a lot of walnuts.
Chen Erhu snorted and tilted his head.
Lin Hui looked at him: "Erhu, what's wrong with you?"
Chen Erhu held his hands like twists in front of his chest: "I'm not happy! You've gone through so much fun and you didn't take me with you. It's not perfect at all!"
Lin Hui laughed: "Next time, definitely next time! Okay, let's not talk about me anymore, let's talk about you two. How are you? Are you still in the production base?"
"Of course."
The two of them immediately puffed up their chests proudly: "We are now the top logistics experts, we are so awesome!"
Lin Hui was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "Is it better to give birth to a sow, or to lay eggs for a chicken?"
Wang Yong held his head high: "None of that! We stopped doing those jobs a long time ago. Now we are busy training all day long!"
"Really or not? Can the Secretary-General agree if you don't work?"
"It was specially approved by the Secretary General, didn't you expect it?"
Wang Yong said with a smile: "He told us that you went to the combat unit. He also said that if we want to find you, we have to train hard!"
"Brother Hui, look at the muscles on my arms and my chest muscles!"
Chen Erhu stood up and was about to take off his clothes.
Wang Yong kicked him: "Just looking at the top is not enough. Take off your pants quickly and let Brother Hui see how domineering your thigh muscles are!"
"okay!"
Chen Erhu took off his pants without saying a word!
Lin Hui quickly stopped him: "Stop, stop, stop! I know you are awesome, so put on your pants quickly!"
Damn it, take off your pants in broad daylight.
Those who didn't know better thought the three of them were having sex in the woods.
However, seeing Wang Yong and Chen Erhu still looking so coquettish, he also smiled in his heart.
These two guys are still the same as before, nothing has changed.
What's more important is that in order to find themselves in the combat troops, they have been persisting in training and
It was Lin Hui's greatest luck in his life to know such two good brothers in the army.
He rolled his eyes and suddenly asked: "Do you two want to apply to join the Sixth Company?"
"Think, really think!"
The two of them are determined!
Wang Yong hesitated for a moment: "We want to come to you, but we are afraid that we don't have the ability. After all, this is the Sixth Company of Sharp Swords, and those who come here are all elites."
"What's going on with the Sixth Company of Sharp Knives? How's the elite?" Lin Hui waved his hand: "It's not just that they were pressed to the ground and rubbed. You can relax, as long as the training results can meet the standards and are not too bad, I can go find them. Talk to the company commander and ask him to give you two the green light."
"When you get here, practice with me. I'll make sure you make rapid progress!"
The two nodded excitedly: "Okay!"
Chen Erhu suddenly reacted: "Brother Hui, you just said to find the company commander? Can the company commander listen to you?"
Lin Hui said proudly: "Anyway, you guys call me Brother Shenghui. How can I be the big brother if I can't do such a small thing? Let me tell you, I am now the veritable king of soldiers of the Sixth Company. The company commander saw me , you all have to stand at attention!"
"If you have any requests, you have to ask me for them, just because you're afraid that I won't ask them to ask for conditions!"
The eyes of the two people shone with excitement, and they all turned into little fanboys: "Damn it, it has to be Brother Hui! When the company commander comes, he has to stand at attention. When the platoon leader comes, he has to be slapped twice and goose-stepping. Are you leaving?"
Lin Hui's mouth twitched. I'm just exaggerating. Are you two fucking serious?
The whole village was in chaos, with more than a dozen people running around chasing the pig.
After a while, everyone finally forced the pig into the corner.
This pig weighs more than 300 kilograms, and when it runs and collides with it, it is like a small tank.
If you don't have the strength, you really can't subdue him.
Chen Erhu grabbed the pig's tail tightly: "Wang Yong, come quickly!"
"coming!"
Wang Yong rushed forward at lightning speed and pressed heavily on the pig.
The pig kept struggling, trying to break free, but Wang Yong immediately choked it, and soon it passed out.
Seeing that the pig finally stopped making trouble, Wang Yong slapped the pig on the head and said with a smile: "Second senior brother, you run away, why don't you run away? Today, I will give you a tooth as a sacrifice. You can be regarded as our contribution to the army. Die The glory!"
Lin Hui was amused by these two boys and laughed out loud.
But he really didn't expect it.
They haven't seen each other for a few months, and their skills have become so good.
There were more than a dozen people surrounding them but they didn't catch them. They captured them as soon as they got up.
You know, a pig can weigh hundreds of kilograms. If it goes crazy, even a few adults can't control it.
Wang Yong and Er Hu were able to subdue the pig so forcefully. They were pretty good!
"Okay, give us the pig and we'll send it to the logistics."
A familiar voice sounded, and as soon as Wang Yong raised his head, he was stunned.
He stammered: "Class, class, monitor?"
Xu Da smiled and said: "Wang Yong, long time no see, and Chen Erhu, you seem to have become a lot stronger?"
Chen Erhu's eyes widened in shock, and he didn't say anything for a long time.
Xu Da said with a smile: "Okay, you two, get up and leave this to us. We will just send the pigs to the logistics. You have worked hard all the way."
Wang Yong quickly stepped aside: "It should be, it should be."
Xu Da smiled slightly and waved his hand.
Four or five people rushed up, one person grabbed one of the pig's feet, and immediately carried the pig away.
Looking at Xu Da's leaving figure, Wang Yong and Chen Erhu were a little stunned...
"Hey, what are you two doing?"
At this moment, the two of them were tapped on the shoulders.
They turned around excitedly, rushed forward and hugged Lin Hui, jumping up and down.
Chen Erhu said happily: "Brother Hui, I want to die! I thought I would never see you again in this life!"
"You don't even know that since you left, I have put your photo on the bedside every day. I am not willing to eat those apples, oranges, and hams, so I keep them all for you..."
Lin Hui almost vomited blood: "Are you fucking going to my grave?"
Wang Yong nodded: "Yes, Brother Hui is obviously alive and well, but he is so disrespectful to you like this. So I ate all the apples and oranges he hid!"
The corner of Lin Hui's mouth twitched: You are not as good as him, you ate all the tributes secretly!
bah bah bah!
I'm not dead yet
He led the two of them out of the village: "Okay, okay, let's go aside and chat, don't stand in the way!"
The two of them jumped up and followed, as happy as a child weighing [-] to [-] pounds: "Brother Hui, where have you been during this time? You didn't even write a letter or call us. We have a lot to talk about. I want to tell you!"
Lin Hui had goosebumps all over his body, can you please stop being so damn stupid!
……
In the woods outside the village.
Three people were sitting on a mound.
After hearing about Lin Hui's recent situation, Wang Yong was dumbfounded and his chin hit the ground: "I'll go! Brother Hui, you are so awesome. You carried us to the border area silently. Then you won the championship? "
Lin Hui waved his hand: "Keep a low profile! When you go back, don't talk to Lao Ma, don't talk to the Secretary, don't talk to the veterans, and don't speak out!"
Wang Yong chuckled: "I understand, I understand, I will definitely... speak up!"
Lin Hui raised his eyebrows. This kid has a high IQ and can even understand irony!
It seems that these days, I eat a lot of walnuts.
Chen Erhu snorted and tilted his head.
Lin Hui looked at him: "Erhu, what's wrong with you?"
Chen Erhu held his hands like twists in front of his chest: "I'm not happy! You've gone through so much fun and you didn't take me with you. It's not perfect at all!"
Lin Hui laughed: "Next time, definitely next time! Okay, let's not talk about me anymore, let's talk about you two. How are you? Are you still in the production base?"
"Of course."
The two of them immediately puffed up their chests proudly: "We are now the top logistics experts, we are so awesome!"
Lin Hui was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "Is it better to give birth to a sow, or to lay eggs for a chicken?"
Wang Yong held his head high: "None of that! We stopped doing those jobs a long time ago. Now we are busy training all day long!"
"Really or not? Can the Secretary-General agree if you don't work?"
"It was specially approved by the Secretary General, didn't you expect it?"
Wang Yong said with a smile: "He told us that you went to the combat unit. He also said that if we want to find you, we have to train hard!"
"Brother Hui, look at the muscles on my arms and my chest muscles!"
Chen Erhu stood up and was about to take off his clothes.
Wang Yong kicked him: "Just looking at the top is not enough. Take off your pants quickly and let Brother Hui see how domineering your thigh muscles are!"
"okay!"
Chen Erhu took off his pants without saying a word!
Lin Hui quickly stopped him: "Stop, stop, stop! I know you are awesome, so put on your pants quickly!"
Damn it, take off your pants in broad daylight.
Those who didn't know better thought the three of them were having sex in the woods.
However, seeing Wang Yong and Chen Erhu still looking so coquettish, he also smiled in his heart.
These two guys are still the same as before, nothing has changed.
What's more important is that in order to find themselves in the combat troops, they have been persisting in training and
It was Lin Hui's greatest luck in his life to know such two good brothers in the army.
He rolled his eyes and suddenly asked: "Do you two want to apply to join the Sixth Company?"
"Think, really think!"
The two of them are determined!
Wang Yong hesitated for a moment: "We want to come to you, but we are afraid that we don't have the ability. After all, this is the Sixth Company of Sharp Swords, and those who come here are all elites."
"What's going on with the Sixth Company of Sharp Knives? How's the elite?" Lin Hui waved his hand: "It's not just that they were pressed to the ground and rubbed. You can relax, as long as the training results can meet the standards and are not too bad, I can go find them. Talk to the company commander and ask him to give you two the green light."
"When you get here, practice with me. I'll make sure you make rapid progress!"
The two nodded excitedly: "Okay!"
Chen Erhu suddenly reacted: "Brother Hui, you just said to find the company commander? Can the company commander listen to you?"
Lin Hui said proudly: "Anyway, you guys call me Brother Shenghui. How can I be the big brother if I can't do such a small thing? Let me tell you, I am now the veritable king of soldiers of the Sixth Company. The company commander saw me , you all have to stand at attention!"
"If you have any requests, you have to ask me for them, just because you're afraid that I won't ask them to ask for conditions!"
The eyes of the two people shone with excitement, and they all turned into little fanboys: "Damn it, it has to be Brother Hui! When the company commander comes, he has to stand at attention. When the platoon leader comes, he has to be slapped twice and goose-stepping. Are you leaving?"
Lin Hui's mouth twitched. I'm just exaggerating. Are you two fucking serious?
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