Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Lin Hui looked at a large pile of exercise ammunition in front of him.

He stretched out his hands, twisted his neck, and moved his arms.

Then he immediately squatted down and prepared to disassemble the ammunition.

Lin Hui put the dagger on the tip of the bullet, pried open a hole, and gently twisted the blade.

He poured out all the gunpowder from the bullet and set the shell aside.

When the surrounding soldiers saw this, they didn't ask anything and hurriedly came over to help.

Practice bullets usually just make a sound, so the amount of gunpowder inside is very small, and only half a fingernail's worth can be poured out each time.

Fortunately, there were many people on Lin Hui's side, and soon the gunpowder in front of him was piled into a small pile.

Lin Hui picked up a discarded cartridge case from the side, picked up the gunpowder with his sword, and carefully reloaded it.

He squinted his eyes and went up to take a look: "I don't know if this thing is heavy enough and how powerful it is when it explodes? If it's not powerful enough, all the plans will be ruined."

Just as he was wondering, a clear tone suddenly sounded in his ears.

[Ding, weapon proficiency +1! 】

Lin Hui's eyes lit up and he immediately realized that there were only two grams left to achieve the desired effect!

He immediately stirred up a little gunpowder.

Using the tip of a knife, stuff the cartridge into the shell bit by bit.

Then the lead wire was inserted, stone powder and clay were found, and the mouth was sealed and compacted.

Only then did he put the reloaded ammunition aside with satisfaction.

Zhang Wei asked curiously: "Deputy leader, what are you doing? We finally took it apart, why did you put it back on again? You look so stupid?"

Lin Hui glared at him: "You know nothing, this is a small 'bomb', as powerful as a large firecracker!"

He picked up the one he had just completed, faced the sun, and said with a smile: "Don't look at things because they are small, they will come in handy later!"

Several other people looked over and smiled evilly.

Although I don’t know what Lin Hui is going to do, I know with my toes that it is definitely not a good thing!

10 minutes later, people who had dispersed before came back one after another.

Lin Hui divided the gunpowder into portions according to the standard weight: "You just follow the method I just put back the flames, install the leads, and seal them!"

"No problem!" Zhang Wei and the others made ok gestures. This was a trivial task for them.

After explaining, Lin Hui stood up and walked towards everyone: "Have you found everything?"

Chen Erhu was holding a big pile of shit, surrounded by blowflies, and said with an aggrieved look: "Brother Hui, I found it, but it was too little. I searched for a long time and only found this little. Here, look."

He sent the feces forward, and Lin Hui took a step back in disgust, pinched his nose and cursed: "Go away, stay away from me!"

At this time, other people gathered around carrying all kinds of feces.

Wang Yong complained: "Brother Hui, we can only find some poop from wild boars, wild dogs, and wild rabbits, but the weight is not enough. In these deep mountains and forests, there are no ghosts to be seen, and no one is herding sheep or cattle. Where can you find so much shit?"

Lin Hui glanced at it and saw that the portion was really pitiful.

It was far different from what he expected.

But there is nothing we can do. In the deep mountains and old forests, apart from the excrement of wild animals, there is nothing else to be found.

It would be better if it was close to a village. There is as much cow dung and sheep dung as you need.

Lin Hui rolled his eyes and stared at them: "Do you have any shit?"

Everyone was confused: "What, what?"

Lin Hui said seriously: "If you have poop, poop as soon as possible. The next plan will require a lot of poop!"

Everyone looked at each other with pure and happy smiles on their faces.

"If you had told me earlier, we wouldn't have spent so much effort searching!"

"I've been holding it all in!"

"I haven't pooped for a whole day, and I almost pushed it out from below!"

Lin Hui glared at them: "What nonsense are you talking about? I'll give you two minutes to decide quickly!"

"Yes!"

Everyone saluted and began to take off their pants.

Lin Hui warned: "Come closer and pull them together. We will collect them later and they will be useful!"

Everyone understood and formed a big circle with their buttocks next to each other.

There was a crackling explosion from behind.

Everyone sprayed like crazy with ferocious faces.

"I'll go, what are you eating? Why is it so smelly?"

"Damn, does your shit smell good?"

"I just smell good, my shit tastes like strawberry!"

"Who is setting off firecrackers? Damn it, my trousers are fucking broken. Pay attention!"

Everyone pinched their noses and held their breath.

It's okay to smell their own stink, but they are absolutely unwilling to smell other people's.

Lin Hui took a dozen steps back, distanced himself, and shouted at them: "Pull more, pull it clean! If it doesn't work, punch twice in the stomach, and if it doesn't work, use your hands to buckle!"

The soldiers who were loading gunpowder next to them were smiling from ear to ear: "Hundreds of people are pulling together. This scene is really beautiful."

Lin Hui turned around and glared at them: "You're laughing your ass off, you guys should do it too!"

"Ah?" Zhang Wei was dumbfounded.

"Oh shit, go quickly, these 'bombs' are enough, go quickly! If you don't do it now, you won't have a chance to do it later!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

Several soldiers put down what they were doing, quickly took off their pants and squatted down together.

Crackling, banging, banging...

The whole forest smelled so bad that the birds fell from the trees.

At the same time, no one noticed that a drone had slowly flown into the sky.

On the viewing platform, the big guys were having a heated discussion.

Suddenly someone stood up and shouted: "Look, we found the members of the Tiger Regiment!"

Everyone turned their heads in surprise, finding these guys, it was not easy!

Xu Qianshan also turned his head excitedly, and the next second, he was shocked.

There was silence on the auditorium, and everyone was stunned and dumbfounded.

After being stunned for several seconds, a deputy commander asked: "He, what are they doing in a circle?"

The official next to him had a look of astonishment on his face: "They seem to be shitting, collectively shitting!"

Everyone's expressions were extremely strange, and some even couldn't laugh or cry.

After tracking for so long, I finally found the person, but I didn’t expect to capture such a picture?

Just one or two people pooping, hundreds of people gathered in a big circle and pooped collectively.

How spectacular is this scene!

What are they doing?

Are you doing some kind of performance art, or fertilizing the flowers, plants and trees in the forest?

Xu Qianshan's big mouth opened and he couldn't close it for a long time.

He turned around and saw Lin Guangyao's ugly old purple face, and he burst into laughter: "Old Lin, your son is really good at saving time. He even arranges to poop at the same time, which shows that his commanding ability is quite good. !”

"Not only can you mobilize troops, but you can also control intestinal peristalsis. It's amazing! It's amazing!"

Lin Guangyao knew that this old boy was deliberately sarcastic and disgusting.

Looking at the concentric circles formed by countless butt balls on the big screen, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Turtle son, what on earth are you doing?

As for the competition, you took your men and ran so far just to poop?

At the same time, everyone in the forest had finished fighting.

Start looking for tree leaves and dirt clods to wipe your butt.

After wiping, everyone stood up easily.

Wang Yong waved happily to Lin Hui: "Brother Hui, we've finished pulling. Come and take a look!"

Lin Hui took a few steps back and cursed angrily: "Look at your grandma! Why are you shouting so loudly? Do you want me to give you a certificate?"

"Don't stand still, collect all your feces!"

Everyone who had just pooped was stunned.

What the hell?

Do you need to pack it up and take it away?

Lin Hui said loudly: "Mix the feces you just collected and all these together, and move quickly!"

Everyone looked at each other, although they didn't know what to do.

But they still took out their shovels and used things to pile all these things together.

"Stir and stir with a stick, hurry up!"

Lin Hui found a few shit sticks and threw them from a distance.

Everyone picked up the sticks and mixed them like cement mortar on a construction site or sesame paste.

Endure the stench and mix all these things together.

As everyone stirred, the stench became stronger and stronger.

Those who came close were immediately suffocated to the point of lying on the tree, retching.

Wang Yong was so moved by the smell that he burst into tears: "Except for Erhu's shoes, I have never smelled anything so smelly in my life!"

Chen Erhu said angrily: "You pervert, why are you smelling my shoes? I said the cushions on my shoes are old and young, you must have secretly hidden them!"

Lin Hui stood ten meters away with a ball of paper stuffed in his nose, still dizzy from the stench.

He waved his hand and said, "Okay, it's almost done. Separate those things one by one, shovel them all over here, and line them up in rows!"

Everyone stinks so much that they can't live without love.

Holding a shovel, enduring the stench, and shoveling all the feces in accordance with his instructions.

Lin Hui directed the soldiers who were loading gunpowder to stuff the "bombs" into the dung pile one by one.

At the same time, pull out the fuse to facilitate detonation from a distance.

These leads are not traditional fire twisters, but in the form of wires that can detonate by creating sparks through electric current.

When everything was ready, Lin Hui asked people to find leaves and weeds to cover it.

After no flaws could be seen outside, he immediately shouted: "Quick, retreat, retreat quickly, they are coming soon!"

Everyone was relieved and ran towards the [-]rd and [-]th companies with evil smiles.

Lin Hui pointed at a few people: "Wang Yong, Erhu, and you guys are all running fast, stay here!"

"okay!"

Wang Yong and others ran over quickly.

Lin Hui pulled the lead and pointed at several places for them to hide: "Listen to my orders later and hide first!"

Several people nodded and immediately went to the designated location, quickly lying down to disguise themselves.

Lin Hui was also squatting in the grass, with a wicked smile on his face: "I'll let you chase me, and I'll get some colors for you to see later!"

A few minutes later, there was a sudden noise in the distance.

"Hide it now!"

Lin Hui's heart tightened, and everyone held their breath and concentrated, blending into the surrounding environment.

Soon, a group of people rushed out of the woods ahead.

Looking at it from a distance, Lin Hui couldn't help but admire: They are indeed a special force. They have run so far and are so exhausted. The formation has not broken up. It's not easy!

I saw that the left and right wings of this team were in an offensive posture.

The front is divided into two teams, which can not only effectively provide fire suppression, but also provide fire support to both sides.

The group at the back is responsible for fire cover, supporting and covering the retreat at any time.

If there is a head-on confrontation with ordinary troops in the forest, as soon as their left and right wings have finished dealing damage, the people behind them can immediately make up for it seamlessly.

Not only can it ensure firepower output, it can also quickly annihilate enemies.

It can also leave the battlefield in the shortest time after the fight to ensure the safety of personnel.

Lin Hui breathed a sigh of relief and secretly rejoiced: Fortunately, he didn't have to fight these guys head-on. Shura's strength is really beyond compare!

He chuckled mischievously: "You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder, I can't defeat you, but I can play dirty. Even if I can't kill you, I will disgust you to death!"

"Let you fucking chase me, this is the price of looking down on the Tiger Group!"

Lin Hui buried his head lower, his right hand always on the detonator, ready to detonate at any time.

Suddenly, Wang Chen seemed to notice something, stopped suddenly and raised his hand.

Everyone behind him reacted quickly, and some found places to hide.

Some quickly knelt on the ground, aiming their guns at the surrounding places where people might be hiding, and quickly alerted them.

A Shura team member asked nervously: "What's wrong? Did you find anything?"

Wang Chen looked around cautiously.

Then he frowned and shook his head: "I haven't found anything yet."

Everyone heaved a sigh of relief, and the Black Tiger people were speechless. They didn't realize that you were acting just like the real thing!

Wang Chen's nose twitched, and he turned around and asked seriously: "Have you noticed that this place stinks?"