Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Wang Yong looked at the two people in front of him and felt something bad in his heart.

His intuition told him that the two people in front of him were definitely not ordinary people.

Soon, a passionate smile appeared on his face again: "Would you like to eat mutton skewers? Authentic Xinjiang mutton skewers, crunchy and delicious!"

The two walked around the stall and walked up to him, looking up and down.

One of them stared at him suspiciously: "Are you from Xinjiang?"

Wang Yong nodded: "Yes, yes."

The man frowned: "Then how can I listen to what you say, you smell like the Northeast?"

"How could it be possible? I'm a native of Urumqi, Xinjiang. Our mutton skewers are famous far and wide. I guarantee you will miss two bites after one bite, and three bites after two bites!"

Wang Yong picked up a handful of black skewers and handed it over: "Come on, come on, have a taste!"

The two of them were so frightened that they quickly ducked back, looking disgusted: "What is this thing, so dark? Are you grilling mutton skewers, or are you grilling them over coal? Can you grill skewers?"

"He's a fart!"

The two of them turned their heads and were startled by the black-faced man talking next door.

One person said guiltily: "Uncle, are you from Africa? You speak Mandarin quite fluently?"

The uncle wiped his face and jumped up angrily: "Who is from Africa? My face was blackened by his cigarette!"

"Don't be fooled. This kid is just fooling people. How can he grill skewers? He can't even sh*t!"

Wang Yong was anxious: "Uncle, you can't talk nonsense. Why can't I grill skewers? My grilled skewers look dark but taste delicious. If you don't believe me, try it!"

The old man's dentures almost flew out: "Ganggun, I still want to live for two more years! If you don't know how to set up a stall, don't set up one. You just came here and made this place a mess!"

The two looked at each other suspiciously, and one of them looked at the uncle and asked cautiously: "Uncle, is he new here?"

The uncle pointed at Wang Yong and Chen Erhu next to him: "He, and him, they are both new here. A grown man is selling women's underwear here, what the hell, it's so perverted!"

"The same goes for the guy opposite. He said he was repairing zippers, but he already repaired five zippers!"

"And the guy in front, that guy is not normal either. He sells sandals and mats in the winter. I don't know what he thinks!"

The two of them immediately looked around cautiously.

Several nearby "stall owners" smiled politely but awkwardly.

The two looked at each other and felt something was fishy, ​​so they came to Wang Yong and Chen Erhu respectively.

One of them stretched out his hand and asked seriously: "Who asked you to set up a stall here? Bring out your business license, health license, and ID card."

Wang Yong was unhappy: "Why?"

The man took out his police officer ID card from his pocket and waved it in front of him: "That's it! Take out your ID card immediately, quick!"

Wang Yong's scalp suddenly went numb. He originally thought it was the two urban management officials, but why did he call the police?

Are these people so idle? Why are they investigating the stall owner?

"hurry up!"

"You, wait, I'll look for you!"

Wang Yong squatted down and pretended to rummage, but in fact he was panicking to death.

Where does he have those things?

If he had known this was the case, he would have found a place to get a fake ID first, practiced his skills a little, and then came to set up a stall.

Next to him, another policeman also revealed his identity, folded his hands and joked: "You are a grown man, what is wrong with setting up a stall to sell, why do you sell women's underwear?"

Chen Erhu looked panicked: "I, I like it!"

"You like these things?"

"No, no, I, I like selling these things."

The policeman's tone became cold: "Your hobby is quite special, isn't it? Tell me, where do things come from?"

Chen Erhu stammered nervously: "It's the imported goods."

The policeman snorted coldly: "That's nonsense. Whoever buys the same goods gets the same goods. Which wholesale market did they buy from? Where is the purchase slip? Show it to me."

"I couldn't take it out. I got in through the lady selling underwear at the intersection."

"Where's auntie?"

"gone."

The policeman squinted his eyes: "Make it up, keep making it up, I think you probably stole it from somewhere else, right?"

Chen Erhu was so aggrieved that he almost cried: "I, I really bought the goods. I didn't steal underwear. I can swear to God that I'm not a pervert."

The policeman glared: "I didn't say you were a pervert! You're just asking for it, show me your ID card and mobile stall business license!"

"hurry up!"

Chen Erhu was in a hurry and couldn't find anything.

The policeman next to him had already taken out his walkie-talkie and started calling: "Hey, we are patrolling a street in the night market and found a few suspicious people. Come over here quickly."

Wang Yong's face turned green when he heard someone shaking from the other side.

If he was caught, wouldn't the mission fail?

He gritted his teeth and smashed the meat skewer into the face of the man opposite.

"Run!"

Then he grabbed Chen Erhu and ran away.

Seeing that the situation was not good, several people around him hurriedly ran with him.

By the time the two policemen came to their senses, they had already sprinted far away.

"Don't run, stop!"

The two chased them all the way to the end of the alley, panting from exhaustion.

But these people ran faster than rabbits and had long since disappeared.

"Let me go, who are these people? Are they rabbit spirits? Why are they running so fast?"

"Absolutely, he must be a fugitive, otherwise he wouldn't be so afraid of us. We have to report him quickly!"

In the distance, Lin Hui walked out from the shadows and took in the whole scene: "You don't know anything and you still want to set up a stall. You'll be damned if you can blend in. They're a bunch of idiots!"

Zhou Zhongyi came up from the side and said with a wry smile: "You guys are too cruel. You just asked me to notify the police to search for them all over the city. You even deliberately lured people here."

Lin Hui chuckled: "How can we test the training results without increasing the difficulty?"

"Then what if we get caught?"

"Anyway, if you go in, you have the ability to fish them out."

Zhou Zhongyi rolled his eyes: "My soldiers were captured, and it will be a disgrace to our regiment!"

Lin Hui shook his finger: "That's wrong. You are the leader, and it is your face that is being shamed, not mine."

Zhou Zhongyi's ears were filled with smoke. Are you using me as a scapegoat?

Seeing Lin Hui turn around to leave, he hurriedly chased after him: "Now there is a manhunt in the city. They have no place to stand. It is too difficult to find a place to hide. Are you worried about the failure of the mission?"

Lin Hui smiled slightly: "As long as they know how to unite and cooperate, it is not difficult. I have confidence in them."

Zhou Zhongyi curled his lips.

I'm confident that if you still do this, you are in some way seriously ill!

……

At this time, Wang Yong and others ran wildly for several streets and finally stopped.

A group of people were holding on to the trash can, breathing heavily.

Xu Da looked at Wang Yong complainingly: "You said you are the same. You don't know how to grill skewers. You just grilled some random things. You can't even learn the accent. It's even exposing the rest of us!"

Others also began to complain: "Fortunately, we ran fast. What if we were caught by the police and we would be locked up as illegal persons."

"If the mission is not completed by then, you will be so perverted when you go back that you don't know how to punish us?"

Wang Yongyong said without hesitation: "Do you want to show some face?"

"I'm setting up a stall there by myself. It's pretty well hidden. Why are you all here?"

"Especially because you are such a fool and you sell women's underwear when you have nothing to do. Isn't this a clear way to tell people that you are a pervert? Isn't that all you need to do?"

Chen Erhu shook his head crazily: "I didn't, I didn't!"

Xu Da waved his hand: "Okay, let's not start the internal strife now, we have to think of a way quickly. This outfit is useless, we have to change it again."

Wang Yong said angrily: "It's useless. With our body here, no matter what we look like, we will be easily recognized unless we can completely change our appearance like Brother Hui."

At this time, he looked up and saw the small advertisement posted on the telephone pole, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

Seeing that he was silent, the others also raised their heads.

After seeing the recruitment content, everyone chuckled and immediately had an idea.

……

after an hour.

Dozens more people were chased around.

Finally, they met Xu Da and others in the alley to discuss the next step.

Wang Yong took out the recruitment advertisement he had removed from the telephone pole and told him his next plan.

The group of people who came after them opened their eyes wide in horror, as if they had seen a ghost: "I'm going, this is too perverted, I won't go, I won't go even if you kill me."

Wang Yong snorted: "Then you just wait until the mission fails and you are beaten to death by Brother Hui when you go back."

Everyone looked at each other and no one spoke.

Wang Yong asked seriously: "Let me ask you, do you want to hide well and complete the mission successfully?"

"I want to, of course I want to!"

"Then just listen to our arrangements! I can guarantee that this plan will be absolutely foolproof!"

Everyone looked at each other, their throats rolling with guilt.

Apart from this, there is no better way: "Forget it, we listen to you, and that's it!"

Wang Yong chuckled: "That's right. Let's all split up and gather here later."

The crowd dispersed and within a short time they were all back in the alley.

However, at this moment they have completed the gender change.

Most people put on hoods, wigs, and women's clothing to transform into cross-dressing men.

The remaining four or five people really didn't have anything to take advantage of, so they could only look on awkwardly: "You've all pretended to be fake, so what should we do?"

"Look for it again!"

"I've spent all my money and can't even buy a wig. Where can I find it? I can't steal it, right?"

Stealing is definitely not allowed. The rules of this training are that you can't do anything illegal.

Otherwise, when he comes back, the punishment will be increased, and he might even be sent to squat on a fence.

We all figured it out and were ready to help raise some money.

"My fifty cents."

"I have eight cents."

"I have two dollars."

A group of people scraped together here and there and collected more than 20 yuan in total.

Wang Yong handed them a wad of change: "Okay, let's make do with it. Go to the small commodity market to see if there are any cheap clothes and wigs."

Several people were on the verge of tears. This little money could buy a lot of money, even a wig was not enough!

"It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, hurry up and go!"

Wang Yong and his gang walked out of the alley and met a group of police patrols.

At this moment, the air became very quiet.

The two groups of people just looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and no one moved.

On the contrary, the police officers all had their eyes twitching wildly and had strange expressions.

There was a large group of people in front of them, including female workers in factory uniforms, sexy young women with exposed thighs, and a sweeping lady wearing a sanitation vest...

There is nothing wrong with putting these people alone in any place.

But when we come together, no matter how we look at it, it will be inconsistent.

Wang Yong and the others swallowed their saliva and wanted to retreat back to the alley, but it was too late.

The leading policeman walked up to Xu Da and shouted: "This is aunt."

Xu Da groaned and looked around: "Who are you calling?"

Wang Yong behind him reacted immediately and poked him in the back: "Sister Xu, the police comrade is calling you. When will your deafness get better?"

Xu Da was furious.

I'm obviously a young girl, but how do I look like an aunt?

The police asked: "Hello, aunt, did you see a group of suspicious people passing by?"

Xu Da suddenly became a little panicked, should we count?

The police thought he was nervous and said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, we are looking for some suspects, all of whom are male."

"I just received a report from the public that there are many strange men operating nearby. Have you seen them?"

Everyone immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the secret was not exposed, otherwise it would be all over.

It seems that their camouflage skills are quite successful, and they can't see any flaws even when they are so close.

Of course, it has something to do with the darkness.

Xu Da was still hesitating about what to say. Wang Yong had an idea and immediately jumped in. He said in his voice: "I saw it, I saw it, they are in the alley!"

Chen Erhu followed suit and said in a clipped tone: "Yes, yes, it's so scary. A bunch of little guys with crew heads, they don't look like good people."

Several people in the alley had not yet left, and their eyes widened when they heard these words: Damn, what a fool, you actually betrayed your teammates!

They were afraid of being caught, so they ran away.

Hearing the noise, the police immediately gave chase.

Sure enough, I saw a few voices running away wildly.

"Stop, don't run!"

Several people ran wildly while yelling: "These bastards have no sense of loyalty and actually sold us out! I'll make you an immortal!"

They quickly climbed over the wall and escaped pursuit.

Chen Erhu stretched his head and looked at it, hehehe silly music: "It's running pretty fast."

Xu Da patted him on the head and quickly urged: "What are you doing standing still? Hurry up and wait for them to come back and catch you!"

"Yes, yes, go quickly, go quickly!"

Soon, a group of people stepped on high heels and disappeared at the end of the street.

Behind the telephone pole at the intersection, Lin Hui crossed his hands and raised a smile: "These guys finally have a longer memory and are better at learning!"