Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Soon, all the porridge he brought was consumed.

The bottom of the pot was scraped clean, not a drop was left.

Lin Hui didn't taste it either, but when he saw the Blue Army drinking so gusto, they all looked like they still had more to say.

I guess this secret eight-treasure porridge will taste good.

"Thank you to the village chief, thank you to the fellow villagers!"

The brigade commander saluted everyone and said with a smile: "After drinking your porridge, we feel more energetic. We will definitely train harder in the future to protect the country and you!"

"it is good!"

The village chief led everyone in enthusiastic applause.

Then he packed up his things and went back with the basket.

Looking at the backs of the flat-headed fellow villagers leaving, the brigade commander was filled with emotion: "Did you see that even the fellow villagers are on our side? It's hard for us to lose this battle!"

"Before I came here, who said the locals were xenophobic? I thought they were very enthusiastic. They even brought out such good things to entertain us."

The chief of staff also smiled and nodded: "The old saying is true, we can never be separated from the people at any time!"

……

In the woods in the distance.

The villagers were carrying baskets, and the village chief smiled at Lin Hui and said, "How about it? We just performed well, right?"

Lin Hui gave a thumbs up: "It's not just okay, it's simply amazing. If this was really a war, it would all be meritorious!"

Everyone was delighted, with joy written on their faces.

After tilling fields all his life, he never imagined that he could become a hero again.

Just go for this, this flat head is worth pushing!

"Fellows, please go back first and leave the rest to us."

After Lin Hui finished speaking, the fellow villagers all stood where they were, and no one moved.

Lin Hui was completely confused. He looked at the village chief curiously and asked, "Village Chief, what are you doing?"

The village chief said with a smile: "What, we want to stay and see if we can help in any way."

Lin Hui was numb: "Aren't you in a hurry to go back? It's already dark."

"Don't worry, don't worry, nothing will happen when you go back."

People in the village don't have much entertainment if they rush up there even after dark.

These days, every village in rural areas has not yet been electrified.

There are no street lights, and when it gets dark, everyone stays at home and doesn't come out. It's very boring.

Might as well stay here and watch the show.

This is much more fun than going home and watching a black and white TV.

Lin Hui looked at the "simple" smiles of the fellow villagers and understood immediately.

I want to stay and watch the excitement.

Lin Hui looked at the village chief helplessly: "Village Chief, are you still nervous and scared and want to leave? Why don't you leave now?"

The village elder blushed: "Isn't it because I was inexperienced and nervous at first? But it gradually got better."

"To tell you the truth, just now, I was thinking about the scene in the war movie where the common people helped the Eight Route Army deceive the little devils, and then they thought the other party was the little devil, and I immediately felt less nervous."

Lin Hui almost vomited blood, the fellow's imagination is rich enough.

Those blue soldiers knew that they had something good to do. When the fellow villagers served them porridge, they thought of them as little devils.

I might be so angry that I chewed the bowl into pieces!

Lin Hui said dumbfounded: "Village Chief, you better stop watching. This is just an exercise. It's fake. There's nothing interesting about it. Besides, we have to save some face for others, right?"

"It's okay to kill them for us. How uncomfortable it will be for them if you see them again."

Although it was acting, Lin Hui still had to save a little face for others.

Let the common people see this crackling scene, which is too detrimental to the image of the military.

The fellow villagers are also sensible people and don't bother too much.

The village chief smiled and nodded: "Okay, if you don't want to watch it, I won't watch it. Then let's go back."

Before leaving, he quietly pulled Lin Hui aside and whispered: "Young man, next time something like this happens again, you still call us, uncle and aunt are experienced!"

Lin Hui couldn't laugh or cry. Are you addicted to this?

He nodded perfunctorily and waved all the fellow villagers away.

After the fellow villagers left, Lin Hui quickly took the people back.

The cat is near the Blue Army brigade headquarters, carefully observing the situation in the distance.

Wang Yong was lying on a mound, grinning evilly: "I really miss the joy of exploding shit. I wonder if I can relive it again in a while. This is what I will live by for the rest of my life!"

"Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fine!"

Chen Erhu said confidently: "I'll release a lot this time, and it's all for cattle and sheep. The medicine is very powerful. I'll make sure I can pull them back to the spot and take off later!"

Everyone else had evil smiles on their faces.

During that exercise, they were wiped out shortly after they came up.

They had only heard about the sudden disappearance of the Blue Army Missile Battalion, and no one had ever seen it.

I finally had the opportunity to experience it in person, and everyone was naturally excited.

Zhang Jiantao couldn't help but sigh: "Last time it was a battalion, this time it is a brigade, my dear, this is so spectacular! It is simply a biological and chemical weapon!"

Zhou Zhongyi sighed helplessly as he looked at everyone's eagerness to try.

How could such a good steel tiger be brought to this state by Lin Hui?

One by one, they all failed to learn well.

Forget it, as long as you can win the battle, just be immoral. Soldiers never tire of deceit.

It can be regarded as giving the Blues a long memory, and it is also for their own good.

Lin Hui said to everyone: "Change your clothes quickly, prepare weapons, and be ready to fight at any time!"

Everyone immediately put on the military uniforms that had been hidden in advance.

All bullets loaded!

Time passed by minute by minute.

Soon, a transport convoy drove out of the Blue Army camp.

But before they had gone very far, the truck suddenly stopped.

The car door opened, and the driver covered his buttocks and ran towards the camp as if his buttocks were on fire.

After a while, the other soldiers in the car also crossed their legs and ran towards the barracks.

"The medicine is working."

Lin Hui smiled slightly.

But no attack order was immediately issued.

Although the laxative this time is very strong, everyone's physical fitness is different, and the effect of absorbing the medicine is naturally different.

You have to wait a little longer. The best time to attack is when everyone is gone.

Soon the guards outside the barracks turned pale.

One by one, they ran back holding their stomachs.

In a short time, all the guards at the door were gone.

Immediately afterwards, screams came from a large number of people in the barracks, which sounded like they were having trouble giving birth to a child.

"It's now, go!"

Lin Hui waved his hand, and everyone rushed out like wolves and tigers. The smiles on their faces were as wild as they wanted!

At the same time, the camp was in chaos.

Everyone rushed towards the toilet with their buttocks between their hands.

"It can't be done, it can't be done, it's going to spurt out!"

"Let let, let let!"

"Don't squeeze me. If you squeeze me any more, I'll wet my pants!"

The brigade commander rushed out of the headquarters holding his stomach, looked at the chaotic camp, and cursed angrily: "What's going on? Everything is fine, why are you all having a stomachache?"

The chief of staff came out holding on to the wall and walked over weakly.

As soon as he finished eating, his stomach started to feel rumbling.

In less than 10 minutes, I ran three times and my legs became weak.

He was trembling like a waning old man: "Is there something wrong with my fellow villager's eight-treasure porridge?"

The brigade commander slapped his hand on the wall and glared at him fiercely: "Don't talk nonsense, the army and the people are in love with each other, the fellows always bring the best things to entertain us, how can there be any problem?"

"Don't say anything that is not conducive to unity. It must be because we are not accustomed to the climate!"

"Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, I have to go pull it, remember to deliver the paper for me!"

As he spoke, he held his butt and ran to the toilet.

There was a crowd of people crowding at the door of the toilet, and no one could get in.

Seeing the brigade commander coming with his legs crossed, a guard quickly shouted: "The brigade commander is here, give way and let the leader pull first!"

Sure enough, no matter what time, they always keep the concept of superiors and subordinates in mind.

The crowd parted immediately, and the brigade commander ran in quickly.

There happens to be a pit!

Just as his sphincter was reaching its limit.

The brigade commander unbuttoned his belt as quickly as he could in his life and squatted down.

With a burst of crackling cannons, his face finally relaxed: "It feels so comfortable!"

At this moment, fierce gunfire suddenly came from outside.

bang bang bang...

The brigade commander was shocked and immediately became serious: "What's going on? What happened?"

Even the people below subconsciously closed the gates and increased their vigilance.

In the pit next to it, the third regiment commander stood up from a squat, looked at him and asked: "Brigade commander, have you brought any paper?"

The brigade commander was furious: "Get out of here and deal with it yourself!"

At this moment, the hoarse throat-breaking voice of the Chief of Staff came from outside: "Brigade Commander, stop it, pick up your pants and run, the enemy is coming!"

"What? How is this possible?"

The brigade commander trembled with fright, and the gate instantly lost control, sputtering and spraying a lot more!