Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

"Lin Hui, Lin Hui... Damn it!"

Lan Guangzhi was frantically lying on the "wooden donkey".

Walking from a distance, looking at him from afar, he looked like a large genetically modified perverted catfish, struggling on the "wooden donkey".

Especially the big butt moving up and down, coupled with the head shaking left and right, it was so festive.

Lin Hui couldn't help laughing.

As if sensing Lin Hui, Lan Guangzhi tried desperately to turn his head, but could only turn halfway.

He even moved his eyeballs to the corners of his eyes and even stuck out his tongue, as if hoping to adjust the angle a little more with his tongue.

"Lin Hui, Lin Hui...you...fuck...come...over here! Cough cough cough cough..." Lan Guangzhi even started coughing because of shouting.

Lin Hui put his hands behind his back and strode up to Lan Guangzhi with a smile on his face.

Just now, seeing from a distance, Lan Guangzhi looked like a perverted giant catfish. Now, he looked like a pig tied to a stick during the Chinese New Year, but his butt was still sticking out and his body was sunken.

Especially the two ropes tied around his big pectoral muscles made him look particularly eye-catching.

“Hahahahahaha…” Lin Hui laughed so hard that tears burst out of his eyes. He pointed at Lan Guangzhi and laughed so hard that he fell backwards.

Lan Guangzhi was so angry that he almost exploded: "Lin Hui, you are too much. You tied me up like this, and you are still laughing? Look, is this kidnapping, huh?"

"Let me go quickly!"

Lin Hui wiped away his tears and tried hard to stop laughing, but his face still twisted.

He looked away, trying to look at the ground: "Master Lan, Old Lan... you misunderstood. I am usually a very serious person."

"Besides, we have all received professional training and will not cry or laugh at will. Just now, I just thought of something funny..."

"What are you thinking of?" Lan Guangzhi roared.

Lin Hui said seriously: "I thought of the monkey I raised. Recently, it took in a concubine. It was completely obedient. It's funny to think about it."

Lan Guangzhi's eyes were filled with anger.

Nonsense, he doesn't believe it!

"Let me go, or at least tie me up like them." Lan Guangzhi growled, "Hurry up, hurry up..."

Lin Hui tried hard to hold back his laughter: "Old Lan, Old Lan, please stop yelling. It's useless even if you yell until your throat is hoarse."

He felt a little uncomfortable holding it in, so he simply turned his head away a little: "I told you, you have to help me with this favor, who asked you not to cooperate?"

"Is it okay if I cooperate now?" Lan Guangzhi was about to cry: "Please, just let me be like them, don't let me be like this, it's too embarrassing!"

Lin Hui sighed: "Okay."

The moment he turned to look at Lan Guangzhi, he burst into laughter again with a "puff".

Lan Guangzhi was about to cry, but he held back his tears and yelled angrily: "You said you were not laughing at me, but you are laughing at me! You bastard..."

Lin Hui covered his face and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it, I just couldn't help it."

"Jiang Liang."

"To!"

Lin Hui laughed and shouted, "Who told you to tie up Commander Lan like this?"

Jiang Liang said seriously, "At that time, Commander Lan was not very cooperative, so the brothers tied him up in a hurry. We were also very surprised that he turned out like this."

“Hahahahahahaha…” Lin Hui burst into laughter again, tears flowing uncontrollably.

Lan Guangzhi screamed angrily, "Nonsense! Is there anyone in your family who doesn't struggle when they are tied up? They did struggle, so why weren't they tied up like me?"

Jiang Liang said helplessly: "Master Lan, look at your subordinates. They are all very skinny. You are the only one with a body size of yours. There are two of them for one."

"It's not easy for us to capture you. If we had known, we should have starved you for two more days to make you thinner, then this embarrassing thing wouldn't have happened."

Lan Guangzhi was about to explode!

You tied me up like this and you still want to starve me, are you fucking human?

As expected, there is not a single good person in the Flying Tiger Brigade!

"Lin Hui." Lan Guangzhi growled, "Let's not talk about the past. Now let me go."

Lin Hui smiled and looked at Jiang Liang: "Can I change it?"

Jiang Liang shook his head: "Report to the brigade commander, there is no time."

"How come there is no time?" Lan Guangzhi was struggling frantically: "You guys are in a hurry to reincarnate, how come there is no time? Hurry up, change your position for me, change to a more comfortable one!"

Lin Hui looked at Jiang Liang, and Jiang Liang cooperated by spreading his hands: "Report to the brigade commander, you have already issued the combat order. You have wasted a lot of time just talking."

"Now, we can't waste a second. Besides, there are too many knots on Master Lan's body. It takes time to untie them, and it takes time to tie them up again."

Lin Hui nodded, holding back a smile as he looked at Lan Guangzhi: "I'm sorry, Old Lan, military orders are as heavy as a mountain, and I have to obey them myself, otherwise how can my soldiers listen to me?"

"You are the division commander, and you also lead the troops. You must understand my difficulties."

"I know you're a jerk!" Lan Guangzhi cried and twisted his body wildly, "Shitting doesn't hinder my work, can't you just untie me?"

"If it doesn't work, you can just untie my back. My upper body will be like this. I can kneel here. Don't make me do this!"

Lin Hui sighed helplessly: "I'm sorry, Lao Lan, next time if you tell me earlier, we can make arrangements in advance. This time, you just have to bear with it."

After saying that, he stepped aside and waved his hand vigorously: "Execute."

"Yes!" Jiang Liang shouted, "Execute!"

"yes....."

A group of soldiers immediately pushed a cart and headed towards the Blue Army.

Lan Guangzhi was shaken to tears: "Lin Hui, you are such a bastard, I can't bear it...I can't bear it, can I bear it!"

At this moment, Jiang Liang smiled at him, and Lan Guangzhi's anus subconsciously tightened.

The next second, Jiang Liang pressed a large speaker next to him.

Then, Lan Guangzhi's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Brothers of the 35th Division, Lin Rui, I am Lan Guangzhi, don't resist, I have surrendered."

"Brothers, come and surrender... The Flying Tiger Brigade has prepared delicious food for us, let's make dumplings together!"

"Huh?" Lan Guangzhi's eyes almost popped out, and he shouted anxiously: "This is not my voice, this is not my voice, where the hell did you get it from?"

Jiang Liang smiled and leaned close to his ear and said, "Commander Lan, didn't you shout all day yesterday? Didn't you notice that we put a recording device next to you?"

"Ah?" Lan Guangzhi was shocked.

Jiang Liang said with a smile: "Now there is a synthesis technology, which is to record your voice and then synthesize your voice based on your voice line."

As he spoke, he pointed to the loud speaker and said, "That's how it's done... But Commander Lin and his troops don't know about it. They think you've become a traitor. Hahahaha..."

Lan Guangzhi looked at Jiang Liang's cocky look and was so angry that his head was about to explode!

At the same time, tears burst out uncontrollably.

He felt so wronged, really so wronged!

He was captured alive, tied up like this, and now he was pushed in front of Lin Rui to embarrass himself.

Most importantly, the other party should think that you are a dog traitor...

It’s so fucking unfair!

"Lin Hui." Lan Guangzhi yelled hoarsely, "You are such a born bad guy!"