Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Chug tug tug....

Tricycles were driving on the bumpy grass.

A military wife raised her binoculars awkwardly, her body swaying in the car.

"Did you see it? Did you see it?" A sister-in-law next to her asked anxiously.

"I saw it, I saw it," the military wife said, "The Blue Army's camp is just ahead."

"How are you sure it's the Blue Army's camp?" asked the military wife next to her.

The military wife put down her binoculars and said, "Idiot, we came from the Flying Tiger Brigade. This must be the Blue Army."

"Yes, yes, it should be like this." The sister-in-law next to her looked like she was naturally dumbfounded: "Then let's not separate?"

"Then they must be divided." Li Hong took a deep breath and said, "Didn't I say that the Blue Army has three divisions? Let's start from three sides."

"Xiao Ding, take some of the people to the left. Xiao Qian, take some of the people to the right. The rest of the people will follow me forward."

"Remember, after separation, everyone must spread out a little bit. Don't stick together. You will be suspected at a glance."

A sister-in-law gave a thumbs up: "Sister Li, you are worthy of being the wife of the commander of the Flying Leopard Brigade. She can take command, you are awesome."

Another military wife said: "I think it's okay for you to command the troops."

Li Hong chuckled and said, "I often hear that guy from my family is fooling around at home. After a long time, everyone will know how to do it."

"Okay, okay, everyone, stop gathering together and spread out. Brigadier Lin is still waiting for news from us."

"Don't wait until the Blue Army has mobilized before we arrive. It will be too late and it will miss the big event."

"Yes, yes," Ding Ning said, "Everyone, please spread out, spread out."

Immediately afterwards, the three leading military wives each selected a group of people.

The three-wheeled convoy immediately dispersed and headed in three directions, spreading further apart as they advanced.

Suddenly, the entire grassland was full of tricycles.

Behind them, the soldiers who escorted them watched them disperse from a distance, with a smile on their lips.

The leading company commander sighed with emotion: "Sisters-in-law are just sisters-in-law. We military wives are just different from ordinary people."

Several other soldiers also nodded.

How can ordinary people have such order and coordination ability? Only military wives can do this.

"Did you see that?" The company commander turned back and glared at everyone: "When you marry from now on, you have to marry someone like your sisters-in-law. Don't marry stupid geese, or marry those fools who never let you see the world."

"Understood." Everyone nodded together.

......

As we got closer and closer to the camp, the tricycles spread out more and more.

Li Hong turned around and saw that everyone was far away. She felt extremely uneasy and began to recite the names and prices of snacks silently.

The sister-in-law sitting next to her was so nervous that her whole body was trembling: "Sister Li, we won't reveal our secrets, right?"

"It won't happen if you just relax." Li Hong said, "Remember, we are here to sell things, not to spy on information."

"Yes, yes." The military wife nodded: "We are here to sell things, not to scout, we are here to sell things, we are not here to scout, we are here to sell..."

"Shut up." Li Hong glared at her angrily: "Be normal."

"Yes, yes, I'm normal, I'm normal." The military wife wiped her face vigorously: "It's just like normal, normal, normal..."

Li Hong rolled her eyes feebly, but her hands were shaking too. It would be damned if she wasn't nervous. After all, this was her first time doing something like this.

Soon, they arrived near the camp, but as soon as they arrived, they were dumbfounded.

"Damn, I'm too late." Li Hong's eyes widened and he saw many powerful military chariots arriving outside the camp.

Some came on motorcycles, some came on carts, and some came on tricycles.

Everyone dispersed into one group and walked towards the camp while shouting: "Come and eat, comrade soldiers, come and eat. I have a lot of delicious food here. Come and buy it quickly."

"Comrades who are soldiers, come here and buy food..."

"What should I do?" The military wife looked at Li Hong tremblingly.

Li Hong frowned deeply: "We are here to perform a mission. Brigadier Lin said that the most important thing is to let the soldiers come to buy things from us."

"If they snatch it away, how can we get the information?"

She took a deep breath, turned around suddenly, unbuttoned and took out a walkie-talkie.

After pressing it down, he said: "Everyone, pay attention. Everyone, pay attention. Many people have come to sell things and take away our business."

"Don't hesitate, just remember that you are selling things, grab them, and let the soldiers come to buy things from us."

"know."

"know."

"Know....."

A response came over the intercom.

Li Hong fastened her buttons, took a deep breath, and rushed over on her tricycle.

Squeak!

Her car stopped in front of a motorcycle, and then she yelled hoarsely at the top of her lungs at the camp.

"Come and buy something, come and buy something..."

The military wife next to her became excited when she called her like this. She stood directly on the tricycle and waved vigorously towards the camp: "Brothers who are soldiers, come and buy something. The food here is delicious and cheap."

"Come here quickly and take care of my sister-in-law's business. Come here quickly..."

The soldiers who were busy in the camp were startled by these two voices, and they all turned their heads.

The fellow rider on the motorcycle was also startled. Seeing the two women standing in front of him, his eyes widened: "Stealing business?"

He immediately jumped off the motorcycle, furious, and walked quickly to the two sisters-in-law.

He also shouted to the camp: "Brothers, come and buy things from me. The things I have here are very cheap. They are guaranteed to be cheaper than the one next door. Come and buy them."

"Hey, this is vicious competition." Li Hong glared at him angrily.

The motorcycle man said with a proud look on his face: "You are still robbing me of my business. First come, first served. Don't you understand? This area is mine, and I am robbing you. What's wrong?"

After saying that, he continued to shout at the top of his lungs: "Come and buy, come and buy things, our things are cheaper than theirs."

Li Hong suddenly became angry, turned around and picked up a loudspeaker from behind.

A piece of music was immediately played inside: "To kill rats, to kill rats, use my rat killer. It can kill any kind of mice. To kill cockroaches, to kill cockroaches, use my cockroach killer. It can kill any cockroach..."

The soldiers in the camp were speechless. Are you here to sell things or to kill people?

Li Hong was also stunned for a moment. He fiddled with the loudspeaker for a long time but couldn't get it out.

She simply shouted at the top of her lungs: "Buy something, brothers, come and buy something...the things are cheap and good."

"Come and take care of my sister-in-law's business. My sister-in-law's family is full of sick people. They all need me to sell things to support them."

"Brothers, come and take care of my sister-in-law..."

The man on the motorcycle next to him originally wanted to see a joke, but when he suddenly heard Li Hong shouting, his face turned pale.

And with a loudspeaker?

Isn’t this pure cheating?

His eyes suddenly turned red, and he simply used his ancient strength and yelled crazily: "Brothers who are soldiers, come here to buy things. The things I have here are half price, come and buy them quickly."

Hearing the shouts of the motorcycle man, Li Hong's shouts suddenly became louder, and the sound of the horn instantly drowned out his voice.

The military wife next to her looked at the motorcycle man proudly: "Shout, shout, even if your throat is broken, your voice is not as loud as ours. Hahahahaha... sell things, sell things!"

The military wives on several nearby tricycles also started shouting.

The woman's voice had a penetrating power and was very high-pitched. It immediately silenced the voices of the people selling things nearby.

In addition, they may be used to yelling at their own men, and the penetrating power of the sound is particularly strong. The blue troops in several nearby camps all heard magical sounds in their ears.

"Selling things, selling things... Come and buy things..."

Many officers and soldiers who were still preparing carefully turned their heads and looked outside curiously.

"What's going on?" A colonel came out and looked outside seriously: "Where are you selling things? It's outrageous. This is an exercise area, why has it turned into a vegetable market?"

A staff officer smiled bitterly: "Commander, this is a powerful military tank. We can encounter it during general exercises. No matter where we go, there are ordinary people like this. They just stare at our troops and sell things."

"Normally, soldiers would secretly buy something from ordinary people."

The leader frowned.

Of course he also knew about the powerful military chariot.

The soldiers below bought things secretly, and as long as he didn't see it with his own eyes, they all agreed to it.

After all, taking care of the people's business and improving the morale of the troops is not a big deal.

But now there are people selling goods outside, and it’s noisy.

His brows furrowed deeply: "Send someone out to check. I heard that the guys from the Flying Tiger Brigade have many tricks up their sleeves. Maybe there are some of their people here."

The staff officer was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Yes, I will send someone over to check it out immediately."

At the same time, the shouting outside has entered a feverish stage.

All the sisters-in-law were firing on all cylinders, and their harsh voices silenced the voices of the dozen or so people selling goods.

Especially Li Hong's trumpet sound, covering a large area around.

Several people were shouting almost hoarse, but they still couldn't suppress it.

"What a fucking bully." The man on the motorcycle got angry, rolled up his sleeves and walked directly towards Li Hong: "Get off here, this is my territory."

On the other side, other people selling goods were also angry. They rolled up their sleeves and rushed towards the sisters-in-law who were trying to steal the business.