Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Half an hour later, the devil's door opened.

Lin Hui and others leaned towards the window, looking through a crack and smiling.

A group of Japs tiptoed, bent over, and ran quickly outside the camp.

After a few ups and downs, he disappeared.

"These idiots, fools, they will be fooled if you tease them." Wang Yong laughed.

"It depends on who is going to tease him. If Tiger King teases him, they will definitely be fooled." Wang Chen also smiled.

Lin Hui waved his hand: "Don't praise me on this. It can be done by any of you, as long as you do it and scold me."

Everyone burst into laughter, and Jiang Liang said: "Just now, I saw that those idiots have bulging bodies, and they seem to have a lot of guys with them. These idiots want to show no martial ethics to us."

"Hmph, when did the Japs talk about martial ethics? Otherwise, we would call them Japs."

"Yes, yes, the little devils are just beasts. You can't trust them at all."

"So, it's reasonable and normal for us to lie to them."

"Okay, okay." Lin Hui waved his hand and said coldly: "It won't take long for the Japanese to find out. We have to act quickly."

"Yes!" There was a smirk on everyone's face.

"Brother Monkey, let's move!"

......

In the toilet, there was a row of people squatting at the moment.

Two rangers walked in with grunts.

Looking at the people squatting in the pit, their brows suddenly furrowed: "Hey, hey, hurry up. Are you planning to come out to squat in the pit so late at night?"

"Aren't you the same? You also came here late at night."

"The soil and water are a bit dissatisfying." A ranger shook his head: "Hurry up, stop being so long, let us solve it too."

"Okay, okay, soon, soon."

The ant soldier was about to wipe his butt when he suddenly noticed a bright light appearing under the tunnel.

He looked down curiously and saw a small paper boat coming along the water, with a flame burning on it.

"Fake!"

His butt was caught on fire and he jumped up.

You can even smell the burnt hair on your buttocks.

"Fake!"

"Fake!"

The people in front jumped up one after another, their buttocks burning.

"Who put this thing in, you bastard!"

When the two rangers saw it, they laughed mischievously: "Have you been teased by asking you to squat for so long? You..."

boom!

Suddenly there was a loud noise and the paper boat suddenly exploded.

No one expected that the paper boat was filled with flames and gunpowder underneath.

At the moment of the explosion, all the shit in the tunnel was smashed up and scattered in all directions.

The people squatting in the tunnel were covered from head to toe.

The two rangers who spoke were also slapped in the face.

"Ah ah ah, bastard, who did this? Bah, bah, bah, it really stinks..."

"Fuck Fuck, which bastard did this? Get out!"

At this moment, a burst of laughter suddenly came from outside the toilet: "Yo Xi, it's so fun, BaGeYa Road, hurry up, hurry up, hit the road as soon as possible!"

Everyone's eyes widened immediately and they were furious: "You stupid little Sakura, I'm going to fuck you!"

"Fake, I'm going to kill you!"

At the same time, in Okuni's dormitory.

Some soldiers were lying on the bed reading books, some were doing physical exercises on the ground, and some were directing and acting in some unknown drama like crazy people.

The atmosphere in the whole room is harmonious, but there is a warm scene in particular.

boom!

At this moment, two windows suddenly shattered.

All the Austrian soldiers were shocked.

"WTF?"

Everyone looked confused.

The next second, they saw clearly that what was thrown in was actually two hornet's nests.

"Ahhhh!" All the Austrian soldiers screamed in fear.

While they were screaming, countless wasps flew out of the two hornet nests.

As if sensing the people around him, he rushed directly towards the Austrian soldiers.

"Help!"

"Fuck it, who did this?"

"Quick, quick, cover yourself with a sheet, damn wasp, go away, go away!"

At this moment, a burst of laughter also came from outside: "Xingxi, walk quickly, walk quickly, it will be very bad if they find out."

An Austrian soldier shouted angrily: "It's the Sakura people, I heard it, it's the Sakura people outside!"

"What? What does Sakura want to do?"

"Go to hell, get these damn wasps away!"

"Ahhhhh...my butt, damn it, where are the stings going!"

The entire Austrian soldiers' dormitory was in chaos.

On the other side, in Bangzi's dormitory, a group of Bangzi gathered in a circle as if they were meditating.

In the midst of them lay a flag of their own.

Suddenly, captain Park Youbing opened his eyes and said loudly: "This time, there are many powerful enemies. In addition to the veteran Sam Rangers, there are also the Royal Guards, Hans and French Chicken, who never set the sun."

"The desert ace troops of the Ant Army and the jungle troops of Austria have also joined."

"In addition." A cold light flashed in his eyes: "The devils who came this time are also their latest elite troops. They are modern troops that integrate mountain, jungle, and plain operations. We cannot underestimate them. We must fight. Be very energetic."

"Yes!" Everyone nodded vigorously.

"Sir." A stick raised his hand: "What about the people from the Yan Kingdom? I heard that they are also elites coming this time?"

Park Youbing sneered: "The Yanguo people were okay a few decades ago. What kind of wars have they fought in the past few decades? But we are different. We helped Sam and fought in leap wars. Later, we also experienced countless small-scale wars." fighting."

"Our combat experience is always there."

He snorted coldly: "As for the Yan Kingdom, they only have strength on paper and are not worth mentioning at all."

Everyone laughed immediately, and Park Youbing continued: "So, our goal is..."

boom!

Suddenly there was a big hole in the roof.

Everyone was so frightened that they quickly looked up.

Bang bang bang... Several big lumps of cow shit fell from the sky and hit the center of their flag.

All the sticks stared wide-eyed, this was the most sacred flag in their hearts.

Now it was actually covered in a pile of cow dung, and everyone was as angry as they wanted.

"Asshole, Xiba, who did this!"

At this moment, the cow dung suddenly exploded.

The sticks sitting in a circle were defenseless.

Cow dung was beaten all over their bodies from head to toe, and captain Park Youbing even took a mouthful of cow dung.

All the sticks were stunned for a moment, as if they were petrified, and their noses were filled with the smell of cow dung.

"Bagh Yalu, Stinky Stick, now you know who is the most powerful, right? Once the competition starts, you'd better be careful, or else I'll beat you like cow dung!"

There was a shouting sound outside, and all the sticks turned their heads in unison, their eyes full of anger.

"What a stupid little devil!"

At this moment, in Sam's dormitory.

Captain Logan put down the map in his hand and stood up in surprise.

Someone next to me asked curiously: "Logan, what's wrong?"

Logan slowly walked towards the window: "Didn't you hear any strange noises outside?"

When he said this, others immediately reacted.

Another guy stood up: "I seemed to hear a strange sound, like a scream."

"Why do I hear angry screams?" another guy said.

"What happened?" Logan walked towards the window curiously.

There was a bang, and his face was just close to the window.

A stone smashed the glass and hit him directly on the head. The pain caused him to grin and retreat, feeling a handful of blood in his hand.

"Fake, who did this!"

Others jumped up immediately, their eyes full of anger.

Bang bang bang!

At this moment, the windows shattered and a large number of stones came in.

All the Sam Rangers were so frightened that they cowered on the ground with their heads in their hands.

But it was still too late. Many people were hit by stones and screamed in pain, instantly transforming into Ma Fu Ke Xia.

"You bastard, whoever is messing around outside will mess with Fake!"

They lay on the ground and screamed, but the people outside seemed to have no intention of stopping and threw stones in from all directions.

Even when they were lying on the ground, they were still hurt all over by the stones.

"Bageya Road, retreat, retreat, Yosi...that's enough, that's enough, don't kill people!"

Hearing a faint voice coming from outside, Logan's eyes widened instantly: "Jap, it's a devil's devil!"

On the other side, Lin Hui and others made a mess in the room.

The door suddenly opened, and several people rushed in immediately, saying excitedly: "Okay, okay, the dormitories of the ant army and the Canadian army have been made a mess by us."

"Okay, okay, everyone, get down on the ground quickly. If there are more rocks, we are also victims." Lin Hui smiled.

"Brother Monkey, hurry in!"

Several monkeys immediately jumped into the bag.

Lin Hui heard the noise outside, and smiled: "Let's get ready to go out, and go with everyone to seek revenge on the little devil!"

"Okay!" Everyone's faces were full of smiles.