Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.
Chapter 1224 The teacher is dying. He is about to die.
"The east wind blows and the war drums beat, who can our flying tiger be afraid of?"
"The west wind breaks, the gunshots are fired, and the invincible flying tiger is the flying tiger!"
"Oooo......"
Everyone in the Flying Tiger Brigade shouted excitedly.
Jiang Liang and Wang Yong were at the front of the team, swaying their buttocks left and right in response to the shouts, and bumping into each other from time to time.
Others waved their clothes and cheered for Lin Hui.
The Blue Army players were furious when they saw this, clenching their fists angrily, but they couldn't get angry.
Puff puff!
Suddenly, the captain who was drinking with Lin Hui sprayed beer wildly.
Holding the wine bottle, he fell straight backwards.
"Hold him, hold him!"
The men from the Blue Army rushed forward and helped the captain down.
"Oh oh oh!"
The people from the Flying Tiger Brigade shouted excitedly and danced even more happily.
Chen Erhu, Ma Xiaoshan and others also joined Jiang Liang's team and twisted their butts crazily at the Blue Army.
The blue army's soldiers seemed to be on fire but unable to fire.
There was no other way. In just a short time, Lin Hui had already knocked down almost a whole company of them by himself.
Their skills are not as good as humans, even if they have huge fire, they can't unleash it.
On the cliff, a group of big guys were laughing so hard that they couldn't close their mouths.
"Come on, come on, don't be stunned, let's drink some too." Fu Jingshan raised his glass with a smile: "Don't waste so many years of good wine."
Everyone laughed and clinked a glass together, but their eyes did not leave the bottom for a second.
"Lin Hui, this guy is really awesome. Even if he knows how to fight, he can also drink. He's so awesome!"
"What you're saying is, can a soldier who doesn't know how to drink be called a good soldier? Only his ability to drink is worthy of his reputation. This is a bad thing!"
The other boss's eyes widened: "You call this a drinker? This guy is clearly a wine bottle. How many bottles have he drank? More than a dozen boxes, right? If it were me, I would have to hold my bladder. Exploded!"
Fu Jingshan smacked his lips with lingering fear: "If I drink with ordinary friends, my drinking capacity is only two taels. If I drink with you, I will risk my life to drink with you. When I meet a guy like Lin Hui, hehe... I only drink Wahaha!"
Everyone couldn't laugh even if they wanted to. It is estimated that if it were them, they would have to drink hahahahaha.
"Old Lin."
Xu Qianshan looked at Lin Guangyao teasingly: "Lin Hui has such a good drinker, so he should be able to do as he pleases, right?"
Everyone immediately looked at him. Lin Guangyao's anus tightened instantly and he stared at Xu Qianshan: "You old boy are digging a hole for me? Don't listen to him!"
Xu Qianshan chuckled and said, "You don't have to listen to me, just listen to you. Don't you always say that Lin Hui inherited all your excellent genes? I didn't say that, right?"
"Correct!"
Everyone's eyes lit up and they stared at Lin Guangyao in a dastardly manner.
Lin Guangyao stepped back subconsciously: "He is like me in everything, except for drinking. Don't look at me, I can't drink. I was knocked down by him too, so don't look at me!"
......
puff!
puff!
puff!
The Blues fell one after another.
If one is sent out, spray one.
No one could last more than five bottles of beer in Lin Hui's hands.
In the blink of an eye, the Blue Army was lying in a row again.
The Flying Tiger Brigade screamed so loudly that their voices became hoarse, and everyone jumped up with excitement.
Everyone held hands and jumped to the left and right, quite neatly.
The Blue Army had completely lost their temper and couldn't even express their anger.
Everyone looked at Lin Hui blankly, their eyes full of horror.
"Is this a fucking human being? After drinking so much wine, he didn't even pee. Where did all the wine go?"
Little did they know that Lin Hui was truly a man who would never get drunk after a thousand cups.
After the beer enters the body, the system gives Lin Hui the basic self-healing ability and will automatically separate the alcohol in the drink.
And drain the alcohol out of his skin and pores.
If you look carefully, you will find that the land around Lin Hui is wet, which is excreted from his fingers.
belch!
Lin Hui burped and looked at the dumbfounded Lan Guangzhi with a smile: "Mr. Lan, there are already more than 100 people, right? We agreed that we will be the leader against the leader."
"You have allowed more than a hundred soldiers to serve as cannon fodder for you. If you still don't come out, then you are not considered a man."
"Don't say I look down on you, even your soldiers look down on you."
Lan Guangzhi's eyes twitched fiercely, and he looked around subconsciously from the corner of his eye. It seemed that there were indeed many soldiers staring at him.
Now, he wanted to slap himself in the mouth: Why is this mouth so delinquent?
Why did you say that the leader should compete with Lin Hui to the end?
This kid has already drunk himself whole company.
To compare with him is to humiliate yourself.
I have already lost, if I lose again...
Thinking of this, Lan Guangzhi couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to crawl in, or to be reincarnated.
"Mr. Lan, are you going to compare?"
Lin Hui wiped his mouth: "If there is no competition, I will continue to drink with your soldiers. If I drink another hundred, you Blue Army and our Flying Tiger Brigade will not have to compete, because our Flying Tiger Brigade is all like me." s level!"
"Yes!" The members of the Flying Tiger Brigade laughed, all of them extremely excited.
The Blue Army soldier's eyes twitched, and everyone knew that Lin Hui was talking nonsense.
If anyone can be as perverted as you, then the Flying Tiger Brigade will be a monster force.
However, they also believe that the soldiers of the Flying Tiger Brigade must be quite drunk.
After all, the brigade commander's drinking capacity is on display here.
Drinking with them is definitely humiliating yourself.
"Or." Lin Hui smiled and said: "Let's compete here and decide the outcome in one battle. Don't embarrass your soldiers. My soldiers will not be merciful."
With a snap, everyone in the Blue Army looked at Lan Guangzhi.
At this moment, Lan Guangzhi felt a thorn in his back, as uncomfortable as he wanted.
Now he really wants to go back and start over.
After the assessment, he should never talk to Lin Hui again or have any contact with the Flying Tiger Brigade.
Isn't this just a losing streak?
"Commander... how about I take your place?" the chief of staff whispered, "I don't know if I can withstand it."
"No!" Lan Guangzhi clenched his fists and said coldly: "If I ask you to take my place, will I, Lan Guangzhi, still be the teacher commander in the future?"
He glanced at both sides and took a deep breath: "Morale is important. Even if we lose, I will give everyone a break!"
After saying that, he strode towards Lin Hui: "Lin Hui, don't be so damn proud. Stop talking nonsense, it's just the two of us, let's fight it out!"
Lin Hui clapped his hands vigorously: "Mr. Lan really has the demeanor of a general..."
"But!" Lan Guangzhi stared at him: "I don't know how to drink!"
Hearing this, Lin Hui almost knelt down, and the jaws of the people in the Flying Tiger Brigade dropped to the floor.
"Mr. Lan, aren't you talking nonsense?"
"Yeah, there's no soldier who doesn't know how to drink. You must be lying!"
"Just like when you said you squatted down to pee, wasn't this just deceiving us?"
Lan Guangzhi's eyes twitched, he really peed while sitting down.
The main reason is that I am afraid that if I pee standing up, I will dirty the toilet and be scolded by my wife, but how can I say this...
Lan Guangzhi, a member of the Flying Tiger Brigade, shouted: "You can't drink, can't you? If you don't know how to drink, you are not a man. I will still beat the troops until they scream, and I will beat you to the point where you kneel down and call me daddy!"
"I don't know how to drink, and I am also an upright soldier!"
He stared at Lin Hui: "I'll drink Sprite with you, or Coke. You drink a bottle of beer, and I'll drink a big bottle of Sprite!"
He lowered his voice: "That guy drank too much and is quite sad. How about it?"
Lin Hui stared at him with a smile, and Lan Guangzhi's old face turned red instantly.
"If you think it's not enough, I can add..."
"No need." Lin Hui smiled and said, "Bring me the washbasin."
"Yes."
Soldiers from the Flying Tiger Brigade immediately brought two washbasins over.
Lin Hui waved, and someone brought a box of Sprite from the side.
He pointed to the two basins: "Fill one with Sprite and the other with beer."
"Yes!"
Wang Yong and Chen Erhu immediately went up with smiles.
Bang bang bang! The bottles were opened one after another, and they were poured into the basin.
Lin Hui looked at Lan Guangzhi with a smile: "Mr. Lan, you are old. I will not take advantage of you. I still understand the importance of respecting the elderly and caring for the young. I will drink as much as you drink."
"Whoever fails first will lose, okay?"
Lan Guangzhi's eyes widened: "I will drink as much as you drink? Aren't I taking advantage of you?"
Jiang Liang said with a smile beside him: "It's good that you know. Are you afraid? Hahaha..."
Lan Guang's eyes were filled with anger. This was how Chi Guoguo was humiliating himself: "I'm afraid of you! But, Lin Hui, don't regret it. This is your own choice!"
Lin Hui smiled and nodded: "I will never regret it. As agreed, whoever falls first will lose."
"it is good!"
The two immediately walked towards the washbasin.
One basin was full of yellow, and the other was full of white bubbles.
Jiang Liang walked up to the two of them as the referee and shouted: "Drink!"
The two immediately lowered their heads, buried their entire faces in the basin, and drank heavily.
All the surrounding soldiers surrounded him.
"Come on, division commander, come on, division commander!"
"Come on, brigade commander, come on, brigade commander!"
In the blink of an eye, Lin Hui picked up the basin and poured it into his mouth.
After a while, Lan Guangzhi also drank half of the basin.
He also picked up the basin with both hands and slowly poured it into his mouth.
"Mr. Lan, don't leak. Look at how much you've leaked. You can even raise fish!"
"Our brigade commander has already let you down, and you still cheat. How shameless are you?"
The people from the Flying Tiger Brigade were shouting, and the Blue Army was extremely popular.
I wanted to refute Lan Guangzhi, but the sides of his mouth were like floods. Only a blind man could not see it.
boom!
Lin Hui placed the washbasin heavily on the table, then burped and looked at Lan Guangzhi with a smile: "Lan, Mr. Lan, I've killed him!"
boom!
Lan Guangzhi also put the washbasin on the table, his eyes filled with bloodshot eyes, staring at Lin Hui: "Lin...poof!"
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Lan Guangzhi's mouth turned into a high-pressure water gun, and he fell straight backwards.
Puff puff...
One stream after another of water gushes out of Lan Guangzhi's mouth.
Like a small fountain, eyes turned white.
"Teacher, teacher, teacher, he is dead! Hurry, save the teacher, the teacher is dying..."
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