Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

"Hey, hey, hey...young people, I advise you rat tail juice, don't do this!"

"You are young and you still have a bright future. By doing this, you are embarking on the path of illegality and crime!"

"Young man, I'm a little older than you. Take my advice and don't do this. You can't control the consequences!"

On the big tree at the end of the village, Chen Ping was hung upside down while shouting.

Two ropes were wrapped around his feet, and the soldiers from the Flying Tiger Brigade worked together to hang him upside down.

Chen Ping's head was upside down, like the Chinese character "Ya", with his head only five centimeters above the ground.

Next to him, villagers were hung upside down in the same way.

Looking from a distance, the scene is spectacular.

Lin Hui walked up to Chen Ping in small steps, stayed beside him for a moment, and then walked towards the others.

"Everyone, stop pretending. What else is there to pretend? Don't tell me that I can see it, my soldiers can see it."

"In this deep mountain and old forest, young people have already gone out to work. Where is this place? This is the four provinces of mountains and rivers, and young people are very hardworking."

"There are no old people in your village. They are all young adults. Is this possible? Even the blind know that you are pretending."

All the "villagers" looked a little ugly.

Chen Ping's eyes twitched and he wished he could slap himself.

Why didn't he think that the old people should be allowed to stay, as long as they were not allowed to talk nonsense?

But it's useless to regret now.

Chen Ping was so angry that he shouted: "Our village is different from other places. We are all old people who go out to work, while young people farm at home!"

"The land is our treasure, passed down from our ancestors, and we must cultivate it well!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Others shouted: "I'm so stupid, she goes out to clean the men's restroom in the mall, and she earns a lot of money a month!"

"Yes, yes, my grandma just loves me and lets me grow old at home and work on the land. When troops enter the mountains again in the future, we can provide them with food and drink..."

Jiang Liang covered his face and almost hit the ground with his chin: "Listen, listen, are you saying this in human language? Even a donkey wouldn't believe this bullshit!"

"That's the truth! You have to respect the customs and habits of each place. When we get old, we will also go out to work!"

"Yes, this is a tradition passed down from generation to generation. You have to respect the local tradition!"

Zhou Zhongyi turned his head and looked at Lin Hui angrily.

Originally, he advocated gentle dialogue with everyone and talking peacefully.

But now, his lungs were about to explode: "What are you waiting for? Let's do it!"

Zhou Zhongyi stared at Lin Hui: "If you don't take action, I want to go up and kick you!"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Chen Ping shouted at him: "You look like a learned old scholar, how can you be the first to hit someone? Well, you, you can persuade them?"

"Where's your mother? I'm only over forty!" Zhou Zhongyi went up with a few kicks.

Lin Hui quickly stopped him: "Let's get down to business, don't get so angry. And they are right, we are the people's soldiers. We are not really fighting, it's just an assessment. We can't really torture them."

"When they report it to the authorities, we will be in trouble."

Zhou Zhongyi was stunned for a moment, and Chen Ping became confused when he heard Lin Hui's words.

Others also started shouting: "You are already breaking the law, put us down quickly!"

"My eyes are blurry and my head is dizzy. If I don't come down, I'm going to see my mother-in-law!"

"Hurry up and put us down. Soldiers can't treat civilians like this!"

All the soldiers of the Flying Tiger Brigade were extremely angry.

The evidence is solid, yet why are you still pretending to be a commoner?

The gun was turned out, it was so shameless.

Zhou Zhongyi clenched his fists: "These bastards are holding on here just because we don't dare to torture them."

"Damn it, can't you think of other ways?" Zhang Jiantao was also very angry.

Everyone was talking, Lin Hui patted Zhou Zhongyi and walked forward with a smile.

In an instant, the people in the Flying Tiger Brigade became quiet and all stared at Lin Hui.

Seeing Lin Hui's confident smile, everyone knew that he must have an idea.

Lin Hui walked to Chen Ping and stopped, looking at him with a condescending smile: "I will give you one last chance. If you don't say anything, we will leave."

"No matter what happens later, we won't care."

Chen Ping looked at him with a mocking look on his face: "Then you go, go as far as you can, even if we die, it has nothing to do with you. We hate you guys pretending to be soldiers now!"

"Yes, yes, you are not welcome in the village. This is a village that welcomes seniors!"

"Only true people's soldiers are welcome here, go away!"

Lin Hui shook his head: "You said this yourself."

He smiled and waved: "Everyone, prepare to evacuate!"

"what?"

Everyone's eyes widened in shock: "Are you evacuating now? Are you going to let them go?"

Zhou Zhongyi was extremely anxious: "Their hands are not tied, they are just hanging upside down like this. They will definitely be able to untie themselves. We can't go far before they can catch up or report us."

"Wouldn't we be completely exposed by then?"

Lin Hui yelled again: "Can't you hear the order? Everyone retreat, quickly!"

Everyone could only turn around helplessly.

An order is an order, and it must be carried out no matter what.

"We're really leaving." Lin Hui looked at everyone.

"Get out of here!" Chen Ping stared at him: "Don't think that this matter is over. We will definitely go back and report you, regardless of whether you are real soldiers or not!"

"If it is, then it will be miserable for you. If not, it will be even worse!"

"The police will come looking for you. Pretending to be a soldier is a serious crime, and you also have guns!"

"You talk so much, I hope you will talk as much later." Lin Hui smiled, turned and left.

Chen Ping watched Lin Hai leave with a smile, a hint of contempt on his face.

I originally thought that what happened next would be complicated, but I didn't expect it to be so simple.

Could it be that his stern voice and majesty scared them away?

Why didn't I realize that I still had this ability before? Could this be the aura of a king?

"What should we do now?"

"Captain, what should we do now?"

Some young people nearby began to whisper.

Chen Ping turned around as much as he could, made a shushing gesture to them, and lowered his voice: "Don't scream yet. Let's loosen the restraints after they go far away."

"Whoever has better waist strength should untie the rope first, and then everyone else will be untied."

"Okay." Many people nodded.

Chen Ping turned around with a smile, wanting to see if Lin Hui and the others had gone far, but he was suddenly startled.

A furry thing jumped out and landed on the ground, only a few centimeters away from the tip of his nose.

"What the hell is this Male Gobi?"

Chen Ping pulled hard with both hands and quickly moved his upper body back. Only then did he see clearly that the person in front of him was a monkey.

"Where did the monkey come from?"

Chen Ping stared at the monkey in front of him.

The monkey glared at him, as if he was frightened, and suddenly screamed and rushed towards him.

"What are you doing, what are you doing? Come down, come down...ah..."

Screams suddenly sounded.

The monkey struck directly between Chen Ping's legs like a drum, crackling and beating.

The sound spread clearly to the surroundings, and everyone's eyes widened.

"Get down here, dead monkey, and don't hit our leader's balls!"

"Get down, get down quickly!"

Chen Ping looked like he was dancing a disco while hanging upside down, holding his head in his hands, moving his body left and right, screaming in agony.

The monkey seemed to have found happiness. The monkey's face was full of smiles, and he was beating more and more vigorously.

"Damn monkey, come down quickly, or I'll stew you later!"

"Quickly, untie the rope and go rescue the leader, he is about to be blasted by the monkey hammer!"

Several people with good waist strength quickly bent down to untie the rope.

But just as they were about to move, they suddenly saw a row of monkeys squatting on the tree.

"F*ck!" a soldier yelled in fright.

People around were stunned: "What's wrong?"

"Monkey, monkey...so many monkeys!"

Everyone immediately raised their heads subconsciously.

The next second, it seemed like monkey rain fell on the trees.

Monkeys were flying around looking for targets. After a while, many people had a monkey between their legs.

"What are you going to do? Get down and stay away from us..."

Everyone yelled desperately and kept twisting their bodies, trying to shake off the monkey on them.

But the spread legs are like natural branches or a swing.

No matter how much they shook and threatened, the monkey remained motionless.

On a tree, Brother Monkey was lying there, supporting his head with one hand and eating a banana with the other.

puff! He spat out the tail of the banana, threw away the peel, and then roared.

In an instant, all the monkeys seemed to have received an order, and kept slapping their hands downwards.

Waves of screams suddenly echoed through the village.

"What is that screaming?" Zhou Zhongyi turned his head in surprise, and the others also turned their heads sharply.

Lin Hui looked over with a smile: "Maybe they are reluctant to let us go and want to beg us to go back?"

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ps: Here is an update. In the new year, the author wishes everyone that all their wishes will come true and everything goes well!