Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.
Chapter 1174 I can’t do it, fellow villagers. I can’t do it.
Lan Guangzhi opened the door, and a ray of sunlight shone on his slightly pale face.
He glanced at the sun and immediately covered his stomach again.
Gululu, my stomach is churning...
Lan Guangzhi's nerves also became tense.
But fortunately, after such a long time, I have finished pulling.
His body can now be controlled a little and he won't squirt easily and casually.
"Teacher, come and take some medicine."
The chief of staff came over at this time and handed over a pill with his left hand and a bottle of water with his right hand.
"What the hell?" Lan Guangzhi looked at him.
"The wind will stop."
Lan Guangzhi was stunned: "That Nicholas Tse who sang Thank You for My Love in 1999? Why did he change to this thing?"
The chief of staff laughed: "The laxatives stop until they stop..."
Lan Guangzhi rolled his eyes and understood instantly. He smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Nowadays, people are really good at naming. How can Nicholas Tse come out with an antidiarrheal medicine? But it's quite smooth."
He took the medicine and took it in one gulp.
The chief of staff said: "Everyone has already taken it. The health worker said that this medicine is very effective and will take effect within half an hour. From now on, take it every six hours. If you take three pills, you will be fine."
"but."
The chief of staff smiled bitterly: "Because everyone has diarrhea too much, this medicine can only stop diarrhea, but for the painful areas... we can only take it slowly. It will probably take two days."
At the mention of this, the corners of Lan Guangzhi's eyes suddenly twitched, and a burning pain came from the gate.
Although he didn't squat in the pit, his spraying didn't stop for a moment.
In the past few hours, he felt like he had squirted a month's worth of fluids. It would be damned if it didn't hurt.
Lan Guang clenched his fists angrily: "We must avenge this revenge on Lin Hui! Not only must we avenge him, but we must avenge him severely. I will tie him up and put laxatives into his mouth myself before the assessment is over. Get in!"
The chief of staff also clenched his fists and nodded vigorously.
As long as Lan Guangzhi gave the order, let alone taking laxatives, he would dare even Sai Tuoxiang to enter!
Lin Hui is so wicked!
"Sir, sir!"
At this time, the courtyard door was pushed open, and several fellow villagers came in carrying basins: "Hello, sirs."
Lan Guangzhi and the chief of staff rushed to greet him: "Fellow fellow, we are all people's soldiers, there is no need to call us officers."
The leading old man smiled and nodded: "Well...Hello, boss!"
"Hello, boss, hello, boss!" Several other fellow villagers bent down together.
The corner of Lan Guangzhi's mouth twitched, and the chief of staff smiled bitterly and whispered: "These are villagers in the mountains. Maybe they have watched too much TV, and most of them are anti-war dramas of the Republic of China."
Lan Guangzhi laughed: "Fellow, just call us comrades. Officer, boss, are all titles from the old society."
The old man chuckled: "Comrade, it's rare for you to come and station in our Backpack Village. On behalf of the young and old men in the village, I welcome you."
"Welcome welcome, warm welcome, welcome welcome..."
The men behind them all jumped up with basins in their hands, quite rhythmically.
Lan Guangzhi looked embarrassed: What kind of village is this, so good at singing and dancing?
"Fellow fellow, we are practicing, do you know about the drill?"
Lan Guangzhi said: "It is to train our troops' daily combat capabilities. When we need to fight, we will be able to defend our country."
"I know, I know, you are so awesome." The old man nodded vigorously: "That's why we are here to welcome you."
Lan Guangzhi said with a smile: "There is no need to welcome us. I want to ask you something, fellow villager. Can you inform the whole village, young and old, not to come to our place when there is nothing wrong, so as not to affect our work."
"Look, we have a lot of instruments on the car, and we need to be quiet when operating them."
The old man nodded quickly: "I know, I know. When I get back, I will immediately use the loudspeaker to shout to him. I will call him eighteen times a day, making sure that everyone in the village knows about it."
Lan Guangzhi's head is full of black lines, telling you to be quiet. You use a loudspeaker to shout eighteen times a day. Are you here to find trouble with me?
"By the way, comrades, you have just come to our place, so you should try some of our specialties. This is our old tradition."
"When the troops came before, my grandfather received them and fed them water and eggs."
"Hurry up, eat it while it's hot, eat it while it's hot..."
The old man opened the lid of the basin, and it was filled with yellow millet porridge.
Seeing this color, Lan Guangzhi's smile froze instantly.
The combination of some bad things made his stomach twitch in an instant, and he almost vomited it out on the spot.
This state and color cannot be said to be exactly the same, but at first glance there seems to be no difference.
There are still a lot of things in their car that have not been cleaned.
"Comrade, drink it while it's hot. It's made locally. It's very fragrant."
The fellow immediately filled a bowl and brought it to Lan Guangzhi.
Before it was delivered to him, Lan Guangzhi was frightened and backed away quickly.
The old man looked surprised: "Comrade, you dislike our food..."
The chief of staff waved his hand quickly: "No, no, don't get me wrong, folks, our division commander is having a stomachache, so..."
The old man laughed: "So that's it, then you can drink."
The chief of staff's jaw almost dropped to the ground. Why did he come out to block the situation?
With Lan Guangzhi acting like that, wouldn't it be good for him to make up for it with his appearance?
After some persuasion from the chief of staff, it was finally possible to persuade several fellow villagers to go back.
After the fellow villagers left, Lan Guangzhi immediately ordered that the remaining guards immediately block the surrounding area and did not allow the fellow villagers to approach at will.
After the guards all went out, Lan Guangzhi breathed a sigh of relief.
"Don't worry, Commander, it's very safe here." The Chief of Staff said, "Even if the Flying Tiger Brigade has wings, it's impossible to come here right away."
Lan Guangzhi glared at him fiercely: "Everyone in our camp seemed to think so like you before, right? But the Flying Tiger Brigade came and drove us here."
"Most of the people in the entire command center are gone, just because of your thoughts!"
"Old Wang, your thoughts are very, very, very dangerous!"
What I just said is okay for other people, but not for the Flying Tiger Brigade.
Because those people are not normal people.
Lan Guangzhi breathed out and said, "Notify all units immediately, and each regiment will dispatch a company to guard here. In addition, each regiment will dispatch three staff officers, three telegraphers, and two logistics squads to be here." Come."
"As soon as possible!"
"Yes!"
The staff officer nodded and smiled: "Fortunately, our communication vehicles are out, and we can still contact various units..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Lan Guangzhi staring at him with a gloomy face.
The chief of staff immediately shut up, turned around and ran towards the communications vehicle.
Looking at his back, Lan Guangzhi was furious: "The whole headquarters is gone and I can still be happy. I'm so heartbroken!"
He shook his head and prepared to turn around and walk towards the house.
But as soon as he entered the door, the anxious voice of the chief of staff came over: "Sir, division commander! Come here quickly, something big has happened!"
Lan Guangzhi's heart skipped a beat, and just as he turned around to run over, his stomach suddenly turned upside down.
I almost made a mistake again.
He took a deep breath, tightened the gate, and held it back for a while.
Then he trotted over with his legs between his legs in the posture of a two-pointed sheep-horse.
"What's wrong? What happened?" Lan Guangzhi shouted.
The chief of staff rushed down anxiously: "Something happened, division commander! After we left, Longya and Tianlang were attacked by the missile battalion, and then the area No. 4 where the missile battalion is located was bombed by the artillery battalion!"
"There are also many troops in areas 1 and 2 who were bombed by the air force again!"
"Everything is in chaos now. Each unit has suffered heavy losses. They are all yelling at each other, and they are about to start fighting!"
"What?" Lan Guangzhi's eyes almost popped out of his head in shock.
You can guess why without even thinking about it. It must be Lin Hui, the bastard who did this again.
Lan Guang was furious: "It must be Lin Hui, that bastard! He took over my command and used the combat system to give random orders, asking our own people to fight our own people..."
Lan Guangzhi's anger in this life was not even one-tenth as big as it was at this moment.
He now wished he could cut Lin Hui into pieces.
puff!
The emotions were too exciting, and a stream of heat suddenly spurted out uncontrollably from behind.
The chief of staff shouted anxiously: "Commander, what should I do? What should I do?"
Lan Guangzhi glared at him, turned around silently, and walked toward the house like Donald Duck.
"Commander, what are you doing? The troops are waiting for you!" The chief of staff was extremely anxious.
"Change your pants!" Lan Guangzhi shouted without looking back, "Damn, it's wet again!"
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