Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

"Today is a good day, we're going to have some fun!"

"I crawl all over the ground when I'm doing it, and I'm screaming when I'm doing it..."

Lin Hui faced the strong wind and listened to the songs written and directed by everyone, and felt indescribably happy.

To be honest, I have been a soldier for so long and have performed so many missions.

But today is the happiest day.

He even wanted to start a fire and express his joyful mood at this moment.

Playing small days is the basic appearance setting for all Yanguo people.

From the moment they come out of their mother's womb, all of us have the basic instinct of living a small life engraved in our bones and genes.

To know whether this person is from the Yan Kingdom, you can tell if he wants to kill Xiaozhi.

Especially these soldiers, each of them was born at the wrong time.

When training is the hardest and most tiring, everyone is always thinking about how great it would be to go and beat up the little ones.

Sometimes even Lin Hui wonders if he doesn't travel back to this era, to the anti-Japanese period.

Even if blood is spilled on the battlefield and arms and legs are broken, a few little devils will still be killed with their teeth.

I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it, I really didn’t expect it.

Today the dream can finally come true.

The little boy fell from the sky, waving at them from a distance, waiting for them to beat him.

Think about what a beautiful thing this is.

"Brigadier!" Zhang Jiantao's excited voice came from the headset.

"How are we going to beat up the little devils later? Can we roast them all?"

"I heard that there used to be a guy named Li Mei who played barbecue at their place, and there were a lot of acquaintances everywhere. I've grilled everything, but never grilled anyone."

"No, I've probably never roasted such a big beast before. Can you let me try it?"

Others also shouted excitedly.

"Brigadier Commander, I think what Battalion Commander Zhang said is very constructive. Let's just open our eyes and increase our knowledge!"

"Brigadier, please give me special permission. As long as you can help me survive my little life, I will kowtow to you!" Ma Xiaoshan shouted loudly.

"One is too few!" Tian Xinxin said with a smile: "You are such a thief. I heard this in the Pacific Ocean."

"One kowtow is worth a boatload of little devils. When you return home, you will go directly to the C position of the ancestral hall and be praised by future generations. Even hundreds of years later, everyone will have to kneel down and kowtow to you!"

Listening to the noisy voices of everyone, Lin Hui smiled and said: "Okay, okay, let's talk seriously. We are just dealing with a bunch of coast guard, we are not here to fight."

"If I really roasted those beasts with you, it would be very satisfying and relieve my anger, but how much trouble would it cause to the country?"

"How many innocent people will suffer, use your pig brains."

Everyone laughed.

Just now, everyone just had a good time.

Everyone knows it won't be that simple.

Although it was a small place as big as a palm, its industrial level was among the best in the world, and it was backed by Father Sam.

At present, there is no way to fight openly and openly, so we can only use some other means.

"Brigadier, what should we do?"

Lin Hui smiled slightly: "Didn't you hear me calling just now?"

Everyone was stunned and confused when they heard this.

No one knows what kind of medicine the brigade commander sells in his gourd.

Lin Hui smiled slightly: "Okay, okay, with your pig brains, all you can do is beat or kill. Besides these, what else would you do?"

He pointed at Zhang Jiantao and others: "Especially you, you are all commanders. Can you pay attention?"

"We have been promoted from the Tiger Regiment to the Tiger Brigade, and I want to give you a promotion as well."

"You pig-brains, what are you doing here? You've made all my soldiers stupid!"

Zhang Jiantao and Xu Da looked embarrassed, Jiang Liang chuckled and said: "Brigadier, it's not that we are stupid, as long as you are in front of us."

"You are so smart. Even if we are several times smarter than ordinary people, we are still bleak in front of you."

"Our admiration for you is like the roar of a river..."

"Shut up!" Lin Hui said angrily: "Now, everyone must take off their military uniforms. There must be nothing with our military logo on them."

"Take it off!"

"Yes!"

Everyone immediately took off their clothes.

"Report to the brigade commander!" Someone suddenly shouted: "We are wearing physical training uniforms underneath. It can still be seen that we are troops."

Lin Hui was stunned for a moment, looked inside, and was stunned.

They are all issued by the army, including their underwear and pants.

Moreover, with so many people wearing the same clothes, even a fool can tell where they come from.

"Then take it all off!"

"what?"

Everyone opened their mouths in shock: "All, all taken off? Put it in neutral?"

"What's wrong?" Lin Hui said coldly: "Is there an older girl here or a younger wife?"

"The surrounding area is empty except for us gentlemen, just gentlemen. What are you afraid of?"

"Come on, take it all off. Have you never seen each other's butts or something?"

Everyone looked helpless and had no choice but to take off their clothes from the inside out.

Zhou Zhongyi pointed at a soldier: "Why don't you take off your socks?"

The soldier said shyly: "I, I want to save a little bit of shame for the last time."

"Cover your grandma! Take off your clothes immediately, you really don't want to come here, you actually dare to hide it secretly!"

"Well, that's fine."

The soldier was about to take off his clothes, but after thinking about it, he shyly turned around and raised his buttocks.

"Oh My God!"

Zhou Zhongyi turned his head and covered his eyes: "You might as well take it off from the front, it's so dark!"

Lin Hui watched everyone take off their clothes and smiled slightly: "Now they can't recognize each other! We can do whatever we want now, and we won't cause trouble for our country. Let's go!"

"Brigadier, I have another question!" Xu Da shouted.

"Why so much nonsense? You're all naked and you still have so many questions?" Lin Hui growled.

Xu Da said awkwardly: "Although we are naked, our faces are still exposed here. If they use satellites or something to take pictures of us and then post them online, wouldn't we be embarrassed? ?”

"We are all running around now. If we were photographed, people would think we were having some weird sea party together!"

Everyone immediately nodded in agreement.

Lin Hui thought about it and realized that this was indeed the case.

When most people appear naked on the sea, it will inevitably give people a bit of reverie.

If someone takes pictures of your face again, put them online.

When I look back at my parents, I will be angry about my high blood pressure.

"What should I do with my face?"

"Underwear, wouldn't it be enough if the underpants go over your face?"

Everyone's jaws almost hit the ground.

Lin Hui immediately took out his pants and shouted: "Everyone stop the boat!"

"Rub it well with gasoline to get the color off!"

Everyone immediately realized that gasoline can wash away some dirty stains, and of course it can also clean the green surface.

All the boats stopped immediately and began to wash their pants with the fuel in the boats.

It's easy to say, but not at all easy to do.

Many people's pants are full of holes and the color has not faded much.

After a few minutes, everyone's pants were full of holes.

Finally, the original green turned into an unspeakable color.

Lin Hui was in the sea and rubbed it several times.

I wiped all the dirt clean before putting it on my head.

"Hey, I have my nose, eyes, and mouth. I'm really good at this!"

Everyone else rubbed their underwear until they were like rags.

When it is put on the head, not only the nose, eyes and mouth are exposed, but also most of the things that can leak out on the face.

But at least his face was covered.

Apart from looking extremely scary, it was absolutely unrecognizable.

Lin Hui turned his head, smiled and waved forward: "Let's go! Head to Taigong Island, we are not far away!"

"Let's go and fight the Japanese!"

Boom!

A ship immediately moved forward.

Wu Lang stood on the bow of the boat, and a gust of wind blew, making him shiver with cold.

He looked around, his eyes twitching.

After so many years as a soldier, this was the first time he went on a mission with his buttocks bare.

If the chief found out about this, he would be damned if he didn't lock him up for three months.

With a bang, my thigh was hit.

Wu Lang quickly opened his eyes: "What are you doing?"

Gu Wei quickly covered his head and said, "I'm sorry, captain, the wind was too strong. I didn't put on my pants, so I was beating everywhere."

Wu Lang's eyes twitched: "Then cover it, clamp it tightly, don't hit me!"

Gu Wei nodded vigorously, looked at the captain, and said with an envious smile: "If only I could be as young as you, I wouldn't have this kind of trouble. Sometimes being older is also a kind of trouble."

"You step on the horse and shut up!!"