Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

bang bang bang...

Intensive gunfire rang out.

The monkeys were frightened and scattered. All the special forces lying on the ground became targets and were quickly killed.

Seeing the thick smoke coming out of their bodies, all the special forces soldiers shivered.

They never dreamed that they would be killed like this.

It was so damn painful to die.

At this moment, the men from the Tiger Regiment came out from all directions with guns in their hands.

Zhou Zhongyi walked over with his legs crossed, groaning in pain, but couldn't help but feel proud: "What nonsense special forces? I can beat a dozen of you, and kill more than 100 of you, which is worse than swatting flies." easy!"

Li Meng's lungs were about to explode with anger. He hit the ground with his fist: "We don't accept it!"

Lin Hui smiled and asked, "What are you dissatisfied with?"

Li Meng said angrily: "Aren't you like you, asking a group of monkeys to come over and make chicken feathers?"

The other Blue Army special forces soldiers also looked dissatisfied: "Yes, I'm not convinced!"

"It's a war. If you find a group of monkeys, you're like a blue monkey!"

"Foul, foul!"

"We want to report to the director's department that you colluded with the monkeys and violated the rules seriously!"

"Yes, they are fucking Level [-] protected animals. We have reason to suspect that these monkeys were coerced by you through violent means, and you also ordered them to attack our fragile and sensitive places. It is simply crazy!"

Lin Hui was delighted: "If you have the ability, why don't you coerce one of them to show me? Let's see if they agree?"

The Blue Army special forces soldiers were immediately speechless.

They can't figure it out even if they scratch their heads.

Why would these monkeys help the tiger group?

Could it be that it's really because they don't have any clothes on and look like the same kind of people?

Li Meng was angry and angry, shouting at the top of his lungs: "We just don't accept it! You are hiding behind, sneaking around, and commanding monkeys to hurt people. What kind of real skills do you have? You are soldiers or circus performers!"

Snapped!

Wang Yong went up and said, "Why are you talking to our brother Hui? What's so arrogant about our defeated generals?"

Chen Erhu said angrily: "You can still be so confident even after death. The special forces cannot afford to lose."

Li Meng's face turned red with anger. He either couldn't afford to lose or was angry.

If he was ambushed to death by Lin Hui and the others, he could only blame himself for not being as skilled as others and not being able to see through the other party's tricks.

But he was killed by a group of monkeys...

I can't even write a report when I go back.

The captain might simply regard him as a psychopath and send him for treatment.

Lin Hui looked at him and said calmly: "If you are not convinced, it doesn't matter. I will give you a chance to fight us so that you can be convinced."

A group of Blue Army special forces immediately jumped up from the ground and shouted at the top of their lungs: "It's a one-on-one challenge. Who is afraid of whom? Come on, let's see if I don't kill you!"

Many people put on fighting postures and gritted their teeth.

Prepare to wash away the shame through strength.

These guys must be beaten up to relieve their anger.

Lin Hui chuckled: "Since you want to fight, then I'll satisfy you. Everyone, don't be stunned and come on!"

Everyone walked forward with a smirk, and the special forces soldiers quickly retreated in fear.

Li Meng shouted in horror: "What are you doing? What are you going to do? Didn't we agree to fight one on one? Why are so many people here?"

Lin Hui looked at him as if he were a fool: "You will believe whatever we say. How can you be such a simple special soldier? What age are you in this? You are still fighting in a one-on-one fight. Do you think you are a Western cowboy?"

He waved his hand: "Group them!"

Hundreds of people rushed forward excitedly and beat up these special forces soldiers.

Li Meng angrily broke away from the crowd, stood up and roared: "Fuck, don't go too far!"

Zhang Jiantao flew up and kicked him: "I'm calling you mom. If you have more lines, hit me! Brothers, hit me in the face. According to the virtue of being beaten, double the amount and add a twist!"

New hatred and old hatred are counted together.

During the last exercise, these guys took them to the headquarters.

He was also ridiculed severely, and this time he found an opportunity to take revenge.

The Blue Army special forces soldier was beaten until he lay on the ground, screaming in agony.

They only had this few people in total, and the Tiger Regiment had almost ten times as many people. Even if they wanted to, they couldn't resist.

"Okay, it's almost there!"

Lin Hui shouted, and everyone dispersed.

Li Mengmeng lay on the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and shouted with a bleeding nose: "You guys, you bully the smaller ones and use violence to kill your comrades. I, I'm going to the director's office to sue you!"

Lin Hui spread his hands with an innocent look on his face: "Don't talk nonsense. It was you who said you wanted to fight us. I am meeting your demands. Everyone, don't you think so?"

"Yes!"

The members of the Tiger Group were so angry that they felt relieved in their hearts.

Lin Hui looked at him: "Did you see it? The crowd's eyes are sharp, but to be honest, this is the first time in my life that I have seen such a mean request."

Li Meng was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood: "You are simply a bunch of scoundrels!"

Lin Hui chuckled: "Since you said so, let's just go rogue and take off their clothes for me!"

The Blue Army special forces were immediately frightened and kept retreating: "What are you going to do? Why do you want to take our clothes off? We can't be killed!"

Lin Hui rolled his eyes: "You are all dead, I am now a whipping corpse! Hurry up and take off all their clothes, and smear them with mud by the way, hurry up!"

Seeing a few special forces trying to struggle, he gave a friendly reminder: "I suggest you not to resist, otherwise, the end will be tragic!"

The people around him had evil smiles on their faces and clenched their fists.

The Blue Army special forces swallowed their saliva in unison.

A good man will not suffer the immediate consequences. If he resists, he will definitely get beaten again.

A special soldier closed his eyes, raised his head, and said like a chaste and martyr woman: "Come on, come on, you can only take off your clothes and do nothing else, otherwise, I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost!"

Lin Hui felt a chill, but you were the only one who acted the most!

Soon, the Blue Army special forces were stripped naked.

His whole body was covered in mud.

Lin Hui looked at them and nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad, it looks like we are almost the same this time."

Zhou Zhongyi walked over with a proud look on his face: "What a relief. I've avenged my revenge last time! What should we do now? Should we ambush other units of the Blue Army?"

Lin Hui smiled slightly: "I have a better idea. If we want to do it, we can do it with a big ticket."

"Oh?"

Zhou Zhongyi looked at him in surprise.

Lin Hui chuckled and said, "Commander, do you want to take over the Blue Army headquarters and beat up their commander?"

Zhou Zhongyi's excited eyebrows almost took off: "Why don't you think about it? I think about it so much! In the last exercise, those guys made us miserable. If we can destroy their headquarters, the division commander won't be happy when he finds out?"

"If we don't do it right, even he will have to help us plead with our superiors to save our army!"

"The command is given to you anyway, tell me what to do?"

Lin Hui turned his head and pointed at the Blue Army special forces: "Gag their mouths for me."

Everyone immediately went to gag these guys.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Hui picked up the communicator from Li Meng.

He coughed twice, cleared his throat, and then lowered his voice and imitated Li Meng's voice: "Report, report, we have successfully eliminated the Tiger Group!"

The person on the other end of the communicator suddenly became excited and couldn't wait to ask: "How many were destroyed and what was the result?"

woo woo woo...

Li Meng stared and whined.

He knew what this guy was going to do, he was going to impersonate them and do bad things!

Lin Hui waved his hand, Wang Yong stepped up and kicked him, and Li Meng instantly became honest.

Lin Hui said to the communicator: "We have wiped out most of the people, and the remaining people all fled into the woods! During the pursuit, we happened to find the red side headquarters, so we made a temporary decision to abandon those guys and attack the red side directly. Command."

All the blue army special forces' eyes breathed fire.

But because his mouth was gagged, he could only make whining sounds.

The guy on the opposite side was overjoyed: "The special forces are out, but it's different! Once the action is approved, you immediately pursue the victory and take down the red side headquarters, and the exercise is over!"

Lin Hui continued to lower his voice and said: "In addition, there is something to report. The guy who killed our headquarters in the last exercise has been caught by us."

"Caught alive?"

"That's right, we have tied him up with a rope and his mouth has been covered."

While speaking, Lin Hui glanced at the Blue Army people and smiled at them.

They were so angry that they almost carried him away.

Wicked, so wicked.

This guy doesn't even blush when he lies!

The blue army at the other end was so excited that he couldn't control himself: "Very good, very good! I must control this person and bring him to the headquarters. The commander must see this kid in person and give him a good treatment!"

The communication was hung up, and Zhou Zhongyi came up with a confused look on his face: "Lin Hui, are you planning to fake them and sneak into the headquarters?"

Lin Hui chuckled: "Is there a better way than this? Although these special forces were killed in battle, the signal transmitters on their bodies can still be used. Now we can wear the skin of the Blue Army Special Forces and do some incredible things. .”

Zhou Zhongyi suddenly had a bad smile on his face: "You are really full of evil!"

"Hey, I'll just take it as you complimenting me."

Zhou Zhongyi looked at Lin Hui curiously: "Then what did you mean when you said you were going to attack the Red Army headquarters? You can't really do it, right?"

Lin Hui said angrily: "How can that be possible? What do you think, I killed one of my own people?"

Zhou Zhongyi thought about it and said, "What do you want to do?"

Lin Hui said calmly: "Contact them immediately, but before that, we have to clean up a little bit, otherwise we will scare people to death if we just appoint them like this."

Everyone nodded. They looked like savages.

I really can't bear it if I don't have the mental capacity to bear it.

They can't scare friendly forces.

Lin Hui looked at everyone: "Hurry up and don't clean up your body. Just keep your clothes on and wipe your neck and face clean."

"Wait a minute!" Someone immediately asked: "The mud is already hard and stuck to the skin. It can't be removed without water. There are no rivers or streams nearby?"

Lin Hui said seriously: "Can't you use urine when there is no water?"

Everyone's eyes widened in horror.

Use urine?

Can you think of this?

Zhou Zhongyi was the first to jump out and object: "I don't want to do it. It's too disgusting to use urine. I'd rather rub it!"

The others nodded, it was indeed disgusting!

Lin Hui was speechless: "If you're not afraid of rubbing the skin off, it's up to you."

Zhou Zhongyi: "..."

Lin Hui asked coldly: "Do you still want to win?"

"miss you!"

"I want to do it quickly!"

Lin Hui said seriously: "This is a critical moment for our group's life and death. Whether we can win this battle depends on soaking in urine! Besides, just let you wet the mud with urine and clean your face. It's not Let you drink!"

"You've been exposed to wind and rain for so many days, and you've all eaten ants and cockroaches. Are you still afraid of peeing?"

Everyone looked at each other and felt that what Lin Hui said did make sense.

Real men are fearless.

They have eaten all the earthworms and caterpillars. Now they are wiping their faces with them instead of drinking urine. Are they afraid of a hammer?

"Guys, piss!"

"I urinate a lot. If you don't have enough, borrow it from me!"

A group of people immediately made small bowls out of leaves and started peeing.

Don’t forget to shake it, don’t waste a drop.

Zhou Zhongyi saw others risking their lives, so as the group leader, he certainly couldn't give in.

He opened the gate to release water into a small bowl made of leaves.

hiss……

Wang Yong came up and took a look: "Captain, are you a little angry?"

Zhou Zhongyi glared at him: "Whenever we destroy the Blue Army, my anger will go away! Get out of here, I can't even pee while you are standing here!"

Soon, he peed in a small bowl.

All the mud on the face has hardened. If it is not soaked with liquid, it may be just a layer of skin when it is peeled off.

Zhou Zhongyi held the yellow liquid in his hands and patted it on his face like a toner: "This smells so irritating!"

But in order to win, he could only grit his teeth and endure it.

At this moment, he turned around and found Lin Hui standing there motionless: "Lin Hui, why don't you pee?"

Lin Hui groaned: "I don't need to pee."

"Can't you pee?" Zhou Zhongyi was very generous: "Then I'll lend you some. I happen to pee a lot, so why don't you be polite?"

Lin Hui laughed: "No need to use it, I have water, why should I pee? This thing is so naughty and unhygienic?"

As he spoke, he took out a kettle from behind, poured some into his hands, and began to wash his face.

Zhou Zhongyi glanced at the corner of his mouth fiercely and cursed angrily: "Fuck you, you idiot, you tricked us into peeing, and you wash yourself with water!"