In the East Palace, Yuan Yuan and Li Tai sat face to face.

The prince went to the Mingde Hall to listen to the government, and King Zhao went to the martial arts field.

Li Tai sighed for the 136th time: "We have finished writing, and what is left is yours. Think faster and be more profound."

"You were not wrong in the first place. You just said that one more time, you will take a good look at my brother, advise him on his words and deeds, and just deal with him perfunctorily."

The chamberlain who was grinding his ink aside looked down at the ground, imagining that he was deaf.

Probably Li Tai also thought he was an eyesore, so he waved him out.

Yuan Yuan wrinkled her chubby face and scratched her double chin sadly.

Seeing that she was silent, Li Tai continued to guide: "You think of me as Aye, say what you want to say, and I will write it down for you."

Your Majesty is so shrewd that ghostwriting is impossible.

Yuan Yuan nodded solemnly, and after thinking for a while, her two round eyes looked at him dissatisfied.

"Uncle Erlang, if I, Aye, knew that you were beating me, he would beat the shit out of you!!!"

Li Tai quickly covered her mouth: "Who do you want to kill? No, you can't say this."

Yuan Yuan pouted.

After a while, he added: "Uncle Erlang doesn't let the prince's brother be called Tiezhu. He's not good at all!!!"

Li Tai covered his face and sighed: "If I write this, I will probably be beaten to death by my eldest brother."

He pinched the little boy's round face and said, "Why are you so obsessed with those two nicknames? I know that the prince cannot be called Tiezhu, and the prince cannot be called Gouwa. That would destroy his majesty..."

Yuan Yuanke was worried: "My nickname is easy to make a living on!"

Li Tai sighed: "It's easy to make a living with a bad name, so you have to be more elegant. Forget it, don't think about it, it's impossible."

Yuan Yuan let out a "hum", climbed onto the table with her little hands, took a piece of butterfly cake, and started eating it like a little mouse.

Li Tai wiped the debris from her mouth and said in compromise: "Then you can say whatever you want, just write a few words to communicate."

Yuan Yuan picked up another piece of butterfly cake and said while eating: "I want to give Bai Bai to Uncle Erlang, and let Bai Bai puff on Uncle Erlang's bed."

Li Tai: "...Pfft?"

"poo."

Li Tai: "..."

He regretted a little, having known earlier that he would have asked Li Ke to ghostwrite.

A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist.

***

In the afternoon, Li Shimin received the articles submitted by the children.

The prince, Li Ke, and Li Tai are all here, but the child is not.

Li Shimin read several people's articles carefully and nodded.

Then he picked up the letter written by Li Tai, the child's... letter?

"Uncle Erlang, I'm so sad. How could you hit me? But I'm not a vengeful boy. I decided to forgive Uncle Erlang. I won't let Bai Bai go to your bed to poop on me, even though Bai Bai did it on mine. Dad, but I still like it very much. I want to be with Bai Bai for the rest of my life and never be separated."

Li Shimin: "..."

It's obviously been polished, so I don't know what the original words are.

Li Tai looked down at his shoes, which were embroidered with birds with gold thread. They were made by his mother-in-law herself. They were beautiful and strong.

Li Shimin read it again and slammed the table angrily: "When did I hit her?"

Why did you learn to slander people at such a young age? !

The prince glanced at Li Tai, who was shrinking his neck, and replied: "Yesterday, Aye was so angry that he slapped her."

Li Shimin was stunned, and then his face was full of injustice: "I just patted it lightly, and I didn't even use any force!"

Seeing the silence of several children, he slapped the table again: "If I don't teach that kid a lesson, you will have a nickname today."

The prince and Li Ke looked at each other and shook at the same time. They both saluted quickly: "Thank you, Aye."

Li Shimin snorted coldly and asked Li Tai: "Then the little boy went back? What did he say?"

Li Tai coughed: "I said I would cut my sleeves with Uncle Erlang for three days."

Li Shimin: "..."

***

Yuan House.

When Yuan Fang and his younger brother came back from school, they habitually went to the chicken coop first to find the little sister they had missed all day.

Yuanyuan Zaer did bully her bald chicken in the chicken coop. She decided to be cold and cold for nothing, so she took Xiao Hei to chase the chicken together.

On weekdays, she and her two brothers get along well, but today when she saw someone, she covered her little chubby face defensively, preventing them from kissing.

"Big brother and second brother, we are enemies now!!!"

The two brothers looked shocked.

Yuan Fang: "How come we are enemies?"

Yuan Li: "Aren't we half-brothers and half-brothers with the same ancestor?!"

Yuan Yuan said seriously: "Brother Changsun said, I will take the exam soon, and brother will also take the exam. We are enemies!!!"

Yuan Fang was shocked. He really wanted to represent Taixue in the competition on the three subjects of Confucian classics and history and the six arts of ritual and poetry.

But his little sister was only three years old and she was also selected?

Is there no one in Hongwen Hall? ? ?

Yuan Li hugged her and said, "If my second brother doesn't participate, we are not enemies."

Yuan Yuan nodded, thought for a while, and took off one of his small hands.

Yuan Li "baji" kissed her, kissing her chubby face until it was deformed.

Yuan Yuan laughed happily.

"Second brother, let's chase Ermao together!!!"

Yuan Li glanced at his elder brother proudly: "Yes, good."

One big and one small ran away hand in hand.

Yuan Fang's hair, which remained where he was, was filled with loneliness.

The little sister doesn't like him anymore...

Blame him for being too good?

During dinner, the Yuan family all knew that Yuan Fang and Yuan Yuan were going to participate in the competition together, and they took it very seriously.

Yuan Shilang ordered: "Da Lang has also taken the Ming Jing Ke, and he has been doing a lot of testing in the past two days. Er Lang is good at counting, and he teaches Yuan Bao'er a lot."

Yuan Dalang nodded.

Yuan Erlang felt a little guilty.

When we were studying cars together before, he had passed the kid's arithmetic test.

It can only be said that their little prodigy, who has been able to count chickens since he was a child, was taught very well by the great Confucian in Hongwen Hall.

Anyway, when he was three years old, he was playing in the mud in the countryside and couldn't even count, let alone do arithmetic.

How can you refuse without losing face?

Yuan Yuan has already said solemnly: "Yeah, yeah, my second uncle is really awesome!"

Yuan Erlang's words of rejection stuck in his mouth, and he happily gave his little niece a piece of meat.

Well, let's play by chance later.

After dinner, Minister Yuan went to shovel the poop for the little white bear, and Yuan Yuan followed him with his arms folded.

The little kid walked out with an air of leading an adult to seek revenge on his little friend, with "It's all in vain" written all over his face.

Yuan Shilang took the tool, coughed, and advised: "Bai Bai is still young, you can't treat him like you treat Er Mao, you know?"

Unfortunately, the apricot chicken given by the emperor has long lost its original splendor.

Yuan Yuan nodded, indicating that he understood.

Mrs. Ye listened to the opinions of the palace people and specially chose a bright room for Bai Bai to live alone. She ate bamboo and pots of milk sent by the palace every day, and went outside to relax from time to time. Her life was extremely lively.

At this time, Bai Bai was slumped on the wooden shelf sleeping. When he saw Yuan Yuan, he started to yell "Uh-huh".

During the day, the family cleaned it again, and now it was a white and clean little bear.

Yuan Yuan entered the house with murderous intent, and within two seconds he was done. He ran over and hugged the little bear affectionately.

"Bai Bai Bai Bai, we all cut our sleeves today, do you want to be round and round???"

The little white bear said "hmm".

Mr. Yuan: "..."

Unable to guess the cub's heart, he quietly went to the corner to shovel poop.

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