The next morning, the discordant singing of children could be heard on the quiet palace road.
"Beyond the mountain, beyond the sea, there is a Smurf~~~"
“It loves hamburgers~~~”
"It's a very clever one..."
Yuan Daguaner, dressed in court robes, skipped to Xianchi Palace, ready to ask Li Yu to help her ask for leave.
But when he turned a corner, he was blocked by two teams of imperial guards.
Yuan Yuan looked up and made eye contact with the big general standing in the front.
The big guy was tall and strong, and looked like a big black bear.
How terrible!!!
Yuan Yuan thought about it and moved a few steps to the side.
The two rows of imperial guards moved forward at the same time, blocking the child's way again.
The little girl's eyes rolled around, and suddenly she pointed forward:
“Look over there!!!”
A gust of wind blew.
No one turned their heads.
Yuan Yuan was shocked.
This was the trick Uncle He Fan taught her to divert attention and attack from the west. It had never failed!
She had other ideas in mind.
After a while, he took out three copper coins from his small cloth bag and handed them over with reluctance.
"This is Second Uncle's private money, that's all I have!!!"
The big general in the lead was Duke Fan Duan Zhixuan.
When Li Shimin was still the Prince of Qin, he followed him to conquer the world and made great military achievements. He was an old subordinate of the Prince of Qin's Palace whom Li Shimin trusted very much.
Crown Prince Li Jiancheng tried to win him over many times, but he remained unmoved. After the Xuanwu Gate Incident, he firmly supported Qin Prince Li Shimin to ascend the throne. After Li Shimin ascended the throne, he was appointed General of the Left Guard and conferred the title of Duke of Fan on him.
Although he was also a contributor to the founding of the Tang Dynasty, he was much younger than Yuchi Jingde and others, and was only in his thirties at that time.
Yuan Yuan usually plays with people of the same age as his second brother, so he is not very familiar with him.
At this time, Duan Zhixuan looked down at the copper coin in the little boy's hand and sighed in his heart.
"Princess, I'm sorry."
He picked up the child with one arm and ran towards Hongwenguan.
His Majesty asked him to supervise the children in class because he saw that he was not familiar with the little princess.
If it were someone familiar, I would definitely give him some slack.
Yuan Yuan was so startled that the coins fell to the ground.
The first classics and history class was being held in Hongwenguan at this time.
Suddenly, everyone heard the child's cry for help.
“Help, help, help!!!”
Before Yu Shinan could say anything, Prince Zhao in the back row quickly jumped out of the window.
Chang Sun Chong, the prince and others followed suit.
In the garden of Hongwenguan, Duan Zhixuan held the child with one arm and grabbed one of the child's wrists with the other hand.
One of Yuan Yuan's hands was restrained, and with the other hand he tightly grasped Duan Zhixuan's beard, while his calves kicked wildly.
No one gave in.
After a fight, Duan Zhixuan finally rescued Hu Zi and put the kid on the ground.
As soon as Yuan Yuan was free, he rushed towards Duan Zhixuan like a calf.
Duan Zhixuan didn't take the little kid's strength seriously, but when the little guy bumped into him, he seemed to be tripped by a force.
He was knocked to the ground.
The kid punched him angrily and finally sat on his stomach, pressing him down like a mountain.
Duan Zhixuan: “…”
I will never take private jobs again!
The little princess is indeed as cruel as the rumors say!!!
King Zhao and others watched from the side, with indescribable expressions on their faces.
Duan Zhixuan was a world-famous hero after all, but now he was beaten down by a little boy.
It's really embarrassing...
When Yu Shinan came out and saw this, he felt quite disappointed with Duke Fan.
He's such a powerful general, how come he can't even beat a child?
Yuan Yuan beat up the bad guy and was about to slip away.
Suddenly, there was a loud cough behind me.
She turned around and made eye contact with the expressionless Yu Shinan.
The atmosphere was tense. Li Tai, who was watching the show on the side, suddenly came over with a concerned look on his face.
"Oh my, our General Yuan is terrified by this disaster. Come on, I'll take you to see your uncle."
Yuan Yuan nodded fiercely: "Yeah, yeah, that's scary!!!"
The big and the small were holding hands and were about to leave.
Duke Fan, who was lying on the ground, suddenly jumped up and blocked the way of the two men.
"By order of His Majesty, Princess Yongchang is not allowed to take leave today."
He lowered his voice and said, "It is difficult to disobey the emperor's will. Princess, please don't make it difficult for me."
Yuan Yuan and Li Tai exchanged glances.
Yuan Yuan: If we beat him up, he won’t have to take history lessons!!!
Li Tai: ...Isn’t this bad? ? ?
The two of them looked at Duan Zhixuan together, and suddenly rushed towards him together.
Duan Zhixuan was startled and was about to avoid it, but was suddenly tripped by an inexplicable force.
This time he had no strength in his hands and feet.
Two fat boys, one big and one small, jointly punished him.
King Zhao shook his head: "Duke Fan's lower body is not stable..."
Li Ke was puzzled: "...Is it possible that his military achievements were falsely claimed?"
The prince interrupted, "Don't criticize the court officials."
After a while, Chang Sun Chong spoke up: "Your Highness, Duke Fan is about to be beaten to death, are we really going to ignore it?"
***
When Li Shimin got the news and rushed over after leaving court, a melee had just ended.
Several princes were in disheveled clothes, and even the usually vigorous Yu scholar looked a little haggard.
In the middle of the crowd, Duke Fan was lying on the grass, feeling hopeless. The little kid squatted beside him, pulling his ear and asking loudly:
"Are you convinced???"
Li Shimin: "..."
It was yesterday that he was taught two lessons on classics and history by the little kid, and he almost got a slap on the hand.
Lost face.
Today, I specially found the upright and loyal Duan Zhixuan to catch the little girl and teach her a lesson, so that she can know who has the hardest fist in the palace.
Now I know.
The little bastard has the hardest fist.
His Majesty the Emperor took the food box from Zhang Ananda and coughed softly, "Yuan Baoer, come and eat the mung bean cake."
When Yuan Yuan heard about mung bean cake, her eyes lit up and she stood up and ran towards him.
After running two steps, he remembered that the bad guy was sent by Li Shimin, so he stopped again.
The little kid crossed his arms, puffed up his round face, and looked at the Emperor angrily.
The good uncle's heart tightened.
*
When the retired emperor rushed to the Hongwenguan, he saw many people of all ages standing in the garden, all in a dishevelled state.
The little boy was squatting on the stone table educating Li Shimin.
"My grandma told me that only useless people would hit women and children!!!"
She took a bite of the mung bean cake and chewed it.
"Uncle Erlang asked Uncle Duan to beat me up. I'm so angry!!!"
Li Shimin sat aside, opened the bamboo tube he brought, inserted a straw and handed it over.
Yuan Yuan took it and took a big gulp.
“The milk tea is really delicious…”
"Does Uncle Erlang know he's wrong?"
Li Shimin glanced at Duan Zhixuan, who had a dejected look on his face, and the princes who were watching the show on the side.
I sighed in my heart.
"Oh, I see."
The emperor's mouth twitched and he felt deeply ashamed.
When Yuan Yuan saw the emperor coming, he immediately stood up and complained.
"The Emperor, old man!!! Uncle Erlang asked Uncle Duan to beat me up, and I lost three cents!!!"
Duan Zhixuan: “…” It was as if the corpse was being whipped repeatedly.
Li Shimin: “…” Why are you complaining after eating mung bean cake and drinking milk tea?
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