Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

Chapter 929: It’s easy to make mistakes in a hurry

"Lin Fan, look, it's this damn little bear, Guo Ba, who stole the breast enlargement pill you gave me!"

Hu Tao ignored the surprised Xiang Ling and directly pointed at the rice cake next to Xiang Ling and complained.

"It's not a little bear, but Marcus, the demon of stoves."

Lin Fan smiled when he heard this, and then waved his hand, and the rice cake flew in front of him.

"You say it's a demon? How is that possible? It's just a lazy bear!"

Hu Tao's breast enlargement pill was eaten by Guo Ba, and she had a strong opinion about it, questioning it for the first time.

"Although the crispy rice cake is not delicious, it shouldn't be a demon, right?"

Xiang Ling immediately defended Guo Ba, saying that it was just a little bear anyway, so it would be too far-fetched to have anything to do with the devil, right?

"I think Lin Fan is not wrong. Who would have thought that Zhongli is the Emperor of the Rock King? It seems that the ancient demon god has not disappeared, but is hiding among us."

Ning Guang firmly believed in what Lin Fan said. It was not impossible for the Rock King and Emperor to turn into a street kid, and it was not impossible for the Demon God to turn into a bear.

"Ah? Mr. Zhongli is the Emperor of the Rock King!"

This was the first time for Xiang Ling to know the news. It was hard for her to imagine that Mr. Zhongli, who often came to her Wanmin Hall to eat on credit, turned out to be the Rock King Emperor Morax.

"Yeah, don't you know yet?"

"Should I know?"

Faced with Hu Tao's question, Xiang Ling was confused. How did she know that Zhongli was the Emperor of the Rock King?

"Oh, that's not important, Lin Fan, can you extract the breast enlargement pill from Guo Ba!"

Hutao didn't bother to wonder whether Xiangling should know Zhongli's identity, her attention was still on Guoba.

"It's already gone into your stomach. Are you sure you still want to eat it after I take it out?"

Lin Fan smiled when he heard this. Hu Tao was too funny. He had already eaten the rice cake. Even if he could extract the breast enlargement pill from the rice cake, wouldn't she feel uncomfortable?

"Well, this, that, then give me three more!"

Hu Tao looked confused when she heard this. She really didn't want to give up the breast enhancement pill.

But when she was asked to eat the food that Guo Ba had eaten, she really couldn't bear to eat it.

At this time, Ning Guang gave her a look, and Hu Tao suddenly understood.

Lin Fan is here, can't he just ask him to give him three more breast enlargement pills?

"You think my family runs a pharmaceutical factory. We can have as much as we want, but it's gone!"

Lin Fan couldn't help but curl his lips. Hu Tao actually asked him for breast enlargement pills. He couldn't give it to her easily this time.

"Oh, just give me three more breast enlargement pills. The worst I can do is give you a discount. If you place an order at my Rebirth Hall in the future, the second monument will be half price!"

"I am Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian. I am immortal and eternal. Even if your world dies, I will still be there. If you ask me to go to your Rebirth Hall to buy a tombstone, who should I buy it for? For you?

After hearing Hu Tao's words, Lin Fan was speechless. The second monument was half price, which she could not imagine.

"Oh, now it's not about what you want, but what I have! You are the invincible power in the world. You don't lack anything. Even if you lack something, I can't give it to you. I can only give you what I have. La!"

Hu Tao put her head on Lin Fan's shoulder and said to him pitifully.

"What you say seems to make sense, but your second monument at half price is too unattractive. How about this? You sign a contract with me and work for me for a thousand years, and I will give you three more breast enlargement pills. How about it?"

Lin Fan touched his chin and pondered for a few seconds, then gave Hu Tao a suggestion with a smile.

"A thousand years? You are more evil than Ning Guang!"

"Ok?"

Hearing this, Hu Tao jumped off Lin Fan, put her hands on her hips and accused Lin Fan.

Ning Guang, who was innocently lying at gunpoint, said that he was wronged and how could he be implicated because he had provoked whom.

"Oh, there is no businessman without treachery, and there is no treachery without businessman, you have to get used to it!"

"No, what we pay attention to when doing business in Xiangshengtang is genuine products and honesty!"

Hearing Lin Fan's argument about being a profiteer, Hu Tao immediately retorted. She never cheated in business and passed off inferior goods.

"So your Rebirth Hall has no business and is about to close down!"

Lin Fan decisively chose to prick his heart at this time and directly said that Hu Tao was autistic.

"Well, the funeral business is different from normal business. Don't be misled by the rain. If the business of your Rebirth Hall continues, then Liyue will be empty soon!"

Ning Guang saw that Hu Tao was a little depressed, so he patted Hu Tao on the shoulder to comfort her.

"It seems like this. I can't expect the business of Shengshengtang to be too good, otherwise Liyue will be in chaos!"

When Hu Tao heard this, she realized that what they were doing in the Rebirth Hall was the business of dead people. Logically speaking, the more depressed the situation, the better.

Although she really wanted to make the business of Shengshengtang bigger and stronger and create greater glory, reality did not allow it.

"Okay, for the sake of taking care of Qiqi, I will give you three more breast enhancement pills. Don't lose them this time!"

When Lin Fan saw Hu Tao looking at him with resentment, Lin Fan took out a porcelain bottle with some humor, which contained three breast enlargement pills.

"No, because..."

Hu Tao immediately took the porcelain bottle with a smile, then pulled out the stopper and ate all three breast enhancement pills without hesitation.

As the saying goes, it is safe to leave the bag and eat it yourself. That is what truly belongs to you.

I was eaten by a rice cooker before. Who knows who will eat it next time, or I can feel at ease if I eat it now.

"Hey!"

There was just a sound of clothes tearing, and the clothes on Hu Tao's chest were bursting.

After all, I suddenly went up three sizes, and my clothes were under pressure that it shouldn't have to bear.

Lin Fan was dumbfounded. Can't you just eat the walnuts one by one? In such a hurry, the little steamed bun will directly turn into a big landmine. Who can bear this!

"Ah, don't look!"

Hu Tao screamed immediately and then covered Lin Fan's eyes.

"If you don't cover your chest, why are you covering my eyes?"

Lin Fan was a little helpless. He was looking at the spring light on Hu Tao's chest with admiring eyes, but she actually covered her eyes!

"Don't say anything. Open a space channel for me quickly. I want to go back and change clothes!"

Hu Tao covered her chest with one hand and blocked Lin Fan's eyes with one hand, and said shyly.

"Go back and change? Do you have suitable clothes?"

Lin Fan smiled, Hu Tao was three sizes too big, and I'm afraid she wouldn't be able to wear any of her previous clothes.

"Open the space tunnel to my house. She should be able to wear my clothes!"

Ning Guang smiled helplessly upon seeing this, and then spoke to Lin Fan.

"it is good!"

Lin Fan waved one hand, and a space passage opened, opposite to Ning Guang's room.

Then Ningguang pulled Hutao into the space passage and went back to his home to change clothes.

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