Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Ouch!"

Jia Zhang fell heavily to the ground, and the severe pain made her cry uncontrollably.

She wanted to yell, but the pain was so painful that she couldn't speak and could only moan.

Because of this fall, she almost broke her tailbone.

"If you have something to say, say it nicely. Don't be rude at all times. If you want to be reasonable, I will explain it to you. If you want to go crazy, I can help you!"

Qin Huairu looked at the wailing Jia Zhang indifferently. This old pious woman really wanted to kill her just now.

Although she might just be furious and dizzy with anger, she really wanted to kill herself.

So it shouldn't be too much to give her a little lesson yourself, right?

"What happened?"

At this moment, the two policemen walked into the compound and frowned as they looked at the wailing Jia Zhang and the indifferent onlookers around her.

"Comrade police, I am Liu Haizhong, the second uncle of this hospital. This Jia Zhang is crazy. She just wanted to kill someone. Fortunately, she didn't succeed. Otherwise, someone would have died in our hospital today!"

When Liu Haizhong saw the police coming, he hurriedly approached to talk to them.

Firstly, it was to show his presence as the second uncle, and secondly, it was to avenge Jia Zhang's bite on him just now.

Jia Zhang almost bit off a piece of meat from his thigh just now.

If Jia Zhang's head had been ten centimeters higher at that time, the consequences would have been disastrous.

Liu Haizhong was scared just thinking about it. After all, there are some things you can do without, but you can't live without them.

"Is this Jia Zhang you are talking about? How can she kill people when she is like this?"

The police looked at Jia Zhang, who was in ragged clothes, unrecognizable, and wailing in pain. No matter how they looked at her, she did not look like a criminal who wanted to kill someone.

"Comrade police, I am Yan Bugui, the third eldest son of this courtyard. Here's the thing. Yesterday, Mrs. Jia Zhang started acting up in the courtyard. She was still fine at that time. Unexpectedly, a crow fell on her head. A bunch of shit, and then a bunch of crows pooped on her, and then she was chased out of the courtyard by a swarm of wasps, and she didn't come back until this morning. Unexpectedly, she pretended to be dead in the courtyard as soon as she came back to scare us. After these neighbors were exposed, she became angry, hit, bit, and even killed people. This Jia Zhang, she is really crazy, please take her away quickly!"

In order to show his presence, Yan Bugui also approached the police and explained.

"Yeah, yeah, crazy her!"

"Pressed Xu Damao, bit the second uncle, and wanted to kill Qin Huairu. Comrade policeman, Mrs. Jia Zhang is really crazy!"

……

After Yan Bugui finished speaking, other people in the courtyard also began to accuse Jia and Zhang.

Only then did the police understand why Ms. Jia Zhang smelled so bad and was so unrecognizable.

Was she first attacked by bird droppings and then stung by a wasp?

But is she the reincarnation of a bad guy? Otherwise, why would you be so unlucky?

Oh, I can't think about it. I am a staunch materialist and I will defeat all ghosts and ghosts. Coincidences, everything is a coincidence!

"By the way, who is she going to kill? Why is she sitting on the ground wailing now."

The police were doubtful about Jia Zhang's bizarre experience, but decided to hear the story.

"She wanted to kill me, but I kicked her."

Qin Huairu took the initiative to admit that she kicked Jia Zhang without waiting for anyone else in the courtyard to speak.

"That's it, then you two uncles and you will come with us and go back to figure this out!"

The police decided to take Qin Huairu, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui back to record statements.

This is both beating and killing, so things seem a bit complicated.

It seems that I can't explain clearly for a while, so I'd better go back to the bureau and talk about it.

"Ah? Are we going too? Comrade police, we still have to go to work today!"

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui looked at each other. Unexpectedly, they showed their presence and got into trouble. They were going to the police station. They must not be late today!

"Please ask someone to ask for leave. It is the duty of every citizen to cooperate with the police in handling cases."

"All right!"

Since the police said so, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui could only nod in agreement.

Qin Huairu glanced at Lin Fan and signaled him to ask for leave for her.

Then the police pulled Jia Zhang away from the courtyard, followed by Qin Huairu, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui.

"Who called the police?"

The third aunt looked around with some distress. Yan Bugui was taken away by the police.

Although he was just making notes and cooperating with the investigation, Yan Bugui would definitely be fine, but he had to ask for leave.

If you take leave, you will lose one day's wages, which makes the third aunt feel bad.

"Everyone from our courtyard is here. I guess they heard the noise in the courtyard next door and called the police. You said what happened in our courtyard, what are they getting involved in!"

As soon as the third aunt said this, everyone in the courtyard looked at each other, and then Xu Damao suddenly spoke.

In fact, it was he who asked his wife Xiaofang to call the police. When Jia Zhang attacked him, he couldn't resist at all.

So Xu Damao winked at Xiaofang and asked her to secretly go to the police.

Now seeing that the third aunt wanted to find the person who called the police, he quickly came out to make a joke.

Otherwise, if they know that it was him who called the police, the blame may be pointed at him.

"That's right, my old Liu was also taken away. He has to take leave. It's really unlucky!"

The second aunt couldn't help complaining angrily at this time. She didn't know the extent of her bangs being bitten by Jia Zhang. She was really unlucky to have to take leave now.

"I think when the second uncle and the third uncle come back, we should jointly write a letter to the street and ask them to drive Jia Zhang out and stop staying in our yard!"

At this time, Xu Damao rolled his eyes and made another suggestion.

"You're right, Jia and Zhang should be driven out, causing chaos in the courtyard all day long!"

Everyone in the Siheyuan also felt that Mrs. Jia Zhang was too annoying, and they all agreed to expel her from the Siheyuan.

"By the way, can Mrs. Jia Zhang come back? Didn't she kill someone? Although she didn't succeed, it was still an attempted murder, right?"

"That's not necessarily true. Maybe she can get away with it. Anyway, as long as she comes back, we will kick her out of the courtyard. If she can't come back, that's good!"

"Okay, that's settled, let's break up now!"

Everyone reached an agreement, so they went back to their homes with satisfaction and got ready to go to work.

"Brother Lin Fan, they are going to drive the Jia Zhang family out of the courtyard. Will your toys be gone?"

The crowd dispersed, leaving only Lin Fan and Fang Meng standing there.

"It doesn't matter. Let's talk about the future later. Don't worry now!"

Lin Fan smiled when he heard this and wanted to drive Jia Zhang out. Can she agree?

She has no money and no house. If she is kicked out of the courtyard, she will really starve to death on the streets.

Therefore, Jia and Zhang would not leave the courtyard even if they died. Xu Damao and the others had a good idea, but it was a pity that it was unrealistic.