Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am
Chapter 89 Miserable Sticky Story
Jia Zhang was fat, but she ran very fast and ran into Lin Fan's house in a flash.
"BangGeng, BangGeng, how are you? Grandma is here to save you!" Jia Zhang rushed in with her head down.
Banggeng was crying in pain when he saw Jia Zhang rushing in from the door.
"Don't come over!" Bangge was so frightened that he even forgot about the pain.
"Don't be afraid, grandma is here!" Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't hear clearly what Bangge said and rushed in regardless!
Then his feet slipped, and he flew towards Banggong. In Banggong's desperate eyes, he threw Banggong down.
"Ahhhh!" The two people screamed at the same time. The seven mouse traps arranged by Lin Fan did not miss any of them, and they were all caught.
There are three on Banggeng's body and one on his hand, two on Jia Zhang's body and one on his face.
The two people were rolling on the ground in pain, crying and howling.
"Something happened at Lin Fan's house, hurry up!" All the old ladies in the yard ran into Lin Fan's house.
First, he was stunned by the various furniture in Lin Fan's house, and then he was attracted by the wails of the Jia family.
"What is this for?" The second aunt looked at the mousetraps on Banggian and Jia Zhang in surprise.
"What else can we do? Lin Fan caught two big mice with a mousetrap!" The third aunt already understood that these two people must have stolen something and got caught instead.
"Stop making sarcastic remarks and come help us!" Jia Zhang began to ask for help.
Lin Fan didn't know where he bought this mousetrap. It was so tight that Jia Zhang's body hurt so much that she couldn't take it off at all.
"That's not possible. What if Lin Fan thinks we are your accomplices?" The second aunt was unwilling to help.
"That's right, Lin Fan is merciless, and we don't dare to provoke him."
"Who says it isn't? That big mouth slaps loudly."
"We'd better not get too angry!"
Everyone was talking a lot, and it was revealed that they didn't want to save him.
The main reason is that Mrs. Jia Zhang has such a bad character, has a bad mouth, and likes to beat people up, which makes people in the courtyard feel lingering fear.
"Look at Banggian, he's clamped like this, and he's still holding the banana in his hand!" The second aunt's sharp eyes saw the banana in Banggian's hand.
"I'm not, I didn't, you're talking nonsense!" Banggeng hurriedly hid his hands behind his back.
Unfortunately, it was too late, everyone had already seen it.
"You guys are farting. I bought these bananas for my Bangge to eat. He came to Lin Fan's house just for fun. Lin Fan, this little beast, has so many mouse traps in his house. He is a bad guy. Look at me and follow him. What a bully!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang sat on the ground and cried loudly, even forgetting the mousetrap on her body.
Everyone looked at each other in shock. Jia Zhang is just telling lies and wants to give back the bananas you bought. Are you willing to buy them? You miser.
Banggeng came to Lin Fan's house to play, that is even more nonsense. What does he have to do with Lin Fan? Do you think this is Shazhu’s house?
"Ms. Jia Zhang, just be tough, it's none of our business anyway. I hope Lin Fan can believe you now that he's back!" Third Aunt said in a faint tone.
The rest of the group burst into laughter at this.
"A bunch of bastards, none of them are good people. They bully us, old Jia, because there are no men in the family. You all will die a good death!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang was in terrible pain and was ridiculed by the crowd. She was so angry that she started to curse.
"Grandma, stop arguing, take off the clamp quickly, it hurts me so much!" Banggeng yelled.
"Okay, just bear with me and let grandma get it for you!" Mrs. Jia Zhang forcefully opened the mousetrap on Banggong's hand and freed his hand.
Then he picked up Banggeng's hand and checked it, and found a large bruise. The distressed Jia Zhang cursed loudly.
"Lin Fan, that turtle bastard, keeps so many mousetraps in the house. Who is he trying to guard against? Damn it, if my dear grandson's hand is so pinched, I will fight him to the death!" Jia Zhang yelled angrily.
"You shouted loudly, because I was afraid that when Lin Fan came back in the evening, you would kowtow and beg for mercy."
Everyone disagreed. Jia Zhang was just a tough talker. She was so happy scolding Lin Fan now, and how sad it would be to beg Lin Fan at night.
"There are a few more, grandma, hurry up and get them for me!" Banggeng urged.
Mrs. Jia Zhang quickly took off the few remaining mouse traps on Banggeng's body.
Banggeng breathed a sigh of relief and began to check the places where he was trapped.
From time to time, he would show his teeth and take a breath of cold air. It seemed that he was pinched hard.
"Great joke, stop looking at it and take off the clip for grandma!" Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't stand it anymore.
So Banggeng also helped Jia Zhang remove the two mouse traps on her body.
But his strength was almost exhausted due to the previous crying and the tightness of the mousetrap.
"Grandma, you can take the rest later. I don't have the strength."
"Banggen, keep working hard, we are the last one!" Jia Zhang couldn't wait any longer. How long will it take for Banggeng to regain his strength?
"Okay!" Banggeng gritted his teeth and took the mousetrap from Jia Zhang's face.
Just halfway through opening it, Mrs. Jia Zhang felt happy that the mouse trap had been loosened, but she was too weak to let go.
"Pa", the mousetrap caught Jia Zhang's old face again.
"Ouch!" Ms. Jia Zhang was rolling on the ground in pain. Although she was thick-skinned, she couldn't resist the power of the mousetrap, so she still pinched her twice.
"Grandma, grandma, what's wrong with you? I told you I didn't have the strength to take it later, but you insist on letting me take it. It's okay now!" Banggeng said sarcastically.
Mrs. Jia Zhang was so angry that she was half-dead. The mouse trap is not on your face. You don’t know how much it hurts. You have to wait for a while to get rid of your grandma. Hey, isn’t this scolding myself?
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. They two are so funny!" The old ladies in the courtyard were excited to watch the excitement. It was so interesting.
"Go, go, go, you're a bunch of stinky bitches, asking you to help push back and forth, but everyone is more active than the other to watch the fun!" Mrs. Jia Zhang was almost pissed to death.
After a while, Banggeng finally had the strength to remove the mousetrap from Jia Zhang's face.
At this time, Jia Zhang's face was obviously bruised and swollen from being pinched, and she looked a little miserable.
It's a pity that she didn't feel any remorse at all. Not only did she not admit that she came to steal things, she also took two bananas away as compensation.
Although everyone was coveting the two bananas, they also knew what to take and what not to take. Jia Zhang took the bananas, and Lin Fan would not let her go when he came back in the evening!
The Jia family's grandparents and grandchildren ran back home, and the matter came to an end, but the old women in the courtyard knew that it would be even more lively at night.
"Banggen, when Lin Fan comes back tonight, you are going to bite him to death. I just went to his house to play, and accidentally got caught in his mouse trap. We will ask him to pay for it, or else we will threaten him and tell the police to arrest him. .”
Jia Zhang also thought that Lin Fan would come back in the evening and ask for revenge, so she talked nicely with Bang Gang and prepared to beat him up.
This has always been her strength, after all, most people are not as thick-skinned as she is.
It's just that Jia Zhang didn't know that she was just whims, and she wanted to blackmail Lin Fan. If he bites Lin Fan, Lin Fan can break all her teeth.
"BangGeng, BangGeng, how are you? Grandma is here to save you!" Jia Zhang rushed in with her head down.
Banggeng was crying in pain when he saw Jia Zhang rushing in from the door.
"Don't come over!" Bangge was so frightened that he even forgot about the pain.
"Don't be afraid, grandma is here!" Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't hear clearly what Bangge said and rushed in regardless!
Then his feet slipped, and he flew towards Banggong. In Banggong's desperate eyes, he threw Banggong down.
"Ahhhh!" The two people screamed at the same time. The seven mouse traps arranged by Lin Fan did not miss any of them, and they were all caught.
There are three on Banggeng's body and one on his hand, two on Jia Zhang's body and one on his face.
The two people were rolling on the ground in pain, crying and howling.
"Something happened at Lin Fan's house, hurry up!" All the old ladies in the yard ran into Lin Fan's house.
First, he was stunned by the various furniture in Lin Fan's house, and then he was attracted by the wails of the Jia family.
"What is this for?" The second aunt looked at the mousetraps on Banggian and Jia Zhang in surprise.
"What else can we do? Lin Fan caught two big mice with a mousetrap!" The third aunt already understood that these two people must have stolen something and got caught instead.
"Stop making sarcastic remarks and come help us!" Jia Zhang began to ask for help.
Lin Fan didn't know where he bought this mousetrap. It was so tight that Jia Zhang's body hurt so much that she couldn't take it off at all.
"That's not possible. What if Lin Fan thinks we are your accomplices?" The second aunt was unwilling to help.
"That's right, Lin Fan is merciless, and we don't dare to provoke him."
"Who says it isn't? That big mouth slaps loudly."
"We'd better not get too angry!"
Everyone was talking a lot, and it was revealed that they didn't want to save him.
The main reason is that Mrs. Jia Zhang has such a bad character, has a bad mouth, and likes to beat people up, which makes people in the courtyard feel lingering fear.
"Look at Banggian, he's clamped like this, and he's still holding the banana in his hand!" The second aunt's sharp eyes saw the banana in Banggian's hand.
"I'm not, I didn't, you're talking nonsense!" Banggeng hurriedly hid his hands behind his back.
Unfortunately, it was too late, everyone had already seen it.
"You guys are farting. I bought these bananas for my Bangge to eat. He came to Lin Fan's house just for fun. Lin Fan, this little beast, has so many mouse traps in his house. He is a bad guy. Look at me and follow him. What a bully!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang sat on the ground and cried loudly, even forgetting the mousetrap on her body.
Everyone looked at each other in shock. Jia Zhang is just telling lies and wants to give back the bananas you bought. Are you willing to buy them? You miser.
Banggeng came to Lin Fan's house to play, that is even more nonsense. What does he have to do with Lin Fan? Do you think this is Shazhu’s house?
"Ms. Jia Zhang, just be tough, it's none of our business anyway. I hope Lin Fan can believe you now that he's back!" Third Aunt said in a faint tone.
The rest of the group burst into laughter at this.
"A bunch of bastards, none of them are good people. They bully us, old Jia, because there are no men in the family. You all will die a good death!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang was in terrible pain and was ridiculed by the crowd. She was so angry that she started to curse.
"Grandma, stop arguing, take off the clamp quickly, it hurts me so much!" Banggeng yelled.
"Okay, just bear with me and let grandma get it for you!" Mrs. Jia Zhang forcefully opened the mousetrap on Banggong's hand and freed his hand.
Then he picked up Banggeng's hand and checked it, and found a large bruise. The distressed Jia Zhang cursed loudly.
"Lin Fan, that turtle bastard, keeps so many mousetraps in the house. Who is he trying to guard against? Damn it, if my dear grandson's hand is so pinched, I will fight him to the death!" Jia Zhang yelled angrily.
"You shouted loudly, because I was afraid that when Lin Fan came back in the evening, you would kowtow and beg for mercy."
Everyone disagreed. Jia Zhang was just a tough talker. She was so happy scolding Lin Fan now, and how sad it would be to beg Lin Fan at night.
"There are a few more, grandma, hurry up and get them for me!" Banggeng urged.
Mrs. Jia Zhang quickly took off the few remaining mouse traps on Banggeng's body.
Banggeng breathed a sigh of relief and began to check the places where he was trapped.
From time to time, he would show his teeth and take a breath of cold air. It seemed that he was pinched hard.
"Great joke, stop looking at it and take off the clip for grandma!" Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't stand it anymore.
So Banggeng also helped Jia Zhang remove the two mouse traps on her body.
But his strength was almost exhausted due to the previous crying and the tightness of the mousetrap.
"Grandma, you can take the rest later. I don't have the strength."
"Banggen, keep working hard, we are the last one!" Jia Zhang couldn't wait any longer. How long will it take for Banggeng to regain his strength?
"Okay!" Banggeng gritted his teeth and took the mousetrap from Jia Zhang's face.
Just halfway through opening it, Mrs. Jia Zhang felt happy that the mouse trap had been loosened, but she was too weak to let go.
"Pa", the mousetrap caught Jia Zhang's old face again.
"Ouch!" Ms. Jia Zhang was rolling on the ground in pain. Although she was thick-skinned, she couldn't resist the power of the mousetrap, so she still pinched her twice.
"Grandma, grandma, what's wrong with you? I told you I didn't have the strength to take it later, but you insist on letting me take it. It's okay now!" Banggeng said sarcastically.
Mrs. Jia Zhang was so angry that she was half-dead. The mouse trap is not on your face. You don’t know how much it hurts. You have to wait for a while to get rid of your grandma. Hey, isn’t this scolding myself?
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. They two are so funny!" The old ladies in the courtyard were excited to watch the excitement. It was so interesting.
"Go, go, go, you're a bunch of stinky bitches, asking you to help push back and forth, but everyone is more active than the other to watch the fun!" Mrs. Jia Zhang was almost pissed to death.
After a while, Banggeng finally had the strength to remove the mousetrap from Jia Zhang's face.
At this time, Jia Zhang's face was obviously bruised and swollen from being pinched, and she looked a little miserable.
It's a pity that she didn't feel any remorse at all. Not only did she not admit that she came to steal things, she also took two bananas away as compensation.
Although everyone was coveting the two bananas, they also knew what to take and what not to take. Jia Zhang took the bananas, and Lin Fan would not let her go when he came back in the evening!
The Jia family's grandparents and grandchildren ran back home, and the matter came to an end, but the old women in the courtyard knew that it would be even more lively at night.
"Banggen, when Lin Fan comes back tonight, you are going to bite him to death. I just went to his house to play, and accidentally got caught in his mouse trap. We will ask him to pay for it, or else we will threaten him and tell the police to arrest him. .”
Jia Zhang also thought that Lin Fan would come back in the evening and ask for revenge, so she talked nicely with Bang Gang and prepared to beat him up.
This has always been her strength, after all, most people are not as thick-skinned as she is.
It's just that Jia Zhang didn't know that she was just whims, and she wanted to blackmail Lin Fan. If he bites Lin Fan, Lin Fan can break all her teeth.
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