Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"No more, just one."

Of course Lin Fan still had some, but he couldn't give it to Yu Haitang. He had to keep it for the women at home.

On his birthday, he and Linglong sat together, and the spiritual fruits and wine on the table were naturally the best.

It is not an exaggeration to say that eating a spiritual fruit or drinking a sip of fine wine will increase your life by ten years. How could Yu Haitang be so virtuous to taste it?

Fang Meng also saw that this spiritual fruit was extraordinary, so he ate it in small bites without asking Lin Fan to give one to Yu Haitang.

If this was an ordinary fruit, it would be fine. She could share it with Yu Haitang, but it was obviously a good thing Lin Fan found specially, so she couldn't share it.

"Okay, let's go back to work!"

Lin Fan separated from Fang Meng, returned to the office, and continued his leisurely life.

He did not run around in the afternoon, but practiced the Hongmeng Great Wish. After all, whether he is strong or not is a temporary matter, but whether he is handsome or not is a lifelong matter.

Moreover, this Hongmeng Great Wish magical power is not only handsome, but also very powerful. Doesn’t this double the happiness?

Unfortunately, he continued to practice until the bell rang, and Lin Fan failed to gain entry into the Hongmeng Great Wish.

He suddenly understood why Fang Qingxue had to use the Little Fate Technique to consume his life in order to comprehend magical powers.

But what we should do now is to take Fang Meng home. As for cultivation, we will take our time in the future.

Soon, Lin Fan and Fang Meng headed to the courtyard in their happy little jeep.

Lin Fan had a sudden thought while sitting in the car, wouldn't someone use a Jericho missile to bomb him?

"Brother Lin Fan, what are you thinking about?"

Fang Meng saw Lin Fan looking thoughtful, so he asked curiously.

"Hahaha, it's nothing. Do you think that's Jia Zhang in front of you? She was causing trouble in the supply and marketing cooperative yesterday, and she dared to run out again today. She's really tough."

Lin Fan made a fool of himself and realized that there was a traffic jam today. It turned out that there was someone arguing in front of him, and there were a lot of people around.

Then he looked out the window and found that the party in the argument was Jia Zhang, who was entangled with another woman.

"I caught you. You ran away yesterday, but I bought those sweet-scented osmanthus cakes you soiled. That's only one yuan. Please pay me!"

And the woman who was entangled with Jia Zhang was the saleswoman from yesterday.

She thought she was unlucky enough to buy those sweet-scented osmanthus cakes.

Unexpectedly, she saw Jia Zhang passing by the door of the supply and marketing cooperative again today. The appearance of the culprit immediately aroused the anger in her heart.

So the saleswoman ran out quickly, followed Jia Zhang for two blocks, and caught Jia Zhang when she wasn't paying attention.

Because she knew that although Jia Zhang was old, she was very good at running and was harder to catch than the New Year pig.

"Let me go, tug and tug like that, I won't run away, it's just a dollar, it's a small thing!"

Jia Zhang secretly complained in her heart that she was caught accidentally and now she could only find a way to escape.

"It's such a small thing, I don't even have a dollar a day's salary!"

A salesperson's salary plus subsidy is only about 30 yuan. The salary alone is really not worth one yuan a day.

"Then let me go. I'll get the money for you. How can I get it if you hold me?"

Jia Zhang's eyes rolled around in circles, and then she pretended to compromise.

"Hurry up, I just ran away from the supply and marketing cooperative to chase you, and I'm still rushing back!"

"Isn't it just ordering sweet-scented osmanthus cake? It's a public item. Why are you so anxious? You are so heartless!"

The salesperson let go of Jia Zhang suspiciously, while Jia Zhang pretended to pay and talked to the salesperson to distract her.

"You are so careless. The things belong to the public, but I have lost money. Stop giving me nonsense. I have to go back to work after losing money... Don't run away!"

The salesperson said and looked back in the direction of the supply and marketing cooperative.

This turn of events was a serious one, giving Jia Zhang an opportunity.

Mrs. Jia Zhang immediately ran away, like a wild horse running wild. Seeing this, the onlookers did not dare to stop her and gave way one after another.

The salesperson was stunned for a moment, then immediately chased and shouted after he realized what he was doing.

"Oh!"

Even though Lin Fan's driver, An Lan, slowed down in time, he still couldn't stop Jia Zhang's wild boar from running wildly, and she crashed into Lin Fan's jeep.

Jia Zhang was hit by a car and immediately fell to the ground unconscious.

"oops!"

The saleswoman was a young girl who had just started working. She was shocked when she saw this scene. She was worried that Jia Zhang was dead, and she was even more worried that the police would hold her accountable, so she ran away quickly.

This is good, what was originally a matter between the salesperson and Jia Zhangshi has now become a matter between Lin Fan and Jia Zhangshi.

"Forest worker, I braked in time, it has nothing to do with me!"

An Lan was also a little panicked. He bumped into someone for no reason. If someone died, it would be over.

"Don't panic, go down and take a look first!"

Lin Fan sensed that Jia Zhang was fine. It seemed that she was planning to use this incident to get rid of the salesperson and even blackmail the owner of the jeep!

But she didn't expect that she was sitting in the jeep, right?

Lin Fan comforted An Lan, and then the three of them got out of the car and came to Jia Zhang.

The people who had been watching the dispute between the salesperson and Jia Zhang came running over again.

There was a twist in the excitement, and their desire for gossip was really strong.

"Mom, wake up, are you okay?"

An Lan squatted in front of Jia Zhang and shook her gently, but Jia Zhang didn't react at all.

Then An Lan tremblingly put his finger under Jia Zhang's nose, trying to detect her breath.

But he was horrified to find that she was no longer breathing, and he sat down on the ground in fright.

"Dead?"

"No way? This car is not driving very fast, so he was killed like that?"

"That's an iron guy. The human body is made of flesh. How can it compare?"

"What should we do? Why don't we call the police?"

……

Seeing An Lan's performance, the people around me thought that Jia Zhang was dead, and started talking one after another.

"Jia Zhang, how long are you going to keep pretending? Get up quickly!"

Lin Fan didn't have the patience to play porcelain with Jia Zhang here, so he said impatiently.

Hearing Lin Fan's voice, Jia Zhang, who was pretending to be dead, couldn't help but tremble in her heart. Oh my god, Lin Fan is being blackmailed. What should I do?

No matter what, he was hit by his car anyway. What did he have to be afraid of? So what about Lin Fan? He had already pretended to be dead. He couldn't beat himself to death again, right?

"Don't get up yet?"

Lin Fan became a little annoyed when he saw Jia Zhang's eyelids twitching but still showing no intention of getting up.

But Jia Zhang had already made up her mind. Even if it was Lin Fan, she would bite off a piece of flesh from him, so she didn't move at all.

"interesting."

Lin Fan smiled, then took out a needle from his pocket and stabbed it directly into Jia Zhang's painful point.

"Ouch, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang jumped three feet high in pain and started to cry like a ghost.