Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Don't even think about leaving if you don't buy it. Look at what's happening here. I don't care if someone is complaining about you or not. Anyway, you are the one who caused this sneeze. You have to buy this osmanthus cake!"

The saleswoman was angry. If it weren't for the slogan on the wall behind her that she was not allowed to beat customers without reason, she would have given Jia Zhang, an old pious woman, two slaps in the face.

"Let me go, someone is stealing money, buying and selling by force, the shop is bullying customers, come quickly, is there anyone here to take a look?"

Ms. Jia Zhang lay down on the ground, shouting to attract everyone's attention. Her body began to twitch as if she had been electrocuted, scaring the salesperson so much that she backed away.

"I'm telling you, there's no point in being a rogue. Your saliva is all over the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, so you have to buy it. If you mess around here again, I'll call the police, arrest you, and treat you to jail!"

Seeing that Ms. Jia Zhang was still alive and kicking after convulsing for a while, the salesperson also guessed that she was scaring him just now, so she said angrily.

The supply and marketing cooperative was bustling with people coming and going, and the farce here attracted a large number of melon-eaters.

After everyone understood what happened, they all pointed at Jia Zhang who was lying on the ground and rolling around.

"It doesn't cost you money, it costs your life... I won't give it to you. If you can, call the police. And you bastards, don't stand and talk without hurting your back. If you can, just pay for it yourself!"

Jia Zhang is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. The more viewers she has, the more promiscuous she becomes.

"You made it dirty. If you don't want to buy it, you ask us to buy it. What's the point?"

An aunt who was shopping for food couldn't help but glared at Mrs. Jia Zhang when she heard this. This old godly woman was so shameless that she asked the onlookers to pay for her.

"That sweet-scented osmanthus cake belongs to the supply and marketing cooperative, not yours. It's your turn to talk. Why do you insist on standing up and showing off?"

Not to be outdone, Mrs. Jia Zhang asked the grocery shopping aunt.

"Don't waste your time with her. I don't think this kind of person will repent. Just call the police!"

The grocery shopping lady was so angry that she didn't argue with Jia Zhang, for fear of making her angry again, and directly persuaded the salesperson to call the police.

"Okay, you guys keep an eye on her for me, I'll call the police!"

The salesman said something to other salesmen and the onlookers, and then walked outside the supply and marketing cooperative.

But before she reached the door of the supply and marketing cooperative, a person ran past her.

"Did a big black mouse run past just now?"

The salesperson couldn't believe it was a person, so he asked the people around him in disbelief.

"Oh, what a big black rat, it's the old woman who ran away, hurry up and chase her!"

The grocery shopping aunt just now shouted in pain, if Jia Zhang ran away, it would be more uncomfortable than killing her.

"Don't run!"

So a few people in the crowd who reacted quickly immediately chased after her. The salesperson was stunned for a few seconds and then chased in the direction where Jia Zhang left.

"Hahahahaha, you can't hit me. There's no way I'm so strong. Hahahahaha, you can't catch me, right? La la la la la la la la la la!"

Then a very strange scene suddenly appeared on the street where people were coming and going: an aunt in her fifties ran away crazily in front of her with a vegetable basket, and she was singing while running, and a large group of people chased after her. Tell him not to run.

Jia Zhang is truly an athlete and a master of sports, with rich experience in escaping, ahem, sprinting.

She just managed to run away by herself to four old men, three aunts, two older girls and a young man, and finally managed to escape.

This time, it can be said that he escaped from the mortal world of murder. After the incident, he brushed off his clothes and hid his merits and fame.

"Lost!"

In the end, everyone found out helplessly that they had lost sight of Jia Zhang, and couldn't help but look at each other.

"You can't outrun an old lady. It's so embarrassing. Let's break up!"

Everyone was too embarrassed to stay here any longer, and went back to their homes one after another. Only the saleswoman who was crying without tears was left. Jia Zhang ran away, and she had to bear the loss herself.

On the other side of the steel rolling mill, Lin Fan had separated from Fang Meng and returned to his office.

Lin Fan didn't go anywhere in the afternoon and concentrated on studying Liu Shenfa in the office.

"Brother Lin Fan, it's time to get off work. What are you busy with?"

Fang Meng waited for a while after the bell rang, but Lin Fan didn't come to her, so she ran to Lin Fan's office door and knocked on it.

"I was practicing and I forgot the time for a moment. Let's go!"

Lin Fan, who was practicing, was awakened and immediately walked out of the office, holding Fang Meng's hand and walking to his car.

Then the two of them took the jeep to the courtyard.

"You don't know that there were dozens or hundreds of people chasing me at that time, but who am I, Jia Zhang? How could I be afraid of them? I immediately said, I will fight ten..."

"You alone can beat ten?"

"Don't interrupt. Wait until I finish. I said I would hit ten, but they didn't dare. Seventy or eighty of them rushed up at once. It was hard for me to beat four with just one fist. Neither did I, Jia Zhang." You are a stupid person, so I turned around and ran away, but they refused to let me go. In the end, I managed to escape by outrunning hundreds of strong men!"

When Lin Fan and Fang Meng walked into the courtyard, they happened to hear Mrs. Jia Zhang bragging.

She wanted to fight ten more and outperformed hundreds of strong men. Lin Fan and Fang Meng were stunned for a moment.

"Jia Zhang, just brag, you can outperform hundreds of burly men. If nothing else, just say that you chased me for more than ten streets with a knife that day. If I hadn't run to the steel rolling mill and been arrested by the security department." Hold it down, just because you want to catch me?"

Yan Jiecheng, who had been silently listening to Jia Zhang's pretense, couldn't help but open his mouth to expose her.

"It seems like you are young and don't understand. Can the mentality of those who chase and those who run for their lives be the same? When people are in danger, their potential is unlimited. I saw the ghost in Pigeon City with my own eyes before. , but I managed to get rid of that ghost with my speed, otherwise you wouldn’t have seen me!”

Jia Zhang was paused when he heard the words, and then rolled his eyes and came up with a countermeasure.

Although everyone didn't quite believe that what Jia Zhang said was true, there was some truth in what she said, so they could only look at her with suspicion.

"Jia Zhang, what are you talking about here?"

"Who? Who dares to say that I am a bullshit?"

When the proud Jia Zhang heard someone tearing her down, she immediately turned her head aggressively.

"It's me, why, you still want to hit me?"

"Lin Fan, look at what you said. We are all neighbors. As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. How could I hit you? I misunderstood, I misunderstood!"

Seeing that it was Lin Fan who was speaking, Jia Zhang's expression immediately changed and she said with an apologetic smile.

She didn't dare to hit Lin Fan, but Lin Fan dared to hit her, and he was merciless. She couldn't bear it, so she had to give in.