Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"No, it was Xu Damao who locked up Silly Zhu."

The moment everyone saw Sha Zhu hit Xu Damao, Xu Damao jumped and knocked down Sha Zhu, and then locked Sha Zhu's hands and feet.

The two people were like a ball of string, tightly entangled together. This posture was really ambiguous, and the little wives in the courtyard all looked away.

Lin Fan was also a little surprised that Xu Damao actually learned He Jinyin and Devil Muscular Man's unique skill, the Golden Snake Silk Winding Hand, without any teacher.

"Xu Damao, let go, let's fight with open swords and guns!"

"Sick, you have learned boxing and kicking. If I fight you, you will get beaten. I am not stupid. If you have the ability, just break away from me!"

Faced with Sha Zhu's request, Xu Damao refused without hesitation. This time, it was because Sha Zhu was not paying attention that he made a successful attack. If Sha Zhu was let go and he was prepared, this move would not work.

"Xu Damao, how did you come up with this move?"

Lin Fan couldn't help but asked curiously.

"Hey, I saw a snake eating a mouse yesterday. The snake was clinging to the mouse like this, so I had an idea and came up with this idea. I'm not as strong as Sha Zhu, and he also knows some fists and kicks. The routine, if we really distanced ourselves, I would definitely not be able to beat him, but I entangled him so that he couldn’t use his fists, feet, or even his strength, so he couldn’t do anything to me!”

Xu Damao couldn't help but smile proudly after successfully knocking down Silly Zhu, leaving him helpless.

"Interesting, your mind is quite vivid, but how long do you plan to keep pestering Shazhu like this? After all, your actions are really inelegant and offensive. Why don't you look up at your wife and Shazhu's wife? His face!"

"I don't want to watch. When I release Silly Zhu depends on when Silly Zhu agrees. This matter will be revealed and no one is allowed to mention it again!"

Xu Damao refused without raising his head. Why was it immoral to pester Silly Zhu like this? They were still wearing clothes. As long as this could help him avoid physical pain, he felt good about it.

"I don't believe I can't get rid of you, ah!"

How could Silly Zhu agree to let Xu Damao go like this? He immediately used all his strength to prepare to break away from Xu Damao's shackles.

I have to say that Sha Zhu's strength is real. Xu Damao's hand gradually became unable to be locked. Seeing that Sha Zhu was about to escape, Xu Damao panicked.

Because he knew that if Silly Zhu really broke away, he would be miserable.

So Xu Damao bit Sha Zhu's ear, causing Sha Zhu to scream in pain.

"Lin Fan, is Xu Damao's move a foul? How could he bite someone?"

The onlookers couldn't help laughing when they saw this. He Daqing, who was already confident of winning, couldn't stand it anymore and quickly asked Lin Fan.

He originally thought that Shazhu's strength would definitely be able to break away from Xu Damao, a skinny monkey, but he didn't expect that Xu Damao was capable of biting.

When Xu Damao bit him and Si Zhu felt pain, the strength in his body relaxed and he couldn't concentrate at all.

"This is free play, and it is not a formal arena. There is no rule against biting."

Lin Fan thought for a while but still did not interfere with the two of them. This was a no-limits fight, and they just wanted to use all their methods.

"In this case, don't be polite to Zhuzhu!"

He Daqing's expression froze when he heard this, and then he took action against Shazhu.

"what!"

Silly Zhu understood instantly and bit Xu Damao's ear. Xu Damao shouted, and then bit Silly Zhu's ear harder.

"Lin Fan, this can't continue like this. If the two of them continue to fight, they will become one-eared. Look at this farce you have caused!"

Upon seeing this, Yi Zhonghai immediately accused Lin Fan. After all, he was the one who suggested that the two fight. Now the situation has reached a stalemate. If it continues, both of their ears will definitely be bitten off by the other.

"Just one ear. If the person involved is not anxious, why are you anxious? It's true that the emperor is not anxious and the eunuch is!"

When Lin Fan heard this, he couldn't help but glance at the old guy Yi Zhonghai. He really never forgot to undermine his own prestige. Before the two of them lost their ears, he blamed himself for the incident first.

"You! Okay, let me see how you end up. Young people are impatient and do things recklessly. When a big mess occurs, we old guys will definitely be asked to help clean up the aftermath!"

Yi Zhonghai was so angry at the rebuke that he started mumbling.

"You two, you can either bite off each other's ears directly, or you can find another way to fight again. Don't waste time. Where is the embroidery?"

Later, Lin Fan not only did not persuade Silly Zhu and Xu Damao, but instead urged them to resolve the matter quickly and stop dragging their feet.

"Xu Damao, this matter is over, let's forget it!"

"Okay, that's it!"

Realizing that Lin Fan didn't mind watching the fun, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao looked at each other and decided not to let Lin Fan continue to watch their jokes. The two parties immediately shook hands and made peace.

Xu Damao let go of Silly Zhu, and the two of them got up from the ground. Then they both glared at Lin Fan and returned to his wife.

"Hey, I made a mistake in mediating. The conflict between you two has been resolved, and now you are all pointing the finger at me, right? Come on, come on, if you are not convinced, you try to come together, I will deal with you with one hand, no If I beat you until you call me daddy, you won’t know who your daddy is!”

Lin Fan was not used to these two turtle grandsons, and they dared to glare at him. Bear's heart, leopard's courage, were not enough to describe them. They should have eaten dragon's liver and phoenix's gall. Otherwise, how could he dare to provoke him?

"Ahem, cough, cough, no, no, silly Zhu, apologize to Lin Fan!"

He Daqing hurriedly came out to make peace. Silly Zhu's chance against Xu Damao was [-]-[-], but with Stupid Zhu and Xu Damao against Lin Fan, it was [-]-[-]. It can't be done. It's absolutely impossible. You can't try it. If you try, you'll die.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I had a bad attitude and I apologize!"

Silly Zhu was full of anger, but unfortunately he didn't dare to vent, so he could only apologize bitterly, and even cried as he spoke.

Silly Zhu didn't even cry when his ear was bitten by Xu Damao just now, but now he's crying when he apologizes to Lin Fan. The child will be wronged.

"Gong Lin, how can I? I am still angry at Silly Zhu, so my eyes are wrong. I have so much respect and admiration for you, how dare I be dissatisfied with you!"

Xu Damao apologized to Lin Fan with a playful smile.

But a biting dog doesn't bark. Some people smile in front of someone but stab him in the back. People like Xu Damao are actually scarier than Silly Zhu.

"The farce is over, everyone goes home!"

Lin Fan was too lazy to talk to Xu Damao, the smiling tiger, and took Fang Meng home.

After Lin Fan left, everyone looked at each other for a while, and then they dispersed and went home.

Facts have proved that Lin Fan is still an insurmountable mountain in the courtyard. The first and second uncles, stupid Xu Damao, are not worth mentioning in front of him.