Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Do you have any objections?" Lin Fan glanced at Yan Bugui coldly.

"This, that, I mean you hit them too hard, what if you break them?" Yan Bugui was frightened.

"Don't worry, it's just a flesh wound. It's nothing. You won't die. Don't worry."

Lin Fan said calmly, not taking this matter to heart at all.

Everyone in the courtyard looked at Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu lying on the ground moaning, and the corners of their mouths twitched.

You call this okay, why do I look at them as if they are dying?

But they didn't dare to speak for fear of offending Lin Fan.

"Zhu Zhu, Zhong Hai, did you beat you like this? I'm going to beat him to death!"

Yes, the oldest guy in the courtyard has come out.

"Lin Fan, did you do this?"

Although Silhu and Yi Zhonghai only whined and did not complain.

But the looks in the eyes of other people in the courtyard made the deaf old lady pinpoint the culprit Lin Fan.

"Yes, I did it."

Lin Fan didn't care. Others in the courtyard were afraid of the deaf old lady, but Lin Fan was not afraid. She was just an older five-guarantee household, so there was nothing to be afraid of.

"I'll beat you idiot to death!" The deaf old lady raised her cane and wanted to hit Lin Fan.

Lin Fan was too lazy to fight against the old woman and stepped back to avoid the cane.

"I can't hit it, oops, I can't hit it, are you angry or not? Oops, I escaped again, are you angry?"

Lin Fan avoided the deaf old lady's crutches while stimulating her with words.

Everyone was blown away by Lin Fan's skills. They were so impressed!

"Lin Fan, how dare you hide!" The deaf old lady panted tiredly.

Although she was in good spirits, wanting to defeat Lin Fan was just a daydream.

"I'll just hide, what can you do to me?" Lin Fan said disdainfully.

"If you hide again, I will destroy your house!" The deaf old lady thought of a solution as soon as her eyes rolled.

If Lin Fan can run, your house will have no legs, right? See how it runs.

"If you have the ability, just smash it. See if I can slap you with a big mouth. I'm not as good as you, but I still have the energy!"

Lin Fan said coldly.

The damn old woman wants to open a dyeing shop just because she gave me three points of color. She wants to quarrel with me, and I’ll beat your mouth until it’s swollen.

The deaf old lady's expression changed. She thought Lin Fan was afraid of her when Lin Fan was avoiding her just now.

I didn't expect that Lin Fan would change his attitude so quickly. As soon as he said that he would smash his house, he would treat him like a big mouth.

I am old, but I can't handle Lin Fan's loud mouth.

Everyone in the courtyard also looked at the deaf old lady with interest.

They both wanted to see if the deaf old lady dared to smash up Lin Fan's house, and they also wanted to see if Lin Fan dared to hit the deaf old lady.

"My lord, I don't have the same experience as you, huh!" the deaf old lady said in a low voice.

Everyone looked disappointed. This damn old woman gave in too quickly.

She is usually arrogant and domineering, and because of her age, no one takes her seriously.

I didn't expect to meet a more aggressive person today, and I immediately became intimidated.

"But you injured Zhonghai and Shazhu, you have to give an explanation for this."

The deaf old lady didn't dare to act recklessly, so she had no choice but to talk about Lin Fan's beating.

"Silly Zhu, he deserves it. Who made him want to hit me? If I beat him until his teeth are all over the floor, it only shows that he is rubbish!"

Lin Fan said disdainfully.

"What about Yi Zhonghai? You can't justify beating him, right?"

"He should be beaten too. Who told him to say that I am a disaster and come with me for no reason? He thought I was Yue Fei and he was Qin Hui?"

Lin Fan said with a strange expression.

"What? Did Qin Hui say that when he framed Yue Fei?" Yi Zhonghai, who had just gotten up, was a little confused.

Why did this involve me? I am not Qin Hui!

"Well, even if I said something wrong, you can't be so cruel. Look at me!" Yi Zhonghai said angrily.

"I'm sorry, the beating went smoothly. The more I hit, the happier I am!" Lin Fan felt a little embarrassed.

He had wanted to slap Yi Zhonghai in the face for a long time, and this time he did it really well.

"Well, I'll give you five yuan to see a doctor and buy some supplements. Next time, I hope you can hold on a little longer and let me beat you faster!" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"Who wants your money..."

"Wait a minute, what did you say? Do you want to hit me next time?" Yi Zhonghai was a little unbelievable.

Lin Fan smiled. Isn't it obvious? Yi Zhonghai deserves a beating. If not, who will beat him?

"Lin Fan, do you believe that I called the police to arrest you?"

"welcome any time!"

Yi Zhonghai looked at the confident Lin Fan and was a little undecided. What did Lin Fan have to rely on? So confident.

Lin Fan didn't think much about it. It was just a fight caused by a quarrel between neighbors. No one was seriously injured, so it wasn't a big deal.

Throughout the year, there are countless such contradictory incidents in major courtyard houses. The police can at most fine them some money or detain themselves.

"If you don't do it next time, if you dare to do anything again, I will call the police and arrest you!"

"I think if this is the case, that Shazhu can be imprisoned until he dies. Although I did not grow up in this courtyard, I have heard that Shazhu beat Xu Damao countless times since he was a child."

"Why didn't you call the police to arrest Silly Zhu at that time? Instead, you protected him?" Lin Fan asked with a smile.

Yi Zhonghai's face turned dark again, and now it was impossible to see Yi Zhonghai's expression clearly.

He had a fight with his bangs yesterday, and the swelling has swelled today. Although he applied safflower oil, it has not gone away.

Then he was slapped in the face crazily by Lin Fan, and it was now so swollen that he couldn't see his face clearly.

Lin Fan felt like laughing just looking at it.

"Hmph, it's normal for neighbors to have some quarrels. Even if Zhu Zhu takes action, he knows it in his heart. He won't hit you so hard like you, and you'll beat him to death!"

Yi Zhonghai said angrily.

"That's right, my mouth is swollen!"

Because Lin Fan was a bit ruthless, Silly Zhu was a bit speechless.

"You have to recognize yourself. You are no match for me. Why do you insist on causing trouble for me? You just bully Xu Damao!"

When Xu Damao heard Lin Fan's words, he wanted to refute, but he didn't know how to refute.

In fact, he has been beaten by Si Zhu since he was a child. He also wants to be like Lin Fan, punching Si Zhu hard one after another.

"Okay, this matter is over for today. There will be no results if we continue to pursue it. From now on, everyone should be more restrained and don't do anything casually again!"

Yan Bugui, as the only uncle in the courtyard now, has brought an end to today's events.

Then everyone went back to their homes. The cause of today's incident was Jia Zhang, but no one cared about her.

But she didn't dare to say anything. Lin Fan had the nerve to hit him, and Jia Zhang was afraid of being slapped by him.

When Lin Fan returned home, Fang Meng looked at him with admiration, "Brother Lin Fan, you are really amazing!"

"is it?"

"Yes, no matter whether you are civil or military, no one can be your opponent. It's so powerful!"