Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Keep your voice down, you are so careless that people can hear you. It's time to call you feudal and superstitious!"

Lin Fan couldn't help but glare at Yu Haitang, what a fierce bitch.

"What does this mean? I suddenly remembered that the old man in your courtyard is also infertile. Fortunately, Xiaomeng is pregnant, otherwise I would still have to doubt you!"

Yu Haitang didn't take it seriously. Who could compete with this?

"That's all old history. Not only do you have a child now, but the child is your own biological child. Don't you know?"

Fang Meng couldn't help laughing. Yu Haitang really didn't know, or he didn't know. Did the entire Sijiu City know about this?

"Whose child is not your biological child? Are other people's children called your own? Oh, I remembered. I heard that there was a man who gave birth to the child. I didn't expect it to be the old man in your hospital?"

Yu Haitang woke up from a dream and remembered the previous rumors. Isn't this a coincidence?

"Isn't it him? He gave birth to a daughter. Father and daughter are safe!"

Lin Fan said in a faint tone.

"Pfft, father and daughter are safe, I've only heard of mother and son being safe!"

Yu Haitang almost burst out laughing, what the hell is father and daughter safe?

"A daughter born to a father means that both father and daughter are safe, right?"

"That's true!"

When Yu Haitang heard this, he felt that it made sense and nodded involuntarily.

"Okay, let's eat quickly and go to work after finishing our work!"

At this time, Fang Dahai urged Lin Fan and the others.

So Lin Fan and the others stopped chatting and concentrated on eating lunch. When they finished eating, Fang Dahai realized that Fang Meng had only eaten a little.

"Xiaomeng, you have a bad appetite?"

Fang Dahai was a little worried. His daughter was pregnant now. If she didn't eat, it would be bad for both adults and children.

"Dad, I ate two and a half bowls of egg fried rice this morning, and I'm not hungry yet!"

Fang Meng smiled sheepishly, it was all her fault for being too greedy in the morning.

"One egg fried rice is so delicious? You eat two and a half bowls? Are you coaxing me?"

Fang Dahai didn't believe it. He had to endure this.

"Meng'er did eat so much in the morning. It's normal that she can't eat anymore. I also have some pastries here, which I'll let Meng'er take away later. If she's hungry in the afternoon, she can fill her stomach."

Lin Fan stood up and testified for Fang Meng. It was normal for Fang Meng to be unable to eat now.

"Well, you have to be careful next time, don't overeat!"

Fang Dahai had no choice but to give Lin Fan and Fang Meng some advice.

Fang Meng nodded repeatedly, then returned to the broadcast room with the pastries given by Lin Fan and Yu Haitang.

Fang Dahai also said goodbye to Lin Fan and returned to the workshop. As for Lin Fan, he continued his fishing career.

At the same time, Shazhu also began to ask for immortality, oh no, seek medical advice.

He Daqing's pregnancy was really irritating to him. He decided to find someone to look at his problems and cure the problems that were not working first. As for the infertility problem, as long as there was a chance to recover, he would also receive treatment. of.

He, Silly Zhu, has to become a normal man. He is over 30 and finally got married. His wife is not bad looking, but she can't seem to eat, which really makes him suffer.

"Doctor, do you think this problem of mine can be cured?"

At this time, Silly Zhu was in the hospital asking the doctor about his condition.

"I have no solution for the infertility issue for the time being. Your balls are gone and there is no normal sperm discharge. How can you get pregnant? As for your inability to get up, I have a general idea. Is it because you are scared?"

The doctor adjusted his glasses and spoke slowly.

"That's right, you're amazing, don't worry, we'll do the same thing, let me fix the problem of not being able to get up first!"

As soon as Shazhu heard what the doctor said was so accurate, he immediately said excitedly.

Things like infertility can be dealt with slowly, but problems that don't work need to be solved urgently.

"Okay, let me try acupuncture on you first!"

The doctor nodded, and then took out a row of long silver needles.

"Where to stick?"

Silly Zhu looked at the old silver needle and was a little scared. He swallowed his saliva and asked with difficulty.

"Where did you say it was stabbed?"

The doctor smiled and said, "I can stab anywhere else, but of course I can't stab anywhere."

"That won't work, that won't work. If such a long needle sticks in, why won't it leak? When I go to the toilet, it will leak like a sieve. Isn't that the end? How can it be stuck?"

Silly Zhu shook his head repeatedly, isn't this nonsense? He was frightened by such a long needle.

"You have to think about it. This is a psychological problem. Western medicine has nothing to do for the time being. I'm just trying it now, but having a way is better than having no way at all, right? And I promise I won't give you a puncture!"

The doctor was somewhat understanding when he saw Sha Zhu retreating, but if you don't try to solve the problem, it will never be solved, so he still persuaded Sha Zhu.

"This is not okay, I can't accept this!"

After Sha Zhu said that, he turned around and ran away, but when he was walking on the street, he thought of the old trees in He Daqingdu that had blossomed. He had not touched them since his wife got married, so Sha Zhu gritted his teeth and went back.

"Come back? Have you figured it out?"

The doctor asked with a smile when he saw Silly Zhu returning.

"I figured it out, come on, die early and be reborn!"

Silly Zhu's generous sacrifice made the doctor a little helpless. He was a doctor, not an executioner, so he seemed to want Silly Zhu's life.

"Here!"

The doctor motioned Shazhu to lie on the bed in the back room, and then handed him a towel.

"What is this for? To wipe my sweat?"

Silly Zhu was a little confused holding the towel, not knowing what the doctor meant.

"No, it's for you to bite and use. Don't yell so loud that others think I'm killing a pig!"

"Doctor, this is not funny at all. Why don't you give me an anesthetic?"

"What you said is quite funny. I used a silver needle to stimulate you and wanted you to react, but you asked me to give you anesthesia. Can you still feel it after anesthesia?"

The doctor was really impressed by Shazhu's brain circuit.

"Without anesthesia, if such a long needle sticks in, it won't hurt me to death, right?"

"If it hurts, just endure it. Otherwise, why would I give you a towel? Besides, pain is a good thing, because it means recovery is not far away!"

The doctor said something to Shazhu angrily, and then pressed him on the hospital bed.

"Are you ready? I'm coming!"

Silly Zhu was a little helpless, it was already this time, he was not ready and it was too late.

Then the doctor took off Silly Zhu's pants and looked at the thing less than two inches in front of him. The doctor also wanted to laugh, but he still had professional ethics. Under normal circumstances, he would never laugh unless he couldn't help it. .

"Doctor, hurry up!"

Silly Zhu closed his eyes and urged the doctor. If he extended his head, it would be a knife, and if he retracted his head, it would be a knife. As long as he thought about it, he would not be able to escape the acupuncture service.