Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"What does it have to do with you when I want to have a child? Your family lives by the sea. It's so lenient. Just leave!"

Lin Fan was too lazy to argue with Xu Damao and sent him away directly.

"Don't bother me. I'm just caring about you. You see, you are almost a year younger when you get married. Why don't you make any movement? If you are not anxious, I will be anxious for you. Are you not good? Go to the hospital and see if you can't. Go and see, this matter can't be delayed! Of course, it may be that Fang Meng can't give birth. The aunt is a warning, but Yi Zhonghai is amazing. He gave birth to himself, which is an anecdote through the ages. If Lin Fan can't do it, you can try yourself. born!"

Maybe Xu Damao was really happy because he was getting married today, so he drank a few drinks, and now he was so drunk that he didn't know his last name.

"Maybe Lin Fan divorces Fang Meng, and like Silly Zhu and you, just find a widow to take care of the children. Now he has a wife and children, how great it would be to get everything done in one step!"

When the neighbors saw that Xu Damao dared to make trouble at Lin Fan's door, they all came over.

And Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't know whether she had eaten something bad today or had a convulsion, but she dared to agree with Xu Damao and ridicule Lin Fan.

"Okay, you've become more capable, you dare to shout in front of me, right?"

Lin Fan felt angry and funny. It had been a long time since he had been provoked by someone. These two idiots were really not afraid of death.

"That's not me. I'm just here to make soy sauce. When I saw Xu Damao being so nervous, I just said a few words casually. It has nothing to do with me!"

Seeing Lin Fan's cold eyes, Jia Zhang realized what she had just done. Thinking back on what she had just said, she almost frightened herself to death. She really did not commit suicide.

"Lin Fan, since the two of them didn't do it on purpose, let's forget about those things. We are all neighbors. It's the first month of the year again and the New Year atmosphere hasn't dissipated yet, so don't worry about it!"

Yi Zhonghai actually stood up and tried to persuade Lin Fan. It was really interesting that it was the same kind of moral kidnapping.

Is it because you are distracted or because I can no longer hold the knife? You actually dare to provoke me like this.

"Xu Damao, since everyone says so, then you can go. After all, today is your wedding day, so I won't argue with you!"

As the saying goes, drunkenness makes people bold. Xu Damao drank today. Lin Fan predicted that he would not leave. If you don't leave even if you give him a chance, then you can't blame me for not giving him a chance!

"If I don't leave, who can you blame if you can't give birth to a child? In short, it's either you or Fang Meng who has the problem. If there is a problem, go get it treated. Don't be pretentious here!"

As expected by Lin Fan, Xu Damao refused to leave, and he started to show off.

"hiss!"

Everyone took a breath. Lin Fan was tolerant enough today. He was willing to let Xu Damao go, which was beyond their surprise. They didn't expect that Xu Damao didn't know if something was wrong with his head, but he wouldn't leave even if Lin Fan let him go. , and dared to speak provocatively. He really didn't take Lin Fan seriously. Lin Fan would definitely get angry next.

Then everyone held their breath, not daring to make a sound, waiting for Lin Fan to get angry.

"that is!"

"hiss!"

Jia Zhang even whispered in response from the side. She thought she was quiet enough, but she forgot that the scene was completely silent, so her voice stood out.

It was over. When her voice came out clearly, Jia Zhang knew that she was done.

"Oh!"

Lin Fan kicked Xu Damao directly from the door of his house to the middle of the yard. There was at least ten meters in between, and everyone was dumbfounded.

"what!"

This hit Xu Damao was hit hard, he woke up from the wine, and immediately screamed in pain.

Jia Zhang didn't dare to say any nonsense, so she immediately turned around and ran away.

"Oh!"

It's a pity that no matter how quick your reaction is, can you still be faster than Lin Fan? Lin Fan kicked her directly on the back, sending Jia Zhang flying into the air.

"Help!"

"Don't come here!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang danced in mid-air and called for help, while Xu Damao looked horrified as he watched Mrs. Jia Zhang fall towards him.

"Ahhhh!"

Jia Zhang was positioned perfectly, pressing on Xu Damao's body, causing him to scream in pain.

Everyone looked at each other in shock when they saw this scene, but they had no intention of breaking up the fight. Who let Xu Damao and Jia Zhang keep provoking Lin Fan? They deserved to be beaten.

"You two little bastards, if you don't take care of them, you won't even know who you are!"

Lin Fan sneered and walked over quickly, lifting Xu Damao with his left hand and Jia Zhang with his right hand, sending a meteorite hitting the earth to the two of them.

"Ouch, it hurts me to death!"

The two people's heads hit each other hard, and they grimaced in pain.

"A tough guy, right? A tough guy, right? You like to talk nonsense, right?"

After the two people's heads were bumped so hard that they were as bruised as the Tathagata Buddha, Lin Fan started to slap his big mouth again.

"Whoosh!"

Lin Fan had a few teeth removed from both of them, especially Jia Zhang's. The elderly's teeth were fragile, and now all of their front teeth were lost, making it difficult for them to speak, and there was a hole in their smile.

"Grandpa Lin Fan, stop fighting. Your grandson is almost beaten to death by you. Just let him go. You have to pay for your life if you kill your grandson. It's not worth it. It's really not worth it. I How can my life be compared with yours!"

Xu Damao screamed repeatedly, and then he endured the pain and begged for mercy inarticulately. He was afraid that Lin Fan would beat him to death.

"Lin Fan..."

"Snapped!"

Just when Yi Zhonghai was about to say something, Lin Fan came to his senses and slapped him with such force and force that Yi Zhonghai turned 720 degrees in the air and fell to the ground, almost belching on the spot.

"I've noticed you've been unhappy for a long time. You've been there all the time. Does it have anything to do with you? You're just chattering here non-stop. I'm so angry just looking at you. You still think you're a big man?"

Lin Fan pointed at Yi Zhonghai who was lying on the ground doubting his life and cursed.

"Who else?"

Lin Fan asked the crowd loudly again, and everyone shook their heads and backed away.

"What a fool, Xu Damao, Jia Zhang, you two must kowtow to me three times today, otherwise you won't even be able to leave!"

Lin Fan then walked up to Xu Damao and Jia Zhang who were lying on the ground pretending to be dead dogs, kicked them and spoke.

"Grandpa, I was wrong!"

Xu Damao was very single. He immediately struggled to get up and kowtowed three times respectfully.

"Can I leave, Lin Fan?"

"Go away!"

"okay!"

Xu Damao scrambled to his feet, and was then taken out of the yard by his new wife, Xiaofang, presumably to the hospital.

"Old Qianpo, what about you?"

"Lin Fan, I'm so old, and if you ask me to kowtow three times to you, you won't be afraid of shortening your life!"

Jia Zhang was still a little reluctant, so she looked at Lin Fan with resentment.

"Very good, I admire your unruly look and hope you can keep it up!"

Lin Fan smiled, this Jia Zhang family was really interesting.

"Meng'er, bring me a rope!"

Lin Fan suddenly turned to Fang Meng and said something. Fang Meng nodded and went back to find the rope.