Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

Liu Haizhong looked at Yi Zhonghai's back, and his expression changed. He was pretending to be something, and if he couldn't figure it out, Lin Fan would give me a look, "Oh, shit, what the hell."

Lin Fan also checked the mood mall today and found that the items refreshed today were basically talismans, and they were all worth 200 points.

The running belly and diarrhea talisman, the mute talisman, the confused love talisman, the crying talisman and the furious and out-of-control talisman. Each talisman lasts for 10 minutes and can be overwritten. Just select the target and use it silently.

Lin Fan bought them all and then rode to work. On the way, he was thinking about who would use them.

When they arrived at the workshop, Yi Zhonghai arrived before Lin Fan. The old man had very good legs and feet.

When he saw Lin Fan, he put on a face that made Lin Fan decide to give him some color!

"Lin Fan, are you here?" Fang Dahai said with a smile when he saw Lin Fan coming.

"Yes, Dad, why are you here so early?"

"Hey, I'm used to getting up early, so I just came here. Why is Yi Zhonghai showing off to you again?"

"It's okay. He was tricked by me last night and he contributed money and effort. He must be resentful!"

Lin Fan said nonchalantly and glanced at Yi Zhonghai.

I'm going to use all the talismans on him to see if he can show off his face even though he's an old guy.

Seeing that Lin Fan was confident, Fang Dahai didn't say much, as long as Lin Fan wouldn't suffer a loss.

Half an hour later, Deputy Factory Director Li, the workshop director, and all the factory leaders came in.

Yi Zhonghai glanced at them but said nothing. As an eighth-level fitter, he was not afraid of these leaders.

Normally he might say hello, but today he was in a bad mood and didn't want to talk to her.

Deputy Director Li and others looked at the rude Yi Zhonghai. Although they were dissatisfied, they did not say anything.

After all, Yi Zhonghai is an eighth-level fitter. When most engineers and senior technicians support Daxi's move to the northwest, an eighth-level fitter can be said to have a high status.

"Director, you see, our first workshop has always been the most efficient workshop in our factory, and the workers are very enthusiastic about their work!"

"System, use the Out of Control Talisman of Fury, target Yi Zhonghai!" Lin Fan began to mutter silently in his mind.

"Used successfully!"

Yi Zhonghai, who had been working with his head down, raised his head, "Gao Gao Gao, taller than your mother, exhausted every day, and so enthusiastic, you flatterer, talking nonsense all day long!"

"You, you, you," the workshop director was so angry that Yi Zhonghai almost fainted.

I know you are an eighth-level fitter and have a high status, but I am also the workshop director. I don’t cause trouble for you, but you cause trouble for me?

"It's okay, maybe Master Yi is not in a good mood, don't worry about it!" Deputy Director Li wanted to take Yi Zhonghai for himself.

"Of course I'm in a bad mood. How could I be in a good mood when I saw you bitch so early in the morning?" Yi Zhonghai yelled.

The entire workshop fell silent when they heard Yi Zhonghai's scolding.

Deputy Director Li is also a little confused. I am Deputy Director Li. I am here to speak for you. What are you doing?

"Master Yi, what's wrong with you? It's a bit too much. What did you say?"

"That's right, is he crazy?"

"It's possible, he's probably not sane!"

Many factory leaders also criticized him.

"Shut up, you bunch of sycophants. You don't see anyone when you're doing your business. If there's not a single one left, you're all a worm in the factory!" Yi Zhonghai went crazy and attacked everyone he saw!

Qian Li, a grumpy factory leader, walked up directly and was ready to take action.

"The system uses the Confusion Talisman, targeting Yi Zhonghai!"

"Used successfully!"

As soon as Qian Li walked in front of Yi Zhonghai, Yi Zhonghai suddenly grabbed his left hand.

"What are you doing, do you want to make the first move?" Qian Li tried to pull his hand back, but failed.

"My dear, don't be angry. Can you let me kiss you?" With that said, Yi Zhonghai moved his head towards Qian Li and prepared to kiss Qian Li's mouth.

"Holy shit, let go, let go, oh my god!" Qian Li panicked.

But Yi Zhonghai is a fitter, and his hands are really strong.

Unable to break away from Yi Zhonghai's hand, he could only wave his right hand and slap Yi Zhonghai on the face.

Unfortunately, Yi Zhonghai was unconscious and thought that Qian Li was flirting with him as a peerless beauty in his eyes.

"Beauty, I forgive you for liking this tune, I will come too!"

Yi Zhonghai also slapped Qian Li a few times, but then he still wanted to join in.

Yi Zhonghai slapped him, "I love you!"

Qianli is still struggling.

Yi Zhonghai slapped him again, "I really love you!"

Qian Li was stunned.

Yi Zhonghai slapped him a few more times, "I really love you very much!"

Qian Li cried and stopped resisting. Yi Zhonghai kissed him directly.

The onlookers took a deep breath and said that they had learned it and would try it with their wives when they got back!

"Quick, quick, save people, Qian Li is going to get his way!" Deputy Director Li realized what he was doing and quickly called for help.

The workshop director and others rushed to help, and finally managed to pull Yi Zhonghai away.

"System, use the Crying Talisman, target Yi Zhonghai!"

"Used successfully!"

Only then did Yi Zhonghai realize what he had just done.

He began to cry bitterly, "I'm sorry, I just had a convulsion and my brain is not in good condition. Please forgive me!"

"Forehead……"

Everyone was a little confused by Yi Zhonghai's sudden change of expression.

Besides, even if we forgive you, Qian Li probably won’t let you go, right?

"Qian Li, it's my fault. Maybe I'm old and my brain is not working properly. Please forgive me!"

"It sounds like someone is really smart!" Qian Li said bitterly.

"Just forgive me. If you don't forgive me, I won't get up!" Yi Zhonghai hugged Qian Li's thigh and begged him with tears in his eyes.

Qian Li couldn't shake him off no matter what, Yi Zhonghai's tears and snot flowed onto his pants.

Qian Li felt sick in his heart, "Let go, let me go quickly!"

"I won't, if you don't forgive me, I won't get up!" Yi Zhonghai continued to cry bitterly.

"After all, he is an eighth-level fitter. Why do you look like a bird? He is not mentally ill, right?"

There was a lot of discussion.

"Okay, let go and I will forgive you!" Qian Li had no choice but to compromise.

"System, use the Belly and Diarrhea Talisman and the Speechless Talisman, target Yi Zhonghai!"

"Used successfully!"

When Yi Zhonghai heard that Qian Li had forgiven him, he was about to get up, but as soon as he moved, his stomach turned upside down. He was about to speak, but found that he couldn't speak, so he could only hug Qian Li's legs and dare not move.

Qian Li saw that Yi Zhonghai hadn't moved for a long time, so he shook him and said, "Get up, I've forgiven you, why don't you move?"

As soon as something happened, Yi Zhonghai couldn't hold it in any longer, so he farted and pissed all over the place, causing him to poop all over his pants.

People nearby were affected, panicked and started running around.

Yi Zhonghai was in trouble, the situation was out of control, and the entire workshop became a farce.

Deputy Factory Director Li and the workshop director were shocked and quickly backed away.

Qian Li also wanted to escape, but couldn't. Yi Zhonghai was still holding his legs!

Fang Dahai looked at this scene in shock, and then pinched Lin Fan.

"Dad, what's wrong with you? Why are you pinching me?"

"I want to know if the scene in front of me is real. I never dreamed that Yi Zhonghai would become like this!"