Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Meng'er, we are inseparable all day long. Do you think I have time to be the man behind Qin Huairu?"

Lin Fan shook his head and said helplessly.

"That's true, but I still think it has something to do with you. This is a woman's intuition!"

Fang Meng nodded but still said thoughtfully.

"Okay, my little woman, I will ask Qin Huairu directly for you about this matter another day. Now let's go to the small world first and see if Xiao'e is back!"

Lin Fan felt a little guilty when he heard this. Could this matter really be related to him?

Lin Fan then changed the topic and took Fang Meng to the small world.

"Lin Fan, Xiao Meng!"

Lou Xiao'e ran over in a hurry. It seemed that she had been waiting for a while and was a little impatient.

"Xiao'e, happy New Year, are you having fun at home?"

Fang Meng held Lou Xiao'e's hand and started chatting with her.

"I'm happy, but I just miss you a little bit. Xiaomeng, your down jacket looks great, and you also have small leather shoes. Did Lin Fan buy these for you?"

Lou Xiao'e noticed Fang Meng's new clothes and asked with some envy.

"Do you want it? Lin Fan bought a lot of it. It will be enough for the two of us to wear for a lifetime!"

Fang Meng took Lou Xiao'e's hand and came to the warehouse where Lin Fan stacked clothes and shoes.

"Wow, I like this pink down jacket and these shoes. By the way, what kind of shoes are these, Lin Fan?"

"Those are called boots!"

Lou Xiao'e immediately put it on after hearing this, and then continued to pick and choose with Fang Meng.

Lin Fan felt that something was wrong with the situation. The two of them were getting excited. Just like women going shopping, women are also addicted to changing clothes. How could this continue?

"Okay, you can choose slowly from now on, and the clothes won't run away. Let's go to New Year's Eve!"

Lin Fan quickly interrupted the two women's gradually rising interest.

"Then how are we going to live?"

The two women asked in unison.

"Let's have a barbecue party. I have ten cows and ten sheep on the grassland. Do you want to eat roasted whole sheep or roasted whole cows?"

Lin Fan took the two women's hands and walked toward the grassland.

"Let's roast a whole lamb. Who can eat a cow? You can still eat a roasted whole lamb, but it's going to be hard work for Brother Lin Fan. Xiao'e and I can only eat a little bit!"

Fang Meng tilted his head and thought for a while before saying.

"Xiao Meng, do you think Lin Fan can eat a sheep by himself? He doesn't have such a big appetite, I think he usually only eats two bowls of rice!"

When Lou Xiao'e heard this, she glanced at Lin Fan and Fang Meng in surprise.

"Xiao'e, you don't understand. Brother Lin Fan is a martial arts practitioner. If he lets go and eats it, it won't be a problem for him."

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's start!"

Lou Xiao'e said impatiently.

Then the three people stretched out their sinful hands towards an innocent lamb on the grassland. Because Lin Fan and the others were celebrating New Year's Eve, it became a victim.

But to Lin Fan's surprise, the two women who had said they could only eat a little actually ate at least the equivalent of four legs of lamb.

Of course, the price is that the two women can no longer walk, and Lin Fan has to use his energy to help them eat.

Huang Di probably never dreamed that the internal power he cultivated through the Huang Di Nei Jing would not help people clear their meridians, but help people clear their stomachs.

Of course, this is Lin Fan's martial arts version of the Yellow Emperor's Inner Canon. It is not certain whether it was created by the Yellow Emperor. Maybe it’s a fake or shoddy product!

"Brother Lin Fan, I always felt that my body felt warm after practicing the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic. I didn't expect this warm current to have such an effect!"

Fang Meng said with some surprise.

"This is called internal strength, which is infinitely mysterious, but in this modern society, I have no place for a hero!"

Lin Fan sighed. He was now better than the best. In this courtyard world, he could defeat all the invincible opponents in the world, but if he traveled to other worlds, he might be at the bottom.

"It's okay Lin Fan, today is New Year's Eve, let's not think about these things and do something meaningful instead, right?"

Lou Xiao'e winked at Lin Fan, and Lin Fan understood instantly, and then he started a night of galloping horses and wagging tails of dragons.

Early the next morning, Lin Fan got up and stretched, then went out to wash up.

When he came to the pool in the yard, Qin Huairu happened to come over.

"Lin Fan, Happy New Year!"

"Qin Huairu, did your family kill a pig during the Chinese New Year yesterday?"

Lin Fan asked with great interest.

"Kill a pig? No, Lin Fan, are you kidding me? The poor people in my family will have to eat dirt. There is no pig to kill!"

Qin Huairu didn't react for a while.

"Then why did your pig scream so miserably last night?"

Lin Fan reminded Qin Huairu again, and only then did Qin Huairu react.

"That's what my mother-in-law called. Did it bother you? I'm so sorry. She may have Alzheimer's disease in her old age, so she likes to howl a lot when she has nothing to do!"

"Qin Huairu, I'm not dead yet. If you say bad things about me, can't you go behind my back?"

Jia Zhang's voice sounded faintly.

"What are you doing here? Go back quickly. This pool is only so big, how can it accommodate so many people!"

Qin Huairu saw that Jia Zhang was in a bad mood, so she spoke in a bad tone.

"You can come but I can't? I'll come. If you can, beat me again in the compound!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang did not believe that Qin Huairu would beat her again in public.

"roll!"

"okay!"

Lin Fan didn't want to see Jia Zhang, who immediately ran away in despair.

"Qin Huairu, when did you become so... powerful?"

Lin Fan saw Jia Zhang going home and asked Fang Mengmeng what he knew.

"Strong? I'm just not cowardly anymore. I used to be patient in every possible way, but all I got in return was Jia Zhang's toughness. I understand that I have to be tough so that I won't be bullied."

Qin Huairu said to Lin Fan with deep meaning.

"Yes, if you have the consciousness, as long as you kill the Jia Zhang family first, and then cut off the stick stems, you will be able to achieve enlightenment and become an immortal!"

Lin Fan patted Qin Huairu on the shoulder, then turned around and went home.

"Behead...kill?"

Qin Huairu was shocked by what Lin Fan said. Although she hated the Jia Zhang family and was worried about her, she wouldn't kill them, right?

"Qin Huairu, what did Lin Fan just say to you?"

A voice sounded in Qin Huairu's ears, waking her up. Who else could it be if it wasn't Jia Zhang?

"He said if he chopped you into pieces and used them to make dumplings, you could eat them for a week!"

Qin Huairu turned her head and said to Jia Zhang with a smile.

"What? Lin Fan is so crazy? He actually wants to attack an old man like me. Is he crazy?"

Jia Zhang didn't have any brains, so she was really frightened by Qin Huairu.

"I lied to you. Look at you like this. You are old, fat, and wrinkled. How can Lin Fan eat your flesh? Do you deserve it?"

Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at Jia Zhang and went home.