Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am
Chapter 307 The risk-taking Jia Zhang family
"Shut up if you don't come, you're gibbering like a bitch!"
Silly Zhu glanced at Yan Jiecheng disdainfully.
"you……"
Yan Jiecheng wanted to get angry again, but was stopped by Yan Bugui.
"Silly Zhu, you have suffered the greatest loss, come here!"
Yan Bugui motioned to Shazhu to solve it on his own, and they could just watch from the side.
"Jia Zhang, you old bastard, you better come up with a way to solve the problem of me being scared by you, otherwise I will beat you to death!"
Silly Zhu looked at Jia Zhang with hatred. This was his wedding night. If this little Silly Zhu was useless, what a waste of time. Wasn't this a "chicken-less talk"!
"Why don't you ask my sweet grandson to give you a cup of boy's urine? Boy's urine wards off evil spirits and eliminates anger. Maybe you'll be fine after drinking it?"
Jia Zhang asked tentatively.
"Fuck your child's urine. Is that drinkable? Why don't you drink it?"
Silly Zhu grabbed Jia Zhang's collar and asked fiercely.
"How will you know if you don't try it? If you don't try it, it won't work. If you try it, it might work."
Jia Zhang's eyes kept rolling, thinking about how to escape.
"..."
Silly Zhu didn't know what to say, just drink it, that thing is too disgusting, and there are so many neighbors watching here.
But don't drink it, what will you do if your little fool can't move? Before, you laughed at Yan Jiecheng, thinking that he had no future, so he gave up after being scared. He didn't expect that things would turn around, and it would be his turn so soon.
"Why don't you try it first? Maybe it will work. Silly Zhu, you don't want it to work just after you get married, right?"
When Jia Zhang saw that Sha Zhu was a little moved, she quickly struck while the iron was hot and said.
She didn't know if it would work, but it was better than being beaten to death by an angry fool.
If it goes wrong, Silly Zhu will definitely not be so angry.
"Why, Mrs. Jia Zhang, your grandson's urine is still wet, can it still make Silly Zhu return to normal?"
Yan Jiecheng couldn't help laughing.
"Ok?"
Silly Zhu looked at Yan Jiecheng thoughtfully. He and Yan Jiecheng had the same experience. They were both frightened when they raised their guns and mounted their horses. Although he was embarrassed to drink the boy's urine, he could let Yan Jiecheng drink it.
If Yan Jiecheng doesn't have any effect after drinking, it means Jia Zhang cheated on him, so he will beat Jia Zhang.
If Yan Jiecheng recovers, it means that the child's urine is medicine. Then isn't it normal for him to drink medicine and recover?
"Silly Zhu, what are you looking at!"
Yan Jiecheng felt a little guilty when he saw Silly Zhu, and couldn't help but speak out to encourage himself.
"I see you, we are both suffering, so I decided to give you a chance to try to see if you can return to normal."
"What do you mean? You bastard, do you want me to be your test subject?"
Yan Jiecheng was stunned for two seconds, and then realized that Sha Zhu was preparing to let him drink the boy's urine for him, and couldn't help but cursed.
"Ms. Jia Zhang, tell your grandson to pee quickly. I'll catch Yan Jiecheng and you pour it into his mouth!"
Silly Zhu said and grabbed Yan Jiecheng.
"Silly Zhu, you son of a bitch, let me go quickly!"
Yan Jiecheng said and struggled desperately, but Shazhu's strength was too great and he couldn't break away at all.
"Mom and dad, save me, fight with Silly Pillar, resist, Yu Li!"
Yan Jiecheng saw that he couldn't do it by himself, so he quickly called everyone he could ask for help.
"Silly Zhu, what are you doing? Let go of my Jie Cheng immediately. If you want to drink child urine, then go alone. Don't drag my Jie Cheng. This is all feudal dregs. I am a scholar and I don't believe in this."
Yan Bugui quickly grabbed Sha Zhu. There were so many people. If his Yan Jiecheng drank urine, he, the third uncle, would not be able to see anyone in the future.
"Third uncle, don't you want your son to return to normal? Just give it a try."
"You want to try it but you don't know how to try it yourself? Let my family help you find the way. What you think is quite beautiful!"
Yan Bugui is not stupid. Why can't he see through Sha Zhu's little thoughts?
"Grandma, stop fussing, I've been scared to death by you for a long time, and now there's not even a drop left."
At this time, Bangge suddenly interrupted everyone.
"Hahaha!"
Of course, the only one who could laugh out loud at this time was Lin Fan.
Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at Lin Fan resentfully. Why was Lin Fan still gloating about something like this happening to his family?
"Jia Zhang, the method you mentioned won't work. I feel like I'll find another way, otherwise don't blame me for being rude!"
Silly Zhu saw that this matter could not be verified, so he pestered Jia and Zhang again.
"What else do you want, how about I give you a knife and you can chop me off!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang cut her neck. A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.
"Jia Zhang, you think I don't dare, right?"
"Cut me if you dare. Qin Huairu, go back and get him a knife. I'll see if he dares to chop me!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang was not afraid of Silly Zhu at all. She was just frightened by the nightmare before, but now she came to her senses and started to behave and roll around.
"You are so fucking dishonest!"
Silly Zhu searched around and finally found a stick to beat Jia and Zhang.
He would definitely not dare to kill someone with a knife, but he would still have the guts to beat Mr. Jia and Zhang with a stick.
"Silly, what do you want to do?"
Naturally, Mrs. Jia Zhang also saw this scene, and she asked in fear.
"What are you doing? You dare to mess with me, don't you? Let's see if I don't beat you to death today!"
Silly Zhu approached Jia Zhang with a stick in hand, ready to vent his anger.
Who would have thought that Mrs. Jia Zhang's expression turned fierce, she tore her clothes directly, and then threw down Silly Zhu.
"Come on, help, someone raped the old lady!"
Jia Zhang started shouting.
The men in the courtyard turned around quickly, fearing that they would get the eye of a needle, while the women looked at Mrs. Jia Zhang with dumbfounded eyes. This Mrs. Jia Zhang was so shameless and invincible that she was hopeless.
He Daqing was a little dumbfounded and quickly asked his daughter-in-law Zhang Juan and daughter-in-law Li Yan to rescue Silly Zhu.
At this moment, Jia Zhang's front was naked, and it was inconvenient for him to go there.
Zhang Juan and Li Yan ran over quickly.
Silly Zhu was so bored by Jia Zhang that he was foaming at the mouth. It was so toxic.
Lin Fan and Fang Meng looked at each other in confusion at this moment. They had never imagined that Jia Zhang would do such a thing in order to avoid being beaten by a fool. She was truly worthy of Jia Zhang.
When Zhang Juan and Li Yan pulled Jia Zhang away, Si Zhu had already fainted. It was not known whether he was fainted from suffocation or smoke, or maybe from anger.
As for Jia Zhang, she took the opportunity to sneak back home, not even taking care of her daughter-in-law and grandson.
What to do now? The victim fainted, and the culprit ran away. They were left here, the people who were eating melons, and they were helpless.
No, they are also sufferers, but not as miserable as Si Zhu.
Silly Zhu glanced at Yan Jiecheng disdainfully.
"you……"
Yan Jiecheng wanted to get angry again, but was stopped by Yan Bugui.
"Silly Zhu, you have suffered the greatest loss, come here!"
Yan Bugui motioned to Shazhu to solve it on his own, and they could just watch from the side.
"Jia Zhang, you old bastard, you better come up with a way to solve the problem of me being scared by you, otherwise I will beat you to death!"
Silly Zhu looked at Jia Zhang with hatred. This was his wedding night. If this little Silly Zhu was useless, what a waste of time. Wasn't this a "chicken-less talk"!
"Why don't you ask my sweet grandson to give you a cup of boy's urine? Boy's urine wards off evil spirits and eliminates anger. Maybe you'll be fine after drinking it?"
Jia Zhang asked tentatively.
"Fuck your child's urine. Is that drinkable? Why don't you drink it?"
Silly Zhu grabbed Jia Zhang's collar and asked fiercely.
"How will you know if you don't try it? If you don't try it, it won't work. If you try it, it might work."
Jia Zhang's eyes kept rolling, thinking about how to escape.
"..."
Silly Zhu didn't know what to say, just drink it, that thing is too disgusting, and there are so many neighbors watching here.
But don't drink it, what will you do if your little fool can't move? Before, you laughed at Yan Jiecheng, thinking that he had no future, so he gave up after being scared. He didn't expect that things would turn around, and it would be his turn so soon.
"Why don't you try it first? Maybe it will work. Silly Zhu, you don't want it to work just after you get married, right?"
When Jia Zhang saw that Sha Zhu was a little moved, she quickly struck while the iron was hot and said.
She didn't know if it would work, but it was better than being beaten to death by an angry fool.
If it goes wrong, Silly Zhu will definitely not be so angry.
"Why, Mrs. Jia Zhang, your grandson's urine is still wet, can it still make Silly Zhu return to normal?"
Yan Jiecheng couldn't help laughing.
"Ok?"
Silly Zhu looked at Yan Jiecheng thoughtfully. He and Yan Jiecheng had the same experience. They were both frightened when they raised their guns and mounted their horses. Although he was embarrassed to drink the boy's urine, he could let Yan Jiecheng drink it.
If Yan Jiecheng doesn't have any effect after drinking, it means Jia Zhang cheated on him, so he will beat Jia Zhang.
If Yan Jiecheng recovers, it means that the child's urine is medicine. Then isn't it normal for him to drink medicine and recover?
"Silly Zhu, what are you looking at!"
Yan Jiecheng felt a little guilty when he saw Silly Zhu, and couldn't help but speak out to encourage himself.
"I see you, we are both suffering, so I decided to give you a chance to try to see if you can return to normal."
"What do you mean? You bastard, do you want me to be your test subject?"
Yan Jiecheng was stunned for two seconds, and then realized that Sha Zhu was preparing to let him drink the boy's urine for him, and couldn't help but cursed.
"Ms. Jia Zhang, tell your grandson to pee quickly. I'll catch Yan Jiecheng and you pour it into his mouth!"
Silly Zhu said and grabbed Yan Jiecheng.
"Silly Zhu, you son of a bitch, let me go quickly!"
Yan Jiecheng said and struggled desperately, but Shazhu's strength was too great and he couldn't break away at all.
"Mom and dad, save me, fight with Silly Pillar, resist, Yu Li!"
Yan Jiecheng saw that he couldn't do it by himself, so he quickly called everyone he could ask for help.
"Silly Zhu, what are you doing? Let go of my Jie Cheng immediately. If you want to drink child urine, then go alone. Don't drag my Jie Cheng. This is all feudal dregs. I am a scholar and I don't believe in this."
Yan Bugui quickly grabbed Sha Zhu. There were so many people. If his Yan Jiecheng drank urine, he, the third uncle, would not be able to see anyone in the future.
"Third uncle, don't you want your son to return to normal? Just give it a try."
"You want to try it but you don't know how to try it yourself? Let my family help you find the way. What you think is quite beautiful!"
Yan Bugui is not stupid. Why can't he see through Sha Zhu's little thoughts?
"Grandma, stop fussing, I've been scared to death by you for a long time, and now there's not even a drop left."
At this time, Bangge suddenly interrupted everyone.
"Hahaha!"
Of course, the only one who could laugh out loud at this time was Lin Fan.
Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at Lin Fan resentfully. Why was Lin Fan still gloating about something like this happening to his family?
"Jia Zhang, the method you mentioned won't work. I feel like I'll find another way, otherwise don't blame me for being rude!"
Silly Zhu saw that this matter could not be verified, so he pestered Jia and Zhang again.
"What else do you want, how about I give you a knife and you can chop me off!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang cut her neck. A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.
"Jia Zhang, you think I don't dare, right?"
"Cut me if you dare. Qin Huairu, go back and get him a knife. I'll see if he dares to chop me!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang was not afraid of Silly Zhu at all. She was just frightened by the nightmare before, but now she came to her senses and started to behave and roll around.
"You are so fucking dishonest!"
Silly Zhu searched around and finally found a stick to beat Jia and Zhang.
He would definitely not dare to kill someone with a knife, but he would still have the guts to beat Mr. Jia and Zhang with a stick.
"Silly, what do you want to do?"
Naturally, Mrs. Jia Zhang also saw this scene, and she asked in fear.
"What are you doing? You dare to mess with me, don't you? Let's see if I don't beat you to death today!"
Silly Zhu approached Jia Zhang with a stick in hand, ready to vent his anger.
Who would have thought that Mrs. Jia Zhang's expression turned fierce, she tore her clothes directly, and then threw down Silly Zhu.
"Come on, help, someone raped the old lady!"
Jia Zhang started shouting.
The men in the courtyard turned around quickly, fearing that they would get the eye of a needle, while the women looked at Mrs. Jia Zhang with dumbfounded eyes. This Mrs. Jia Zhang was so shameless and invincible that she was hopeless.
He Daqing was a little dumbfounded and quickly asked his daughter-in-law Zhang Juan and daughter-in-law Li Yan to rescue Silly Zhu.
At this moment, Jia Zhang's front was naked, and it was inconvenient for him to go there.
Zhang Juan and Li Yan ran over quickly.
Silly Zhu was so bored by Jia Zhang that he was foaming at the mouth. It was so toxic.
Lin Fan and Fang Meng looked at each other in confusion at this moment. They had never imagined that Jia Zhang would do such a thing in order to avoid being beaten by a fool. She was truly worthy of Jia Zhang.
When Zhang Juan and Li Yan pulled Jia Zhang away, Si Zhu had already fainted. It was not known whether he was fainted from suffocation or smoke, or maybe from anger.
As for Jia Zhang, she took the opportunity to sneak back home, not even taking care of her daughter-in-law and grandson.
What to do now? The victim fainted, and the culprit ran away. They were left here, the people who were eating melons, and they were helpless.
No, they are also sufferers, but not as miserable as Si Zhu.
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